They are among us.
They walk, sleep, eat and live among us and, at a glance, they look like us but, they are another breed altogether.
THEY…Are the TERMINALLY…OFFENDED!!!
You know who I’m talking about.
Certain segments of many different demographics.
Gays, Liberals, Muslims, PETA people, Anti-Gun Nuts, Black people to whom being black is more important than being people, Illegal Aliens, Atheists, Feminists, tree huggers, global warming alarmists…
THEY know who they are…Any group or seemingly unrelated individuals who act in concert while claiming to all be unique…together…
The TERMINALLY offended.
One would think, the way they carry on about this, and that, that they are on the verge of ceasing to fog a mirror should YOUR behavior not change and, change RADICALLY.
A subset of the terminally offended are those who are…
PATHETICALLY offended.
The PATHETICALLY offended are those people who, while unoffended personally, reserve the right to be TERMINALLY offended…On behalf of others who may not realize THEY should be TERMINALLY offended by…Just about anything YOU say or do.
Both the terminally and pathetically offended share a common trait.
THEY’RE FAKING IT!!!
They are PRETENDING to be offended just to garner attention and, to further their POLITICAL agenda.
Terminal offense and pathetic offense are side effects of a disease which afflicts liberals and socialists and is commonly known as…POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…An insidious brain eating malignancy that leaves the afflicted without even THE most BASIC ability to employ common sense or speak their minds.
To be sure, the terminally offended spend their time in the desperate search of things of which they can pretend to be offended while the pathetically offended simply leach off of the pretend offenses of the terminally offended.
Let’s look at a few examples.
The TERMINALLY offended claim to be HIGHLY offended when someone links terrorism to Islam and feel that ALL people just need to be more TOLERANT of ISLAMISTS and the Islamists will become all warm and gooey.
The PATHETICALLY offended will tell you that, “While I’m not a Muslim…I would be VERY offended where I to be linked to terrorism…”
You see the difference.
They BOTH know, full well, that the world has a distinct shortage of non-Muslim terrorists and since neither TERRORISM nor ISLAM is a RACE…Their whining and calling those with common sense…”RACISTS” is pure insanity.
When the rest of us point out the facts regarding Muslims routinely beheading or hanging those who don’t tolerate their intolerance, stone to death those who have been raped by their perverts who couldn’t find a goat to hump and, “honor” murder their children who may have been caught doing the unthinkable…singing a song…The terminally and pathetically offended pretend to be aghast.
Upon starting to lose that debate, they call us racists and claim that WE, as Conservatives, are waging a war on women and that we are blocking whatever laws they are trying to pass to the detriment of the children because MUSLIMS aren’t the problem…CONSERVATIVES…According to the pathetically and terminally offended…ARE!!!
Here is another example…Guns.
To the TERMINALLY offended…anyone with a gun in their home is OFFENSIVE and DANGEROUS and LAWS must be passed…for the benefit of the children…TO TAKE THE GUNS AWAY!!!!!
The PATHETICALLY offended claim to be offended on behalf of those who have lost someone to a CRAZED LUNATIC with a gun when others, such as CONSERVATIVES, point out the FACT that the CONSTITUTION says we ALL have the RIGHT to keep and bear arms.
God forbid that we tell THEM that most of the lunatics who commit mass shootings are LIBERALS and exact their crimes in GUN FREE ZONES set UP by liberals DESPITE all the anti-gun laws ENACTED by liberals…
That’s when they, the pathetically and terminally offended, take to twitter and other social media to call for the murders of prominent Conservatives who refuse to tolerate their intolerance.
It’s a sort of fat-headed liberal fatwa.
Let a MUSLIM TERRORIST gun down people at Ft. Hood and the terminally/pathetically offended will call it “WORKPLACE VIOLENCE” while dodging questions regarding why they gave guns to MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS.
Basically, here’s how it works in a nutshell.
You stick the title of REVEREND in front of your name…make a living spending your life trying to convince others that they are victims…Have a daughter out of wedlock…Have a son in prison and have a collection of your OWN mug shots for things like being drunk in public…Resisting arrest…Disorderly conduct…Possession of drug paraphernalia etc. and then PRETEND to be OFFENDED by a bible thumping TV reality star who makes DUCK CALLS for a living.
While hypocrisy is high on the list of character traits for the hopelessly, terminally and pathetically offended…It appears facts and the truth are non-existent.
A couple of days ago, after A&E reinstated Phil to the cast of Duck Dynasty, GLAAD…That bastion of wadded panties, added yet another subsection to the Offended category…
The HABITUALLY OFFENDED!!!
First, with the Duck Dynasty flap, GLAAD piped up telling A&E how OFFENDED they were regarding Phil’s statements and how THEY demanded HE be taken OFF the air.
At first, they got their way but, sponsors didn’t buy the “we’re offended” line and held tight with the Robertsons. So…GLAAD tried to step it up by suggesting that Phil be sent to redneck rehab and be forced to sit with GAY families to learn of THEIR values.
THAT bit of “WE’RE SO OFFENDED WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FUNCTION” bit of crap was completely ignored and then…A&E reinstated Phil causing GLAAD to delve into the HABITUALLY OFFENDED waters when they issued THIS statement: “Phil Robertson should look African American and gay people in the eyes and hear about the hurtful impact of praising Jim Crow laws and comparing gay people to terrorists.”
