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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio
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n the southern part of Nevada, roughly 83 miles north, northwest of Las Vegas sits an old, dried up salt-flat lake surrounded by mountains.
It’s desolate out there..It’s hot, dry, and a long ways from pretty much everything and a fair distance from the little town of Rachel.
Back around 1864, lead and silver were discovered in that area, and the mining of it continued until about 1918. After WWII, with new equipment and extraction methods, the mining resumed, but that wasn’t the only thing going on out there in the middle of nowhere.
In 1942, the Indian Springs Air Force Auxiliary Field was created with a pair of 5,000 foot salt-flat runways because the military figured it would be as good a spot as anywhere where new planes could be flown, tested, and possibly crashed without having to worry much about hitting populated places. It was also fairly close to where other military testing was happening, like bombing run practices, and soon, atomic testing would take place.
The original base operated off of an area that measured about 6 by 10 miles on what was called…
Groom Lake.
That base, over the years has grown to roughly an area of 23 by 25 miles in size, at least as far as air space is concerned, and that is also roughly the size of the perimeter of the base’s grounds, or boundaries. Over the years, the name has changed with the size of the place. Indian Springs Air Force Auxiliary Field has also been called, Homey Airport, Dreamland and Paradise Ranch. Quaint names to be sure, but one name in particular seems to stand out from all the rest…
Area 51.
Here’s where things get interesting…the military, which had been manning the base since 1942, never admitted it was there, or that they were there, until June 25th 2013, even though they had been doing things out there for nearly 70 years. Exactly what sort of things were they doing out there?
You know…stuff.
It may see
m odd to many, but Area 51 has never been officially declared a secret base. That’s not to say that everything that has happened there hasn’t been 100% Top Secret/Sensitive Compartmented in nature, because it has…but Area 51 is not, I repeat NOT a secret base. Never mind that until 2013, it didn’t show up on any maps, or that you weren’t allowed, and aren’t allowed to know one iota of what goes on out there…Area 51 is not a secret base.
Naturally, when the military is involved in anything they can’t tell you about, questions come up, and theories come out. When the area that planes belonging to the military fly in and out of isn’t on the map…more theories start popping up. And when you get one of the world’s most secretive government entities involved in it…theories abound.
Now, for the sake of national security, I am not allowed to mention that super double top secret government organization by name, but their initials are…
The Central Intelligence Agency…and they have pretty well been running the Groom Lake, Indian Springs blah, blah, blah, Homey Airport, Dreamland, Paradise Ranch…Area 51 super double top secret facility that’s not a secret base since 1955.
There are going to be theories.
Obviously, the most prevalent of those theories revolves around other worldly aliens, regarding most specifically a reported crash near Roswell New Mexico in 1947. I say “reported” because it was…reported…in newspapers that the military had recovered the remains of a flying saucer that crashed on a ranch out there. Of course, the next day, the same military guy who reported the flying saucer then said it was a weather balloon, and the bodies that he reported one day earlier turned into crash dummies.
That’s where it all started because most people with a working brain cell would instantly recognize the stark difference between a weather balloon and a flying saucer, and the difference between alien bodies and crash dummies. Suddenly, the theory became such that the government was hiding space aliens and their spaceship from the American public…at Area 51…and personally, I regard those theory as neither conspiracy, nor far-fetched. Something other than a silver weather balloon crashed on that ranch, and something other than crash dummies were found there.
While I could get into the deep sagebrush with all the research I have done about that theory, I won’t, but I will bring this to the here and now.
Here’s the deal…a few weeks ago, somebody got on Facebook and decided that we had all waited long enough to know the truth. Balloon, or space ship? Dummies, or aliens? The problem wi
th super double top secret bases that aren’t secret bases is all the secrets that don’t exist that they keep, and no entity is better at covert stuff than the entity that shall remain nameless aside from their initials…The Central Intelligence Agency…which has long been keeping secret the secrets that aren’t secrets at the secret base that isn’t a secret base.
Anyway…the idea is to hold an event where people who wants to know the truth will storm Area 51 and see “it,” whatever “it” is, for themselves. So far, 1.5 MILLION people have indicated that they will be there for the storming, and another 1.2 million say they MIGHT show up. Naturally, the unnamed agency has to take this seriously, and so too does the military, and neither are very happy about it. In fact, they are warning folks NOT to storm Area 51, as it is a protected, but not secret military installation, and trespassing is strictly forbidden.
