Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke

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These days, one of the worst things you can do is to misgender someone. Doing so draws the wrath woke liberal idiots like nothing else. How DARE you, you god-awful bigot. You deserve to be CANCELLED, and perhaps assaulted should you have the unmitigated gall to venture into any public place.

To be clear…misgendering is the act of CORRECTLY mentioning some woke fool’s ACTUAL gender at birth.

To be even more clear regarding the subject of misgendering, there are men out there, who are pretending to be women and women pretending to be men who PRETEND to be offended when someone CORRECTLY identifies their true gender

Dylan Mulvaney is a man, pretending to be a woman who recently PRETENDED to be offended when Bruce Jenner correctly identified Mulvaney’s actual gender.

Mulvaney went on to say that some men pretending to be women either don’t have access to having their beans and franks removed, or just don’t WANT to have their beans and franks removed, but, “it doesn’t make them any less of a woman.”

Well, that’s true, they couldn’t POSSIBLY be any LESS of a woman than having been born a MAN.

Who in the hell is Dylan Mulvaney anyway? Well, he’s a social media influencer, and for those unaware of what exactly a social media influencer is…it’s an idiot who gets famous on social media because other idiots with no self-awareness or self-respect decide that they want to live vicariously through them.

Recently, due to smoke and mirrors fame via social media and influencing fellow idiots, Mulvaney has been hired to promote Bud Light, and Nike because woke liberals at both those companies suddenly think it’s a good idea. At most, men pretending to be women and women pretending to be men make up just shy of one percent of the American population and both Anheuser Busch and Nike believe that featuring Mulvaney as a pitchman for Bud Light and sports bras is going to cause cash to start rolling in.

Mulvaney, a guy pretending to be a woman has also recently picked up an endorsement deal with…Tampex.

I’ll start with Bud Light, and their new vice president of marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid, who stated in an interview, “I’m a businesswoman, I had a really clear job to do when I took over Bud Light, and it was ‘This brand is in decline, it’s been in a decline for a really long time, and if we do not attract young drinkers to come and drink this brand there will be no future for Bud Light,'” She said that she had a “super clear” mandate that “to evolve and elevate this incredibly iconic brand,” and went on to state what she “brought” to the brand was a “belief” that to evolve and elevate means to incorporate “inclusivity, it means shifting the tone, it means having a campaign that’s truly inclusive, and feels lighter and brighter and different, and appeals to women and to men.”

For their part, Anheuser Busch said, “Anheuser-Busch works with hundreds of influencers across our brands as one of many ways to authentically connect with audiences across various demographics. From time to time we produce unique commemorative cans for fans and for brand influencers, like Dylan Mulvaney.”

Obviously, Alissa Heinerscheid is a woke liberal arts major who has been indoctrinated most likely throughout her government “education” and certainly at some asylum of higher indoctrination to believe that appealing to less than one percent of her company’s possible customer base is far more important than pissing off the other 99 percent. She also obviously believes that unless woke idiots start drinking Bud Light, the brand won’t survive.

As for the company, they are certain that the best way to “AUTHENTICALLY” connect to possible future customers is to form a partnership with a dude PRETENDING to be a woman.

Psst…it’s not working the way the indoctrinated, woke new vice president of marketing promised you it would. More on that in a bit.

The always authentic Kid Rock isn’t alone as social media is being flooded by more and more authentic FORMER Bud Light drinkers dumping the brand after the company went woke in favor of the most inauthentic social media influencer imaginable. Truth in advertising would have been better served had Mulvaney, a guy pretending to be a woman, signed a deal with a beverage pretending to be a beer…O’Doul’s…also an Anheuser Busch product.

Next up, Nike.

Here we see a guy pretending to be a woman marketing SPORTS BRAS.

Every real woman, and every female at birth athlete should be outraged by what Nike is doing here. They are MOCKING real women by featuring Dylan Mulvaney, a guy PRETENDING to be a woman to market female athletic wear. In that video, we see Mulvaney doing what he does…mocking and making fun of women. Here’s former Olympic Silver Medalist Sharron Davies, a real female athlete telling it like it is.

Personally, I haven’t bought anything Nike since they went woke with Colin Kaepernick, but think of all the REAL women in sports today who Nike COULD have inked a deal with from golf, to basketball, from women’s football, to gymnastics to track and field and tennis, but they made the woke choice to go with a guy PRETENDING to be a woman?

By all rights, Nike just alienated at least  99 percent of their potential female customers.

