The Best Reason Yet to Vote For Trump

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Over the past 5 years, we’ve heard and seen all sorts of histrionic behavior from the liberal/socialist left regarding Donald Trump, first as a candidate, and since his election.

The collective panty-wadding has been obnoxious, violent, silly, diametrically opposed to the pretend mantra of liberal tolerance, and in some cases, quite entertaining.

There were the safe space liberals who curled up in the fetal position on college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, bottles of bubbles and their therapy puppies, but sadly, the supply chain for such items ran out when other like-minded socialists refused to continue to use their money for the collective good, and the puppies ran away.

Those were good times.

ANTIFA, which employed Nazi tactics in their effort to label Trump, and Trump supporters as Nazis ran out of steam for the most part when the socialist bus fuel pool also ran out of the support of other people’s money.

That, and the hot, itchy wool ski masks in July were melting the snowflakes.

There were those who just sat on the sidewalk and screamed until their voices gave out and they waddled home to their parent’s basements, and there were those who paraded through the streets of Washington D.C. on inauguration day dressed as giant vaginas to protest this country’s peaceful transfer of power.

Honestly, liberal women who want to be taken seriously should not parade about dressed like liberal men.

In the mainstream media, propagandists made all sorts of dooms day dire predictions. They claimed our economy would crash and burn, that the market would drop like an anvil, we would become embroiled in endless wars, and that there would be a new civil war waged by…who? Snowflakes with bottles of bubbles and wearing giant vagina camouflage?

Seriously? The anti-gun marching vagina brigade was going to launch a war against the pro-2nd Amendment Conservatives?

It’s no wonder all their therapy puppies ran away.

On the world stage, liberals told us the end was near, that Trump’s policies would either cause nuclear war, or global warming and either way, the world would end in 10 years…or 12 years depending on which liberal dweeb you happened to ask at any given moment.

RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! TRUMP GOT ELECTED AND THE WORLD’S GONNA END!!!

No. No it’s not.

President Trump is getting us OUT of endless wars, he’s reestablished our position at the front and center of the world stage, the stock market is soaring, not crashing, unemployment is at historic lows in every demographic category, the Trump tariffs are working as our new trade agreements are now in place, we’re exporting more energy now than we’re importing, and GDP hit 4.1 percent which Obama said would take a magic wand.

In fact, what with Trump’s killing of so many overly burdensome regulations, our economy is now booming to the point that liberals, including Obama are trying to take credit for it, which let’s face it, is a bit like Hillary trying to take credit for what Monica did for Bill under the desk in the Oval Office.

And oh by the way, if global warming was the dire situation that liberals claim it is, why did Obama buy a mansion on the water in Martha’s Vineyard?

As I said, there have been histrionics aplenty from the liberal left regarding Trump’s campaign, and resulting election, but perhaps the most entertaining of all have come from…entertainers…the celebrity Hollyweird leftist elite who live in a world of make believe while being so much more astute than we Conservatives out here in the real world.

As the 2016 campaign was ramping up, and as candidate Trump won the Republican nomination, Hollyweird’s combination of celebrity wingnuts, many of whom are has-beens, some who are legends in their own minds, and some who are just desperate to get another part in a B-grade movie made then, and continue to make now, what they believe is the ultimate threat.

If Trump were to get elected they said then, or if he were to get reelected they say now…they will leave the United States.

Oh, the humanity.

Babs Streisand threatened to move to Canada…or Australia…but apparently unable to make a decision, she’s still here. Lena Dunham, who has been in and out of rehab more often than Bill was in and out of Monica threatened to move to Vancouver British Columbia…but she hasn’t…presumably because privately run rehab centers here are better than the ones run by the Canadian government.

Chelsea Handler, who has owned a house in Spain for years threatened to move there permanently, but hasn’t, and Amy Schumer, who was only funny if you used to get stoned on Saturday nights also threatened to pack up and move to Spain, but didn’t.

