By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

The Obami…plural for more than one idiot…apparently are the victims of such overt racism it’s a wonder they can go on with their lives.

Oh…the humanity…

In a published by People magazine interview, they have recounted some of THE most horrific acts of racism perpetrated against them and we, as a nation, should be ASHAMED of our collective selves.

ASHAAAAAAAAAMED.

The interview, racistly printed in dirty black ink on crisp, clean white pages in the nation’s leading cultural investigative journal is so fraught man’s inhumanity toward man that it’s a wonder either of them hasn’t simply gone on to engage in a lifestyle of high crimes and misdemeanors…

Oh wait…never mind.

Trust me…when you hear what happened to the Obami…you will have a whole new understanding of why it was necessary to burn that Ferguson BITCH to da GROUND!!!

Liberals and liberal race baiters…sit down and hold onto something more substantial than your lies ‘cause THIS is about to get REAL…know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout?

According to the MOOOOOOOchelle half of the equation…there was this one time when Barry was…”wearing a tuxedo at a black-tie dinner, and somebody asked him to get coffee.”

Well, there’s a life lesson if ever I heard one.

Never…I repeat NEVER ask a black person for coffee…even if you find yourself at a Starbucks in HARLEM…never ask a black person for coffee lest you be labeled a RACIST years later…in print…where fine literature is sold in the checkout line at grocery markets everywhere.

That’s the sort of thing that will HAUNT a black man for the rest of his years.

“BURN THIS BITCH DOWN!!!!!!!!!”

On the other hand…if you’re Valerie Jarrett…it’s perfectly acceptable to ask a 4 star General to go and fetch you another glass of wine at a dinner party because…a dude in a tux in a room full of other people in tuxes, standing there looking awkward and being to himself can only be mistaken for a waiter by a RACIST, while demanding General Peter Chiarelli, in FULL DRESS UNIFORM at a dinner party where nobody else is so festooned bring you MORE WINE is a simple case of mistaken identity.

I mean…isn’t that what our military is for??? Bringing wine to the parched and holding umbrellas for the racially trod upon???

And if you think that’s bad…according to the Obami with the package under her dress…“Barack Obama was a black man that lived on the South Side of Chicago, who had his share of troubles catching cabs.”

What kind of world are we LIVING in people??? Where…on the south side of Chicago…America’s crime capitol…where 93% of the murders of black people are committed by other black people and in a place within the city sporting more murders and violent crime than any other city in this nation…a cabby…is reluctant to pick up a fare?

Let me be as racially sensitive as possible here…

The vast majority of crimes against cab drivers in major U.S. cities, regardless of the skin color of the cab drivers, are perpetrated by people are are…NOT WHITE so the problem, it seems to me…is not the color or mindset of the cab drivers but…the color and mindset of the criminal element within those cities.

Here’s an idea…GET THE “N DOUBLE A COLORED PEOPLE” TO ABANDON THE THUG CULTURE and I’ll bet it gets easier to catch a cab.

Don’t believe me? Well…have a look at this report.

Then…boy oh boy…if this doesn’t just SCREAM KKK I don’t know what does…In the words of lynch mob target Barry O…“There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys.”

Because…you know…

Now let’s really look at this shall we? On one hand…cabbies often won’t pick up a black man because when they see one in the inner city, they think…possible criminal…based on the behavior they see on the streets.

On the OTHER hand…

“I’m going into a restaurant with a dress code for a meal that would cost most people a week’s pay so on the way in…I’ll just hand the keys to my Benz to the first black guy I see loitering on the curb…”

Said no racist…EVER!!!!!

You really have to be some sort of desperate narcissist to claim that a complete stranger giving you the keys to a car outside a posh restaurant is racist.

And finally, in the pages of the People (are racist) magazine was MOOOOOchelle’s own encounter with substantial racism.

“Even as the first lady, during the wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf.”

Hold the phone Eva Perón…”WELL PUBLICIZED TRIP TO TARGET??” Weren’t we all told that was NOT a photo-op? Uh huh…well…

So there MOOOOOchelle was…in a target store…not heavlily disguised (because that would have ruined the non photo-op) and even though she is the First Hermaphrodite…the ONLY PERSON that came up to her…WAS A RACIST…A WOMAN RACIST who did the…THE most remarkably…OVERTLY racist thing…SHE ASKED THE MOOOOO TO HELP HER GET SOMETHING OFF THE SHELF!!!!!

