Oh what a week this has been.

Liberal March madness is what I call it.

What is WRONG with these people anyway???

We’ve got news of a SCHOOL TEACHER in England who has DEMANDED a student REMOVE a HELP FOR HEROES WRIST BAND that he wears for the murdered Lee Rigby…In case it might OFFEND A MUSLIM!!!

We’re talking about people who are followers of a PEDOPHILE and there’s a teacher out there who is afraid they’ll be offended by a WRISTBAND?????

Ketchup Boy Kerry was in LONDON a few days ago announcing SANCTIONS against a few Russians nobody’s ever heard of and he went WAY out of his way to make it clear to Putin that we were NOT THREATENING him and that the sanctions were, “NOTHING PERSONAL!!!”

Does he really think there’s a SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN A TOASTER OVEN that PUTIN was gonna feel PERSONALLY THREATENED by the CANCELLATIONS OF 6 SOVIET DIPLOMATS LIBRARY CARDS???

And…

INSURANCE COMPANIES are now saying that your already UNAFFORDABLE “affordable” care act premiums will most likely DOUBLE next year because…NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP FOR THE CRAP…OF THOSE WHO ARE SIGNING UP…NOT ENOUGH ARE PAYING AND…ONLY 11% OF THOSE WHO DIDN’T HAVE INSURANCE BEFORE Obamacrap want anything to DO with Obamacrap!!!

Gee…We never saw THAT coming did we???

Anyway…It’s Friday and, time to let it out…

My Patriot friends…

I’m fuming.

Have you heard?

There’s a plane missing.

OF COURSE YOU’VE HEARD…THAT DAMN MISSING PLANE IS THE ENTIRE 24 HOUR NEWS CYCLE!!!

How, in this day and age, do you LOSE a FULL GROWN AIRPLANE????

The NSA records every key stroke from every computer…OTHER countries know EVERYTHING that’s going on in places where NOBODY EVEN LIVES and…THE FEDERAL DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE HAS EVERY COW PIE FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA CATALOGED!!!

For the love of Pete…There’s a FROZEN meadow muffin just outside FARGO that looks JUST LIKE JOHN BOEHNER and every morning…When the SUN hits it and the FROST melts off…

IT LOOKS LIKE THE DAMN THING IS CRYING!!!

But, in Malaysia…THEY COMPLETELY LOST A BOEING 777???

Luggage gets lost all the time but seriously…A WHOLE PLANE???

And how about the Kuala OOMPA LUMPUR government…LYING ABOUT where the last known sighting of it was for 5 DAYS???

It’s only a matter of time before the MALAYSIAN VERSION OF HILLARY CLINTON ASKS…”WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE???”

It’s been almost 2 weeks since that thing with all those people vanished which, in fact, is about 2 hours longer than it takes for NITWITS TO INVENT ALL SORTS OF WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!!

It’s on the MOON…It’s at AREA 51…THE ALIENS TOOK IT AWAY IN THE MOTHER SHIP!!!

Over on MSNBC…I’m SURE they’re blaming it on BUSH!!!!

Here’s the bottom line on the missing plane…

IT’S A BIG SHINY OBJECT THAT’S KEEPING ANYBODY FROM LOOKING AT THE OBAMA REGIME AND…IF THE MEDIA WAS AS CONCERNED ABOUT BENGHAZI…THE IRS…THE NSA…FAST AND FURIOUS AND EXTORTION 17 AS THEY ARE ABOUT THE WHERE’S WALDO OF THE SKIES…WE’D ALL BE ASKING WHY PRESIDENT BIDEN ISN’T STICKING HIS FOOT UP PUTIN’S ASS RATHER THAN INTO HIS OWN MOUTH!!!!!

Fuming.

Just a few days ago…OUR DICTATOR was talking to reporters about MAHMOUD ABBAS… The “PRESIDENT” of the Palestinian Authority and he ACTUALLY SAID…

“I have to commend President Abbas. He has been somebody who has consistently renounced violence, has consistently sought a diplomatic and peaceful solution that allows for two states, side by side, in peace and security – a state that allows for the dignity and sovereignty of the Palestinian people and a state that allows for Israelis to feel secure and at peace with their neighbors.”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

ABBAS SPENDS EVERY NIGHT…SPOONING WITH HAMAS WHO HAS IT WRITTEN INTO THEIR CHARTER TO KILL EVERY ISRAELI!!!!!

There isn’t a SINGLE MUSLIM in THAT PART OF THE WORLD who has EVER sought a “DIPLOMATIC AND PEACEFUL SOLUTION” to anything as simple as WHICH GOAT TO TAKE TO THE PALESTINIAN PROM much LESS on how to let ISRAEL EXIST!!!!!

Of course, one must consider the source of this latest bit of blather.

