Oh my, it’s been another bad week for liberal nut jobs. Email trails leading to the oval office…Obama’s IRS puppet being held in contempt…Ketchup boy Kerry proclaiming HE’S gonna ignore a subpoena and a SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE COMMITTEE has been employed to get to the bottom of Benghazi with TREY GOWDY heading it up.
And you know how liberals are…When things are looking down for them at home…they turn to their counterparts in other lands for support…you know… to make the ideology of idiots look good.
Psssssssst…hey socialists…They’re just as nutty over there as you squirrel turds are over here…
Here WE go FOLKS…2 cases AND THE point ARE AT HAND!!! Today IS Friday after all and…
I’m fuming.
Well…THIS is certainly interesting…
Vladimir Putty Pants has signed off on a bill that will ban…
SWEARING IN RUSSIA!!!!!
Any movie that contains profanity will NO LONGER BE DISTRIBUTED in Russia when this bill goes into effect on July 1st. MUSIC with cuss words will be sold ONLY in EXPLICITLY LABELED…SEALED PACKAGES and the same for books and magazines.
Should a Russian BUSINESS owner suddenly drop an “F” bomb are utter some other swear word like…oh, I don’t know…
SHITSKY or something…the owner will face a $1400.00 fine and be BANNED FROM CONDUCTING BUSINESS FOR MONTHS!!!
So much for the vodka sale down at CRAZY IVAN’S SON-OF-A-BITCHIN’ KICK ASS LIQUOR EMPORIUM!!!
Now…politicians, on the other hand will only be fined $40 bucks for swearing but…your average Joe Stalin on the STREET…well…HE’LL have to pay up $70 SMACKERS!!!
Seriously…WTF?????
So who exactly determines what is or is NOT swearing???
Well…borrowing from OBAMACARE (which we all know isn’t anywhere near COMMUNISM or so the liberals tell us) the RUSSIANS will have an…APPOINTED PANEL OF BUREAUCRATSKYS to make THOSE decisions and, as Joe Biden would say…”THIS IS A BIG F***INK DEAL!!!”
$40 bucks Joe…pay the man…
What we’re talking about here is a government that has fined or shut down news outlets over reports regarding gay people…arrested and fined people who danced in a church…blocked people from social media for protesting the government…and encourage blasphemy.
HOLY SHIT!!!
RUSSIA IS BEING RUN BY FACEBOOK!!!!!
All of this begs the question…What in THE HELL are Russian DRIVER gonna yell right before THEY RUN INTO THE NEXT GARBAGE TRUCK???
And the way Obama loves other country’s laws…
Fuming.
While were in liberal lunacy’s international waters…HERE’S a liberal dumb-clucker for ya.
Steven Cohen…from South Africa was just let off the hook…in FRANCE…after being arrested in front of the EIFFEL TOWER last fall for…
Ummmm…
DANCING AROUND WITH A ROOSTER…TIED TO HIS…ummmmm…MAIN MAN PART!!!!!
Yes…you read that correctly…AN OBVIOUS OBAMA SUPPORTER originally from SOUTH AFRICA was wearing nothing but a corset, high heels, long red gloves and an elaborate feathered headdress PRANCING ABOUT ON TROCADERO PLAZA with a rooster leashed to his 
COCK-a-doodle-doohickey by a ribbon.
He did it in front of TOURISTS who apparently got quite an EIFFEL…AND A GAGGLE OF NUNS who have no intention of making a HABIT of viewing such things. Although the “performance art” only lasted a few minutes before CONSTABLES RUSHED IN and HAULED HIM OFF…WITH THE CHOKING CHICKEN DRAGGING BEHIND HIM…those who witnessed the event were astonished at the case of tower envy on display.
According to this moonbat…“In showing the most intimate part of me, I’m saying: I’m male, I’m Jewish, I’m queer, I’m white.”
WELL…WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING BUT THE JEWISH PART HAD HE JUST KEPT HIS PANTS ON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Numb nuts there has been LIVING in France for a DECADE and…after his arrest was quoted as saying that the snootiest people on earth have…“no understanding of what art is, what performance is.”
Maybe not but…THEY SURE DO KNOW A MALE…JEWISH…QUEER…WHITE BLITHERING LIBERAL IDIOT WHEN THEY SEE ONE!!!
Why doesn’t this buffoon just pack up his KENTUCKY SOON TO BE FRIED DOODLE ORNAMENT AND MOVE TO MOSCOW???
Apparently THEY don’t give a DAMN what you do AS LONG AS YOU’RE NOT SWEARING LIKE A DRUNK SAILOR WHILE YOU’RE DOING IT!!!
I’m fuming.
And finally…
Let’s check in with the liberal loon in charge…one Barack ‘I’m whining Again’ Obama who was at a socialist fund raisin
g dinner the other night and stated…“The good news is we’ve got public opinion on our side if people actually turn out — on every issue. On minimum wage, on pay equity, on clean energy, on immigration reform — there’s not an issue in which we do not possess a majority in this country.”
Look…I don’t want to say his cheese has fallen off his cracker but…THIS COMPLETE MORON IS JUST ONE ROOSTER AWAY FROM DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE AT THE EIFFEL TOWER!!!
