It’s been yet another week of unbridled, lobotomized, liberal lunacy and they don’t show any signs of slowing down.

Before we jump into the shallow end of this week’s gene pool, let’s have a look at a few quick hitters.

Get a load of THIS…

The FCC now wants to have GOVERNMENT GOONS in NEWSROOMS from sea to shining sea.

Do you suppose MSNBC will even notice or, are they sprucing up a corner office with a wet bar?

How about THIS one?

The Department of Energy has been monitoring a New Mexico repository for nuclear waste for signs of…Radioactivity.

Ummmmm…

What’s next?

Monitoring gym lockers for signs of smelly socks???

And…Kayla Michelle Finley of South Carolina had to spend a night in JAIL a few evenings ago because she was ARRESTED for FAILING TO RETURN A MOVIE SHE HAD RENTED…9 YEARS AGO!!!

The movie was “Monster-in-Law” starring Jennifer Lopez and JANE FONDA!!!

ARRESTED???

JAILED???

She SHOULD have been given a MEDAL for keeping anyone ELSE from renting that piece of crap for nearly a DECADE!!!

Okay…

Get strapped in and ready for a wild ride.

Good friends and my fellow Patriots…Today is Friday and as always…

I’m fuming.

Here’s what happens when liberals get a hold of our schools and dumb down the populous.

Groupon…The website that offers deals on everything but, it seems, an education, just celebrated PRESIDENT’S Day by offering $10 off with a  customer’s purchase a $40 coupon for a local business.

Sounds good until you realize which “PRESIDENT” they based the promotion around.

ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!

Groupon called “PRESIDENT” HAMILTON, “Undeniably one of our greatest presidents and most widely recognized for establishing the country’s financial system.”

These morons went ON to state that, “President Hamilton is best known for the fiscal sensibilities that led him to author economic policies, establish a national bank and control taxes.”

HELLO???

ALEX HAMILTON or, as he was called back in the day…”A-HAM” was NEVER a UNITED STATES PRESIDENT!!!!

When the error of their ways was brought to Groupon’s attention…The OBVIOUSLY government “educated” spokesperson for the GROUPON OF IDIOTS, Erin Yeager stated…

Wait for it…

“We’ll just have to agree to disagree.”

“WE’LL JUST HAVE TO AGREE…TO DISAGREE???

We have had exactly 44 presidents and Hammy wasn’t one of them!!! He was the 1^st SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY and…ALEXANDER HAMILTON WAS SHOT AND KILLED IN A DUEL WITH VICE PRESIDENT AARON BURR…Apparently the Dick Cheney of 1804.

BUT HE WAS NEVER ONE OF OUR PRESIDENTS regardless of what this KNOT-HEADED YEAGER wants to think.

It’s hard to imagine just making up the notion that someone who never held the office was one of the ALL-TIME GREATS AT IT until you realize that this Erin Yeager probably ALSO thinks OBAMA CAN WALK ON WATER!!!

Fuming.

Oh good grief…

The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment, a group of stuck-in-the-8^th-century clerics and, undoubtedly, cabinet members in the Obama administration, have issued a FATWA against…

ANYBODY LIVING ON MARS!!!!!

I swear I’m not making this up.

These date-deprived-until-the-invention-of-lonely-goat-herders.com Sharia SH** FOR BRAINS ISLAMISTS have actually issued a FATWA on anybody who may, at any point, be it in the present or future…LIVE ON MARS because…

 According to the committee…Any attempt to dwell on the planet would be so hazardous as to be suicidal and killing oneself is not permitted by Islam.

Uh huh.

“Such a one-way journey poses a real risk to life, and that can never be justified in Islam. There is a possibility that an individual who travels to planet Mars may not be able to remain alive there, and is more vulnerable to death.”

Excuse me you mob of 2 humped camel humpers but…

THE AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF YOUR GARDEN VARIETY MUSLIM THESE DAYS IS…

THE LENGTH OF THE FUSE!!!!!

Of course, as long as Obama is the Dictator, there’s no chance ON EARTH of SENDING ANYBODY TO MARS. Hell…BECAUSE OF OBAMA…WE CAN’T EVEN GET OUR OWN INFIDELS INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT!!!

