By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio
Since November 8th, 2016…liberals have been pitching a world-class hissy fit which officially began when Hillary refused to stumble across a stage in a drunken stupor to face her distraught legions who felt entitled to having her in the White House along with the return of Billy Boy to the scene of the staining.
Liberals first retreated to their safe spaces, also known as our nation’s college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, therapy puppies and bottles of bubbles, only to emerge in the third week of January wearing vagina costumes and pink kitty caps.
Ahhh…those were the days…
From that point on, the liberal reaction to everything has been to predictably label any and all Republicans as racists…convene angry mobs to shut down free speech…and of 
course to break things, destroy other people’s property and commit assaults.
Lacking any substance whatsoever, they have even taken to attacking First Lady Melania Trump for her choice of footwear.
Oh…the humanity…
For the past week, the target of liberal shoe critics everywhere has been President Trump’s announcement that DACA, Obama’s Executive Ordered and unconstitutional act, is set to be repealed.
So…the question that must be answered before any other can be addressed is…
What exactly is DACA?
Ask any liberal who wears Obama’s keester as a cap, pulled so far down over their collective ears that they would be required to unzip the fly of his mom jeans to marvel at the taste of rainbow sprinkles on an ice cream cone, and they will tell you that DACA is the 
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals act…which is about as accurate as calling Obamacare the Affordable Care Act.
What DACA really is…is an Executive Order signed by Barack Hussein Obama that allows illegal aliens to drag their little spawn across our border to reap the whirlwind of American taxpayer funded benefits of the welfare system, a taxpayer funded indoctrination at our public schools, mostly free healthcare and access to our sanctuary cities where they, and their illegal alien parents will be shielded from our nation’s laws.
By the way…the tune to which those illegal aliens are dancing in our streets, being played by the American taxpayer band…is somewhere north of $100 billion dollars per year.
America has long been known as the great melting pot, where people from elsewhere come to seek out their piece of the American dream by becoming American citizens, and assimilating into our American culture, and yes liberals, there is such a thing as American culture.
Obama’s keester cap collective however, believes that America should become the place 
where people came from elsewhere to be exactly what they were…elsewhere…American citizenship and assimilation to them is not only unnecessary, but downright frowned upon.
To liberals…if you were a Muslim living under oppressive Sharia law in Buttcrackistan…by all means…come over here and be a Muslim adhering to Sharia law…and what’s more…as Americans…we’ll assimilate into your 7th century barbaric culture.
Liberals believe that whatever your reason for picking up your belongings, and packing up your spawn, regardless of the lack of opportunities in your native land, wherever that might be…just come on over here…ignore our laws and our culture and we’ll pay your way…provided…you illegal aliens will vote for liberals in every election.
Hell…liberals are even making it easy for illegals to vote in our elections by issuing them driver’s licenses which come with motor-voter registration forms already filled out automatically making them registered democrats.
Those driver’s licenses, by the way, equate to the exact same form of photo ID that liberals say are so racist in nature that many, if not the majority of tanned or burnt toast colored people can’t get thus making voter ID’s racist.
But that’s an entirely different article.
Liberals say that illegals shouldn’t have to learn English…we should learn whatever language they speak…which accounts for all the added cost passed along to American taxpayers in having everything from legal forms to the aisle signs at the Piggly Wiggly printed in two languages. Yes…two languages…even though liberals claim that we Conservatives are the only bunch who believes that the overwhelming vast majority of illegal aliens come from Spanish speaking countries somewhere south of Texas.
Liberals say that Conservatives are anti-immigration…because we support the ending of DACA and stand with our nation’s immigration laws. It should come as no surprise that liberals are dead wrong in that allegation.
The fact of the matter is simple…we are a nation of laws, and as Conservatives…we are all in favor of immigration so long as it and they abide by our nation’s immigration laws. Come here by legal means, with documentation to carve out your American dream by assimilating into our national culture, learning our language, becoming an American citizen, earning a living to provide for you and your children thus offering them the opportunity to advance beyond your dreams just as so many millions of immigrants before you did before the advent of social engineering and social welfare invented by 
liberals…and we all in favor of you coming here.
