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$1.7 million dollars.

California Assemblyman Matt Haney says he now considers the price of it “inexplicable.” Haney went on to say, “When Rec and Park first told us the number, it sounded shockingly high to me.”

He was talking about the planned public toilet, a single toilet in the Noe Valley, San Francisco Town Square where apparently, in lieu of having a loo, (loo being a British word for toilet, but actually derived from the French phrase ‘guardez l’eau’, which means ‘watch out for the water’) locals have been crapping and peeing in the streets for years.

The new single toilet is set to set back local taxpayers a whopping $1.7 million bucks.

Holy crap.

And it isn’t scheduled to be completed until 2025.

Haney says, “I’m glad that Noe Valley will at some point get a bathroom, but it shouldn’t cost this much, and it shouldn’t take this long, and I’m angry about it. … It’s not something I want to celebrate right now.” What Haney isn’t saying is that when it was first proposed, at that price point and at the completion date, he went along with the plan…no questions asked. After all, it wasn’t HIS money he was flushing down the House of Office (a 17^th century term for an outhouse)…it was somebody else’s money.

Now it’s an election year and even liberals who crap and pee in the streets of San Francisco, while not feeling the cramps on constipation  ARE feeling the cramps of inflation and they’re now questioning how the local establishment is handling their money. San Fran’s Parks and Rec department claims that the price tag of $1.7 million bucks is because of “onerous demands and unpredictable costs levied by PG&E.”

A spokesperson (pronouns unknown) for the San Fran Freakshow Department of poo and pee said, “It’s also important to note that public projects and their overall cost estimates don’t just reflect the price of erecting structures. They include the cost of planning, drawing, permits, reviews, public outreach and construction management.”

Excuse me? What?

Planning, drawing, permits, REVIEWS, PUBLIC OUTREACH and construction management?

We’re still talking about a one hole toilet here…right?

Here’s how the “planning” should have gone…are people crapping in the streets? Yes. Do we want people crapping in the streets? Nope. Let’s build a toilet. Okay…we have a plan.

Drawing…I figure any average 3^rd grader with a crayon he, she or it hasn’t eaten can draw a picture of a crapper in a shed. There’s really no reason to commission a pot smoking descendent of DeVinci who has been living rent free in an artists colony under a bridge in a van down by the river to render a piece of art suitable for hanging in the San Francisco museum of art and snobbery at the cost of a new condo overlooking the bridge by the river where he used to park his van.

Permits. Apparently, the city has to go TO the city to buy the permission OF the city to do a city project already voted on BY the city.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Reviews? What in the name of shit-on-a-stick are they reviewing? It’s a freakin’ toilet for the love of gawd.

Well, does it meet the architectural aesthetics of the town square? WHO THE HELL CARES?? Even if there is a three block long line of drug-addicted homeless lunatics waiting for a chance to sit on the new throne, everybody else is too busy looking down so as not to step on used hypodermic needles to even notice the town square’s architecture.

Public outreach? Homeless louts and insane drug addicts are dropping trow and making street pies wherever and whenever they feel the urge. Is that who they intend to reach out to? Exactly how much value do these liberal knot-heads place on the opinions of people who engage in public defecation and don’t use toilet paper?

That leaves “construction management.” I submit that the newest hire in the plumbing department of a Home Depot should be able to manage a suitable outcome for this project at $15 bucks an hour over a period of about a week, and if he gets the job done, give the guy a bonus by allowing him the first royal flush.

Suddenly, last week, the socialist governor of Kalifornia crawled out from under a rock and said that if San Fran couldn’t figure out how to build a one hole outhouse for under $1.7 million bucks, the state would pull the funding. Since when did Gavin Newsom start giving a crap about…a crap depository? Since it became a desperation situation to try and fool people into thinking the party of tax and spend was actually watching out for the people’s tax dollars.

Up to the moment the story went public regarding a $1.7 million dollar single stall toilet in a neighborhood where the average HOUSE costs $1.8 million bucks…Newsom didn’t give a crap.

