Last week, Rev. RAT Al Not-So Sarpton claimed that he was never an FBI informant against the mob.
THIS week he ADMITS he was an FBI informant against the mob AND, he says that calling him a RAT is RACIST and that he SHOULD be thought of as a HERO.
Of course, yesterday…The Smoking Gun released a STING VIDEO of the FAT RAT back in the 80’s MAKING A DEAL TO TAKE POSSESSION OF $350,000 CLAMS WORK OF COCAINE!!!!
MSNBC is probably going to give him a raise.
The house committee has found Lois Lerner in contempt and, if the entire house agrees…The case will go to ERIC HOLDERS office for prosecution.
Ummmmm….
ERIC HOLDER WAS ALSO FOUND TO BE IN CONTEMPT!!!!
And…
When Obama was in Texas a couple of days ago…He met with Wendy “ABORTION BARBIE Davis.
A clear cut case of too little too late if ever there was one.
HANG ON FOLKS!!!
It’s FRIDAY and…
I’m fuming.
Well, well…Isn’t THIS quaint?
It now appears that part of the whole IRS targeting Conservative groups was cooked up by none other than…
THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE’S SOCIALIST, RACE CARD PLAYING RANKING LIBERAL…ELIJAH CUMMINGS!!!!!
Anybody here shocked by this?
Nope. I didn’t think so.
Apparently…Chairman Issa has an EMAIL TRAIL BETWEEN CUMMINGS AND…”I’LL PLEAD THE 5TH” LERNER where CUMMINGS sics the IRS goon squad on TRUE THE VOTE…A CONSERVATIVE GROUP OUT OF TEXAS!!!
And you were wondering why the bottom of the barrel Cummings was being so protective of LOIS LOSER.
Of course, in THIS regime…
THE DICTATOR IS GOING TO HAVE CUMMINGS INVESTIGATE HIMSELF WHILE HE TRIES TO DEFLECT ANY INVESTIGATION AWAY FROM HIS PARTNER IN CRIME!!!
I’m telling ya…They’re closer to finding that missing Malaysian PLANE than WE are to getting at anything RESEMBLING the truth from THIS regime!!!
There’s a reason why we don’t let gang members investigate gangs. There’s a reason why we don’t allow bank robbers investigate bank robberies. And there’s a damn GOOD reason why we shouldn’t let CUMMINGS INVESTIGATE THE IRS TARGETING SCANDAL!!!
HE’S BEEN SITTING THERE ALL THIS TIME BEING IN ON THE CRIMINAL ACTS OF THE PEOPLE HE’S INVESTIGATING!!!
If it was up to ME…I’D THROW THAT FAT LITTLE BALD WEASEL IN A CELL AND I WOULDN’T LET HIM OUT UNTIL LOIS LERNER STARTED SINGING LIKE A CAFFEINE INFUSED CANARY!!!!!
At this point, allowing Cummings to ask one more single question in that committee would be like putting the KENNEDY FAMILY IN CHARGE OF A DETOX CENTER!!!
Fuming.
Oh, looky at what’s got the diapers on Muslim heads in the MECCA of the MIDWEST…Deerborn Michigan…all in a knot.
EGGS!!!
It seems that Islam doesn’t take kindly to a certain sort of eggs at all.
EASTER EGGS!!!
Here’s the deal.
In Deerborn, kids at 3 schools were given flyers with the header, “EGGSTAVIGANZA” printed on them inviting them to an EASTER EGG HUNT on the grounds of the Cherry Hill Presbyterian Church.
Oh, the humanity.
One genetically-disposed-to-jihad parents claims that his son, Jihad Jr. told him that, “Dad, I really don’t feel comfortable getting these flyers, telling me to go to church. I thought churches are not supposed to mix with schools.”
That parent, Majed Moughni, claims the FLYERS are a SERIOUS violation of the “CONSTITUTIONAL SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!!”
Now, all of a sudden, there’s a Muslim that gives a rat’s ass about the Constitution???
Oh for the love of ALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
EASTER EGGS DON’T HAVE ONE SINGLE THING TO DO WITH RELIGION and besides…THERE IS NO…”CONSTITUTIONAL SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE” except to prevent the GOVERNMENT from establishing a STATE RELIGION which, correct me if I’m wrong…AN EASTER EGG HUNT IS NOT THE ESTABLISHMENT OF A GOVERNMENT MANDATED RELIGION!!!
Nor, for that matter. Is the Easter egg hunt a MANDATED EVENT!!!
If it was, after all…THEY WOULD BE CALLING THEM…OBAMA-EGGS…THE REGIME WOULD HAVE SPEND AT LEAST ¾ OF A BILLION DOLLARS ON A MALFUNCTIONING WEBSITE FOR THE KIDDIES TO SIGN UP AND…THE IRS WOULD BE FINING THE JEWS FOR NOT ATTENDING!!!
I’m willing to BET that the only reason the Easter egg hunt is on the CHURCH GROUNDS to begin with is because…
A BUNCH OF SCREECHING DEERBORN SOCIALISTS HAVE DEMANDED THE EVENT NOT BE HELD IN A CITY PARK for fear that a MASS BAPTISM AND TENT REVIVAL MIGHT BREAK OUT or some little kid might accidentally shout out something like…
“PRAISE JESUS…I FOUND AN EGG!!!”
Which, as we all know, would bring about the end of the world as we know it.
Now then, I have 2 suggestions for those EGGOPHOBIC twits…
EITHER DON’T GO TO THE EASTER EGG HUNT or…
GO BACK TO BUTTCRACKISTAN WHERE YOU TYPICALLY CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS BY ROLLING HEADS ACROSS THE LAWN AND THE PUBLIC STONING OF A WOMAN WHO’S ANKLES WERE ON PUBLIC DISPLAY WHEN A GUST OF WIND BLEW UP HER BURQA!!!
