HOLY COW…

Can you even BELIEVE the week we’ve just been through?

It’s been like walking through a FREAK SHOW…

Just one damned thing after another but…The same could well be said of the waiting line to get into a Birkenstocks sale.

Here’s a couple of quick shots for ya…

In his book, “Duty,” Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said, of that sniveling weasel Harry Reid…

 “He also once contacted me to urge that Defense invest in research on irritable bowel syndrome.”

Far be it for me to advise the Secretary of Defense but…Were I Robert Gates…I would have sent Reid a wall mirror and a bill from the Pentagon for $6500 bucks!!!

Next…According to Mike Huckabee…“One term that I’d like to see outlawed from the vernacular of the party is ‘RINO. It stands for Republicans in Name Only, and it’s a pejorative term that questions the authenticity and orthodoxy of someone’s party purity. I’ve been called that myself, even though I fought in the trenches of Republican politics for over two decades. Even so, I would never pretend that I’m Lord over determining who the real Republicans are.”

Ya got that??? From here on out…We don’t call em RINO’s. We call em HUCKABEES!!!!!

And…Some rocket scientist …

SHOT HER BROTHER IN THE HEAD during an argument in Chicago’s notoriously liberal, south side.

The 2 were drinking Seagrams and King Cobra Beer and, arguing about whether or not her gun, a .22 Rosco, would fire.

HE said it WOULD…SHE said it WOULDN’T because, the bullets were old. HE was right and has been pronounced, brain dead.

I’m reasonably sure a jury will give her the same prognosis.

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Today if Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Look at THIS from the Republik of Kalifornia…

There’s a little league coach from Lakeside, Alan Beck, who has filed a LAWSUIT against one of his PLAYERS.

The now 14 year old was but 13 at the time when he, apparently, scored the winning run in a game and, according to this loser coach…The kid THREW his HELMET INTO THE AIR and…STRUCK BECK IN THE…ACHILLES TENDON thus causing it to rupture.

Excuse me but…HOW IN THE HELL…???

Unless I miss my guess…The ACHILLES is VERY…VERY near the GROUND so…How could a helmet tossed into the AIR…

Either that kid was a LILLIPUTIAN or…SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED that ol’ COACHY doesn’t want to admit!!!

Let’s see…According to the litigious lout…“I could not register right at that second, so I turned around and looked and there was a helmet laying on the ground and this young man that hit me was looking at me, stunned.”

He…TURNED AROUND???

So…The helmet in question was…BEHIND HIM???

He’s claiming he, THE COACH…had his BACK turned to the WINNING RUN or…That the airborne helmet was tossed from IN FRONT of him and HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEEL????

The  suit is looking for $500,000 for pain and suffering and more than $100,000 for lost wages and medical bills according to Beck’s attorney…One Gene Goldsman.

600 GRAND…FROM A 14 YEAR OLD KID…AND NOBODY…INCLUDING THE COACH SAW THIS KID TOSS THE HELMET???

And the guy’s actual medical bulls were less than $10 THOUSAND???

Gee whiz…Why not just make it an even MILLION because he is no longer ABLE TO JUMP OUT OF HIS NEIGHBOR’S BEDROOM WINDOW WHEN HE HEARS HIS WIFE’S CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY???

Let’s just hope this suit happy simpleton doesn’t bite his lip while EATING A GIRL SCOUT COOKIE!!!

Fuming.

IS ANYBODY…LOOKING AT THE SPENDING BILL TO WHICH CONGRESS JUST GAVE A GREEN LIGHT???
It’s a TRILLION or YOUR DOLLARS…Wanna know what’s IN it???

Pg. 18: $54,000,000 For Government Employees To Combat Wood And Tree Pests:  The longer the puppet’s nose gets…The MORE THIS IS GONNA COST!!!

Pg. 479: Up to $90,000 For The Vice President’s Entertainment Expenses: Ya know…For a guy who seems easily entertained by…A PAIR OF SOCKS AND HIS OWN SHADOW…THIS is a bit much don’t ya think???

