Liberals and socialists have gotten off to a ROARING start in this new year.

It never ceases to amaze me how they behave as though nobody is watching. Well, guess what?

WE’RE WATCHING!!!!!

Saw a headline stating that a boatload of WHALE WATCHERS were “STUNNED” by what they saw the other day. I sat through the 30 second commercial to watch the video only to discover they were…”STUNNED…” to see a BUNCH OF WHALES!!!!

HELLO, McFLY?????

NASA is sent 800…ANTS…Up to the International Space Station yesterday.

We don’t have any money to build a rocket to LAUNCH OUR OWN ASTRONAUTS up there but…WE HAVE MONEY TO STUDY HOW ANTS CAN RUIN A ZERO GRAVITY PICNIC???

Have ya SEEN Jay Carney this week? That little SQUIRREL is GROWING A BEARD!!!

Apparently…He’s sick and tired of being called…a BALD faced LIAR!!!

And…

Astronomers have announced the discovery of a HUGE planet… A GAS GIANT that THEY say SHOULDN’T even exist.

They say it’s 11 times more massive than JUPITER!!!

Yesterday…It apologized for closing the George Washington Bridge.

Wait…WHAT???

Let’s get started shall we?

Today IS Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Dennis Rodman…The WORM…Spent the first week of the new year in NORTH KOREA…CELEBRATING THE BIRTHDAY OF HIS GOOD FRIEND…

LIL KIM!!!!!

The tattooed freak somehow managed to convince several OTHER NBA has-beens to join him to play a basketball game in one of the world’s MOST repressive and murderous nations while HE imparted HIS well thought out POLITICAL knowledge on the world.

Rodman spoke to the crowd who, no doubt, had been ordered, under penalty of DEATH, to attend the game and told them, “Yes, he is a great leader, he provides for his people here in this country and thank God the people here love the marshal.”

Dennis…In a country where dogs are on the menu…THE DESPOT LITERALLY FED HIS UNCLE…TO…THE DOGS LAST WEEK!!!!!

So much for old uncle Alpo.

Good GREIF…Even CNN could see the absurdity of the whole thing and when Chris Cuomo pressed Rodman as to why, ON EARTH, he would think being buddies with Kim Jong UN-HUMANE was a good idea…RODMAN BLEW A GASKET AND YELLED…“I don’t give a rat’s ass what the hell you think. You are the guy behind the mike right now … We are the guys who have to go back to America and take the abuse.”

Rodman also said he didn’t give a crap about American Kenneth Bae who has been IMPRISONED in NORTH KOREA for WHAT…NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Here’s an idea for Lil Kim the Magnificent…

KEEP RODMAN AND SEND BAE BACK HOME!!!

That way…EVERYBODY will be happy and, when you get tired of the WORM…LET HIM PLAY WITH TOMORROW’S NUMBER 3 SPECIAL AT THE PYONGYANG DINER AND OLD POLITICAL ADVISER’S HOME!!!

It’s a dog eat worm world out there Dennis.

Fuming.

On Wednesday…

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D)umbass-Texas) spoke on the floor of the house and, it’s ALWAYS a treat when she opens her pie hole.

This time she suggested that “WELFARE” sounds too negative and maybe, it should be changed to…

“A TRANSITIONAL LIVING FUND!!!”

Why?

Because it allows people to…TRANSITION FROM BEING PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF THE ECONOMY TO…FULL ON SOCIALIST WARDS OF THE STATISTS???

The majority of those who go ON welfare…NEVER TRANSITION OFF the back of working taxpayers!!!

As absurd as she is…MAYBE she, inadvertently, is ONTO something here as I can think of quite a few things that need a different handle so as to make them more…FACTUAL.

We should all start calling “TAXES”…”GOVERNMENT EXECUTED GRAND LARCENY!!!”

Take the “Congressional Black Caucus” for example. Wouldn’t it be more ACCURATE to refer to them as…’THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH OF THE NEW BLACKKK PANTHER PARTY???”

Liberal Think Tank” would become…MSNBC RECTAL-CRANIAL FUTURE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE OCCUPIERS!!!”

And…

“Barack Hussein Obama???”

MUSLIM AL QAEDA TERRORIST!!!

THAT would be TRUTH in ADVERTISING but…To call “Welfare…”A TRANSITIONAL LIVING FUND” would be as absurd as calling JOE BIDEN…”A GENIUS!!!!!”

I’m fuming.

Speaking of Joe the DUMBER…

Did ya see what Robert Gates had to say, in his soon to be released book, “Duty,” about the guy who is but an INDICTMENT AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY????

“I think he has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades.”

According to National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden, Obama disagrees with the Gates assessment of Biden’s foreign policy and national security acumen.

“President Obama relies on his good counsel every day.”

On WHAT…Exactly???

Is Biden giving Obama BOWING LESSONS???

I WOULDN’T RELY ON BIDEN KNOWING HOW A LINT BRUSH WORKS…MUCH LESS HOW TO DEAL WITH FOREIGN OR NATIONAL SECURITY MATTERS!!!

If you put Joe Biden into a paper sack…HE’D WET IT HIMSELF AND THEN…HE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO THINK HIS WAY OUT OF IT!!!