Obama…The same guy who says there wasn’t a “SMIDGEON OF CORRUPTION” in the IRS…The same pathological LIAR who said we could KEEP OUR INSURANCE AND OUR DOCTORS if we LIKED THEM…

HELL…I EVEN HEARD HIM START A SPEECH WITH THE WORDS…”MY FELLOW AMERICANS!!!!”

He claims to have had NO KNOWLEDGE of FAST and FURIOUS…SAID A VIDEO CAUSED THE BENGHAZI ATTACKS…claims he was  CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR and even once said he thought…DEBBIE WHAT’S-HER-NAME SCHULTZ WAS…CUT AS A BUTTON!!!

Have you SEEN DEBBIE WHAT’S-HER-NAME SCHULTZ?????

Well, I guess…Compared to MOOOOOchelle but…GEEZ!!!!!

Where does Obama think all those PROJECTILES that get fired into ISRAEL are COMING FROM???

THE ROCKET FAIRY????

Mahmoud Abbas is to diplomacy and peace what FRED PHELPS AND THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH is to the WOUNDED WARRIOR FOUNDATION!!!

Look…Just because Obama’s always behind Abbas in the PRAYER RUG LINE doesn’t mean he has to KISS THE GUY’S TERRORIST ASS all the time.

Ya ever get the feeling that Obama says this crap just because he thinks its gonna piss of Bibi???

Well…I got news for him…

BIBI DOESN’T GET PISSED…BIBI GETS EVEN!!!!!

When it comes to foreign policy…Obama is about as sharp as a MALAYSIAN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER!!!

Hello???

Airplane???

Come out, come out, wherever you are…

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Speaking of fuming…Have ya heard the latest regarding GLOBAL WARMING emanating from this regime?

According to the Dictator’s trained monkey, John Podesta, “We are in the throes of finalizing a methane strategy across the government. I think you can expect an announcement in the not-to-distant future.”

Then there was the monkey’s organ grinder, Namrata Kolachalam, from the Dictator’s Energy Department who described Wednesday’s big meeting THIS way…

“Today’s meeting was the first in a series of roundtable discussions, designed to bring together representatives from industry, environmental groups, labor, academia, other NGO’s and states and localities to share best practices, technical solutions, and policies that help reduce methane emissions from natural gas systems.”

This ABSURD regime held a GIANT SPECIAL MEETING with HEADS OF INDUSTRY…ENVIRON-MENTAL PATIENTS….UNION THUGS… SPECIALISTS FROM ASYLUMS OF HIGHER INDOCTRINATION…NG OH-GOODIES…VARIOUS STATES AND LOCALITIES to put together some sort of a plan to…reduce…

FARTING??????

WHERE DO THESE DIPSTICKS THINK MOST OF THE WORLD’S METHANE COMES FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE???

Ask any bug nerd and they’ll tell ya…SKEETERS EMIT MORE METHANE THAN ALL THE FREANIN’ FRACKIN’ PUT TOGETHER!!!

That buzzing noise they make AIN’T COMING FROM THOSE TINY LITTLE WINGS ya know.

Add to that, your cows, dogs…NY city cab drivers and my own late, AUNT BERTHA!!!

Aunt Bertha would fall asleep on the couch after dinner and start snoring. EVERY SNORE was followed by an EQUAL AND OPPOSITE…FARTING REACTION!!!

That, by the way, is THE reason you read about OLD PEOPLE and…SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION!!!

Old people wear flannel jammies and sleep on flannel sheets.

They build up static electricity and then…THEY HAVE A MASSIVE METHANE EMISSION…

KABOOM!!!!!

It’s a wonder aunt Bertha didn’t take down her entire neighborhood.

MRS. O’LEARY’S COW DIDN’T KICK OVER A LANTERN…SHE ASS BLASTED AND THERE WENT ¾ OF CHICAGO and TITAN…One of the moons of SATURN has LAKES of LIQUID methane.

LIQUID METHANE…OH MY GOD!!!

Near the end…AUNT BERTHA HAD THOSE TOO!!!!!

But these bunch of blithering idiots think they can come up with a plan to CURB METHANE EMISSIONS???

YOU CAN’T LEGISLATE AWAY THE AFTER EFFECTS OF A BEAN BURRITO!!!!!

Now then, as far as “CLIMATE CHANGE” goes…Can ANYBODY please tell me WHEN…In the 4.5 BILLION YEAR HISTORY of this planet when…

THE CLIMATE HASN’T BEEN CHANGING?????

Really???

NEVER????

Well then…TAKE YOUR GLOBAL WARMING AND…BLOW IT OUT YOUR KEESTER!!!!!

NOW WHERE THE HELL IS THAT DAMN AIRPLANE?????

Friends and Patriots…Today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!