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Being Joe Biden apparently means being in your own realm of not so real reality most of the time. He often has no idea where he is, as several times he says he’s glad to be in a particular city when he’s not even in that city’s particular state.

Being Biden also apparently means telling what sure seem to be fabricated stories from his own past. Stories like wrapping a length of chain around one arm and confronting a known gang thug named “Corn Pop.”

Then there was that other swimming pool story from Biden’s younger days when he claims little black kids at the pool liked to stroke the long blonde hair…on his legs…and how much he enjoyed that.

Being Biden must be relatively easy, not having to keep track of your whereabouts, making up tall tales from your youth, sniffing the hair of women and young girls, getting handsy like any other creepy old uncle, and occasionally insulting the very people you’re hoping will eventually vote for you.

A while back, at a 2020 campaign stop, Biden being Biden called a man a “damn liar” for something he said during an open question session.

There was Biden, in Iowa before the caucus, and it was in Iowa regardless of where Joe thought he was, when a man asked about the gravy train Joe’s son Hunter was riding at Burisma in Ukraine and said something about Joe possibly setting Hunter up in the gig.  Biden turned, looked at the guy, and said, “You’re a damn liar, man.”

Biden claimed nobody has ever said that he had anything to do with his son getting the multi-million dollar board position, but Biden would be dead wrong about that. People have said it, lots of people have said it lots of times, which makes the question completely legit. Making matters worse for Biden is the fact that he’s trying to win votes, or at least that’s what he’s supposed to be doing there whether or not he realizes it, and he had just called a potential voter a “damn liar.”

My guess, and it’s just a guess, whoever that guy was voted for somebody else in the Iowa Caucus. Now I realize that the guy was most likely leaning toward voting for someone else, one of the other socialist clowns even before he got called a damn liar, but that was Biden’s chance to maybe, just maybe swing a vote or two his way…but he didn’t.

Biden wanted to sound as tough as he thinks he was the day he confronted “Corn Pop” in the parking lot of his youth, but he came across sounding more like missing a few blades in the windmills of his mind.

Before I get to Biden’s latest foot-in-mouth moment, I want to remind you of his history of butt-stupid moments. In fact, it goes all the way back to his time at Syracuse University College of Law, when Biden plagiarized a law school paper by using 5 pages, word for word from an already published paper. In his attempt to not be tossed from the school, Biden begged school administrators not to expel him saying, “My intent was not to deceive anyone, for if it were, I would not have been so blatant.”

Oh, really?

In 1987, Biden, being Biden boosted part of a speech that had been delivered by Bobby Kennedy some 20 years earlier, and in his 1988 presidential run, Biden stole portions of a speech by United Kingdom Labour MP Neil Kinnock who eventually lost to Margaret Thatcher. Eventually, Biden dropped out of the race, but it wasn’t the end of his career as a plagiarist.

Apparently lacking any real policy platform of his own, not at all unlike the rest of the clowns in the hunt for the democrat 2020 nomination, last year, Biden resorted to theft once again lifting his “climate change” policy he called a “widely available, cost-effective, and rapidly scalable solution to reduce carbon emissions to meet mid-century climate goals,” directly from the Carbon Capture Coalition.

Names, or remembering names also isn’t a strong suit for Biden, and during a speech several years ago, he repeatedly referred to Teresa May as Margaret Thatcher…with May sitting right there. Biden, being Biden also once introduced the top of his presidential ticket this way; “This election year, the choice is clear. One man stands to deliver change we desperately need. A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next president of the United States—Barack America!”

At a 2008 campaign stop in Missouri, Biden asked the audience to applaud State Senator Chuck Graham, and told Graham, “Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see you.” Graham, a paraplegic was in the front row in a wheelchair.

Honestly, it would take months to run through all of Biden being Biden moments, and I have neither the will, nor the room here to do so, but there was this one which also stands out. Biden once said with conviction that, “When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed.” Now, technically, that’s correct, but only because Hoover was the president when the market crashed in 1929, and because television didn’t yet exist.

Okay, here’s Biden’s latest effort to shove his own foot so far down his own throat that he runs the risk of suffering an ingrown toenail in his own colon…

Just a few days ago, at a New Hampshire campaign town hall stop, a woman by the name of Madison Moore asked Biden why he did so poorly in the Iowa caucus, to which Biden, being Biden responded, “Iowa’s a Democratic caucus. You ever been to a caucus?” Moore nodded yes, but Biden, still being Biden then said, “No, you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”

A “lying dog-faced pony soldier?” Just what in THE hell is a “lying dog-faced pony soldier?”