And…Since when…EXACTLY…Have the ISLAMISTS been concerned or AGAINST…

KILLING THEMSELVES???

Maybe the reason neither the Muslims of BUTTKRACKISTAN, The leader of  The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment  whose name I believe is…

Wait for it…

I’MAN ASSAHOLAH or…

THE ONE IN THE OVAL OFFICE want to explore where no man has gone before is because…

IN SPACE…NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM…ALALALALALALALALALALALALA – ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Speaking of the Dictator’s ideology…

Over in what USED to be GREAT Britain…

49 year old café owner, Beverley Akciecek…Who bought MORE THAN ENOUGH VOWELS but failed to SPACE THEM OUT BETWEEN THE PROPER CONSONANTS…Has been told by local law enforcement to KNOCK IT OFF.

It seems that she and her husband have been venting the delightful aromas from their café kitchen to the OUTSIDE WORLD AND…

One of those delicious smells is…

BACON!!!!!

Yep…It’s OFFENDING THE MUSLIMS!!!!!

The complaint in question was lodged by a neighbor, a Mr. Webb-Lee, who now says that, “The vent is 12 inches from my front door. Every morning the smell of bacon comes through and makes me physically sick.”

”I have a lot of Muslim friends. They refuse to visit me anymore because they can’t stand the smell of bacon.”

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

AKCIECEK’S HUSBAND…CETIN…WHO IS, HIMSELF, A TURKISH MUSLIM…DOES THE COOKING AND YES…THAT INCLUDES THE ALLAH-BE-DAMNED BACON AND NEITHER HE…NOR HIS FRIENDS…ALSO OF THE ISLAMIC IDEOLOGY…ARE OFFENDED BY IT!!!

But listen…If that’s all it takes to keep Muslims away…

I say…PIPE THAT SUMPTUOUS, ODIFEROUS, WAFTING BIT OF BLISS THROUGH EVERY AIRPORT IN AMERICA!!!

BLOW IT IN THE DIRECTION OF EVERY MOSQUE IN DEERBORN!!!

AND THE NEXT TIME WE SEND A ROVER TO MARS…

OUTFIT THE DAMN THING WITH A HOTPLATE…A FRYING PAN AND ENOUGH BACON TO DRAW THE LITTLE GREEN MEN OUT FROM BEHIND THE ROCKS!!!

I mean really…

Those terrorists would rather SMELL SOMETHING THAT’S BEEN WRAPPED UP IN A BURQA BAG FOR 12 HOURS IN THE BLAZING SUN AMIDST THE HUMIDITY OF LONDON THAN CATCH A WHIFF OF…BACON???

Wanna know how to send a terrorist running for the deep weeds???

CHALLENGE EM TO A GAME OF 6 DEGREES OF…KEVIN BACON!!!!!

It says a lot, doesn’t it? About an ideology that advocates CUTTING THE ORGANS OUT OF THEIR SLAIN ENEMIES AND EATING THEM ON THE SPOT but GOES THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE (not literally of course, as that would be cause for a FATWA) over ordering a TAKE-OUT BLT FROM A CORNER CAFE???

WE’RE TALKIN’ BOUT THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WILL CUT THE HEADS OFF OF ANYONE WITH WHOM THEY DISAGREE EVERY TIME ALLAH FARTS BUT…THEY CAN’T STAND THE SMELL OF BACON???

I fully expect, at any moment, to see JOHN KERRY…THE DIPLOMATIC DIPSTICK…RUNNING TO THE NEAREST OPEN MICROPHONE AND EXCLAIMING THAT…BACON…IS NOW A FEARSOME “WMD…”

A…WEAPON OF MUSLIM DYSFUNCTION!!!!

Were I Israel, at this point, I’d forget the BUNKER BUSTERS in the effort to stop Iran from building a nuke and…

BREAK OUT THE BACON BUSTERS AND CARPET BOMB THOSE BASTARDS BACK TO THE STONE AGE FROM WHICH THEIR IDEOLOGY IS DERIVED!!!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Today IS Friday and…

BOTH ME AND MRS. AKCIECEK’S BACON SANDWICHES ARE…FUMING!!!