That said…if you decide to circumvent our nation’s laws, paying thousands of dollars to be smuggled across our borders for the purpose of taking advantage of American taxpayer dollars handed out like candy on Halloween by liberals who are, in fact, bribing you to vote for them in every election until the day you expire, refuse to learn our language or become a productive member of our society, insist that we alter our national culture to accommodate your leeching butts and carry about with your country’s flag showing the rest of us just how much you want to become an American citizen…
And it’s hasta la vista baby.
While liberals go to great lengths to label Conservatives as anti-immigration, it is really the liberals who are slapping millions upon millions of legal immigrants, both past and present, across the face with their overwhelming desperation to build a voting bloc by allowing illegal immigration to become the rule of the day, in direct opposition to the rule of law.
It hasn’t always been this way though.
Back in 2005, uber-liberal blogger Glenn Greenwald put fingers to keyboard and spit out, “Illegal immigration wreaks havoc economically, socially, and culturally; makes a mockery of the rule of law; and is disgraceful just on basic fairness grounds alone.”
Just a year after that, fellow keester cap collective member, Paul Krugman used his keyboard to tell the world that, “immigration reduces the wages of domestic workers who compete with immigrants and the fiscal burden of low-wage immigrants is also pretty clear. We’ll need to reduce the inflow of low-skill immigrants.”
Perhaps the real headache for the liberal collective comes directly from the very keester that provides the liberal collective a cap…then Senator Barack Hussein Obama who uttered this, two years before his election in 2008…“When I see Mexican flags waved at proimmigration demonstrations, I sometimes feel a flush of patriotic resentment. When I’m forced to use a translator to communicate with the guy fixing my car, I feel a certain frustration.”
That all, of course, came before the campaign of 2012 when liberals came to the realization that the quickest way to an illegal aliens vote was to shove American taxpayer dollars up Diego’s duff, put ICE on ice, pull back our border patrols and erase the laws of our nation which enforce immigration.
Remember how Obama used to trumpet his deportation rate? Of course he did, given what he said in 2006…but that all came to a screeching halt in the summer of 2012 during 
his campaign for a second term which the DNC saw as no sure thing. That’s when Obama…just a few days after an immigrants’-rights protest at his Denver campaign office, announced that he was…deferring the deportation of “undocumented immigrants” who had arrived in the U.S. illegally, before the age of 16, and had met a few other easy to attain criteria.
At that same time, liberal elites from the corporate end of things were also applying the pressure to expand the H1-B visa program to allow for more basic laborers in minimum wage jobs…which in turn led to Obama and the keester cap collective to call for a sharp increase in the minimum wage to $15.00 per hour.
Being illegally in the U.S. suddenly became a more fiscally attractive notion at that point…if you could come here illegally, or overstay your visa without fear pf penalty or deportation while getting paid more to do whatever it was you were doing.
Shazam…DACA…the mechanism which allowed illegal aliens to pour across the border, dragging their spawn behind them to pillage the American taxpayer while flaunting the rule of law.
Now, President Trump is set to put an end to the lawlessness of DACA in favor of the rule of law by ditching the Obama dream machine with a six month delay to allow Congress to pull their own heads out of their own hats and actually revamp our immigration protocol through legislation, as it should be, rather than by executive fiat, as Obama did it. But Trump taking the same stance as the aforementioned liberals, Greenwald, Krugger and Obama is racist…right? Essentially, what they’re saying, is that we can’t send those little illegal alien kids back to a country they don’t even recognize, because it would be oh-so much better to leave them here so that down the road, we won’t even recognize our own country.
But now Trump is dealing with liberals…on DACA…and he might cave, allowing the little illegal spawn to stay? Don’t do it Mr. President…don’t even THINK about pulling a fast one and keeping DACA after your campaign promises. Throw out DACA…build that wall and let’s move along.
Unless the idea is to give California to the DACA “dreamers” and go down to 49 stars on our flag…I think most Conservatives would be okay with THAT deal.
