Every Friday, we take a look at the week’s liberal/socialist knot-headed behavior and highlight just a little of their asylum antics here in the Fume. If we can’t find a way to laugh at em…WE’LL ALL BECOME JUST AS MORONIC AS THEY ARE!!!

That said…hold on to something well anchored and put down your beverages because…

HERE WE GO!!!!!

It IS Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Well…so far this week…we’ve found Casey Kasem…the SUN’S TWIN BROTHER  and Chis Columbus’ Santa Maria but…WHERE IN THE HELL IS THAT DAMNED AIRPLANE???

In the case of the missing for more than 2 months flight 370…investigators have now come to the near conclusion that the “pings” they were hearing 2 months ago…PROBABLY WEREN’T THE PLANE???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

What’s even more puzzling that that is the fact that they’re STILL LOOKING AROUND THE BOTTOM OF THE INDIAN OCEAN for the thing.

Allow me to offer a little advice here and, bear in mind that I am NOT an aviation “Where’s Waldo” expert but…if the pings weren’t coming from the plane’s black boxes and nobody has seen one single “SEAT CUSHION THAT CAN BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE” in more than 2 MONTHS OF SNIFFING ABOUT IN THE OCEAN…there’s a pretty good chance that the airplane…

AIN’T IN THE OCEAN!!!!!

Why don’t those Indonesian yahoos just admit that they have no more idea where flight 370 is that I do of where HALF MY DAMNED SOCKS ARE WHEN I OPEN THE DRYER???

Since we’re all pretty sure it would have run out of gas by now…I think we can stop looking in the air for it and, since there is absolutely NO evidence that it went for a swim…What say we start looking…oh, I don’t know…ON LAND?????

There are more than 600 runways on little islands out there in the general vicinity and, from what I understand…FROM TIME TO TIME…AIRPLANES LIKE TO LAND ON THEM!!! There are jungles around the area too. If it crashed…why couldn’t it have crashed in a jungle or…WHAT ABOUT THE STANS??? There’s AfghaniSTAN…PakiSTAN…and any number of BUTT-CRACKISTANS that would just LOVE a 777 of their very own to refit and FLY INTO SOMETHING THAT PLANES DON’T NORMALY FLY INTO!!!

These dipwads need to get a clue before we find that 777 IN THE BOTTOM OF A SMOLDERING HOLE…IN TEL AVIV!!!!!

Fuming.

Well, I’m not sure WHAT to make of THIS…

Over in the banana republic of Hawaii…The cops in Honolulu are putting the pressure on Island lawmakers to KEEP an exemption in the law that allows them to continue to…ummmmm…..bone up on their under (the covers) investigations by doing the horizontal hula with local hookers.

Well…If THAT doesn’t put the LULU in HONOLULU I don’t know what DOES!!!

Now, should some Wikiki Kiki get caught with your cocoNUTS in her hands and a couple of 20’s on the dresser…YOU’RE GOUNG TO THE HOOSKOW but if some COP over there does it…THEY’RE GOIN’ OUT FOR BREAKFAST!!!

Naturally, this is all to protect your safety and preserve your freedoms but, for the hookers of Hawaii…They’re there to protect and be serviced.

Naturally, the Hawaiian cops claim they need this sort of legal protection to catch lawbreakers soooooo…..let me see if I have this straight…the cops will now be robbing Hawaiian banks to help them catch bank robbers???  

If this actually works…WHY DON’T THEY HIJACK A MALAYSIAN 777 AND PUT AN END TO THAT NONSENSE???

Somebody is gonna have to explain to me how, exactly…getting LEI’D IN LANAI by a HOLUALOA HOOKER named…HALIAKA WHO-HA is gonna lead to more arrests than just getting her to name a price but…I suppose for the right money…THE COP WOULD HAVE HIS CHOICE OF HAND CUFFS!!!!!

 I don’t know…this doesn’t seem like a very productive way to arrest hookers. Most of them will just walk out the door when THE COP ROLLS OVER AND FALLS ASLEEP!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

From Benghazi to the IRS…the thing that just keeps upending liberals is their own stupidity because they just have NO IDEA how crap works.

Take, for example…Anthony Weiner’s wiener. Remember when he tried to tell everybody he didn’t know anything about it or that his twitter account had been hacked? It was HIS wiener…selfied with HIS phone…AND THE PETER TWEETER TWEETED IT OUT ON HIS OWN TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!

DIDN’T HE THINK WE WERE GONNA FIND OUT???

Now, it’s THEIR OWN EMAILS that are giving liberals a case of the denial trots.

