By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay.

Let me just see if I have this straight…

The entire world seems to be on fire. The Palestinians, more correctly known as the Jordanians, are continuing to lob rockets into Israel, ISIS continues to issue threats from under piles of rubble where they used to have strongholds, Muslims continue to invade, rape and pillage Europe…

Venezuela is starving under socialism, North Diarrhea is hell-bent on launching nukes, The United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots is ramping up their hatred of Israel…because Israel exists, and France is…well, France is still France and that’s a whole separate article.

Meanwhile, in our corner of the planet…

Liberals have become more constipated than a mouse in a Wisconsin cheese factory because President Donald Trump dared to call shithole countries…

Shithole countries.

First of all, liberals are pretending that they’re as pure as the driven show…which is white…and should therefore be considered racist by liberals. They’re pretending that no President in the history of U.S. Presidents has ever uttered, or should dare to utter a swear word.

To quote Harry S. Truman…BULLSHIT. To quote Teddy Roosavelt…MOOSESHIT. To quote .To quote Tom Jefferson…how do you like THAT shit…and to quote Abe Lincoln…oh shit.

And then…there was this…

And…THIS…

I have neither the time nor the space to quote LBJ…but he was a Texan, and you know how they are.

Anyway, according to unnamed, anonymous sources, from some shithole mainstream media outlet…during a closed door meeting last Thursday, our President rhetorically asked “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”

The President has since denied making the remark, but when given the choice of who to believe, President Trump, or the shithole mainstream media…I’ll believe Trump.

But let’s just for the sake of argument, say he said it.

So freakin’ what?

Let’s be honest about things…some countries are very nice indeed. Some are the collective armpits of the world…and where global anatomy is concerned…some countries are, without a doubt…

Shitholes.

That’s not to say that even shithole countries don’t have their redeeming values. Haiti for instance, has beaches…it’s a sandy shithole.

Various and assorted countries in Africa also have grand qualities…but on a continent that changes the names, and borders of countries faster than liberals can change their “what-am-I-offended-by-today calendars…they have a few shitholes.

Somalia…is a shithole country…my apologies to the bands of terrorists and international pirates who have made Somalia their home…but…it’s a shithole.

Come to think of it…there’s plenty of sand in Somalia too.

Naturally, liberals being liberals, jumped on Trump the way a melatonin rich, inner city urban, vaginally inclined welfare matriarch with 9 spawn by 7 baby daddies jumps on a government provided, taxpayer funded paycheck, and called him a racist.

Now…before they start calling ME a racist for THAT last remark…I never said “black” and I am aware that scattered about the country there are some melatonin free refuse rich developments that feature long, narrow, wheeled living quarters where two mailboxes can double one’s income…but let’s face the facts here…

There is a better than average chance here that it’s not black people Trump has a problem with…its sand.

After all…he plays golf, and golfers don’t particularly care for sand.

Before I go any further…let me give you the actual definition of what a shithole is…geographically speaking. It’s a noun meaning, “an extremely dirty, shabby, or otherwise unpleasant place.”

Given that…have you seen pictures of Haiti lately?

Have you seem pictures of Somalia?

By definition, those places, and places like them are classic shitholes.

Let me make something quite clear at this juncture…whether President Trump actually called certain countries shitholes, or even if it just happens to be liberals pretending he called certain countries shitholes…note that in either case, he’s not been accused of eluding to the skin color of the people who live in shithole countries, for the reason those countries are shitholes.

This is very important, because the fact that some countries are, indeed, shitholes has nothing whatsoever to do with the skin tone of their inhabitants…yet everything to do with the assortment of thugs, thieves and despots who have been running those various shithole countries for decades, and in some cases, centuries.

This is why the United Nations OF Thugs, Thieves and Despots so loves shithole countries, and hates nice countries, like ours, and Israel. Shithole countries rely on the United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots to keep them relevant, while nice countries, like ours and Israel, don’t need the United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots any more than we need vast quantities of people from shithole countries coming over here hoping to make our nice country into the shitholes they left.