Has he SEEN his latest poll ratings??? HE’S DOWN TO 41 PERCENT APPROVAL!!!
Let’s see here…minimum wage…He thinks a MAJORITY of the people want to HIKE UP THE MINIMUM TO $10.10 PER HOUR??? If he really BELIEVES that he must ALSO believe that A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS WANT HIGHER UNEMPLOYMENT AND HIGHER PRICES FOR EVERY DAY ITEMS TOO!!!
By the way…He was making his comments in BEL AIR…at the home of DISNEY EXEC, Alan Horn and…IT COST ANYWHERE BETWEEN $10 GRAND AND $32 GRAND JUST TO GET INTO THE DINNER!!!
Idiot.
Pay Equality…As in women should be paid equally to men in the workplace which, I personally agree with but…WOMEN ON HIS STAFF ARE MAKING 33% LESS THAN THE MEN ON HIS STAFF AND THE ONES WHO HAVE TO APPLY HIS HUSBAND’S MAKE 
UP EVERY MORNING AIN’T GETTING PAID NEARLY ENOUGH I’ll guarantee you THAT!!!
What else…oh yes…CLEAN ENERGY!!! Well…of COURSE the vast majority of Americans are with him on clean green energy…I mean…who WOULDN’T WANT THE DIPSTICKS IN GOVERNMENT6 TO SINK BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS MORE OF OUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS INTO GREEN ENERGY FIRMS??? After all…they DO go BANKRUPT efficiently enough.
And…immigration reform…the Dictator believes the vast majority of AMERICANS are in favor of AMNESTY…
THE VAST MAJORITY OF ILLEGAL ALIENS AND CURRENT MEXICAN NATIONALS SOUTH OF THE BORDER…THEY’RE ALL FOR IT and so too are SOCIALISTS WHO DRIVE AROUND IN A PRIUS WITH A GAY PRIDE BUMPER STICKER ON ONE SIDE OF THE BACK OF THEIR CARS AND A I HEART MY OBAMACARE STICKER ON THE OTHER!!!
Here’s another opinion poll news flash for the Emperor…60% OF AMERICANS…ACROSS THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM…THINK HE’S A LIAR!!! Not only does Obama NOT have the majority of public opinion on his side…HE’S A FULL 11% SHORT OF HAVING A MAJORITY THAT BELIEVES ONE WORD THAT SHOOTS OUT OF HIS MANURE SPREADER!!!!
Good grief…
The lame duck whiner in chief then addressed the upcoming midterm sequel to ‘SHELLACKING 2010’ and quacked…”The congenital problem that Democrats have is in midterms especially, we don’t vote. Our voters are younger, they’re more likely to be minority. And because they’re more likely to be struggling, they’re not always paying attention when the president — presidential candidate isn’t on the ballot. And so you’ve got a self-fulfilling prophecy — people who have the most at stake in a government that works opt out of the system; those who don’t believe that government can do anything are empowered; gridlock reigns and we get this downward spiral of even more cynicism and more dysfunction.”
So…according to the Dictator…those MOST LIKELY to vote HIS way are…STRUGGLING MINORITIES who are looking for GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS and he sees a downward spiral of cynicism and dysfunction???
Ahem…allow me…
THAT’S BECAUSE…STRUGGLING MINORITIES HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR YOUR PARTY FOR 50 YEARS BECAUSE YOU SOCIALISTS KEEP TELLING THEM YOU’RE GONNA FIX EVERYTHING IF THEY JUST ELECT YOUR SORRY ASS PARTY AND GUESS WHAT…THOSE VERY PEOPLE THAT WERE POOR 50 YEARS AGO HAVE ELECTED YOUR SORRY ASS PARTY FOR 50 YEARS AND…THEY’RE STILL POOR!!!
Oh…I know…Now I’m a racist…right???
WELL…CALL SIR CHARLES A RACIST BECAUSE…HE SAID IT…NOT ME!!!!!
And if ya can’t trust the round mound of rebound, who CAN ya trust?
Then…the Dictator went there…Oh yes he did…
“There are a whole bunch of structural reasons why Washington isn’t working as well as it should. But the principal reason is that there is just a fundamental difference in what we as Democrats believe and what this particular brand of Republicans that we’ve got in Congress believe.”
And what IS it that a “particular brand of Republicans” believes that the Dictator and his minions DON’T???
That GOVERNMENT should be held ACCOUNTABLE to We the PEOPLE??? That our LEADERS should LEAD from the FRONT??? That SPENDING MORE THAN YOU TAKE IN IS A RATHER BAD IDEA???
Or is it simply that…SOCIALISM HAS SUCKED EVERYWHERE IT HAS EVER BEEN TRIED…SUCKED TO THE POINT OF ABJECT FAILURE AND THAT THE PEOPLE ARE BETTER REPRESENTED BY ELECTED OFFICIALS WHO ANSWER TO THE PEOPLE THAN THEY ARE BY A COMMIE WITH A BALL POINT PEN???
I’ve got a simple request for the people of foreign nations…
THE NEXT TIME KARL MARX HERE SHOWS UP IN YOUR COUNTRY…KEEP HIM!!!!!
My friends and fellow Patriots…
Today is Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!
