My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!
You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…
Let’s see…
Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!
She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!
Which raises the question…
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????
On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!
That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!
And…
Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.
Probably a good thing really…I mean…
What DOES one get a MUSLIM for CHRISTMAS anyway???
Sit back and hang on tight friends and Patriots because…Today is FRIDAY and…
I’m fuming.
The lead paragraph from the UK Mail back in August of 2010 stated…
“The world weather crisis that is causing floods in Pakistan, wildfires in Russia and landslides in China is evidence that global warming predictions are correct, according to climate change experts.”
Now…NASA has added SCIENCE to that statement.
After reviewing satellite evidence FROM August of 2010…NASA has determined that the temp in Antarctica back then was a BONE CRUSHING…135.8 degrees…BELOW ZERO!!!!!
That, by the way, is a new world record and just this PAST August…IT WAS 135.3 DEGREES BELOW ZERO!!!
I DARE AL “GLOBAL WARMING” GORE TO GO DOWN THERE…NEXT AUGUST…AND PEE HIS NAME INTO THE SNOW!!!!!
HE WON’T BE ABLE TO FIND HIS HOO-HA WITH A SEARCH PARTY!!!!!
Global warming…
Just a few days ago…SNOW was falling in every state EXCEPT FLORIDA and HAWAII and these liberal KNOT-HEADS are STILL trying to convince the people whose DOGS are FROZEN TO FIRE HYDRANTS in ATLANTA that if we don’t all start driving cars that HAVE THE RANGE OF YOUR LONGEST EXTENSION CORD…WE’RE ALL GONNA BURST INTO FLAMES?????
I’m sure that you won’t find a group MORE upset about “MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING” than…
WOOLY MAMMOTHS…But…
THE REALITY OF “GLOBAL WARMING” IS SO EVIDENT THAT…
EVEN A CAVEMAN KNOWS IT’S A BUNCH OF BUNK!!!!!
Fuming.
Oh…well…
Ben, “I USED TO BE A STAR” Affleck has piped up and stated…
“When I watch a guy I know is a big Republican, part of me thinks, I probably wouldn’t like this person if I met him. That sh-t fogs the mind when you should be paying attention and be swept into the illusion.”
Guess what Benny boy…
NOBODY HAS BEEN SWEPT UP IN THE ILLUSION THAT YOU CAN ACT SINCE MATT DAMEN CARRIED YOUR INVISIBLE CAREER IN “GOOD WILL HUNTING!!!”
But…the mentally AFFLECKted has been wasn’t done exposing his astuteness in the world of politics.
He went on to say, “Hillary does excite me, in the same way the potent symbolism of the first African American president was what thrilled people about Obama. It’s similar with Hillary and gender equality. The idea that 100 years after women got the right to vote, to have a woman president would be exciting.”
HE’S ADMITTING THAT HE AND OTHERS VOTED FOR OBAMA…NOT BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH AN OUTSTANDING…COMMUNITY DISORGANIZER BUT…BECAUSE HE IS…BLACK and…THAT HE WOULD VOTE FOR HILLARY…NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCH A GREAT FREQUENT FLYER OR BECAUSE OF HER ABILITY TO GET OUR PEOPLE KILLED IN BENGHAZI but…
BECAUSE SHE IS OF THE OVARIAN GENDER!!!!!
That’s the liberal, NO information voter MINDSET for ya…
AS SOON AS ACORN REGISTERS A SPASTIC CHIMP…TRYING TO GET LUCKY WITH A FOOTBALL…AS A DEMOCRAT…THEY’LL GIVE HIM THE NOMINATION BECAUSE…
IT WOULD BE EXCITING TO ELECT THE MORON WHO WROTE…GIGLI!!!!!
I’m fuming.
Then…There’s Obamacare.
Kathleen Sebelius was LYING to congress AGAIN a couple of days ago and told the committee…
“I’ve determined it’s the right time to begin a process of better understanding the structural and managerial policies that led to the flawed launch so we can take
action and avoid these problems in the future.”
HOW DOES THIS SHORT BUS RIDER STILL HAVE A JOB???
Hey…Wait just a MINUTE…Health and Human Services???
SHE PROBABLY HAS THE REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND…AS ADEPT AS SHE IS WITH COMPUTERS…SHE MAY WELL BE THE ONE WHO CREATED THE FORGERY TOO!!!
Anyway…
THE TIME TO HAVE…”A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF THE STRUCTURAL AND MANAGERIAL POLICIES THAT LED TO THE FLAWED LAUNCH” WAS…BEFORE THE LAUNCH!!!!!
She wants to “AVOID THESE PROBLEMS…IN THE FUTURE???”
Oh dear GOD…DON’T TELL ME THEY INTEND TO…LAUNCH…ANOTHER WEBSITE!!!!!