By “strictly” they pretty much mean that if you try to get in, you’ll get shot, and that’s just the sort of thing that would ruin your whole day.
There are some logistical issues involved that I don’t think the party planners have taken into account. Remember, the base itself is about 6 by 10 miles in size, while the grounds are roughly 23 by 25 miles big, and the base is in the middle. That means once one crosses the fe
nce, one has at least 5 miles to go before you even get to the base, and once you’re at the base…well…it’s not like the spaceships and aliens would be sitting out in the open. There would be secured buildings…with armed guards…and big doors with big locks.
No, I haven’t been there so I haven’t seen any more of Area 51 than anybody else who hasn’t, or doesn’t work there…but it’s a military base and an unnamed agency known only as The Central Intelligence Agency is there so…duh.
Logistical issue number 2…whoever organized this Storm Area 51 event put it on Facebook, and set the date for September 20th. It’s on FACEBOOK…set for SEPTEMBER 20TH. Let’s just say the element of surprise is now somewhat…suspect. They know you’re coming, and they will bake you a cake. In other words, if you want to surprise someone at a secret base that’s not a secret base…show up unannounced.
Logistical issue number 3…let’s say you get there, get inside the fence, storm your way 5 or 10 miles without getting shot, get past the big locks on the big doors and get inside. What do you think you’ll see?
If they had the crashed space ship from more than 70 years ago…they’ve had more than 70 years to take it all apart to figure out what made it tick. Have you ever gone over to 
somebody’s house whose adult children are living in the basement building gaming computers in the spare time that not being taken up by being unemployed? Most people aren’t going to be able to distinguish the motherboard from an Alienware computer from the motherboard from the mothership and there will be parts everywhere.
It’s also a military base where they test fly all sorts of new prototype aircraft. Are you really gonna be able to tell the difference between an afterburner igniter and a flux capacitor?
Probably not.
Logistical issue number 4…what if you get inside a hanger and there sits a fully assembled something that you’ve never seen the likes of before…on a military base…where they have all sorts of prototype aircraft. Is it a new fighter jet thingy, or is it a 
spaceship? Seriously, since they know you’re coming on September 20th, they have almost 2 months to stick a Tesla hood ornament on the thingy, and they can tell you they borrowed it from Elon Musk. He builds all sorts of weird thingys, and he’s probably in on it anyway since it’s somewhat possible he’s from whatever planet the crash dummies were from himself.
Logistical problem 5…since your arrival is going to be no great surprise at this point, if they had a spaceship there…why wouldn’t they just move it…like to Texas…to where Musk is test firing his Starhopper on the pad? Wouldn’t THAT be a kick in the pants? There you are, looking for it on a secret base that’s not a secret base when it’s really been out in the light of day for months in Texas.
If you really want to find the stuff from Roswell, and other places, Area 51 probably isn’t the place to storm…Wright Patterson AFB in Ohio probably is…not that I would advocate storming any military facility unless it’s the last thing you want to try to do while fogging a mirror.
Logistical issue number 6…Facebook says 1.5 million people are set to Storm Area 51…but how many people are really gonna show up? Probably a few dozen, including a couple of Comic-Con refugees dressed up like Thor and Wonder Woman…not that the 
world’s most powerful hammer and the golden lasso of truth wouldn’t come in handy when breaking into Area 51…6 rednecks from a trailer park outside of Shreveport driving a 1972 Winnebago with a cloud of blue smoke coming out of the tailpipe that actually CAN be seen from space…a loose collection of nerds carrying signs that say, “TAKE ME WITH YOU,” and wearing ”Have you hugged a space alien today” T-shirts…3 hookers who have been tossed out of every truck stop between Milwaukee and Reno…and Alex Jones.
Honestly, maybe a hundred or so might leave their parent’s basement and make the trip. It’ll be the first time they’ve seen the light of day in better than a decade.
And finally…the space alien bodies…sure, they might be able to disguise all the rest of the stuff…but it would be pretty hard to disguise space alien bodies to look like anything BUT space alien bodies…Dennis Rodman notwithstanding.
There are no space alien bodies at Area 51.
They’ve been moved…either to Area 52, and yes, there is an Area 52…or…
They’re being kept somewhere between sea and shining sea in an empty Walmart FEMA camp where nobody will ever see them again.
Hey…Alex Jones will be there…just ask him.
© Craig Andresen/thenationalpatriot.com 2019
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