Okay…So I missed writing the Fume last week. I knew you could Fume on for ONE Friday without me.
THIS week, however, is a different egg altogether and as eggs go…LIBERALS AND SOCIALISTS ARE…
ROTTEN TO THE YOLK!!!!!
No quick hitters this week…We’re diving right in so…HANG ON…
Today IS Friday and…
I’m fuming.
THIS guy just HAS to be an Obama voter and once you read through this, you’ll most likely agree, HE’S ONE SICK PUPPY!!!
Lucky but…SICK!!!
Here’s what happened.
Police in Tampa Florida were called out to the home of one, 57 year old Bernard Marsonek last Tuesday where they were, according TO the police, “GREETED” by a small crowd of this moron’s neighbors.
The cops found Marsonek inside his home and, upon running him through their “BAD BOY’S” DATABASE…They discovered the…um…’excited’ miscreant to be a FELON.
After a little looking about…Tampa police found, in his home…A GUN!!!
Now one would think the 2…Being a FELON in possession of a GUN…would have been enough to slap the cuffs on ol’ Bernie but…
That was NOT what he was arrested for.
Oh no…
Bernie, it seems, according to the onlookers who watched and yelled at Marsonek before EVENTUALLY calling the cops had been engaged in a SEX ACT…
WITH A DOG!!!!!A FREAKIN’ PIT BULL!!!!!
1 of 8 pit bulls in Marsonek’s home.
THAT’S why he got arrested.
Now then, before all you defenders of pits light into me here…I KNOW that not ALL pit bulls are possessed, natural-born killers but…You MUST admit that ONLY somebody with enough LOOSE SCREWS to VOTE FOR OBAMA would…COME UP BEHIND A PIT BULL…WITH HIS TROUSERS AT HALF MAST AND HIS…RAW-HIDE CHEWY TOY HANGIN’ OUT for a bit of…PUPPY LOVE!!!!!
Especially considering that FIDO IS FULLY CAPIBLE OF AND, FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO…
KISS IT’S OWN BUTT WITH SOMETHING CLOSELY RESEMBLING A DROOLING BEAR TRAP!!!!!
SERIOUSLY!!!!!
I MEAN…I LOVE my DOG BUT…
I don’t LUUUUUUUUUUUV my dog.
I know what you’re thinking.
THOSE are either the eyes of a DEEPLY disturbed sick-o or…
THEY’RE THE EYES OF A GUY WHO CAME DOWN OFF HIS DRUG-INDUCED STUPER TO FIND HE WAS BEING…
LEWINSKIED BY CUJO!!!!!!!
As sick as this guy, Marsonek is…WHAT ABOUT THE CROWD THAT…”GREETED” THE COPS???
THEY GATHERED AND WATCHED THE EVENT…BEFORE…THEY CALLED THE LAW!!!
Now I grant you that…Observing some LUNATIC…WHO COULD HAVE HAD HIS…BONE…BURRIED AT ANY MOMENT…Isn’t something you see every day but…Wouldn’t you have called the cops ASAP rather than GAZING IN AMAZEMENT???
Those neighbors may not have lost ALL their marbles but…THERE IS MOST DEFINITELY A HOLE IN THEIR COLLECTIVE BAG!!!!
Fuming.
Meanwhile…Over at RUTGERS…An institution of HIGHER INDOCTRINATION…
A gaggle of liberal/socialist PROFESSORS is trying to UNINVITE CONDI RICE AS THEIR COMMENCEMENT CEREMONY SPEAKER!!!
And WHY exactly are they trying to kick Condi out of the graduation ceremony???
Because…
After growing up in the south where DEMOCRATS PROMOTED SEGREGATION…Rice gained her Bachelor’s degree in Political Science from the University of Denver in 1974…Her MASTERS from NOTRE DAME in 1975 and…Her PHD from the University of Denver’s GRADUATE SCHOOL OF INTERNATIONAL STUDIES IN 1981!!!
Condi rice then went on to become a POLITICAL SCIENCE PROFESSOR AT STANFORD…THE FIRST WOMAN AND FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN TO HOLD THE POSITION OF PROVOST AT STANFORD…WHILE SHE WAS ALSO SERVING AS STANFORD’S BUDGET AND ACADEMIC OFFICER!!!
In the 80’s…Condi Rice was attached to THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF AS AN INTERNATIONAL AFFIARS FELLOW AND LATER, A SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO PRESIDENT BUSH 41 DURING THE DISSOLVING OF THE SOVIET UNION!!!
IN 2001…RICE BECAME THE FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAM WOMAN TO HOLD THE POST OF…SECRETARY OF STATE AFTER A STINT AS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR!!!
Along with being a concert pianist…Condi Rice broke down barriers becoming the FIRST WOMAN ADMITED AS A MEMBER OF THE AUGUSTA NATIONAL GOLF CLUB!!!
But…According to these LIBERAL KNOT-HEADED PROFESSORS…
Condi Rice is NOT a PROPER ROLE MODEL for their RUTGERS GRADUATES!!!!!
Now, I’ll be the first to admit that Condi Rice, who has accomplished more than, arguably, ANY OTHER WOMAN AND MOST MEN UN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES based on INTELLIGENCE…SELF-RELIANCE…AN UNWAVERING ABILITY TO IGNORE RACE RESTRICTIONS AND GLASS CEILINGS and has served her nation WITH GREAT DISTINCTION WHENEVER ASKED…
She is no Sandra Fluke who, with ALL DUE RESPECT…Is SCREWING HER WAY TO ENTITLEMENT IMMORTALITY but…
Call me a nut…
I think a few words from Condi Rice might be JUST WHAT THOSE IVY LEAGUE IDIOTS NEED TO HEAR!!!!