Anheuser Busch, who once touched Americans of all stripes with this ad:

And Nike, who once paid tribute across the sports spectrum by tipping its hat with this ad:

Has now, in the name of going woke delivered to their potential customers…Dylan Mulvaney…a freak-show rendition and mockery of women? And we’re all supposed to pretend that we want to buy their products because Mulvaney is the new high-bar standard by which we should all include as an accurate representation of females?

Sorry.

I’m fresh out of give-a-shits.

And then, there’s Tampex.

TAMPEX.

There could be no more of a product made SPECIFICALLY for REAL WOMEN than tampons, and Tampex, yes TAMPEX has recently signed a deal with woke social media “influencer, Dylan Mulvaney, who refers to a vagina as a “Barbie pocket.”

Mulvaney in that video says we have to “normalize the bulge.”

“NORMALIZE THE BULGE?”

Dude…there is absolutely nothing normal about a woman in a bikini with a bulge in need of a banana hammock and nobody in their right mind would ever think there is.

That takes PRETENDING.

If Dylan Mulvaney or anyone else wants to pretend they’re something they’re not, that’s their business, and if Anheuser Busch, Nike and Tampex want to pretend that Dylan Mulvaney is going to elevate their sales, that’s THEIR business but do not expect ANYONE who doesn’t need a check up from the neck up to pretend with along with them, or with Mulvaney, because it’s not going to happen.

A bit more than a week ago, swimmer Riley Gaines was assaulted…physically assaulted at a speaking engagement in California because she has spoken out against biological males competing against biological females in sports.

Over the past few years, and now with increasing frequency, we are seeing biological males winning sports events against biological females.

Next month, Joe Biden will put forth changes to Title IX which reportedly will include allowing biological males to compete on biological female sports teams, and we have heard college professors articulate that there is no difference between skeletal or muscle structure between males and females. We’re expected to accept this absurd falsehood as scientific fact.

Biden is trying to counter the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act being brought to the floor of the House as a way to ban trans athletes from putting biological men on women’s sports teams. That Act literally PROTECTS and CODIFIES Title IX in that it keeps men out of women’s sports, but the ilk of former soccer player and always anti-American Megan Rapinoe has taken a stand against it saying, “Today, politicians in DC are claiming to ‘protect women’s sports’ by pushing a trans & intersex sports ban. Call your Congressional rep today to say women’s sports need protection from unequal pay, sexual abuse & lack of resources, NOT from trans kids.”

So, how do we put an end to the absurdity?

Simple. Biological females need to take a stand. Girls and women who are forced to compete against biological males in sports need to walk away from the sports they love. Just quit. Put an end to women’s and girl’s sports immediately at every level. Doing that would cause revenue at schools and colleges to drop like an anchor. Women’s professional sports would also suffer a dramatic loss in prospective future players thus negating their ability to sell tickets and merchandise.

Make Megan Rapinoe proud of something other than her gayness and make it about the bottom line, rather than about social media whims, influencers and make believe.

If trans athletes want a platform, let them create trans sports leagues where those demanding “equity” can have all of it that they can handle as women pretending to be men, and men pretending to be women can compete against one another to their heart’s delight and we can all see just how many biological women pretending to be men end up winning at those events.

By the way, the dismal numbers came rolling in early last week regarding Bud Light’s new marketing ploy and Anheuser Busch’s new vice president of marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid probably never saw the “go woke, go broke” thing coming. Around the country, Bud Light’s sales are plummeting. Fitter’s bar in St. Louis, Anheuser Busch’s front yard saw sales of Anheuser-Busch bottled products dropped 30% over the past week, while draught beer plummeted 50% last week. Bud Light normally outsells rival products Miller Lite and Coors Light 25 to 1 at Braintree Brewhouse in Massachusetts but last week, eighty percent of Bud Light drinkers ordered something else.

One pub in Hell’s Kitchen, a New York City neighborhood known for its large and vocal gay community, even reported that Bud Light draft sales dropped 58% last week, while Bud Light bottle sales were down by 70%.

Obviously, Anheuser Busch owns many different brands, so if you’re looking for alternatives to the AB lineup, here is a link to the brands you will want to avoid should you want to send a clear “go woke go broke” message to the company.

There is so much more I could say on this topic, and I may well have more to say in future commentaries, but for now, I’ll leave you with the words of an authentic woman, with common sense and a grounding in reality. Candice Owens in perhaps the clearest voice on this and so many other topics today, and what she has to say regarding Dylan Mulvaney is so spot-on, she deserves to be heard.

Obviously, Anheuser Busch has gone from promoting their iconic brand with the proud Clydesdales to using a real horse’s ass.

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