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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio
Seriously.
I mean, for the love of GOD, seriously.
In the liberal’s world of inexplicably trying to make all things equal that were never, in a million years ever meant to be equal, and with an eye toward gender neutrality, liberals have come up with the most absurd, most obtuse thing yet.
At the University of Arkansas, a true asylum of higher indoctrination run and staffed by liberal loons, the student government, liberal morons all, are trying their level best to mirror proposed legislation by the Arkansas House of Representatives.
The plan is to implement the disbursement of free menstrual products to those who need them in restroom dispensaries across campus.
In all restrooms dispensaries across campus….
Even in MENS restrooms across campus.
Stop laughing, no, I’m not making this up, and before you say out loud that this is insane, hear me out because I have an idea that will save the University of Arkansas millions of dollars over time. First, let’s assume that this liberal idea has its roots in the liberal notion that transgendered individuals are being slighted in some way.
If that’s the case, why can’t men, who are pretending to be women just pretend to have a pretend tampon in their purse?
If the shoe happens to be on the other foot, why can’t women, who are pretending to be men and using the men’s bathroom just pretend to understand that there is no need for tampon dispensers next to the urinals?
A couple of times a day, real custodians can go into the men’s bathrooms and pretend to empty the pretend used tampon bins, and on the off chance that the University of Arkansas has some random people running amok who aren’t real custodians, but enjoy pretending that they’re custodians, they can drop by any men’s room at any time, as many times a day as they feel so inclined, and pretend to empty the pretend bins to their heart’s content.
This way, everybody’s happy, because the last thing anybody wants is a bunch of men, pretending to be women, pretending to be having their pretend time of the month and pretending to be cranky about it.
You’re welcome University of Arkansas, but while I’m bringing up things about liberals that simply defy logic, let me make a serious observations regarding the liberal’s 2020 field of presidential candidates.
Let’s start with Beto O’Dork. He’s currently polling somewhere around 2 percent, which means that even amongst liberals, he’s only slightly more desirable than a herniated ferret. In fact, the DNC is now suggesting that O’Dork drop out of the field of 20 plus and give running for the senate another shot.
Pete Buttigieg, who apparently understands the irony of his last name to the extent that it’s only found at the very bottom of his “20Pete20” website isn’t any shade of off-white which 
means that he can’t play a race card, but for the sake of garnering a few liberal votes, he is openly gay, and should he be elected, our new First Lady would be the second one to have a package…maybe third because nobody was really sure about Eleanor Roosevelt. Like nearly all the liberal 2020 candidates, Pete is all about “climate change” universal healthcare, anti-military, anti-2nd Amendment, loves illegal aliens, and he’s a socialist…none of which does anything to separate him from the wad of weasels.
John Delaney is a former Maryland Congressman who is worth an estimated $100 million dollars, but he’s not polling well and Alexandria Common Core-Tez told him a couple of weeks ago that he needs to “sashay away” before the primary.
Delaney may well get out before the primaries, but my guess is that he’ll leave the sashaying to someone else.
There is a score of other distractions in the 2020 field of liberal 2020 candidates whose 
names are as meaningless as their campaigns, and will be weeded out long before the primaries, but there are a few in the field who should be taken more seriously, because at the end of the day, somebody is going to become their nominee. Elizabeth, “Poke-A-Honkey” Warren who vows to soak the rich to give to the poor by penalizing the job creators in favor of those who won’t have a job when they close their doors is just one of the leading pack.
In fact, Warren is pledging to buy votes at $50 thousand apiece by paying down student loans.
Warren won’t play well with independent voters, and she won’t play at all with Republican voters because of her decades pretending to be an American Indian, but we can’t dismiss her out of hand.
Julian Castro, the San Antonio socialist is being groomed for the job, but he’s been quiet which makes me think he’s now being groomed as a running mate this time around, and then for the head of the ticket in 2024. Keep a sharp eye on that one.
Kamala Harris is a sleeper, who apparently slept her way into politics to begin with. Harris is promising executive action to punish pay disparities based on gender…and since the liberals seem to believe there are more than 80 genders…her socialist redistribution of wealth scheme is going to get more of a workout than her mattress ever did. She is however, a mixed race woman which in liberal circles means more than any policy platform ever could.
Bernie Sanders is also a serious contender for the liberal nomination as a socialist who 
has been traveling about quoting from the communist manifesto at campaign stops recently. Bernie probably feels the burn at the urinal, but millennial voters seem to identify with the old coot because he advocates free everything for everybody, and millennials aren’t seasoned enough to realize that they’re the ones who will have to pay for all the free stuff by handing their paychecks over to socialism, communism, or Bernie himself.
Wait until those millennials discover that Bernie’s $15 minimum wage is really worth about a buck fifty after his tax plan kicks in, but Bernie says he know lots of people who would happily pay more in taxes.
Apparently, Bernie and I know different people.
And that leaves us with Creepy Joe Biden.
Creepy Joe was in Iowa early last week, on the same day President Trump was in Iowa. Some reports put Creepy Joe’s crowd at around 85 people, which honestly puts him at about triple the number of people who usually show up for a Hillary Clinton book signing, but at somewhere close to about one third the number of voters that can be found standing in a Porta-Potty line before a Trump rally.
A couple of weeks ago, Creepy Joe said if he’s elected President, we’ll cure cancer. Personally, I don’t think that idiot could cure a ham if he were elected CEO of Honey 
Baked. But think about that statement for a minute. In Creepy Joe’s mind, what there is of it, a cure for cancer can only be had if he’s elected President. Just me thinking here, but unless the cure for cancer involves the inappropriate touching of women and children, and the sniffing of their hair, I’m not seeing what Creepy Joe in the Oval Office has to do with a cure for cancer.
Besides, Israel is saying that by the end of this year, they will announce a cure for most cancers, which means that if, and it’s a big IF Creepy Joes were to win in 2020, his announcement of curing cancer would be a lot like him announcing that he’s invented indoor plumbing.
So, why would Creepy Joe make such a statement? Because he’s desperately looking for a reason to garner votes, and since other liberal loons have already announced that they invented the internet, and provided affordable healthcare where we could all keep our insurance plans and our doctors…the “a-ha” claims of great things has gotten pretty thin.
Think about it…we already have the wheel, and fire, everybody else in the liberal 2020 field is already promising free this, that, and the other thing, Biden has no race card, no gender card, he’s straight, and he’s already staked out his position on the 2nd Amendment, 
claiming that the best self-protection is firing a couple of blasts from a shotgun off the balcony is the best deterrent to all enemies foreign or domestic.
We’ve already sent men to the moon, Trump has already laid down the Mars gauntlet, and we’ve pretty well perfected going around the earth in circles.
Smart phones? Got em. Devices that can turn on our house lights and order pizza for us without flipping a switch or picking up our smart phones? Got em. An algorithm that sends my RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS partner and friend, Diane Sori to Facebook Jail every thirty one days for another 30 day sting thus forcing me to have to do all of her posting on that social media platform for her?
Done in spades.
Hell, Dyson already invented a bladeless table fan that costs up to $600 bucks…not that anyone was clamoring for a way to blow papers off their desk that runs twice the amount 
of a monthly lease on a BMW SUV, but what was left for Creepy Joe?
He needed something that everybody needs, something we don’t already have, something big, bold and necessary. In the desperately obtuse world of liberalism, a cure for cancer seemed to fit the bill, and besides, the University of Arkansas, having put the “men” in menstrual products, already has the intellectual property rights on free tampons in men’s bathrooms.
Sorry Joe…you were a day late and a non-grammatical period short on that idea.
© Craig Andresen/thenationalpatriot.com 2019
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