Yep, you read that right. The average HOUSE in Noe Valley, California coasts $1.8 million dollars. That means that for a measly extra 100,000 clams (the cost of a week’s supply of Nancy Pelosi’s favorite ice cream)  you could get 3 bedrooms, a living area, a dining area, a kitchen, a carport and not 1 but 2 rooms where you could sit and contemplate the abject meaninglessness of living in 3^rd world country masquerading as west coast state.

There is no reason on God’s green earth, or for that matter on the poo infested streets of San Francisco that building a single toilet in a town square should cost a staggering $1.7 million dollars OR take north of THREE years to complete…but that’s just a microcosm example of how government operates and spends tax dollars.

Take our federal government as the next example…

I know that in the grand scheme of things, a $20,000 dollar expenditure by the federal government of money they’ve stolen from hard working Americans, like the Home Depot plumbing department guy building a toilet in San Francisco isn’t even a fraction of a drop in the bucket but…have you heard about the latest $20k of YOUR money is being spent by the federal government?

The liberals in charge have decided that a fine way to spend $20,000.00 is to send Drag Queens…to ECUADOR…to put on a show.

Apparently Ecuador is suffering terribly from a lack of diversity and a dearth of drag queens, and as we seem to have more drag queens than we need in any one or two week time-span, thanks to the recruiting efforts of our public schools, we are sending some of our excess Adam’s apple packing bumpers and grinders to them.

That’s right…the Biden State Department, via the U.S. Embassy and Consulate in Ecuador, has ponied up $20,600 bucks of your taxpayer dollars to support the Centro Ecuadoriano Notheamericano in putting on drag queen shows to “promote diversity and inclusion” in the region.

The project runs through August 31^st, 2023 and includes 3 workshops, 12 drag theater performances, and a 2 minute documentary film.

That’s 1 minute per ball.

That’s nuts…and if the dude’s dress is short enough you’ll see both of them.

I guess the Biden State Department has all the other problems solved. China and Taiwan? The Middle East? Russia and Ukraine? North Kore? Our border crisis? Snootiness in France? Boris Johnson’s bad hair days and Sweden’s unmitigated theft of Italy’s intellectual and cultural property, otherwise known as meatball diplomacy?

All fixed, solved, done and done so that we can now turn our attention to the situation that has the entire world on the brink of all-out lingerie Armageddon…not enough drag queens in Ecuador.

Wait, what?

Since when has one of our foreign policy goals been sending bearded men dressed as female hookers and strippers to South American nations to expand and strengthen our relationships around the world? And how exactly will sending drag queens to Ecuador accomplish that?

We signed a treaty of peace with Ecuador in 1839, and opened full diplomatic relations with them in 1848. Our relationship with Ecuador has been great for better than 180 years. As far as I can tell, they’ve never done anything bad to us, they’ve been more than friendly, and they already have a rich culture.

And to thank them for being such good and strong friends…we’re sending them…DRAG QUEENS?

Seriously?

We want them to think that our primary national interest is to have hairy men dress up as women to lip-sync Judy Garland songs and read stories to kids? We didn’t send them J. Edgar Hoover in 1945, so why are we sending them drag queens now?

I mean…what’s to be gained by sending to Ecuador a dude with a five o’clock shadow dressed as Cher, wearing a loin cloth, high heels and a bra while singing “Half Breed?”

In the past, we have spent our taxpayer dollars in Ecuador for somewhat reasonable things. In 2016, we gave them $50,000.00 to promote the College Horizons program which taught English as a second language, and in 2015, we gave them $234,000.00 to build a new auditorium.

Come to think of it, after learning English as a second language, the Ecuadorians can now understand what our drag queens are saying while they prance about on the stage in that new Auditorium, but we’re talking about Ecuador here…a country that is 95% Catholic. Why on earth would they need drag queens when they probably have all the debauchery they can handle with that many priests running amok?

Please send your letters of complaint regarding that last crack to, I Don’t Give a Shit, P.O. Box #2, Noe Valley CA 94114 as in a few years, they’re gonna need some toilet paper for the new Palace of Poo.

Paper cuts where they least want them is just the risk San Fran’s super poopoers will have to take.

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