As for FOREIGN AFFAIRS…Biden’s ONLY good advice was when he told the folks at DISNEY to put a “KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE CAR AT ALL TIMES” sign up next to the “IT’S A SMALL WORLD RIDE!!!”

And that moron’s idea of SECURITY…NATIONAL OR OTHERWISE…

IS HAVING HIS WIFE FIRE OFF A COUPLE ROUNDS FROM THE BALCONY!!!

Geez…

We can’t get a damned FENCE for our southern border…

MUCH LESS A 2 THOUSAND MILE LONG…BALCONY!!!!!

Robert Gates is 100% correct in his view of Joe Biden and, there’s a darn good REASON that IDIOT isn’t allowed to set foreign policy…

HE’S ONE SPEECH AWAY FROM GETTING US INTO A WAR WITH TIBET BY CALLING the BUDDAH A…CUTE, FAT LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!

I’m Fuming!

And finally…

Can you even BELIEVE Obama’s latest way to change the subject away from the OBAMACARE DISASTER???

HE’S RUNNING AROUND TELLING US THAT HE’S GONNA FIX…INCOME INEQUALITY!!!!!

THAT…From a SOCIALIST who shuts down GOLF COURSES whenever he wants to play 18…GOES ON A $100 MILLION DOLLAR VACATION TO AFRICA and follows THAT up with a $20 MILLION DOLLAR VACATION TO HAWAII…NEITHER OF WHICH…HE…PAID FOR!!!!!

And while he’s making his great “THERE’S TOO MUCH INEQUALITY” speech…

HIS HUSBAND…MOOCHIE…IS STILL ON VACATION…HANGING OUT WITH OOMPA LOOMPA WINFREY…ON MAUI…AT THE TAXPAYER’S EXPENSE AND WHEN SHE’S READY TO COME HOME AND TELL THE PEOPLE TO “GO EAT CAKE…”

OBAMA WILL SEND AIR FARCE TWO OVER THERE…COSTING US ALL MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MORE…TO PICK UP HER HIGHNESS!!!!!

Oh…He’s gonna FIX…INCOME INEQUALITY alright.

When IT took office…There were 28 million Americans on food stamps…IN JUST 5 YEARS…HE’S NOW GOT 48 MILLION EATING OFF OF THE PROGRAM!!!

THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE LIVING IN POVERTY NOW…AFTER 5 YEARS OF OBAMUNISM…THAT AT ANY TIME IN AMERICAN HISTORY WHICH MAKES THE GREAT DEPRESSION LOOK LIKE…THE GOOL OL’ DAYS and…

THE MEDIAN INCOME FOR AMERICANS…DUE TO OBAMA’S PLAN TO FIX INCOME INEQUALITY…

HAS DROPPED BY $2,600 BUCKS PER YEAR OVER THE TIME OF HIS REGIME BEING IN POWER!!!

WE’RE ALL GONNA BE EQUAL AT…ZERO!!!

Yesterday…THE SAME DOOFUS WHO WON THE LIE OF THE YEAR TROPHY FOR HIS…PROMISE…THAT YOU COULD KEEP YOUR DOCTOR AND YOUR INSURANCE…ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS CREATING…5… PROMISE…ZONES…SO THAT EVERYBODY WILL HAVE WHAT HE CALLS…A FAIR SHOT AT SUCCESS!!!

Promise…ZONES???

Well…THAT otta do for the AMERICAN DREAM what GUN FREE…ZONES…have done for our SCHOOLS!!!

Our Dictator actually stated that…”EXTENDING UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS CREATES JOBS!!!!”

If that were the case…EVERYBODY IN AMERICA SHOULD QUIT THEIR JOBS…GO ON NEVER-ENDING TEMPORARY UNEMPLOYMENT AND…AS A NATION…WE COULD THEN BRAG ABOUT OUR 100% EMPLOYMENT RATE!!!

It pretty much went along with what the OBAMBASTIC NYC Mayor…KARL MARX DeBLA-BLA-BLA said…

“Please remember, we do not ask more of the wealthy to punish success. We do it to create more success stories.”

Here’s the liberal logic…

The MORE you MAKE…The MORE the GOVERNMENT TAKES AWAY FROM YOU and therefore…THE LESS YOU HAVE…THE MORE SUCCESSFUL YOU ARE…UNTIL YOU HAVE NOTHING AT ALL AT WHICH TIME…

YOU CAN ALL GO ON FOOD STAMPS AND…EAT LOBSTER FOR BREAKFAST THAT YOU COULDN’T AFFORD WHEN YOU WERE ACTUALLY…EARNING…A LIVING!!!

Which leaves me with one question…

WHO…IN THE HELL…IS PAYING FOR THE FOOD STAMPS WHILE WE’RE ALL SITTING IN THE ARENA… WATCHING DENNIS RODMAN SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARSHAL…OBAMA AND…WAITING FOR MOOCHIE TO COME BACK FROM A DOUBLE WIDE…PRADA…BURQA FITTING FOR BARRY’S RAMADAN FESTIVAL?????

Holy CRAP what a bunch of maroons!!!

Friends and Patriots…

Today is FRIDAY and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!