If these Mecca morons are ready issue a fatwa on the Easter Bunny…
JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THIS WEEKEND’S GROCERY STORE FLYER OFFERING A SALE ON…
EASTER HAMS!!!
I’m fuming.
And finally…
Eric Withholder now wants gun owners to WEAR A SPECIAL BRACELET without which their guns won’t fire.
Sounds reasonable…
IF YOU’RE A COMMUNIST NERD!!!!
The bracelet or wrist watch thingy would contain some sort of an RFID chip in it that would allow the gun to be fired and if the gun owner ISN’T wearing the commie bling…NO SHOOTY FOR YOU!!!
Now, take that family over in Florida last week. Some liberal idiot broke into their home early in the morning.
Guess what…THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS ARMED and after the dad FIRED A WARNING SHOT ABOVE THE DOOR…THIS MORON, MITCHELL LARGE…HEADED FOR THE KITCHEN WHERE HE WAS MET BY THE MOM AND THE SON and…
THAT WAS THE END OF ONE MITCHELL LARGE!!!!!
Ya gotta love an American family that’s armed to the teeth AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE!!!
Snap…Crackle and BAM…BAM…BAM BAM…BAM-BAM-BAM!!!!
But, imagine what may well have happened had the family been forced, by government mandate, to ask the intruder to wait while they all…BRACELETED UP!!!!!
Further…Imagine a government with the ability to turn on and off recording devices on your cell phones and computers that can also track you wherever you go forcing you to wear an RFID bracelet if you’re a GUN OWNER!!!
Oh, wait…YOU DON’T HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT!!!
WE HAVE A REGIME RIGHT NOW THAT HAS PURCHASED 2 BILLION ROUNDS OF AMMO AND MORE THAN 2700 ARMORED VEHICLES AND THEY’RE PASSING OUT WEAPONS TO THE LIKES OF THE NATIONAL ATMOSPHERIC AND OCEANOGRAPHIC YAHOOS BUT…WE’RE THE ONES WHO NEED TO BE CONTROLLED???
Let me tell you something.
If our Founders and Framers had this sort of technology…
THEY WOULD HAVE MADE THE GOVERNMENT WEAR THE DAMN BRACELETS AND PUT WE THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THE ON-OFF SWITCH!!!
The same idiot who passed out weapons LIKE HALLOWEEN CANDY to the MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS now says WE need to wear special PERMISSION TO PULL THE TRIGGER BRACELETS???
Here’s an idea for Eric FAST AND FURIOUS Holder…
How about we make EVERY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR and every time we catch one in a lie…WE ZAP EM UNTIL THEY’RE RESEMBLE A BOWL OF JELLO IN AN EARTHQUAKE???
Ya wanna pass a bill without READING IT FIRST???
ZAPPITY ZAP!!!
You want to spend HOW much on a TREADMILL FOR SHRIMP???
ZIPPITY ZAP!!!!!
Oh…You’re pleading the 5th. Isn’t that nice?
ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!
When yer done floppin’ around on the floor we’ll ask you for your testimony again.
Hey YOU!!! YOU IN THE PANTSUIT WITH THE BLOODSHOT EYES!!!
YOU WANNA TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT “WHAT DIFFERENCE…AT THIS POINT…DOES IT MAKE???”
Isn’t that Harry Reid over there?
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!!!
You know…Strictly on principle alone.
Now then…If we like our insurance we can keep it???
You wanted to “fundamentally transform” WHAT exactly???
It’s all WHO’S FAULT???
There’s not even a SMIDGEN of CORRUPTION at WHICH AGENCY???
And what was that last thing you said? Come again???
Oh no you didn’t.
OH YES YOU DID!!!
YOU SAID YOU HAVE A PEN AND A TELEPHONE!!!
CRANK IT UP TO ELEVEN…SHOVE AN EXTENSION CORD IN HIS KEESTER AND START SPINNIN’ THE DISCO BALL BECAUSE THE HOOVER DAM CAN’T TURN ON AS MANY LIGHT BULBS AS THIS ONE’S ABOUT TO AND WE GONNA HAVE US A DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE TONIGHT!!!!!
On second thought…Maybe we ought not employ that strategy because…I got a feeling that folks reading this would be BANGING ON THAT BUTTON LIKE AN OLD TIME TELEGRAPH OPERATOR WITH PARKINSON’S!!!!
Friends and Patriots…
Today is FRIDAY and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!
I LOVE your sense of humor Craig. I hardly miss any of your postings. It takes me at least 24 hours to wipe the grin off my face. 🙂
If the bracelet can be GPS-tracked, and…..if the weapon can’t be fired unless the owner is wearing it because the electronics in the bracelet and in the weapon must be close enough to allow operation,……… then maybe the real reason isn’t to track weapons or owners, but rather to have a simple one-button ability for our very trustworthy Gestapo government to render all weapons in the hands of the evil citizenry inoperable without even leaving the government’s proverbial chair? Hmmmmmmmm!!
Considering what some of them (like Pelosi and Holder and Obama and Reid) have said (reported by the media), I’m thinking they are already wearing choke collars but they aren’t working. Strange, because their photos sure do make them look like they’re choking.
Anyone that holds office, and is called before congress to testify on something they are suspected to be a part of, and then pleads the 5th, should be removed from the office they hold, and subsequently permanently barred from holding political office or working directly for someone that does. They may not go to jail for exercising their constitutional rights, but they won’t keep their job as a matter of public trust.
Be sure to catch the Friday Fume.