A Tale of Two City’s Dumbasses

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Antonio Brown. There’s a name you probably won’t recognize unless you live in Atlanta, but you do need to know something about him. He’s a dumbass liberal Marxist who is running for Mayor.

Antonio Brown has made a big part of his campaign center around, “re-imagining public safety.”

Luckily for you, I have a super, double top secret liberal Marxist decoder ring I found at the bottom of a box of Cocoa Puffs. What “re-imagining public safety” means, in plain English, is “Defund the Police.”

In fact, liberal dumbass extraordinaire, Antonio Brown, has advocated cutting $73 million dollars from the Atlanta police budget. Wannabe Atlanta Mayor,  Dumbass Brown doesn’t think Atlanta needs the police. He thinks Atlanta would be better off, more safe, and less violent without the men and women in blue guarding that thin line.

Well, at least he used to think that way.

Last week, Dumbass Brown got car jacked. Oh, he tried to stop it on his own, you know, without the police, but that didn’t work out so well. Ol’ Dumbass got his dumbass dragged down the street as he clung, not to his Bible and guns, but to his Mercedes.

Several males, at least they were biologically males regardless of how they felt about being a certain of only two possible genders, shoved him aside, jumped into his Benz and took off as dumbass was hanging from the door.

According to Dumbass Brown, they were children, between the ages of 7, and 11 years.

After falling from the fleeing vehicle, Mr. “Defund the Police” and Mr. “Re-imagine  Public Safety” called the police where he spent five minutes on hold, and then waited 45 minutes for the police to show up…because budget cuts have made the Atlanta police thin on the street, and prioritize their responses.

Dumbass was rather low on the priority ladder because his car was already gone, and he wasn’t in the process of dying.

Potential Mayor Dumbass says he won’t press charges because he blamed “poverty” for why a bunch of ankle-biting rugrats stole his car.

I can almost guarantee you that none of the Benz-boosters were white because of what ol’ Dumbass said next. “This is a generational poverty issue. These kids, it’s 12:30 in the afternoon. Why aren’t they in school? Why aren’t we enforcing systems to ensure that if they are not in school, they’re in recreational centers?”

Once again, using my decoder ring, “generational poverty” is liberal speak for “young black criminals.”  The second part of that statement also tells you quite a bit when you decode it. “Why aren’t we enforcing systems to ensure that if they are not in school, they’re in recreational centers?,” means that if those young black criminals are as thick as a pallet of bricks and unable to be indoctrinated, there should be some government run system that holds them at a detention center where they’re allowed to play games…you know…like the illegal alien kids at the border.

Then Dumbass said this: “The reality is this: We need programmatic initiatives in place to help support these kids to be able to give them another pathway instead of them of them committing crimes.”

I say, Cabin Boy…bring me my decoder ring…three to the right…six to the left…

Ah…I’d bet he’s talking about the BLM where young black criminals can be schooled on how to go from random carjackings with a Dumbass hanging on for dear life, to looting, arson and general mayhem as a domestic terrorists.

By the way, the kids ditched the Mercedes because even they know that when you’re 7, 8, 9, 10 or 11 years old and you come home with a Benz, grandma’s gonna give em a whoopin’, but if they can get into a government sponsored, taxpayer funded BLM programmatic system, they can eventually come home with enough big screen TV’s and athletic shoes to make the whole family happy.

The wannabe Mayor of Atlanta wasn’t the only dumbass liberal to make the news last week…we also had dumbass Lovely Warren, the actual Mayor of Rochester, New York pop up on the liberal dumbass radar.

Lovely Dumbass, as a Mayor, has never been shy about blathering endlessly on regarding her hatred of our 2nd Amendment, and about the need to end private gun ownership. She has especially railed against “illegal guns” which, according to the 2nd Amendment, don’t actually exist. According to Lovely Dumbass, “I have a 10-year-old daughter at home. No one wants a child to be shot especially while they’re in their own home, sitting in their living room, right?”

Because Lovely is a liberal Marxist, and because she’s a dumbass, it is highly likely that she believes that guns, on their own, kill people, and of all the guns that exist, those deemed “illegal” are far and away the most likely to strut about, on their own two feet, and just randomly start shooting innocent 10 years olds who are sitting in their living rooms.

Rumor has it that unloaded guns are often THE most dangerous of their ilk.

Well, last week, Lovely Dumbass had the strangest thing happen…her husband, Rochester’s First Dumbass, got arrested for having one, possibly two “illegal” guns in their house. Let me clear something up here…liberal Marxists are calling the GUNS “illegal” because Lovely Dumbass’s husband doesn’t have a permit for them, but liberal Marxists always blame the GUN, and not the PERSON.

Making matters worse, Lovely Dumbass’ 10 year old daughter was at home, ALONE, sitting on the couch when authorities served the search warrant and found the guns. Think about that…a 10 year old left alone in a home, with a couch and two guns. It’s a damned wonder one of those guns didn’t develop the motivation necessary to leap up and perforate the little girl.

But it gets worse…they also found illegal narcotics in the house… 31 grams of cocaine.

Either one, or perhaps BOTH of those guns could have been higher than a kite!

Timothy Granison, Lovely Dumbass’ husband was arrested and charged with criminal possession of a firearm and two counts of third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance thus making him one of seven people arrested and charged so far in a narcotics ring investigation.

And what exactly was found during the searches of all 7 individuals homes? A total of more than two kilos of powder and crack cocaine, three firearms and a semi-automatic rifle along with more than $100,000 cash.

Naturally, Lovely Dumbass said, “There’s nothing implicating me in these charges announced today because I’ve done nothing wrong.” While she is technically right about that, at least so far she hasn’t been charged with a crime herself, she went on to state that she had no idea those guns were in her house, nor did she have any idea that her husband was involved in some sort of narcotics distribution ring and had illegal narcotics inside their home.

She said, “I did not know about the guns or the drugs. I do not own the guns or drugs. And I have, and will continue, to move our community forward.”

Personally, I find that rather hard to believe.

I mean, she has said that her agenda was to get “illegal” guns off the streets, but apparently, she forgot to mention that off the streets meant inside her own home.

It should also be mention that Lovely Dumbass’ husband also has a felony conviction back in the 1990s which renders him ineligible to legally own ANY firearm, regardless of whether or not it’s registered with the state of New York, which at least the handgun in their home was not.

So, let’s just look at the broad picture here. Violent crime in Rochester, New York has been skyrocketing over the past year with murders up better than 34% over this time just one year ago, Mayor Lovely Dumbass has been trying to defund her city’s police department over the past year, and she is blissfully unaware of what’s been going on in her own home.

Did I mention that Lovely Dumbass is running for reelection, and last October she was indicted on campaign finance fraud charges? Yep…the Mayor of Rochester seemingly has been skimming from the campaign bank account, has a husband that’s a convicted felon, is involved in a cocaine distribution ring, has weapons in their house illegally AND she leaves her 10 year old daughter home alone to answer the door when the cops show up with a search warrant.

So, there you have it. A tale of Two City’s Dumbasses, and as long as Atlanta and Rochester continue to elect liberals to lead them down the dumbass bunny trail, they will continue to suffer from “generational poverty” and rampant, skyrocketing violent crime because liberal dumbasses are everywhere, and they’re interchangeable.

And that’s the bottom line from me, your friendly neighborhood Conservative…smartass.

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One thought on “A Tale of Two City’s Dumbasses

  1. Great article for all to learn from. Gaslighting the public is the leftist tool at this time it seems; but hey: white males are the problem, dontchaknow?

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