To be clear, it wasn’t the first time Biden had used the term, and when he did use it before, he claimed that it was a line from the John Wayne movie, “Hondo.” That’s all well and fine, but it isn’t a line from “Hondo,” or any other John Wayne movie, nor is it any line that has ever been spoken in ANY movie.

It appears that “you’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier” only exists as a common phrase inside the addled mind of Joe Biden, but that’s only part of the problem here. Just like when he called that guy in Iowa a “damn liar,” once again, in the effort to secure votes from democrats, Biden, being Biden has insulted a potential voter.

“Pony Soldier” was a 1952 movie starring Tyrone Power, and before you ask, that line wasn’t in that movie either, and while “dogface” is an old term for a soldier, “dog faced” means having a face with a long somewhat squared muzzle, and is most commonly heard when referencing the dog faced ape, otherwise known as a baboon. We all know what “lying” means so, putting it all together in its proper contextual meaning, a “lying dog-faced pony soldier” is, in fact, a baboon movie title incapable of telling the truth.

That’s right, Joe Biden literally called a 21 year old woman a “baboon movie title incapable of telling the truth,” which apparently only makes sense inside the utter vacuum that exists between the ears of Biden being Biden.

Now as near as anyone can tell, Biden came in 4^th in Iowa, but nobody is really sure because just like everything the democrats touch, Iowa turned to crap and the true results may well never be known, and he came in 5^th in New Hampshire last week. That’s not good for the Biden being Biden campaign, but it is even worse for the democrat party.

Biden is the best they’ve got, and they have gone out on a limb with a saw to defend the idiot. That whole impeachment pile of manure manufactured by the liberals was nothing but an effort to defend the gaffe machine they need to win the democrat nomination if they have any hope of salvaging even a molecule of their party.

Look at the rest of those morons on the debate stages…a socialist Mayor, a communist senator, a fake Indian and a socialist billionaire who isn’t tall enough to go on most of the rides at an amusement park. In that crowd, Biden is their only hope for salvation, and he thinks that the Salvation Army is a branch of our military service.

Biden is 59 watts shy of being a 60 watt bulb. He’s a bland cracker whose cheese has slipped to the floor. He’s as dull as dish water, he wouldn’t be able to track an elephant through the snow, and he’s as sharp as a bag of Jello. The democrat party knows all of that is true, and yet they continue to cling to Biden in the way a dingleberry clings to a dog-faced ape’s ass because he’s the best they’ve got.

Biden, being Biden was nothing but a life insurance policy for Obama, and now he’s nothing but life support for the democrat party as the DNC knows that putting their party in the hands of confirmed socialists or a grumpy old commie would be akin to pulling the party’s plug. None of them can beat Trump in November, but at least Biden as the nominee would give the democrat party time to look for a cure before 2024.

In fact, Trump’s only real competitors heading into the 2020 election are the Obama leftovers lurking about the swamp that remain a part of his own administration.

Political cancer has invaded the democrat party in the form of liberal socialism, and the party must find a way to eradicate the ilk of Tlaib, Omar, AOC and Pressley, also know as the 4 morons of the democrat party apocalypse before it’s too late. The democrat party, as it is right now, is bleeding minority voters, and independent voters to the point of no return, due in part to their irrational and destructive bent toward socialism, and in part to the party’s mind-numbing stupidity in trying to put an end to Trump and his successful policies.

All the democrats can hope for now is a brokered convention where they can screw their own party’s top vote getters, and install Biden as the nominee…not to win, but just to provide a thread from which they can dangle until a lying blue dog-faced pony soldier comes along.

For now, until he drops out because he’s not appealing to lying dog-faced pony soldiers, and we all know what a huge voting bloc that is, Biden being Biden is the democrat party’s last hope because he would be a willing puppet, not strong enough to lead, but fully capable of dancing on pulled strings.

The problem is…Biden’s going down faster than the Titanic, and at least the Titanic had ice for the Scotch. All Biden amounts to is an empty glass.

Outside of Biden being Biden, what have they got? A fake Indian, a grumpy old commie, a socialist Mayor and a billionaire who needs a booster seat.

Now that the Nancy’s pens are off the silver platter,they may as well use it to hand 2020 to President Trump.

 

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