Miley Cyrus, Al Sharpton, and Whoopi Goldberg all threatened to flee should Trump get elected in 2016, and yet none of them have. Raven-Symoné, a former Cosby kid threatened to move to Canada “if ANY Republican gets nominated” in 2016, obviously not understanding how elections work, and she claimed to already have her ticket purchased. Seems someone got to sit next to an empty seat that would have otherwise been occupied by someone with an empty head because the Raven never flew north.

Samuel L. Jackson threatened to move to South Africa, George Lopez threatened to move back to Mexico, and Spike Lee threatened to move to the “Republic of Brooklyn,” until all 3 apparently discovered that their threatened collective destinations were all 3rd world shit-holes.

And then there was Cher who threatened to move to Jupiter…not Jupiter, Florida, rather Jupiter the PLANET should Trump be elected in 2016. If Cher thinks we have a climate problem here on Earth, and she does…

Just wait until she gets to Jupiter and gets a load of THAT climate.

Sure, it’s fun to make fun of these celebrity nuts and their socialist collective threats to leave this country should President Trump win reelection, and make no mistake, more so-called celebrities are making such threats every day, but should we be concerned by the seemingly baseless threats?

Obviously, there are some people out there, somehow operating day to day without a working brain cell between them that are terrified of losing the ilk of Miley Cyrus, or Streisand, or a has-been Cosby kid to some other country unless we elect a crusty, old, grumpy communist like Bernie Sander this November…twits who believe that our nation will surely fall into the abyss of wrack and ruin without the collective wisdom of Chelsea Handler, Whoopi Cushion Goldberg, or the altered state that is Lena Dunham…but should we be taking their threats of leaving seriously?

While it may well shock some Conservatives but…I believe we SHOULD be quite concerned by such celebrity threats.

Alright, alright, calm down and let me explain this.

The reason all of these celebrities and their collective threats to leave the country, or perhaps the planet have been so laughable over the years is because we have completely misread the true meaning OF their threats. As the ilk of celebrities making the threats continues to grow, and with an election now some 9 months away…there is damn good reason for concern on the part of Conservatives.

Look at it this way…

Those celebrity liberal loons who have threatened to leave the good ol’ USA upon President Trump’s reelection aren’t threatening to LEAVE if Trump gets reelected…they’re threatening to STAY if he doesn’t.

They’ll stay for at least the next 9 months regardless of anything that happens between now, and November 3rd, 2020…but they’re threatening to STAY INDEFINITELY if one of the socialists, or the crusty old grumpy commie gets elected.

I’m telling my fellow Conservatives here and now that we have completely misinterpreted the veiled threat made by liberal so-called celebrities, and that threat is both ominous, and poses a clear and present danger to our national fabric. If we don’t get fired up, get involved, and get out the vote this November to reelect President Trump…Hollyweird’s cast of liberal loons will stay right where they are now.

I know that the chance of them leaving, as so many have promised to do is somewhere between slim and none, but a 1 in a million chance that they’ll follow though THIS time IS a chance worth taking, and an opportunity not to be missed.

Imagine if you will, Amy Schumer and Chelsea Handler not being the least bit amusing in Spain rather not being funny here. Imagine how much happier Samuel L. Jackson would be to escape the ever so “racist” United States for South Africa which is now what the southern U.S. was under democrat control in 1870.  Imagine the diva Streisand giving the diva Justin Pierre James Trudeau a socialist run for other people’s money up in Canada rather than being a boil on America’s ass down here.

I’m telling you that even if there’s a malfunction in telemetry and Cher completely misses Jupiter only to be shot into the deep, never-ending far-flung reaches of the universe…ITS WORTH IT.

While we can take the threat of celebrities leaving our country with a large grain of salt, we MUST take the threat of them STAYING as seriously as a heart attack, and if you’re still looking for a damned good reason to vote for Trump this November…

HERE IT IS.

Trump 2020…because the Hollyweird swamp needs draining and we need to put James Woods back to work.

Copyright © Craig Andresen/thenationalpatriot.com 2020/ All rights reserved

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2 thoughts on “The Best Reason Yet to Vote For Trump

  1. This cracked me up and I had to put it on my timeline for everyone else to read. Craig you do a fantastic job on making it clear why we need another four years of Trump in 2020!!!!!! Great job!!!!!! 🙂

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