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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay, I admit it. I’m confused.

Not the sort of confused in that I don’t know which bathroom I’m supposed to use…that’s liberal confused, and if I ever go down that particular manhole, I hope someone has the common decency to put me out of my misery.

Manholes. We can’t call them manholes any more, at least not in Berkeley, California because they just passed a city ordinance dictating that manholes must now be called “maintenance holes.” Apparently, the women of Berkeley are feeling left out by not having something named after them that leads to a sewer.

In Berkeley, you are no longer allowed to be somebody’s brother or sister. You are only allowed to be a “sibling.” By the dictate of the new ordinance, such gendered pronouns as “he” and “she” are be replaced by “they” or “them,” which no doubt will cause no end of issues in certain circumstances.

Let me explain…

Let’s say you’re in Berkley, and you witness a crime…somebody hitting a woman crossing the street with a car and driving away. The police arrive, and ask you what you saw.

You tell the cop that a gender neutral person was crossing the street, when that gender neutral person was struck by a car. The cop asks you was it a man, or a woman? You must politely decline to answer based on the notion that you are unfamiliar with the person and have no idea with which gender that person identifies.

The cop asks you if you got a look at the driver of the car. You say yes. The cop asks for a description of the driver, and you have to say that the “they” was a colorless, and of questionable gender identity. The cop asks you how many genderless, colorless people were driving the car, and you say…one. Now the cop is confused. The cop mentions that you said “they” were driving, and that “they” intones more than one driver, and yet you claim there was only one driver.

One can only guess how such a scenario might play out in court.

Also in Berkley, sororities and fraternities will now be called “collegiate Greek system residences,” and I suppose you will have a collection of “Collegiate Greek system” siblings living in them who don’t know which bathroom they’re supposed to be using.

Manpower, in Berkeley will henceforth be referred to as “human effort,” and man-made will, from this point forward be referred to as “human-made,” “artificial,” or “manufactured,” even though “manufactured” contains the word…”man.”

As confusing and nonsensical as all of that is, it is not the only thing that has me confused.

Given the notion that we are not allowed, by liberal illogic, to attach to anything any sort of gender-based nomenclature, what’s all the bloviating about regarding the whole gender pay gap? Take that little harpy from the USA gender-neutral World Cup team pissing and moaning over not getting equal pay as compared to the opposite gender-neutral team?

First of all, it’s simple economics, which has no gender-based nomenclature attached to it. If gender-neutral team “A” produces more revenue that gender-neutral team “B”, gender-neutral team “A” stands to make more money in pocket per team member than would gender-neutral team “B”. In this case the team wearing nut-cups produced $4 billion in revenue while the team that may have, but isn’t genetically prone to wearing nut-cups brought in $73 million in revenue. The nut-cups shared 9 percent of that revenue per nut-cup wearer, and the probably not nut-cup wearing team shared 13% of their respective revenue.

Now where I come from, 13 percent is a higher percentage than is 9 percent, which means that those most likely not to wear said cup got a higher percentage than those who really should be wearing cups for playing in the World Cup. That leaves a couple of options where equality in pay is concerned…either the not supposed to be wearing cups team should cut their percentage of revenue from 13 percent down to 9 percent, or the not supposed to be wearing cuppers need to find a way to raise more revenue to the point where their in pocket takeaway is equal to that of the nut-cup bunch.

Besides, that little harpy who, from a distance, and for that matter, close up too looks like Anderson Cooper’s little brother just became an idol to socialists, malcontents, and socialist malcontents everywhere while getting paid quite well for running around in a pasture trying to kick a little ball into a net the size of a 2 stall garage.

It turns out that liberals are as confused by simple economics as they are about which bathroom they’re supposed to be using, but here’s the thing that has me the most confused right now…

Liberals, the party of socialist malcontents and nit-wits that, leading up to the 2016 election were trotting out all their various farting cows and squealing pigs to any available microphone to threaten the rest of us with the possibility of them leaving the United States should Trump win that election…and now…the same party members who were threatening to leave are saying Trump is a “racist” for telling some of them that if they don’t like it here…to get out.

Chelsea Handler, a celebrity in her own mind said, “I did buy a house in another country just in case, so all of these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I will leave the country.” Guess who didn’t leave the country?

Miley Cyrus, the twerking twit said, “I am moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!” Care to take a guess as to who didn’t mean what she said?

Samuel L. Jackson told Jimmy Kimmel, “If that motherfucker becomes president I will move my black ass to South Africa.” Go ahead…just take a wild shot in the dark about who is still living in La La Land California, and let me for just a moment, “Turn Back Time” and remind you that Cher said if Trump were to win in 2016, “I’m going to have to leave the planet.”

