Yet another week of obtuse liberal/socialist insanity is in the books and history will not treat it kindly.
I, on the other hand, will treat it with every last ounce of due respect it deserves.
The morons.
We’ll dispense with the quick hits this week and just…DIVE RIGHT IN to the SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL…THE LIBERAL END!!!
Today is Friday and…
I’m fuming.
Well…Did ya hear about Wendy Davis…Texas’ own Abortion Barbie?
It seems a while back she was telling her life story during a Texas fillybuster.
FILLYBUSTER…
Its TEXAS…What do want for nothing?
Anyway…
As it turns out…If she wrote down THAT version of the Wendy Davis story…YOU WOULD FIND IT IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!
Having been caught fabricating her past…The overjoyed-at-the-notion-of-on-demand-abortion Davis, tried to calm the waters that are pulling her political career down the toilet by EXPLAINING that she might have…STRETCHED the truth a little.
That’s like saying CHRIS CHRISTIE STRETCHED THE WAISTBAND OF…
A BANANA HAMMOCK…
A LITTLE!!!
Made ya quit thing ‘bout the fillybuster didn’t I?
According to the SWORN TESTIMONY of the socialist moonbat, “I got divorced by the time I was 19 years old.”
Ummm…She was 21 when she was divorced.
It also turns out that Davis didn’t really pull herself up by her own gynecological stirrup straps either.
The TRUTH is that her 2nd HUSBAND…Jeff Davis…PAID FOR HER COLLEGE EDUCATION AND…ON THE DAY AFTER HE PAID OFF HER COLLEGE LOANS…SHE DIVORCED HIM TOO!!!
Little gold digger tapped out the mine and give him the shaft, huh?
And…According to ex ATM machine…DAVIS WAS SLEEPING AROUND WHILE THEY WERE MARRIED AND…HE…GOT CUSTODY OF THEIR DAUGHTER at which time the court…ISSUED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST DAVIS STATING THAT DAVIS: “be immediately restrained from . . . using illegal drugs or consuming alcohol within 24 hours before or during the period of possession of or access to the child.”
When confronted with the TRUTH…Davis replied: “My language should be tighter.”
What she MEANT to say was that she was BORN IN HAWAII…has the BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove it and…IS PART CHEROKEE INDIAN TO BOOT!!!!!
To sum things up…As only SHE could…Davis stated: “I am proud of where I came from and I am proud of what I’ve been able to achieve through hard work and perseverance. And I guarantee you that anyone who tries to say otherwise HASN’T WALKED A DAY IN MY SHOES.”
Her OPPONENT in the race to be the next GOVERNOR OF TEXAS…GREG ABBOTT…IS A PARAPLEGIC!!!
Fuming.
Then, there is the retired couple…The Ganssles…who live in a community just north of Philadelphia who have been feeding the birds in their backyard for more than 20 years.
Socialists in the area are laying eggs over it.
THEY say that the Ganssles are VIOLATING A CITY ORDINANCE MEANT TO KEEP SQUIRRELS FROM INHABITING THE AREA!!!
If ya ask me…The squirrels ain’t the real RODENTS in this mess.
The ordinance in question requires, in part, a squirrel-proof top and…A catch basin affixed at the bottom of all bird feeders.
According to the ORDINANCE…THE CITY IS THREATENING TO FINE THE GANSSLES to the tune of…$1000 BUCKS…PER DAY!!!!!
TUNE???
$1000 BUCKS A DAY ISN’T A TUNE…THAT’S GANSTA RAP!!!!
I have some advice for this nice couple.
As long as the city is gonna wave their ORDINANCE in your faces…
Get yourselves some…2ND AMENDMENT…ORDNANCE and…Every time a squirrel…FUR BEARING…ELECTED OR JUST STICKING THEIR LIBERAL/SOCIALIST NOSES WHERE THEY DON’T BELONG…Sets one…single… foot…in your back yard…
OPEN UP ON EM LIKE PATTON DID WITH THE KRAUTS!!!!!
Then…Put an 80 MPH SPEED LIMIT SIGN ON YOUR STREET SO THAT ANY OF EM WHO MANAGE TO JUMP OVER YOUR FENCE…WON’T STAND A CHANCE OF MAKING 3 STEPS OFF THE CURB!!!!!
And the next time these socialists want to hold an anti-bird feeder rally…HAVE EM DO IT IN THE CITY PARK…I’D LOVE TO SEE THE HERD OF SQUIRRELS THAT BUNCH OF NUTS WOULD ATTRACT!!!!
I’m fuming.
Oh look what’s going on in Colorado now…
They’re trying to push a proposal…A PROPOSAL…that would make it MANDATORY for anyone wanting to get married…TO TAKE PRE-WEDDING MARRIAGE EDUCATION CLASSES!!!
And guess who is pushing this in COLORADO???
SOME GAGGLE OF SOCIALIST SNOT WADS FROM…CALIFORNIA!!!!
According to reports…”The Colorado Marriage Education Act” OF ABJECT STUPIDITY… “would require potential spouses to complete 10 hours of pre-wedding marriage education. Twenty hours would be required for second marriages and 30 hours for third marriages.”
THIS COMES FROM CALIFORNIA???
WHERE THE AVERAGE HOLLYWOOD MARRIAGE LASTS ALL OF 15 MINUTES???
The GOVERNMENT…would be in charge of your Colorado pre-marriage classes and, if the GOVERNMENT isn’t the EXPERT on LONG TERM PROMISES…WHO IN THE HELL IS?????