I’M FUMING.
And finally…
It seems that OUR Dictator has RUSSIA’S Dictator…
RIGHT WHERE PUTIN WANTS HIM!!!!!
What we have here is the RUSSIAN BEAR…A former KGB AGENT and HELL BENT FOR THE ADVENT OF A NEW SOVIET UNION DAWN, VLAD “THE INVADER” PUTIN squaring off against…
A MOM JEANS WEARING, WUSSIE BASEBALL THROWING, GIRLY BIKE RIDING COMMUNITY PICNIC PROTEST ORGANIZING IDIOT.
Oh how the current regimes minions heckled, ridiculed and ran Sarah Palin into the ground back in 2008 for saying that Putin would invade the Ukrain.
My oh my, how they blasted Mitt Romney in 2012 from claiming that RUSSIA was our NUMBER ONE GEO-POLITICAL ENEMY!!!
Why…Our Dictator himself told Romney that, “THE 1980’s ARE CALLING AND THEY WANT THEIR FOREIGN POLICY BACK!!!!!”
Of course, for his part…The community organizer…I mean…VILLAGE IDIOT told us that “AL QAEDA IS ON THE RUN!!!”
Here’s all you really need to know about Obamaniski’s foreign policy genius…
He just told Israel’s Prime Minister that “TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR YOU TO SIGN ONTO THE ROADMAP TO PEACE” AND, In regard to IRAN…BUILDING NUKES IN THEIR BASEMENT…
“THERE’S TIME AND SPACE FOR DIPLOMACY TO WORK!!!”
Putin has effectively TAKEN OVER CRIMEA THIS WEEK and has his eyes on TAKING ALL OF UKRAIN NEXT and what did OUR dictator do yesterday???
HE PUT A FEW RESTRICTIONS ON A FEW RUSSIANS TRAVEL VISAS BY EXECUTIVE ORDER!!!
Here’s a little BREAKING NEWS for “HE OF THE SAGGY APPROVAL RATINGS…”
POOTY POOT AIN’T SHAKIN’ IN HIS BOOTY BOOTS!!!!!
Last week we heard that OBAMA THE MORONIC had a 90 MINUTE PHONE CALL WITH PUTIN!!!
90 minutes???
REALLY???
The call consisted of MR. MOOCHELLE telling Putin to “BACK OFF OR ELSE” followed by…
89 MINUTES AND 57 SECONDS OF UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER…FOLLOWED BY A DIAL TONE…COMING FROM THE KREMLIN!!!!!
How much ya wanna bet he asked…”PRETTY PLEASE????”
Of course… CONDI RICE can’t hold a CANDLE to BENGHAZI CLINTON as the Secretary of State as it WAS Hillary WHO PRESSED THE RUSSIAN RESET BUTTON as one of HER greatest “accomplishments.”
I’ve got a little advice for the regime.
IF YOU REALLY WANNA BRING PUTIN TO HIS KNEES…
TELL HIM YOU BUILD HIM A WEBSITE!!!!!!!
Under a THREAT like THAT…Ol’ POOTSY WILL START ISSUING INVASION DELAYS FASTER THAN HILLARY CAN ASK…”WHAT DIFFERENCE…AT THIS POINT…DOES IT MAKE???”
And then he said it.
“The proposed referendum on the future of Crimea would violate the constitution and violate international law,” So sayeth the dictator, Obama. “We are well beyond the days when borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders.”
Ummmmm…EXCUSE ME…
NOW he’s concerned about a CONSTITUTION???
Hey…YOU BOIL ON THE ASS OF FREEDOM AND LIBERTY…YOU SWORE AN OATH TO…OUR…CONSTITUTION…NOT THE COMMIE MANIFESTO!!!!!
And…If BIBI heard that LAST part…About BEING “WELL BEYOND THE DAYS WHEN BORDERS CAN BE REDRAWN…OVER THE HEADS OF DEMOCRATIC LEADERS…”
I’M PRETTY SURE HE’S ABOUT TO TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR…PRE-Q967 BORDERS AND YOUR “ROADMAP TO PEACE!!!!!”
My friends and fellow Patriots…
Today is Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!
Rutgers is not an Ivy League school.
I like your Fume columns.
And thanks for bringing to the fore Condi Rice’s bio.
Well said, Craig, except that I could have gone a long time without learning about the guy and his pit bulls. The photo of Kerry is too recent … should be one of his “protest” days in his troubled youth.
It’s a laugh Obama is still playing marbles and Pooty is playing chess.
Obama for now did not get his Debo Adegbile DOJ assistant
Reid slams Koch Brothers but silent on Tom Styer (Climate Control investor, Soros and Thug Unions.
Reid calling out Americans that they are liars none of the OCARE is untrue
Obama pointing out Pooty cannot break the law yet he has defied the US Constitution how many times?
Obama is missing during the Russia issues, goes out and campaign on minimum wage firing up Air Force One. Runs and sends goofy Kerry out that is like sending out Killary Clinton.
Kerry is Killary in Pants.
What a week of STUPID
Trying to make a lot of little Liberals. I am sure they can vote somehow.