Look around…

Most of your garden variety shithole countries are being run by, and have been run by governments comprised mostly of drug lords. You don’t have to go TO those countries to see the outcome of drug lord leadership. You can just Google them and the pictures speak for themselves.

In fact, I would never suggest going to a drug lord run shithole country to gather firsthand knowledge…it’s dangerous and you may well never come back alive. Instead…go to Detroit…it’s damn near the same thing…but driving fast with your car doors locked gives you a better chance of escape.

Like I said, the vast majority of your shithole countries are being run by drug lords, which goes quite a long way towards explaining all the shitholes in the ever-so-sandy Buttcrackistan region of the world, but there are shitholes scattered about that aren’t run by drug lords…like those run by corrupt commies and socialists bordering on being commies.

Both Cuba, and Venezuela used to be absolutely stunningly beautiful…before the corrupt commies and socialists bordering on being commies took over. Now…they’re shitholes.

Haiti used to be simply gorgeous…before a combination of drug lords and corrupt socialists bordering on being commies took over. Now, Haiti is a shithole.

According to liberals,it’s not at all racist for shitheads, like the Clintons, to steal billions of dollars from the people of that shithole country, so as to KEEP it a shithole country, but it IS racist to call the shithole country itself…a shithole.

And remember what I said about the skin color of the inhabitants having nothing to do with the shithole status of certain countries? Have you seen pictures of Haiti? Have you seen pictures of the Bahamas? They have something very noticeable in common…the skin color of their respective inhabitants, and yet Haiti is a shithole, while the Bahamas is absolutely, strikingly easy on the eye.

Let me put it another way…

If people were countries…let’s use Gabrielle Union and MOOOchelle Obama as our examples…both are of the same skin color, and both exist in the left global political hemisphere…Gabrielle is absolutely, strikingly easy on the eye, while MOOOchelle is a shithole…with a peninsula.

Let’s see if the liberals call me a racist for THAT.

Adding fuel to the liberal shitstorm over shitholes…it has also been reported that President Trump suggested that, rather than wanting people from shithole countries, we should want people from places like Norway instead, and that too made liberals scream racism.

Conspicuously left out of the liberal rhetoric was the fact that the leader OF Norway just happened to be President Trump’s guest on the day in question, and there can be no doubt that Trump was, in his own way, throwing the Norwegian a bone…as in letting it be known that Norway is a nice country, not run by drug lords…and when you get right down to it…pretty short on sand.

Liberals, I’m just guessing here, want that to be racist because while the inhabitants of Norway may well be mostly white, and the inhabitants of various shithole countries aren’t…we’ll never know for sure because Norwegians spend so little time in the sun they’re damn near transparent, and therefore, not easily seen in that country’s photographic record.

But here again…we can look at the difference between Norway and Greece…both predominately populated by white inhabitants…the first, stunningly beautiful, and the latter well on its way to becoming a shithole. Again, were people countries…it would be the difference between Scarlette Johansson, who is absolutely, stunningly beautiful…and Rosie O’Donnell, who is an absolute shithole.

See what I mean?

So let’s just say that President Trump actually made the shithole countries comment, even though there is no actual evidence of it…again…so freaki’ what? Do we, as a country, really want to import millions upon millions of people, preprogramed by decades and generations of shithole country leaders to simply accept that lot in life with no ambition to change their station by assimilating into our culture to become productive, meaningful United States citizens…or would we be better served by people who actually seek a better life, and way of live through hard work and determination rather than by the amount of freebies they can be bribed with to vote for liberals?

If people from shithole countries had that sort of ambition and drive…for freedom rather than free stuff…their countries wouldn’t be shitholes…would they?

And here’s the bottom line…it’s not what President Trump said, IF he said it at all, that has liberal panties all wadded up…it’s that IF he said it at all…he was right to have said it, thus exposing the liberal inhabitants OF shithole countries importing agenda.

Personally, I think it is high time we had a President who is both transparent enough, and willing to call it as it actually is…and let the chips fall where they may while the mainstream media needs to shut their collective pie holes and quit raising a shitstorm over shitholes.

Copyright © 2018 Craig Andresen / thenationalpatriot.com

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