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Just over a week ago, John “Lurch” Kerry found an open mic at the annual CERAWeek conference in Houston and proclaimed, “We’re already seeing climate refugees around the world. If you think migration has been a problem in Europe in the Syrian War or even from what we see now, wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed.”

Oh, this is just too rich. You didn’t really think I could let this go without giving it the treatment, did you?

Lurch, the grand poohbah of bull poo and Biden’s U.S. special presidential envoy for climate, just can’t contain his contempt for the fact that there are bigger fish to fry than the weather. According to Lurch, nobody should be giving a flying rat’s ass about being on the verge of WW3, out of control inflation or gas prices creeping up faster than Biden creeps up to 12 year old girls for a good old fashioned hair sniffing – GODDAMIT – FOCUS ON THE FREAKIN’ WEATHER.

Before I dismantle his absurd remark, allow me to first point out the glaring problem with “climate change.”

Back in the 1970’s, we were all told that we were all headed to the deep freezer because, if we failed to change our ways, there would be an ice age apocalypse in our near future. Then, in the 1990’s, Al “I Invented the Internet” Gore told us that unless we changed our ways, we were all headed to the pizza oven, the ice caps were going to melt, polar bears would simply self-combust and the whole world would be toast.

In  the early 2000’s, after one “global warming” conference after another was cancelled due to blizzards, the cult of global warming became the cult of “climate change.”

Since then, not a single cult leader has been able to tell us if it’s going to get hotter, colder, or what we should plan to wear. Hence, “climate change” so that whatever it does, hotter, colder, windier, rainier or dryer, their covered. They call it “climate change” while intelligent people just refer to it as…the weather.

I hate to break it to Lurch, but the climate on this, the third rock from the sun has been changing for the last 4.5 billion years and I don’t give a happy crap how much money he wants to throw at the weather, the climate can’t be bought off.

Okay, now let’s have another look at that butt-stupid statement Lurch made a few days ago.

“We’re already seeing climate refugees around the world.” Really? Where exactly? Where are all these people Lurch claims are fleeing…the weather? Maybe we should start by asking Lurch what exactly they’re trying to run away from? If things are getting warmer, are the fabled “climate refugees” moving to someplace that’s cooler? If it’s getting colder, are the “climate refugees” moving to someplace warmer? People move around every day but so far I haven’t heard of any Eskimos moving to Florida, nor have I heard tell of retired people at the Villages moving to Fairbanks.

Now back in the day, pre-human species moved out of Africa and headed for Europe among other places, and who could blame them? Africa was full of things and beasties that would think nothing of having Lucy over for dinner, and then having Lucy FOR dinner. But they also made the move because Africa was pretty damned hot, and Europe was where all the cool kids wanted to hang out.

Eventually, as human’s evolved, they started moving all over the place. Some like it rainy, some preferred a dryer place to call home, and still others liked it warmer, cooler, windier or whatever. At some point down the line, people started building houses, and found ways to deal with the weather which led to people who wanted to get away from it all and they settled in…Kansas.

The thing of it was, and still is today, that wherever you go, there you are and there also is…THE WEATHER.

You can’t hide from the weather. God knows some folks have tried, but nobody has ever succeeded. The weather is everywhere and just like the climate, it’s always changing.

Lurch also said, “If you think migration has been a problem in Europe in the Syrian War or even from what we see now, wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed.”

Let’s examine that particular bit of ass-hattedness shall we?

First of all, according to a recent head-count, there are roughly 7.753 billion people currently habituating our planet. I say roughly because the head-count was done in 2020, and because people keep moving about as I mention earlier but let’s go with that number – 7.753 billion people. According to Lurch, only 100 million out of the 7.753 or so billion will become “climate refugees.” Granted, it will take Two Men and a Truck a bit of time to move 100 million people, but where are they going to go?

You have to also consider that Lurch claims they will become “climate refugees” because the entire food production capacity will collapse. The ENTIRE food production capacity. ALL of it from the last bean sprout to the last farting cow. THE ENTIRE FOOD PRODUCTION CAPACITY will collapse.

If the ENTIRE food production capacity collapses, it won’t matter WHERE the 100 million “climate refugees” go, there won’t be ANY food. They could stay home and not have any food. Why on earth would they pack up all their crap and move to someplace else that doesn’t have any food production capacity when they already have that where they are now?

Apparently, the overwhelming vast majority of people on earth, 7.753 billion less 100 million would be smart enough to just sit tight and wait for 100 million head of livestock to wander by. Some folks might prefer Chinese food, others might be hungry for Itallian and if the Chinese or Itallians happen to stroll past somebody’s home…well… bon appétit.

