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CHOP…the republic formerly as CHAZ…which I now lovingly refer to as…SPAZ…is having more trouble getting itself up and running than a 3^rd world African craphole country, but it sure is getting more entertaining by the day.

It all started during the Riots in Seattle, when ANTIFA commandeered a 6 block section of downtown and claimed it not only as their own, but as an independent nation unto itself. They named it CHAZ for Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

That lasted about a week until some ANTIFA yahoos got the bright idea to rename it CHOP, for Capitol Hill Occupied Protest, or Capitol Hill Organized Protest. They’re not really sure what it stands for but they sure know what it means.

It means…

they’ve finally moved out of their parent’s basements.

But the fact that they can’t settle on a name for their country and are now on their 3^rd attempt to make something stick, I have decided to call it SPAZ…Seattle Police Abandonment Zone which I believe pretty well sums it up as far as a name is concerned. As I said, they’re having issues, and among those issues seems to be that as a newly established independent from any other nation 6 square block country…it lacks a leader.

Nobody is in charge of it, and yet everybody has some idea of how it should be run. Now remember, this is ANTIFA which, as far as anyone knows, stands for Anti-Fascism. So, is SPAZ anti-fascist? Not even close. There are reports of strong-armed robberies, extortion, ejections of those they don’t like, and yet other reports of people who live or work there being charged a fee just to enter.

That might change once one of them goes back to mom and dads and gets a Polaroid camera out that box of junk in the attic so that they can start making SPAZ passports.

Naturally, the first order of business in SPAZ was the setting about of stockpiling provisions. To that end, The SPAZtics put up a sign reading, “Supplies Need: (not needed) Male pants Male L shirts Belts.” I must mention that from the last item on that part of the list we can safely assume that there are no black street thugs in SPAZ. The list continued with, “Ice (the good kind) Ciggerettes + lites Lantern flashlights-headlamps Portable solar chargers GatorAid Electrolyte powder Backpacks reusable bags Tents sleeping pads pillows, tarps Tracfone minutes card and body lotion.”

Obviously, when you’re ANTIFA and you’ve seceded from the United States you need body lotion because nobody likes a chaffed SPAZtic.

On with the list…”Shoes bedding comforters zip ties folding chairs laundry bags personal fans Body wash disinfectant” and last, but not least “Sunglasses.”

Apparently, the insurrection failed to employ enough advanced planning to commandeer a 6 square block section of the city that contained a WalMart. There is however a police precinct inside of SPAZ, but it’s all boarded up and graffited because as the SPAZtics moved in, the cops moved out, hence the “A” for “abandonment” in SPAZ.

Without any police force, organized of otherwise, SPAZ is also without any other first responders. No fire department, and no ambulance service. For those things, including police, the SPAZtics are relying on first responders from Seattle, but there are issues with that too. It turns out that Seattle’s finest and fire fighters as well as EMT are having problems getting in when called.

In fact, 911 response times in SPAZ have at least tripled since the police pulled out which means that if someone in SPAZ has a heart attack, or gets attacked by rampaging wild COVIDS it’s gonna take quite a while until help arrives. It used to be that the cops would get to a 911 call in 5 minutes or less, but it’s now taking at least 15 minutes.

Here’s a word to the wise for both the residents of SPAZ, and for the tourists…if you become the target of a SPAZtic trying to rob you or extort you or do you some sort of bodily harm, ask them nicely to stick around for a good 15 minutes as you have called the cops who will eventually arrive to deal with the situation at hand.

So why did the Seattle Police abandon the precinct to begin with? According to Police Chief, Carmen Best, the city gave in to “severe public pressure” when the decision came down. Chief Best said it wasn’t HER idea to abandon the precinct, it was the decision from on high. Now according to Seattle’s Mayor, one Jenny Durkan, the decision to cut and run from that police precinct wasn’t a Mayor’s office decision, and she has referred to the formation of SPAZ as an act of “patriotism.” In fact, she’s all for it. The woman who puts the “dur” in Durken said, “Lawfully gathering and expressing First Amendment rights, demanding we do better as a society, and providing true equity for communities of color is not terrorism. It’s patriotism,”

Get this…when asked how long SPAZ might be in control of that 6 square block section of downtown Seattle, Durken responded…”I don’t know, we could have a summer of love.”

A summer of love? That’s what was going on with the Manson family at the ranch until, you know, they found the cutlery.

Obviously, Seattle is suffering from the same lack of leadership as is SPAZ, but surly the Washington Governor, Jay Inslee is fit to be tied, mad as hell, and he won’t take it anymore. Wait…what???

It’s news to HIM? He hadn’t even HEARD about SPAZ?

There’s an insurrection going on. A group just named as a domestic terrorist organization has taken over 6 square blocks of downtown Seattle, and they have declared it an independent country…and the Governor of the state doesn’t even KNOW about it? Well, that just proves 2 things…he’s an idiot, and he gets his news from CNN.

Now, to be clear, all of this, the formation of SPAZ is the result of the George Floyd riots, and that was supposedly all about racism and the need to eliminate “systemic racism” which actually doesn’t exist. I’ll get back to that shortly, meanwhile, has SPAZ eliminated “systemic racism” in their country? Not exactly. Okay, not at all. In fact, they have become practitioners OF systemic racism. Earlier this week, the SPAZtics were telling their white subjects that they needed to start giving money to the black SPAZtics.

Far be it for me to provide facts to the SPAZtics with any hope that said facts will matter, but extorting one race to benefit another race is the very DEFINITION of racism.

Now I said I’d get back to the thing about “systemic racism” not being a real thing, and here it is…the term literally means racism promoted and undertaken by the system. Where are the hot-spots in this whole matter of the Floyd riots? In blue cities and in blue states…Seattle included. And what do those cities and states have in common? They’re all run by liberals. Most of the hardest hit areas also have liberal Mayors, and liberal Police Chiefs. In many cases, the Mayors are black and so too are the Police Chiefs.

Let’s also not forget that the police have unions…and who runs the unions? Liberals. So if, in those cities, in those states have a systemic racism problem…who exactly is in charge of the system?

LIBERALS.

Either there is no systemic racism, or LIBERALS are systemically racist. Take your pick.

Okay, let’s recap…

ANTIFA launches an insurrection in Seattle, commandeers a 6 square block section of downtown Seattle, the police cut and run, the domestic terrorists set up shop as an independent country, the Mayor calls it a patriotic summer of love, and the Governor hasn’t even heard of it.

So…how long will SPAZ exist? How much longer will the SPAZtics occupy downtown Seattle? Here’s my prediction…this will all come to an inglorious end just the way Occupy Wall Street came to an end. When the SPAZtics run out of other people’s money…it’s game over. They’ll slink back into the woodwork of their mommy’s and daddy’s basements playing video games, blowing bubbles, trying to color inside the lines, and not getting jobs.

Oh, they’ll have a good excuse for remaining unemployed…SPAZ wasn’t around long enough to mint their own currency because somebody forgot to put ink cartridges and a printer on the list of “Supplies Need.”

In the meantime, we can sit and marvel at the abject stupidity of it all and maybe start a pool to guess the exact day the tents get folded up.

Look, if they’re not out of there by the end of the month, President Trump should federalize the National Guard, bomb them with bars of Irish Spring, and let loose with the water cannons.

They forgot to add deodorant to the list.

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