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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio
AND…they’re off…in more ways than one.
The liberal’s horse race for the White House is under way. Let’s call it the Socialist Derby and issue an immediate apology to the great state of Kentucky for purloining their moniker.
The problem is, all the liberal horses are running backwards. Have you ever seen a horse running backwards? It’s awkward, to say the least, and amusing at best. What it amounts to is watching one horse’s ass trying to get out front of the rest of the horses asses to see which horse’s ass can get to the glue factory last.
It’s not much fun for the horses…it’s gonna be sad for liberals who have their bets placed…but it’s gonna be a hoot for we spectators on the right side of the bleachers.
To fully understand the nature of this race, we’ll have to size up just a few of the horses asses in the running. Trust me…there are simply too many horses asses in this race to deal with all of them…which would require writing a book rather than an article, and I just don’t have time to write a book so let’s start with…
Old Bernie lost in the primary race his last time out of the gate to an old nag…Hillary…when Hillary’s trainers rigged the debates by colluding with the mainstream media. The end result was that old Bernie knew it, and didn’t stand up for himself…which kind of makes you know that he would never stand up for this country if another country was taking an unfair advantage…but that pretty much is the case for all the horses asses in this race.
But here’s the thing…how do liberals with their priorities feel about old Bernie’s willingness to stand up for them, if he won’t stand up for himself? Recent polls show that despite a group of solid Bernie supporters…most liberals think he’s yesterday’s news and are looking for a candidate that has a bit more giddy up and go than got up and went.
Bernie’s big deal is open borders…and to prove it he’s hired an illegal alien as his deputy director of communications. Wouldn’t it be fun if President Trump communicated to ICE that they should start showing up at all of Bernie’s events with deportation orders in hand?
Old Bernie ain’t gonna make it this time either.
Kamala Harris might be a sleeper in this race, and I say that because she got her start in politics by sleeping with her city’s Mayor back in the day.
Harris, who used to be the socialist state of California’s Attorney General, has made quite the name for herself in the Senate going after President Trump and his nominees for what she claims is their penchant for official misconduct, evidence tampering, false testimony and the suppressing crucial information.
Here’s the problem for Harris…during her years as the AG in California…she upheld wrongful convictions that had been secured through “official misconduct that included evidence tampering, false testimony and the suppression of crucial information by prosecutors,” and that isn’t coming from some right wing source…that’s coming from none other than the New York Times.
Now considering liberal voters and their bent toward certain issues they hold near and dear…Harris, as the California AG also opposed a bill back in 2015, at the height of the “Black Lives Matter” riots, requiring her office to investigate officer-involved shootings, and she continued to prosecute death penalty cases as the California AG even while publicly opposing capital punishment.
The seeds of doubt will be planted by the other horses asses in this race with regard to Harris which will make liberal voters wonder if she’ll screw them the way she screwed the Mayor of San Francisco, but here’s an inside tip…she ain’t in it to win it…she’s just wondering who she’ll have to sleep with to get the VP gig.
Beto O’Rourke gave Ted Cruz a run for it in 2016, but failed to cross the finish line and has since declared not only his candidacy for the presidency in 2020, but that he would tear down the border walls. Problem is, that when he held his sparsely attended rally in Texas a month or so ago…he had the venue surrounded by a chain link fence to keep the riff-raff out.
Beto thinks he’s the next Bobby Kennedy, but by the size of the small crowd he managed to scrape together for his big 2020 announcement…liberal voters seem to want another Bobby Kennedy like they want an extra hole in their heads.
What? Too soon?
How about Elizabeth Warren?
Her signature policy stand is…income inequality, and her goal is to provide “free or low-cost childcare, for yacht-less Americans.” Naturally, she intends to pay for this by jacking up taxes on those who have earned enough to buy a yacht and give that money to the rest of us to for babysitting, which of course will be government run so that the indoctrination process can begin while the future liberal voters are still wearing diapers.
Warren’s obvious problem is her pedigree…which is whiter than a Massachusetts snow storm even though she claimed Native American status for decades. In fact, Warren was so proud of her American Indian heritage that she released her DNA findings which showed that she is, in fact, 1/1024th American Indian.
It left her…red faced…apologizing to the Cherokee Nation, and in a bad way with all those liberals who assert that privilege is the sole purview of white people.
Eventually, tickets to Warren’s events will be scalped for less than face value.
Ahhhh…Cory Booker…now there’s a horse’s ass in a field of horses asses. The self-proclaimed Spartacus of the Senate loves to rail against big money, has THE most liberal voting record in the Senate and he loves to preach, scream and shout against the income gap in America.
He’s also tied to Wall Street, big PHARMA and is the first 2020 liberal presidential candidate to be backed by a Super PAC.