Ya know…For an industry that routinely BRAGS about $100 MILLION DOLLAR…OPENING WEEKENDS AT THE MOVIES…Isn’t…Pg. 821: $146,021,000 For The National Endowment For The Arts…A little like GIVING BILL GATES A QUARTER JUST BECAUSE HE HAPPENS TO BE HOLDING HIS HAT…IN HIS HAND???

Pg. 1415: $149,000,000 to Air Carries to Pay for Flights Without Enough Passengers: Now…THIS one needs a little more of an explanation…”The bill gives $149 million—an increase of $3 million above last year—to pay commercial airline carriers to make flights into areas with little demand for regular flights.”

Let me see if I’ve got this straight.

It’s gonna cost the TAXPAYERS…$149 MILLION BUCKS…$3 MILLION DOLLARS MORE THAN LAST YEAR…TO FLY COMMERCIAL AIRPLANES THAT… HAVE ALMOST NO PASSENGERS ON THEM…TO PLACES…WHERE NOBODY WANTS TO GO???

Isn’t that called…KIDNAPPING?????

IF THERE WERE THAT MANY MORE PEOPLE…THAT IT WILL COST US AN EXTRA 3 MILLION BUCKS…WANTING TO GO WHERE NOBODY WANTS TO GO…WOULDN’T SOME OF THE PLANES BE FULL and cost…LESS???

Oh…WAIT a MINUTE…

Is THIS how we’re getting conned into paying for MOOCHELLE’S NEXT SOLO VACATION???

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Just a few days ago…Obama had THIS to say…

“One of the things that I will be emphasizing in this meeting is the fact that we are not just going to be waiting for legislation in order to make sure that we are providing Americans the kind of help that they need. I’ve got a pen, and I’ve got a phone. And I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions that move the ball forward.”

So…HE’S NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR LEGISLATION???

HE’S JUST GONNA START IMPLEMENTING HIS…ILL-CONCEIVED POLICIES???

And liberals wonder why I refer to this arrogant clown as a 3^RD WORLD DICTATOR????

What he MEANS is that he’s JUST GONNA START SPRAYING ENTITLEMENTS AND TAXPAYER DOLLARS AROUND LIKE A MANURE SPREADER UP TO ITS AXLES IN COW POND!!!!!

Because THAT’S the sort of HELP that the American people NEED!!!!!

DOESN’T THIS SOCIALIST BOZO AND HIS BUTT KISSING SOCIALIST VOTERS REALIZE THAT…EVERY TIME HE DEEMS SOMETHING…HELPFUL…IT COSTS EVERYBODY A BOAT LOAD OF CASH…OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS????

AND THEY THINK THAT…HELPS???

Here’s how it works…

Every place on earth where socialism has been tried…it drove the country into bankruptcy and…IT HELPED ITS PEOPLE TO RISE UP IN REVOLT AND RUN THE REGIME OUT ON A RAIL!!!!!

But There’s Obama…Telling us all that there’s NO NEED to wait for CONGRESS because…HE’S GOT A PEN…AND A PHONE!!!

I guess they won’t be wasting any more time in the house and senate…WITH NOT READING THE BILLS THEY’RE PASSING…HUH???

And…The PHONE??? What’s with the PHONE???

Well…According to Il Duce, the Emperor…”I’ll use my phone to talk to the American people!”

AND WHY NOT???

AFTER ALL…THE NSA HAS ALL OUR NUMBERS!!!!!

So…IT has a PEN and a PHONE and THAT gives IT the authority to IGNORE THE CONSTITUTION???

Well…

If SO…

WOULDN’T BEING THE PARTY WITH ALL THE GUNS AND…REALLY PISSED OFF…GIVE US THE AUTHORITY TO IGNORE HIS DECREES…STORM THE PALACE AND ARREST HIS SOCIALIST ASS???

I MEAN…THAT’S HOW WE DEAL WITH TYRANNY…RIGHT???

Or…

How ‘bout we get Jet Blue to pry open their wallet and squeeze out a bit of their share of thAT $149 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS and…BUY HIS HINEY-NESS…A ONE WAY TICKET…TO THE SOUTH POLE???

I HEAR THE GLOBAL WARMING IS BEAUTIFUL THERE…THIS TIME OF THE YEAR!!!

My friends and my fellow Patriots…

Today IS Friday and…

I…AM…FUMING!!!!!