By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Personally, I am so glad that I’m a Conservative. There are so many, many reasons for my state of giddiness over it I hardly know where to begin, but I suppose one of the main reasons for my glee, is that I don’t suffer from a particular mental illness that afflicts a growing number of liberals.

To be certain, it’s reaching epidemic status, and I’m reasonably sure that the Centers for Disease control are trying to work up a vaccine to ward it off…but…judging by their success rate in combating the flu…

I’m not holding my breath.

Anyway…

As with so many diseases that are commonly known by a simple arrangement of initials, and are most often related by first, giving its proper name, followed by its more commonly known initials…as in Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) …I will follow suit and call the mental illness in question…

Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) which, as you will soon see, causes a dizzying blend of confusion, and hypocrisy amongst afflicted liberals.

Imagine getting up every morning suffering from Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) and wondering what the day has in store for you.

As a Conservative, I rise and shine every day at somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00am knowing exactly what I have to do on any given day. From the moment my feet hit the floor, I’m ready to tackle whatever comes my way, because I, as a Conservative, have a plan.

Liberals can’t say that with any degree of honesty.

Liberals, suffering the effects of Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) crank open their collective eyelids and wonder…is today the day I wear my white bed sheet, and pillow case with cut-out eye holes, to go marching up and down the street…or…is this the day when I put on my pink pussy hat, and wear my one size fits all genatilia costume so I can prance about looking like giant, mutant vagina protesting the way women are ogled at?

It has got to be damned confusing…right?

I mean…democrats and liberals have been donning silly costumes, and waddling to and fro since the 1800’s, demanding this, and protesting that, all the while drawing both scorn and giggles from the normal people in society.

Perhaps they should just combine the two get-ups, and stand on a street corner wearing giant vaginas and pillow cases in the hopes that somebody, somewhere, will take up a collection to find a cure for Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

It has to be hard to be a liberal these days…having to check your calendar every hour to see whether you’re supposed to be laying in the street, protesting against the NRA because, in their minds, guns kill school children and should therefore be banned, or what time they’re supposed to protesting in favor of abortion rights, because killing the soon to be children, is a worthy cause.

Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) can, in fact be almost as perplexing to we Conservatives as it is to those liberals, and it never seems to dawn on liberals that unlike what goes on at Planned Parenthood…everybody that goes into an NRA office…comes out alive.

There is one thing however, that is a constant in the lives of liberals…any day that ends in a “Y” is a day to be protesting…something…the problem is…liberals often want to protest on both sides of the same issue.

Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) causes liberals to demand their Constitutional right to freedom of expression…and at the same time…causes them to demand that others must be prevented from exercising THEIR right to speak THEIR mind….as in…burning down a college campus is protected by the 1st  Amendment because we don’t want Milo to be protected by the 1st  Amendment.

Ahhh… Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) at its very best.

Here’s another prime example of Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) along those same lines…liberals often find themselves wanting to burn American flags, as their freedom of expression allows, thus burning the very symbol that stands for their right to burn it.

That’s the sort of thing that can only make sense in a liberal logic 101 class…if they haven’t burned down the building in which that class is to be held.

Part of the very essence of Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) seems to be that liberals will most likely employ a strategy that is completely illogical, which to those suffering the effects of the disease, find perfectly rational…like rioting, committing arson and looting, to protest against racism…because ONLY BLACK lives matter.

That brings me to another observation from which one can see the manifestation of Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) in action…liberals have to get up every morning and wonder…is today the day we’re all protesting the cops because cops shoot people…or is today the day we’re protesting the 2^nd Amendment because we believe that ONLY the cops should have guns?

I tell ya…for liberals…it’s a quandary.

Hollywood is a breeding ground for whatever virus causes Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) as every woman there goes through who-knows-what sort of hell deciding which gownless evening strap to wear to that week’s asylum awards to protest being thought of as nothing more than a sex object.

They all end up wearing something with a neckline down to there, a slit up to where, and the parts they don’t want anyone to stare at on full display for the whole world to see while they complain that men are being pigs.

Honey…if you don’t want people trying to touch your critters, don’t make your barn look like a petting zoo.

And speaking of men, and women…it’s pretty damned clear that a case of Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) has entered stage 4 when a liberal can’t remember if they’re supposed to be advocating for equal pay between men…and women…even though that’s already the law…or advocating for tolerance for up to 85 different gender classifications…of which only 2 actually exist in reality.

And while I’m on the topic of men and women, as it lines up with Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) I think we can all agree, Conservatives and liberals alike, that sexual harassment in the workplace is wrong, but unless you’re a liberal, with terminal Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) you can’t join the #MeToo movement like California Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia, whose picture appeared in a Time magazine article regarding “Silence Breakers” who spoke out against sexual misconductin its Persons of the Year issue, and fire a male staffer who wouldn’t play “spin the bottle” with you…on the floor of your hotel room…after a fund raiser at a whiskey bar.

Good grief…

If you think Mueller, spending $68 million dollars to indict 13 Russians because they spent $46 thousand bucks on Facebook ads against both Hillary and Trump, because you think Trump colluded with Russia…which he didn’t…is justified, but you can’t find any fault with Barack Hussein Obama, who was caught on tape ACTUALLY colluding with Russia…

You might have Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

For that matter…if you think 13 Russians, who were in this country legally, can sway an election via buying Facebook ads, but millions of illegal aliens actually VOTING has no effect whatsoever…or if you think there needs to be a national registry for everybody who has a gun, but NOT such a system for everybody who VOTES…

You might have Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you call Conservatives, who you claim to “bitterly cling to their guns and religion,” Nazis, while booing God at your national convention, removing God from your party’s core platform, and demand the removal of guns at every opportunity…


You might have Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you think it’s okay to name Caitlyn Jenner the Woman of the Year, but it’s wrong on every level to refer to MOOOchelle Obama as a dude…

You might have Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you believe that Conservatives are racists and sexists, but you voted for Hillary because she’s a woman, and Obama because he’s black…

You might have Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you think someone’s not responsible enough to own a gun until they’re 21, but responsible enough to vote when they’re 18…

You might have  Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you are running a shadow government, and lecturing the nation on the need for gun control…and you’re the same idiots who walked high-powered weapons to the Mexican drug cartels…

You’ve got Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you think Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are REVERENDS…

You might be suffering from Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you think 4 Americans were murdered in Benghazi, because of a YouTube video, and not because of a “stand down” order…

Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

Have you SEEN that “official portrait of Barack Hussein Obama…the one I call…”BLOOMIN’ IDIOT?”

That’s exactly what happens when both the artist AND the subject are suffering from Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

If you can’t identify YOUR OWN gender…even AFTER a thorough investigation of the INSIDE OF YOUR UNDERWEAR…

Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS).

The list could go on, and on, as there is no shortage of liberal mental cases from which we can verify the epidemic, and as exhausting as it it to cite one case after the next, imagine what it must be like to actually BE a liberal, waking up…day after day…so confused you don’t quite know whether to crap, or go blind.

The question is, of course…is there a cure for what ails them, and the answer is…yes.

The antidote for Liberal Conundrum Syndrome (LCS) is rather simple…a good dose of…

Conservative Common Sense Vaccine (CCSV), which is most effective when administered by a flying bitch-slap.

Wallow in your wellness my Conservatives friends, because we…are immune to the mental ills of liberalism.

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