Poor Barack Hussein Obama.
At some point in the future when he becomes a grandparent, nobody in the media will be able to gush over his being our nation’s first black presidential grandchild.
How sad.
First of all, that honor should go to Thomas Jefferson citing his affair with Sally Hemings, a Monticello slave at the time and DNA evidence compiled in 1998 regarding the fact that Heming’s youngest son, Eston Hemings, shared male ancestry with our third president.
While that has been disputed by some, there can be NO dispute over who our first black president was.
One, pasty white, Bill Clinton as deemed by the liberal media back in the day and now, with the mainstream media literally OOZING vapidness from every pour regarding the recent news of Chelsea Clinton’s impending birth canal expulsion, any future Obama offspring would come in a distant third but, while on the topic…
The child of Chelsea may well not even be the 2nd black presidential grandspawn given Horny Bill’s propensity to be as monogamous as a rabbit on Viagra in a hutch full of hot-to-trot bunnies regardless of his poor aim in relation to his presidential humidor, Monica Lewinski.
There could well be more Clinton offspring out there of child bearing age for all we know.
Now, I know there are some out there who believe, perhaps with some validity, that the Obama’s adopted but…
I submit the photos, seen below, as plausible scientific evidence of how the Obami (the zoological classification of the plural of Obama) could have shared their collective, Marxist DNA to bring about cubs.
It may just be that we have assumed their respective genders incorrectly all this time and that neither is actually gay…just…confused.
That said…
The mainstream media has outdone themselves as it now appears they are easing back, somewhat, over their tingly leg syndrome regarding the Marxist messiah and shifting their myopic focus to a Clinton grandchild in the making which begs the obvious…why exactly is THIS news and the technology that has produced industrial strength paper bags that simply HAD to be in place FOR this to occur…wasn’t?
Because, according to liberal-soaked media lapdogs…this forthcoming child is…royalty.
In fact, upon the announcement that Chelsea had indeed been knocked up…ABC spent 12 minutes and 47 seconds slobbering over it with one of their reporters, Bianna Golodryga ,uttering THIS nod to abysmal thinking, “Move over, Prince George, though. This morning, Americans have their own royal, or, rather, presidential baby, to look forward to.”
Not to be outdone…the Sunday show, This Week, blathered…“Chelsea Clinton’s surprise announcement. Has a Clinton dynasty begun?” NOT to be outdone by the show’s incredibly salivating host, Martha Raddatz who asked THE question that’s answer will either save or destroy the world…“Very important question, what do you think Hillary Clinton should be called as a grandma?”
Raddatz offered up, “Glamma” as the combination of glamorous and grandma.
HAS SHE SEEN HILLARY LATELY or…EVER for that matter???
That woman is about as glamorous as the southbound end of a northbound baboon and let’s face it (but cover your eyes if you do) the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
At this point, please allow me to offer my most sincere apologies to baboon’s everywhere regarding the appearance of their asses.
Now, before liberals and socialists get all hemorrhoidal over this let me jump to Chelsea’s defense.
It’s not her fault she fell face first from the highest branches of the ugly tree but, she’s still more attractive than the Obama in a dress who fell from the same altitude before being dragged, face first, through the entire ugly forest…leaving a 6 inch trench behind her. See that photo above for THAT explanation.
And it’s not like our political landscape, both in a separate white house bedroom as well as from the pundit side of things, hasn’t been littered with the ‘not-so-attractive’ before.
There now…See what I mean?
But to dive into the abyss and start referring to Chelsea 2.0 as ROYALTY is seriously warped as regardless of how much those liberal media puppies want to dry hump the legs of a monarchy, there IS no American royalty.
Oh, sure, we attach such monikers to celebrities like the King of Rock and Roll or the Prince of Pop. There’s Queen Lati
fa and the artist FORMERLY known as Prince but those handles are more for show than for blood line furtherance except that Prince’s real first name IS Prince but it’s not a title.
Anyway…
As we get closer and closer to the baby blasting forth from the Clinton lineage I’m sure we will be regaled by mainstream media “CHELSEA BABY WATCH” updates to be followed by…”BREAKING NEWS – BREAKING WATER!!!”
The media’s various art departments have about 6 months to prepare the graphics.
The due date by the way is set for sometime in either late October or very early November as reports claim she is now some 10 weeks along and you know what that means…The media will be covering it nonstop at right about the same time as liberals are set to lose their majority in the senate as a consequence of this year’s midterm elections!!!
Shellacking 2 will be upstaged by afterbirth 1.
We’ll probably never hear about that sad sack Harry Reid being relegated to the same dusty shelves as the economy and unemployment fixing bills he’s buried…We’ll miss out on reports of how employing the nuclear option is going to come back to bite his crusty keester and we’ll find 
out…eventually…that Obamacare is being repealed while the nation’s first half darker than a Caucasian dictator is facing arrest.
Instead…We’ll all see grandpa Bill beaming with pride and grandshrew Hillary posing with her political campaign prop as the paparazzi splashes about on pools of their own pee trying to be the first to photograph whatever it will be named.
Listen…if the mainstream media wants to bestow the mantle of royalty on the spawn of Chelsea…let them because, by the time Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz finish their 16 years leading this nation back to prosperity and exceptionalism…that prince or princess will have attained a full understanding of how it’s grandpa made Lewinsky a verb and why its grandmother is in prison for her part in Benghazi.
As for Chelsea…She’ll be staring in a campaign ad asking the burning question…”Who do you want taking that 3am feeding?”
Considering that Bill supposedly told Juanita Broaddrick after he allegedly raped her that he was infertile due to childhood mumps. That, and considering the uncanny resemblance of Chelsea to Webster Hubbell, it is not a leap of logic.
LMAO!!!
From what I’ve read elsewhere, there might be a need for a “DNA Alert” on Chelsea’s baby as to who the grandfather is. Word has it that Mrs. Clinton’s co-worker at her Alabama law firm, Webster Hubble, is the REAL biological dad. Compare photos of Webster and Chelsea and you’ll see a remarkable (!) resemblance. Evidently, when Bill Clinton had mumps as a teen-ager, it affected his ability to conceive a child. So, the two factors of 1.) Chelsea’s appearance and 2.) Bill’s unfortunate bout with mumps puts a big question mark over the true heredity of the baby.