Liberals have been lying about the IRS targeting…lying about what they knew about Benghazi…lying about LYING and all the while…THEY WERE SENDING EMAILS BACK AND FORTH TALKING ABOUT ALL THEIR ILLEGAL…TREASONOUS ACTIVITIES!!!

The Dictator spent the better part of 20 months telling us all how he had NO IDEA where the You Tube talking points came from and them…SHAZAM…WE FIND AN EMAIL SHOWING THEY CAME DIRECTLY FROM THE OVAL OFFICE!!!

Lois Lerner said SHE had NO IDEA where the IRS targeting came from and them…WHAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MA’AM…EMAILS LEADING RIGHT BACK TO HER DC OFFICE!!!!!

Then there was that fat little bald weasel…Elijah Cummings INVESTIGATING the IRS and COVERING for Lerner and guess what???

HE WAS WRITING TARGETING EMAILS TOO!!!!!

And now…it’s liberal Carl “I NEVER KNEW EMAILS DIDN’T JUST DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR” Levin who has HIS nards in the cyber bear trap.

THEY JUST NEVER LEARN!!!

But here’s the most fascinating part of it…EVEN AFTER THEY GET CAUGHT IN THEIR OWN TRAIL OF LIES…THEY JUST KEEP LYING ABOUT IT!!!

It’s like watching an episode of Cops…The guy with no shirt who’s driving a hundred miles and hour and then bails out of his wrecked car and runs until the K-9 unit BRINGS HIM DOWN and CHEWS OFF HIS LEFT ARM IN THE PROCESS then stands there…on camera…telling the arresting officer…”I DIDN’T DO NOTHIN’ WRONG!!!  I WASN’T RUNNING FROM THE PO-LICE!!!”

Ummmm…Yeah ya did skippy and…YEAH YOU WERE!!!!!

Remember the 3 dozen times that SOCIALIST DICTATOR STOOD THERE AND TOLD US WE COULD KEEP OUR INSURANCE AND OUR DOCTORS…IF WE LIKED EM???

Well…what happened???

 THERE WAS A 2700 PAGE PAPER TRAIL AND A STACK OF REGULATIONS 8 FEET HIGH THAT SAID…”OH NO YOU CAN’T” and even after that…HE SAID WE COULD!!!

It’s kind of like coming home for dinner and a movie to find your sofa ripped to shreds and your dog sitting there looking all innocent then…the next morning you take Cujo outside and HE CRAPS OUT A COUCH CUSHION!!!!!

LOOK…YA MANGY MUTT…YOUR GUILTY AND…SO IS THE DAMN DOG!!!!!

What’s WORSE are the liberally indoctrinated MOONBATS out there who are trying to tell us that this REGIME isn’t gearing up to RULE BY FORCE!!!

Yesterday…the AGRICULTURE DEPARTMENT placed an order for… GUNS…WITH AMBIDEXTROUS TRIGGER SAFETY BUTTONS…SEMIAUTOMATICS WITH TRITIUM NIGHT SIGHTS FRONT AND BACK…FLASHLIGHT RAILS…COLLAPSIBLE STOCKS AND 30 ROUND MAGAZINES and…SUBMACHINE GUNS WITH OVERSIZED TRIGGER GUARDS FOR GLOVED USE!!!!

And… “Body Armor [that] is gender specific, lightweight, [having] trauma plate/pad (hard or soft), [and] concealable carrier.” The order includes “tactical vest, undergarment (white), identification patches, accessories (6 pouches), body armor carry bag, and professional measurements.”

THE AGRICULTURE DEPARTMENT!!!!!

Do you really think there’s not a PAPER TRAIL that’s gonna show that these are NOT for the DARK OF NIGHT…IN NORTH DAKOTA TO PROTECT THE CIVIL RIGHTS OF COWS FROM BEING VIOLATED BY…HEAVILY ARMED AND DANGEROUS…FREE RANGE ORGANIC BEAN SPROUTS?????

Now then, before the socialists out there answer that…they need to ask themselves…When you’ve got LIBERAL cops in HAWAII getting LEGAL LEWINSKIS FROM ILLEGAL HOOKERS to help their investigations along…submarines looking for an airplane AND A WAD OF liberal elected criminals confronted with bazillions of emails they themselves wrote outlining their criminal activities and claiming they don’t know a damn thing about it…

DON’T YA THINK IT’S TIME TO GET OFF THE OBAMA REGIME’S BATCRAP CRAZY TRAIN?????

Friends and fellow Patriots…

Today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!