When the gnashing of the Terminally or Pathetically offended’s teeth receives little or no attention, they slide in to the realm of the HABITUALLY Offended by simply making up crap by which to be offended.
Phil Robertson NEVER praised or advocated Jim Crow laws in that GQ interview nor did he ever compare gay people to terrorists but…The HABITUALLY OFFENDED are in dire distress over and GREATLY OFFENDED by what Phil Robertson never actually said.
And finally, we have a ver
y select group…The WILLINGLY OFFENDED.
Select because THEY are ELECTED by the EASILY OFFENDED as victims of various offenses need leadership who are WILLING to be offended.
Barack Hussein Obama is their king.
Remember that list at the top of this article… Gays, Liberals, Muslims, PETA people, Anti-Gun Nuts, Black people to whom being black is more important than being people, Illegal Aliens, Atheists, Feminists, tree huggers, global warming alarmists…
Obama is WILLINGLY OFFENDED by anything and everything they claim offends THEM and he embraces each and every subsection…The Pathetically…The Terminally and, of course, the Habitually offended as he often, simply makes things up and, pretends to be offended by them.
Just one more example that should hammer home the point to all of this…
Last May, golfer, Sergio Garcia quipped that were he to have Tiger Woods over for dinner, he would serve fried chicken which set 
off the entire “easily offended” demographic and, when Garcia issued an apology…the TERMINALLY offended SAMUEL L. JACKSON…PRETENDED TO TAKE OFFENSE and issued THIS tweet…
Yes…That is the exact same SAMUEL L. JACKSON who…Just a couple of months earlier, stated THIS in an “EBONY” Magazine interview:
‘When it comes down to it, they wouldn’t have elected a nigger. Because what’s a nigger? A nigger is scary.”
“Obama ain’t scary at all. Niggers don’t have beers at the White House. Niggers don’t let some white dude, while you in the middle of a speech, call [him] a liar. A nigger would have stopped the meeting right there and said, ‘Who the fuck said that?’ ”
The Democrat party is the party of victims and, as their base has nearly run out of things which produce REAL victims…They have had to plumb the depths of fabricated victimization to hold their core voting blocs together and nothing can produce a wider variety of victims than PRE
TENDING TO BE…“offended.”
In spite of what the easily offended want you to believe, there is NOTHING in the Constitution which gives them, or any of us, the right to never be offended and, if outing the easily, pathetically, terminally, habitually and willingly offended…OFFENDS them…WE need to respond with one voice and say…
“SCREW the CHARLATANS and their OH-SO-DELICATE SENSITIVITIES!!!!!”
“They need to SIT DOWN…SHUT THE HELL UP and GET a LIFE because…WE’RE NOT BUYING THEIR PRETEND CRAP ANY MORE!!!!!”
Remember…NOTHING offends a liberal faster or, more deeply, than the TRUTH!!!
“Remember…NOTHING offends a liberal faster or, more deeply, than the TRUTH!!!”
I believe this is true but a close second would be if you ignore the liberal. Since they think what they feel is so important that if they take the time to tell you about it you had better respond.
Michael Hereth
You did not like that he lumped all liberals together, so you are offended that he said you are offended. Then why in the same breath do you ASSume, Not only that he is a white Anglo Saxon, protestant, but poor to boot?? The hypocrisy of the left is astounding!! Now I am offended, I am not white or protestant and by no means am I poor, Oh but I do believe in God. Actually so do you, only your god is you and your rebellion towards God will keep you from Him. The ignorance of liberals will keep them from sound doctrine, common sense, a normal life, and love for their fellow man. The respect for human life flies away when you are a liberal, the weakest and most vulnerable humans are aborted and thrown into garbage cans. Also, most of the time, people who lash back, as you did, are upset because the truth slapped them in the face and, unfortunately for you, the truth hurts.
Why You are Offended
The ‘burp’ theory of offense.
In some countries of the world, it is considered proper etiquette to give out a loud appreciative burp after a meal as a sign that you enjoyed the food and to compliment the cook. If you do not burp, it is taken as an insult to the cook and the host or hostess.
In this country, any time you burp it is considered offensive to all those within hearing range.
A burp is just the sound of releasing swallowed air; is perfectly natural part of humanity.
What is the difference?
It is a lot more than cultural traditions; it is what you have been TAUGHT as to what is offensive.
When the ‘perpetually indignant’ people in this country complain that they are offended by Patriotic or Christian symbols such as the saying of the Pledge of Allegiance, the Flag or the Cross or the Ten Commandments, it is because they have been taught that it is offensive for them to view it, or to participate. Then these same people want to totally prevent all others from the practice too, no matter whether they want to participate or not.
However these same people who are teaching that saying the Pledge is offensive, or that the Cross is an offensive religious symbol, are also teaching that you should have ‘tolerance’, ‘inclusiveness’, ‘diversity’ and ‘acceptance’ to people of other nations’ patriotic practices, and holiday celebrations right here within our own country. They also say, as is the American custom and guaranteed in the Bill of Rights, that we must also be tolerant of all other religious practices
…even if that “religion” be Satanism or whatever.
EXCEPTION to tolerance and acceptance rules: Christianity and American Patriotism!
Just HAD to leave this from a FB group this morning:
Now then…Did I nail it or…DID I NAIL IT???