In 2010, didn’t Obama say, “There are those in the immigrants’ rights community who have argued passionately that we should simply provide those who are [here] illegally with legal status, or at least ignore the laws on the books and put an end to deportation until we have better la
ws. … I believe such an indiscriminate approach would be both unwise and unfair. It would suggest to those thinking about coming here illegally that there will be no repercussions for such a decision. And this could lead to a surge in more illegal immigration. And it would also ignore the millions of people around the world who are waiting in line to come here legally. Ultimately, our nation, like all nations, has the right and obligation to control its borders and set laws for residency and citizenship. And no matter how decent they are, no matter their reasons, the 11 million who broke these laws should be held accountable.”
Yeah…he did say that…and also in 2010, didn’t Obama say, “I am president, I am not king. I can’t do these things just by myself. We have a system of government that requires the Congress to work with the Executive Branch to make it happen. I’m 
committed to making it happen, but I’ve got to have some partners to do it. … The main thing we have to do to stop deportations is to change the laws. … [T]he most important thing that we can do is to change the law because the way the system works – again, I just want to repeat, I’m president, I’m not king. If Congress has laws on the books that says that people who are here who are not documented have to be deported, then I can exercise some flexibility in terms of where we deploy our resources, to focus on people who are really causing problems as a opposed to families who are just trying to work and support themselves. But there’s a limit to the discretion that I can show because I am obliged to execute the law.”
Yep, he sure did say that. And in 2011…wasn’t it Obama who said…”With respect to the notion that I can just suspend deportations through executive order, that’s just not the case, because there are laws on the books that Congress has passed ….There are enough laws on the books by Congress that are very clear in terms of how we have to enforce our immigration system that for me to simply through executive order ignore those congressional mandates would not conform with my appropriate role as President.”
Yes…he said that too, and time and time again, Obama claimed he couldn’t do what he eventually did…create DACA by Executive Order, and was just fine with liberals that he ignored the rule of law and did it unilaterally…but now that Trump is committed to actually following the rule of law, by doing away with Obama’s admitted illegal act, liberals are coming more unhinged than normal.
Naturally, when confronted by such a conundrum, I do what every person with a working 
brain cell does…I consult with the Moonstruck Moonbat…Cher…who tweeted out, “Those Who Can Must Take a DREAMER In2 Their Home & Protect Them‼ I’m Ready 2 Do This & Others in MY BUSINESS WILL DO THE SAME‼ SANCTUARY.”
When one fellow tweeter called out the aging, useless fart-bag…writing, “Sure you will Cher…I’ll believe it when I see it,” Cher responded with ever so liberally tolerant…“Then keep your eyes open bitch.”
For the record…Cher also said…“I’m going to have to leave the planet,” a promise which she has so far failed to keep… And… “When I watch Trump I just want to blow my brains out,” to which she then quickly added, “or maybe not my brains,” upon the realization that blowing out her brains was, indeed, an empty promise.
However, rather than rapidly dismissing yet another empty headed empty threat from a liberal celebrity, as is most often the best course of action, I see in this one as an 
opportunity for the do-nothing Congress…
Make it a law that those who favor illegal immigration and DACA be required to take into their homes, as per Cher’s mantra, illegal aliens. Those fine, upstanding members of the liberal persuasion would then, by law, also be required to pay, out of their own pockets without the assistance of taxpayer subsidies, for every want and need of their freshly adopted illegal aliens…from their child care, to their medical care…their food, the added cost of their educations and for anything and everything those illegal aliens want…from now until the end of time itself.
Of course, as the legal guardians of illegal aliens, those liberals would also be responsible for any damages caused by their illegal adoptees including their legal fees should they for some unforeseen reason, be required to make a court appearance…and should the result of said appearance b
efore a judge result in a stay at any one of our fine local, state or federal gray-bar hotels…the adoptive parents of those illegal aliens would also be required to foot the bill for everything r needed to keep them locked away from the greater public.
Live the dream liberals…live the dream.
Copyright © 2017 Craig Andresen / thenationalpatriot.com
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