Now there’s a hate crime if ever there was one.

Imagine…asking a black woman for assistance when she should have used her Obama phone to call somebody who gave a crap.

Now… have been accused of being a racist…because I have a problem with illegal alien, socialist, treasonous Islamic dictator usurping the Constitution and issuing decrees from the White House…supporting our nation’s enemies and stabbing our allies in the back.

Sooooooo…to prove I’m NOT what liberal/socialists say I am…

I am going to drive to the nearest Target store…with a copy of People magazine’s ‘RACISM FOR DUMMIES’ under my arm and I am going to search out the first black person I can find…I’m going to march my happy ass right up to that person and exclaim…in a voice loud enough to be heard from housewares to sporting goods…

“EXCUSE ME BUT MOOOOOOOOOCHELLE SAYS RIGHT HERE IN THIS HERE MAGIZINE THAT WERE I TO ASK YOU FOR A LITTLE HELP…I’M A RACIST. WELL, I AIN’T NO RACIST SOOOOOOOO…..”

“GO FETCH ME A WHITE PERSON TO TALK TO…SOMEBODY GET ME THE HELL A WHITE PERSON UP HERE IN THIS HERE TARGET RIGHT NOW…I NEEEEEEEDS ME SOME ASSISTANCE AND I NEEEEEEDS ME A HONKEY…CREEPY-ASS CRACKA AND I NEEEEEEEDS ME ONE RIGHT NOW!!!!!”

“I‘ll wait right here until a white person comes along so as to PROVE I ain’t no racist.”

I know it’s absurd but consider the source that believes asking a black person for a little help is racist, and how else does one counter such an absurd statement?

But it gets even worse when you see the statement from Obama in a BET interview just a couple of weeks ago. BET…BLACK Entertainment Television…you know…to counter WET…anyway…

“If you look at after what happened with Michael Brown, if you looked at what happened after Trayvon, if you looked at the decision after Eric Garner, I’m being pretty explicit about my concern, and being pretty explicit about the fact that this is a systemic problem, that black folks and Latinos and others are not just making this up.”

Oh…I’ll agree it is systemic alright…

Michael brown was a thug who robbed a store, was high as a kite and attacked a cop…Trayvon Martin was a thug who had just purchased the ingredients for a drug cocktail when he beat up the wrong guy and Eric Garner was a criminal who had been arrested 31 times who was refusing to comply with a police officer.

Yep…the problem IS systemic and it’s NOT systemic racism.

And as far as “making this up” is concerned…

Notice that in none of the Obami tales of racial woe do they ever mention the color of the “offender.”

What color WAS the person asking for coffee?

What color WERE those cab drivers?

What color ARE all those people who toss their car keys to someone they think is a valet?

What color WAS that woman who asked MOOOOOchelle for help at her well-publicized non photo-op trip to Target?

And what color WAS the color of that hot Danish Prime Minister?????

Most importantly…were any of them racists? We simply have no idea and to be completely honest…neither do the Obami. THEY just ASSUMED they were all racists and have been telling the tales ever since so that THEY would be relevant to Americans who remember well, being the REAL victims of REAL racism.

And let me tell you something…being asked for a cup of coffee or mistaken for a valet or asked to help get something off the shelf at Target and claiming those to be racist events is a real slap in the face to those old enough to remember whites only restaurants and drinking fountains…being made to ride in the back of the bus…not being allowed to attend certain universities or schools or seeing someone who looked like them hanging from a tree.

But if the Obami think THEY have been beset upon by the ravages of racism…their problems PALE in comparison to the racism endured by boxer Floyd Mayweather.

Oh, for the love of black Jesus…

No-body knows…the TROUBLES they’ve seen…

BURN THIS BITCH DOWN!!!!!!!

Craig Andresen

The National Patriot

Weekend Edition 12/20/2014

REMINDER!!!

 TODAY… Saturday, December 20th on RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS on CPR Worldwide Media from 11am-1pm EST, Craig and Diane will discuss the infamous ‘Torture Report’, the slaughter that went on in Pakistan, and Obama’s unilateral decision to bow down and cater to the Castro brothers.

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