One thing we do know for sure is that NONE of Lurch’s 100 million “climate change” refugees will be coming to OUR country, and that’s because, under Biden’s insane policies, NOBODY can AFFORD to be warmer or cooler depending on the weather.

Lurch then went on to state, “We are driven not by politics, not by ideology. We’re driven by mathematics and physics, by science, which tells us, and has been for 35 years or more, what will happen if we don’t do X, Y, and Z. And we have the advantage now of having Mother Nature herself share with us the realities of what happens if you don’t do the things that we’ve been talking about for 25, 30 years or more.”

So…mathematics, physics and science are to blame for stating unequivocally that we were going into an ice age, and then heading for a well-done roasting before settling on “well, the weather is going to change but we just don’t really know in what direction it’s going to change?”

Is it any wonder that people with a working brain cell have a problem with “following the science?”

If I were to try and check all the social issue boxes here, I suspect that a blind, drunk,one legged, black transgender lesbian suffering from PTSD over the January 6^th “insurrection” and erectile dysfunction throwing a dart at a spinning government issued pie chart would stand a better chance of predicting the next century’s weather than mathematics, physics or science.

Lurch concluded his bone-crushingly absurd statement by saying, “You have a war, and obviously you’re going to have massive emissions consequences to the war. But equally importantly, you’re going to lose people’s focus, you’re going to lose certainly big country attention because they will be diverted, and I think it could have a damaging impact.”

First of all, Lurch is so mad that everybody is more concerned with the outbreak of WW3 than the weather that he’s vibrating like a spastic spider monkey on crack, and second, his only concerns regarding the outbreak of WW3 are the EMMISSIONS? Say WHAT?

Are we to believe that Russia would have never fired up their tanks and armored vehicles were it not for the war? Are we to believe that somehow, Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is putting more carbon into the air that Kerry and the rest of his “climate change” cult leaders have done over the past several decades with their giant mansions, their giant SUV’s and flying to “climate change” conferences all over the world in their private jets?

What about all the Ukrainians I see WALKING to Poland rather than driving their cars or flying in THEIR private jets? Aren’t THOSE refugees from the climate of war offsetting the carbon footprint of Putin’s invasion and war crimes?

And finally…

ALL of this blathering bullcrap is over what? Fossil fuels supposedly causing the climate to change?

Where does a knot-head like Lurch think fossil fuels come from to begin with? I’ll tell him where – they come from dead things that used to be live things way back when. Fossil fuels are the biproduct decomposing plants and animals. Such sources of fuels are found in the Earth’s crust and contain carbon and hydrogen, which makes them perfect for the production of energy. Now where on earth can you find one of the largest reserves of such fuel sources?

ABOVE THE ARCTIC CIRCLE…that’s where.

North of the Arctic circle one can find in the neighborhood of 90 billion barrels of oil comprising nearly 13 percent of the reserves on earth, and nearly a quarter of untapped global gas resources on earth. That’s a HUGE amount of fossil fuel but here’s what Lurch doesn’t want you to know…the only reason that fossil fuel is north of the Arctic circle is because, before there were people on this planet, before SUV’s and giant mansions, before there was a Russia that could invade ANYBODY’s country, BEFORE THE CLIMATE CHANGED  because that’s what the climate has done for the past 4.5 BILLION years…there were things above the Arctic circle, plants, and animals that decomposed leaving behind oil and gas.

That’s right, way back in the distant past, the Arctic circle was a very nice, warm, lushly vegetated place where lots and lots of critters lived and died when, through no fault of mankind, the earth shifted on its axis, the climate changed, and whatever animals were living there at the time packed up all their crap, moved to Aurora, Colorado where John “Lurch” Kerry was hatched, and evolved into liberal Marxist idiots.

The reason Lurch doesn’t want us using fossil fuels is because we might be putting ancient ancestors of his that were to damned stupid to move out of the way of the weather into the gas tanks of our minivans and burning them on a road trip to see Mt. Rushmore. Come to think of it, with oil fast approaching $200 per barrel, Lurch’s ancient ancestors are worth a great deal more than he is.

Lurch needs pull his head from his ass, shove a wind turbine and a solar panel up there sideways, sit down and shut the hell up. He’s full of more gas than the Hindenburg was, and we all know that didn’t end well.

Now then, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the bank and check the rate on a 48 month loan before I go to the gas station. I’ve got four stoned presidents to visit in South Dakota.

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