So much for the courage of his Spartacus convictions huh?
Like Poke-a-Honkey Warren…Booker too wants to turn the diapered tots of America into liberal voters before they’re able to speak…but Booker has set his agenda on the age old liberal tactic of simply bribing them. That’s right…Booker says he would institute “American Opportunity Accounts for children that would allow kids from the poorest families (that would be Warren’s yachtless kiddos) to enter adulthood with a nest egg of up to $46,000 — to invest in education, home ownership or retirement.”
Let me just see if I have this straight…Cory Booker is promoting the idea that when a kid gets born, a special account will be set up for that kid, and by the time the kid turns 18, there will be $46,000 of other people’s money in that account which the newly minted voting age kid can use for…further liberal indoctrination, home ownership or…retirement.
Obviously, that’s gonna cost a yacht-load of tax hikes but to see the real idiocy of this…one has to look at the overall liberal agenda for the fundamental transformation of America into a Venezuelan styled socialist crap-hole.
That agenda is based on socialism for everybody, and the liberals have done a pretty good job of feeding their millennials a load of manure disguised as a delicacy to get them hooked on the idea. Libs have promised to their barely old enough to vote bloc that under socialism, everything will be free.
Free healthcare…free college…free food and housing…everything will be free…which begs the question…who exactly IS going to pay for all this free stuff?
Obviously, the taxpayers will have to foot the bill…but what the libs don’t want their socialist collective of millennials to know is that free crap under socialism is like crack…the more you take, the more you want, and eventually…it will kill you.
Here’s the down and dirty in a nutshell…if, as Occasional Cotex has set up her green deal…Americans who don’t want to work will earn a living wage from the liberal socialist government…who in the hell is actually going to pay taxes? Let’s just take free college as one example…for college to be free…as in really free…college professors who are themselves socialists will have to be willing to apply their indoctrinations at no pay, and the indoctrination center’s administrators will also have to mastermind the whole thing without getting paid a cent.
For that to happen…all of those indoctrinators and their administrators will have to have free housing…their bills…all of them…will have to be paid for so as not to cost them anything…somebody will have to provide them with food and so on and so forth.
Those indoctrinators and such have to get TO the universities…which means free cars since they themselves won’t be making any money, and free gas…because as unpaid indoctrinators, they won’t be able to BUY gas.
Extrapolate it out…pretty soon, businesses are going belly up because they have to provide all of this free stuff to the indoctrinators…and college isn’t really free if the indoctrinees have to pay for ANYTHING…which includes all of the stuff their indoctrinators are getting for nothing.
But why even bother, if you can get out of college, all indoctrinated up, and earn a living wage for doing nothing at all?
Before they know it, criminals, the only element of American society to still have guns thanks to the liberal agenda of making guns illegal for law abiding citizens, will be breaking into the liberal’s free homes…not to steal their money which won’t be worth anything…but to steal their TOILET PAPER.
Under the liberal agenda…that will be America tomorrow, which is Venezuela today.
There is, however, one liberal presidential 2020 candidate that seems to be just waiting in the wings…Julian Castro. Honestly, I don’t think the rest of the backwards running horses asses are serious contenders at all…they are the distractions that the socialist party is using to get we Conservatives to focus our attention away from the real threat.
Castro is a socialist, an open borders, pro-illegal alien turd in the punch bowl. I believe the socialist party is simply waiting till the time is ripe…until all the other backward running horses asses take each other out before they go all in on Castro.
If I’m right, President Trump will wage an all-out campaign of American exceptionalism against the anti-American Castro and the choice between Freedom and Socialism will never be more pronounced.
You would think that maybe, just maybe liberals would see the light, catch onto the abject idiocy of it all and come to their senses…but the liberal agenda has already thought of that remote possibility, and they’re taking immediate steps to avert common sense from setting in.
Right now, liberals in congress are pushing like all hell to legalize recreational pot in all 50 states. That way, if they’re successful…by the time November 2020 rolls around…liberal voters will be so freakin’ high they won’t even notice that their race horses are running backwards, tripping and slipping in their own road apples.
The other major part of the liberal agenda is obviously…take out Trump…because he’s the only horse in the race running forward at full speed and he’s got more lengths on the liberal horses asses than Secretariat had on the rest of the field in the 1973 Belmont.
Somebody get me a Mint Julep…as horse races go, this is gonna be more fun than watching seven lanes of midgets running a steeple chase.
© Craig Andresen/thenationalpatriot.com 2019
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I laughed so hard that I actually had to change clothes!!!! At my age, that isn’t easy to do but this was such a fantastic article. xoxox Keep it up!!!!