NORTH OF PHILADELPHIA…THE GOVERNMENT IS CHASING SQUIRRELS OUT OF PEOPLE’S BACK YARDS AND NOW…IN COLORADO…THEY’RE GONNA DOLE OUT PRE-MARRIAGE COUNSELING???
David Schel and Sharon Tekolian of California based Kids Against Divorce told the newspaper the intended purpose of the act is to “better prepare individuals going into marriage to fulfill their new roles as spouse and potentially as parent, to furthermore protect children given that marriage is the foundation of a family unit.”
Well THERE’S a SHOCK…SOCIALISTS TRYING TO INSERT THEMSELVES…VIA THE GOVERNMENT…INTO PEOPLE’S MARRIAGES…”FOR THE CHILDREN!!!”
How do I know these LOONS are SOCIALISTS???
Because…CONSERVATIVES don’t have the burning need to stick the word…”UNIT” behing the word…”FAMILY” at every opportunity. THAT’S HOW!!!
Does anybody else see the hypocrisy in the party that’s PRO ABORTION…CONSTANTLY TRYING TO INSERT MORE GOVERNMENT INTO OUR PERSONAL LIVES…”FOR THE CHILDREN???”
The only reason these California socialists are pushing this in COLORADO is because they KNOW that about half the votes in the Rocky Mountain state are gonna be STONED TO BEJEEBERS COME VOTING DAY AND, THEY’RE LIKELY TO PASS ANYTHING THAT COMES ALONG!!!
I’ve got some breaking news for these yahoos…
GOVERNMENT…A MOB OF MONKEYS ON A FOOTBALL…HALF OF WHICH CAN’T KEEP THEIR PECKERS IN THEIR PANTS OR THEIR HANDS OUT OF OUR POCKETS…AIN’T GONNA BE ABLE TO LEGISLATE STRONGER MARRIAGES!!!
Guys…If you live in Colorado…Give your GIRLFRIEND a RING and GIVE GOVERNMENT…THE FINGER!!!
I’m Fuming!
And finally…
It’s been a GREAT week for Obama and his idiotic ideas.
First…to Geneva where PEACE TALKS got under way to get everybody in SYRIA to put down their guns and roast marshmallows.
The talks opened with ROUND AFTER ROUND OF VERBAL POT SHOTS LOBBED BY THE PARTICIPANTS!!!
That’s always a good sign.
According to reports…the talks are HEADED FOR TROUBLE BECAUSE, AFTER NEARLY A FULL DAY…
THERE WAS NO HINT AT PROGRESS…NO MOVEMENT TOWARD A LOCAL CEASE-FIRE AND NO PLANS FOR HUMANITARIAN AID but…all was not lost.
In the final minutes of the first day of talks…AN UNANIMOUS AGREEMENT WAS REACHED with ALL PARTIES at the table voting in the affirmative that…
JOHN KERRY IS AN ABSOLUTE…IDIOT!!!
For his part…
Kerry said he was AGAINST being an IDIOT before he was FOR IT!!!
Then…There’s Obamacare and its trip down the toilet bowl.
Now…INSURANCE CARRIERS are stepping out to say that the entire Obamacare system is SO MESSED UP THAT…THEY ARE HEADED FOR BANKRUPTCY IF THE WHOLE THING ISN’T FIXED BY MID MARCH!!!
Gee…Didn’t see THAT coming…Did we???
MOODY’S has DOWNGRADED ITS OUTLOOK for the entire HEALTH INSURANCE INDUSTRY IN OUR COUNTRY from…Stable to…NEGATIVE and THEY say that if the OBAMACARE WEBSITE BACK END…you know…THE AS YET UNBUILT PAYMENT SYS
TEM…Isn’t “FIXED” by mid March…
“THE ENTIRE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM WILL BE IN JEOPARDY!!!!”
Acording to Moody’s…“We would need some positive enrollment numbers, the back-end problems with the exchange fixed and the regulatory environment, and where changes are being made ad-hoc stabilized.”
In other words…
BUILD A DAMN WEBSITE THAT WORKS…ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE 80 THOUSAND REGULATIONS AND COUNTING AND…
GET THE DICTATOR TO QUIT CHANGING THE “LAW OF THE LAND” EVERY TIME MOOCHELLE LOGS ON TO TRAVELOCITY!!!!!
Meanwhile…In Iran…
Despite Obama’s and the unanimously crowned IDIOT…KETCHUP BOY KERRY’S INSISTENCE, THAT IRAN IS NOT A THREAT…
IRAN NOW SAYS THE “DEAL” DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT…UNPLUGGING…DISMANTLING OR OTHERWISE STOPPING…THEIR URANIUM ENRICHMENT!!!
According to the Iranian Foreign Minister, “The White House tries to portray it as basically a dismantling of Iran’s nuclear program. That is the word they use time and again. If you find a single, a single word, that even closely resembles dismantling or could be defined as dismantling in the entire text, then I would take back my comment.”
Now…I ask you…Who are YOU gonna believe…
THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT WHO SAYS THEY WANT TO WIPE ISRAEL OFF THE MAP AND MEANS IT or…
A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER WHO SAID WE COULD KEEP OUR INSURANCE AND OUR DOCTORS IF WE LIKED EM???
On the up side…
Iran IS launching a TOURISM PUSH and you know what THAT means…
AS SOON AS RODMAN IS OUT OF REHAB…HE’S GONNA MAKE SOME NEW BEST FRIENDS!!!
Look…
THE FACT THAT IRAN’S REGIME IS BUILDING…A NUCLEAR WEAPON AND…OUR REGIME CAN’T EVEN BUILD…A WEBSITE…SHOULD TELL YA JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!
Its Friday friends and Patriots and…
I AM FUMING!!!