Trump was elected in November 2016, it’s now July 2019, and the aging “Half Breed” Barbie remains on this Earth, and is now comprised of more plastic than anything manufactured by Mattel.

The liberal collective whole, including those who promised they’d leave if only we elected Trump are now pretending to be offended when Trump himself told them they’re free to go. They’re saying its “racist,” and thus, the point of confusion. If it’s racist to tell those who hate America to go, why wasn’t it just as “racist” for them to say they wanted to go? It’s perplexing.

Even more confusing is the fact that so many liberals have their panties all wadded up over a basic, “this is America, God Bless It, and if you don’t like it, leave it” tweet. Seriously, the jihad squad is pretending to be offended because the guy one of them called a “motherfucker” issued a tweet telling them that if them if they don’t like it here, to get out?

If America is the crappy, racist, hateful, black hole of justice, equality and tolerance that the liberal jihad squad says it is….why are caravans consisting of tens of thousands of people from authentic crapholes traveling thousands, and in some cases tens of thousands of miles to get here…and why do the liberals who hate America keep inviting people to come here?

America…according to liberals is the worst place on Earth, but nobody wants to leave it, and everybody wants to come to it. What sense does that make? Liberals have people coming here from all over the world to ignore our laws, who hate our culture, and disrespect everything we hold dear. On their way here, they burn our flag, kidnap women and children, load themselves down with drugs, and protest against our country on the invitation of those who already live here and hate our country. Sure, the illegal alien haters get free stuff, and those who live here and hate our country get a bunch of illegal votes, but…it’s confusing.

I don’t like broccoli. I hate broccoli. I can’t find anything decent to say about broccoli, and I have often protested against broccoli. If broccoli had a flag, I’d burn it were it not for the fact that I hate the smell broccoli, and burnt broccoli, I’m sure, would reek. Given my feelings towards broccoli, I can assure you that I would never, in a million years, march my ass 1,700 miles to break into an all you can eat broccoli buffet.

So many liberals scream and yell about how much they hate America, but none of them ever identify where they would rather live. They say they want to fundamentally transform America. Into what, exactly? I’ll tell you into what…into the sort of places all those who the liberals claim are “refugees” are coming FROM, while those so-called “refugees” claim to be LEAVING places like that because those places have all the allure of burnt broccoli.

For better than two centuries, people have come here from every corner of the world because they were looking for freedom, opportunities and the American way of life. They wanted to become Americans, wave the American flag, sing our National Anthem and give their kids a better life than they would have anywhere else on Earth. Recently, that’s changed. Now people are being invited here to turn America into whatever place they’re leaving for the promise of free stuff. They don’t want to become Americans, or wave the American flag and they’ll gladly take a knee rather than sing our National Anthem so that their kids can have the same life they could have had if they never left wherever they’re from. And for what? Free stuff traded for breaking our laws?

No Life, no liberty and the pursuit of crappiness? It’s everything they left behind plus a few weeks in a detention center before they get deported. We’re talking about illegal aliens with smart phones that somebody is paying for, so they know damn well what they’re walking 1,700 miles into, and they can damn sure see the people inviting them pitching a fit about how horrible things are here…so what’s the up-side?

Let me just see if I have all of this straight…

Liberals hate this great nation. They hate everything it stands for. They hate those who founded it, hate the founding documents, hate its history, hate the freedoms and opportunities it offers, hate its flag and anthem, and hate that it is the envy of the world, while inviting others who hate our nation to come to our nation to hate it here rather than from afar. Liberals hate anybody who disagrees with them, hate anybody who loves our nation, and calls those people racists, Nazis, bigots, and “motherfuckers.”

Liberals claim they will leave our great nation if someone who hates our nation doesn’t get elected to lead our nation, but when the guy who loves our nation who they hate gets elected to lead our nation…none of them actually leave our nation, or for that matter, the planet, and the only time liberals admit that there are only 2 genders is when they’re bitching about how much one gets paid compared to the other because they don’t understand basic economics 101, and they call those who do have a grip on basic economics sexists.

And…in the view of the party of tolerance…if you respect our military, our borders, our culture, our basic unalienable rights, our freedom of thought and expression, our police, our rule of law, our flag, our capitalist system and the dignity of being allowed to be born…you are the most vile, hateful, racist, fascist loathsome entities on the face of the Earth.

Is that about the size of it? Do I have that all straight?

Well…how about that? I’m not confused at all. I’m everything the politically correct party of tolerance hates, which makes me…Patriotically Correct, and proud of it.

© Craig Andresen/thenationalpatriot.com 2019

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