This weekend is a weekend of great faith for Christians and Jews the world over and a time when we should all be celebrating as our traditions allow.
It’s Easter.
It’s Passover.
It is a time when our faiths bring us together…when the new and the old testaments find some common ground and a time, whether Jewish or Christian, to celebrate new beginnings.
For liberals and socialists however…
It’s not exactly the same sort of weekend.
Friends and Patriots…grab your eggs and GIRD YOUR LOIN ROASTS because today is Good Friday and…
I’m fuming.
Well, Easter weekend is upon us and up to now, the Easter message has always been clear. That’s where the REVEREND AL “I was FOR the mob before I was AGAINST the mob” SHARPTON comes in.
According to not-so SHARPton…
“I think the message is, that no matter what the world may do to unfairly, no matter how you’re crucified, nailed to the cross at home, or in your personal relationships, or on the job, that you can rise if you don’t lose yourself during the hard times and the challenges.”
The blathering moron then went on to draw a direct parallel between CHRIST THE SAVIOR and…
OBAMA THE DICTATOR!!!!!
“At our convention last Friday where all he took he’s been able to rise politically again.”
No…Not the convention where they all BOOED GOD rather…last week’s National Action Network prayer rug sale where everybody stood in front of a logo that looked…Suspicious…shall we say.
And…REVEREND of WHAT exactly???
THE CHURCH OF THE LATTER DAY SOCIALIST KEESTER KISSERS???
MSNBC’s mob informant wasn’t done yet.
“I’m not comparing him to Jesus.”
Well, of course you’re not Al. Wherever would we get THAT impression??? How silly of us as Conservatives to even THINK you were comparing such a contemptuous lying, Muslim hugging, treasonous snake like Obama to the SON OF GOD!!!
We stand humbled in your Sharptoness.
If there was ANY shred of a doubt left that Sharpy was NOT making Obama and JESUS out to be one and the same…He cleared it ALL up with his next verbal volley…
“I am saying that to every crucifixion there is a resurrection for those who believe.”
Okay…fuming.
Now let me see if I’ve got this straight.
Jesus healed the sick. Right?
OBAMA MANDATED UNAFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE TO BE DOLED OUT BY A 15 MEMBER PANEL OF UNELECTED BUREAUCRATS!!!
Jesus accepted a tax collector as one of his disciples.
OBAMA HAS HIS TAX COLLECTORS TARGETING THOSE WHO DON’T AGREE WITH HIM!!!!
Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”
OBAMA MAKES PEOPLE STAND IN A FREE SPEECH ZONE WHERE HE CAN’T HEAR THEM!!!!!
Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish with enough left over to fill 12 baskets.
OBAMA HAS been feeding 47 MILLION PEOPLE ON FOOD STAMPS AND THEY’RE EATING LOBSTER AND STEAK AT THE TAXPAYER’S EXPENSE!!!
As I recall…at the last funeral Jesus attended…LAZARUS AROSE FROM THE DEAD!!
At the last funeral OBAMA attended…HE TOOK SELFIES WITH THE HOT DANISH PRIME MINISTER!!!!!
Jesus spent 3 years WALKING from place to place and it cost the people nothing.
OBAMA…AIR FORCE ONE…HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!!!
I’m fuming!!
Jesus delivered the Sermon on the Mount without any notes.
Here’s Obama without his teleprompter.
Oh for God’s sake.
JESUS rode into Jerusalem on a white ass.
The people OF Jerusalem think Obama IS a HALF WHITE ASS!!!!!!!
But there’s ol’ Al…as SHARPton as a bag of Jello…TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT HIS FELLOW RACE BAITER…BARACK…HE AIN’T JESUS…OBAMA IS BEING…CRUCIFIED!!!!!
Listen Sharpton, you blithering idiot…we’re not trying to CRUCIFY the savior of socialism…
WE’RE JUST GONNA NAIL HIS TREASONOUS KEESTER TO A DOOR JAMB!!!!!
Easter traditions must be very different for the followers of Obama than they are for Christians.
Can’t you just see all the 30 year old coeds having their annual BIRTH CONTROL PILL HUNT after the SLUT BUNNY…SANDRA FLUKE HIDES THEM????
You can just bet all the little socialists will be GRABBING UP THEIR OBAMA PHONES TO CALL GRANDMA AND CHEER HER UP WHILE SHE’S WAITING FOR THE OKAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO BUY HER MEDICATION!!!!!
Families with 2 DADDIES DRESSED UP LIKE 2 MOMMIES SITTING AROUND THE TABLE GIVING THANKS FOR THE BLESSING OF BEING ABLE TO PERFORM IN THE FIST ANNUAL FORT DIX DRAG QUEEN TALENT SHOW AND RECRUITING DRIVE!!!!
The little kiddies all excited over finding stashes of bright, organically died bean sprouts and plastic heads of broccoli that open up to reveal tantalizing treats of peas and carrot greens.
AND THEN, THEY ALL GATHER UP THEIR AREA RUGS AND… IT’S OFF TO THEIR CHISLAM, INTERFAITH GATHERINGS TO TOLERATE IDEOLOGIES HELL BENT ON THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WESTERN WORLD!!!!!
I GOT 10 BUCKS T
HAT SAYS Obama gets a call from the REVEREND Jeremiah “GOD DAMN AMERICA” Wright…WHILE HE’S STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 14TH FAIRWAY…TELLING HIM, HE’S DOING A GREAT JOB!!!!!
On EASTER weekend, Christians should be rejoicing in the GREATEST STORY EVERY TOLD but along comes that WEASEL…AL SHARPTON…telling us, “At our convention last Friday where all he took he’s been able to rise politically again.”
HAS SHARPTON SEEN OBAMA’S POLLING NUMBERS LATELY???
60% OF AMERICANS THINK THE DICTATOR’S A LIAR!!!!!!!
But…there IS one direct comparison I CAN make between Obama and Jesus…One way in which the two ARE as one…
NEITHER ONE OF THEM EVER HAD A VALID BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!!
Other than THAT my friends and fellow Patriots…
Today IS GOOD FRIDAY and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!
About the birth certificate, they didn’t have birth certificates back in Jesus’ time. Jesus has a good excuse for not having one. There is however a written testament to validate Jesus’ life. There is no testament validating Obama’s life. His so call testament is based on lies.