When asked whether or not she would have changed anything ABOUT the FAILED Obamacare website launch…Knowing NOW what she IGNORED back THEN…The well-past-the-point-of-needing-to-be-canned Sebelius went ON to state…
“I would have probably done a slower launch, maybe with fewer people, and done some additional beta testing.”
Ummmmm…
HOW…EXACTLY…WOULD IT HAVE BEEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE…TO HAVE DONE A…SLOWER…LAUNCH WITH…FEWER…PEOPLE?????
THE WEBSITE WENT UP…AT MIDNIGHT AND CRASHED…AT 12:01 AND HAS BEEN CRAWLING ALONG AKIN TO AN ARTHRITIC SLOTH EVER SINCE!!!!!
For GOD’S sake…BEN AFFLECK’S CAREER IS TAKING OFF FASTER THAN YOUR DAMN WEBSITE…HOW MUCH SLOWER WOULD SHE HAVE WANTED IT TO GO?????
Then…She said it…”HealthCare.gov is functioning well for 90 percent of people who visited.”
Well, right there is the reason only 365 thousand people have “enrolled” when the target number for this point in time was 3 MILLION…
NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE A CHANCE ON AN AIRLINE THAT CRASHES…10 PERCENT OF THE TIME!!!!!
There’s NO security on the website…Nobody is able to PAY for their OVER PRICED insurance through the website and…
CONGRESSIONAL STAFFERS ARE GETTING EMAILS FROM SEBELIUS TELLING THEM…NOT TO TRUST THE WEBSITE!!!!!
So far…We’ve spent $677 MILLION DOLLARS on a WEBSITE that doesn’t work and has parts that HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN BUILT YET…The YOUNG people that HAVE to sign up for socialism TO MAKE IT FEASIBLE…AREN’T and NOBODY WHO HAS…”ENROLLED” HAS BEEN ABLE TO PAY FOR THEIR INSURANCE!!!
The ONLY part of the whole MESS that IS working at the SPEED OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND…WITH ALL THE CHARM OF IT…IS THE PRIVATE POLICY CANCELLATIONS!!!
I’m Fuming!
And finally…
Did ya SEE that photo from Mandela’s funeral?
The one that showed RAUL CASTRO…SHAKING HANDS WITH THE BOWING COMMIE DICTATOR???
Obama has now BOWED to the SAUDI KING…The Japanese Emperor…Gaddafi…Mexican President Filipe Calderon…SCHOOL CHILDREN IN MUMBAI…SOME RANDOM MAN and WOMAN IN JAPANESE ROBES AT A BUDDAH STATUE…The Queen of England…The “President” of Brazil…
HE BOWED TO…THE MAYOR OF TAMPA FLORIDA!!!
I SWEAR…HE’D BOW TO THE BURGER KING…THE DAIRY QUEEN…THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR…THE PRINCESS BRIDE AND THE…DUKE, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL, DUKE DUKE…GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY!!!
I mean…REALLY???
This idiot went all the way to freakin’ SOUTH AFRICA…TO TAKE A SELFIE…WITH THE DANISH PRIME MINISTER????
And…Did ya see the look on MOOCHIE’S MUG while BARRY was chatting up the Danish PM???
YA KNOW BILLY CLINTON WAS SITTIN’ A FEW SEATS OVER THINKIN’…”YEAH…I’VE SEEN THAT LOOK BEFORE!!!”
If looks could kill…WE’D HAVE PRESIDENT BIDEN OCCUPYING THE OVAL BY NOW!!!
That whole funeral thing was a HOOT…Wasn’t it???
Everybody making out like Mandela was MOTHER TERESA!!!!
Ya know…When a parade of DESPOTS show up to say stuff at a FUNERAL…There’s a pretty good chance…THE CORPSE WAS NOT MR. ROGERS!!!!!
And how ‘bout that sign language dude???
THERE WAS OBAMA…BLATHERING AWAY ABOUT WHAT A KIND AND DECENT GUY MANDELA WAS AND RIGHT NEXT TO HIM WAS…A FAKE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER!!!
Now we know for sure that…Nothing Obama says MAKE ANY SENSE TO DEAF PEOPLE EITHER!!!
The signer guy NOW says that he’s…SCHIZO…WAS HALLUCINATING AND…HAS VIOLENT ANGER ISSUES…But there he was…FOR 3 HOURS…Waving his hands around…MAKING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE SIGNS WHATSOEVER!!!
3 HOURS???
AND NOBODY THERE NOTICED ANYTHING WAS WRONG???
He would have gotten away with it too if the quarterbacks for 7 NFL TEAMS hadn’t said…”HE WANTS ME TO RUN A STATUE OF LIBERTY PLAY AND HAND THE 3 LEGGED PLATYPUS TO FRONT PORCH…GO ON SPUTNIK…”
WHAT THE…?????
He said he got paid $85 U.S. Dollars to for the whole Mandela gig.
HELL…I’LL GIVE HIM A COOL HUNDRED TO SCREW WITH OBAMA’S NEXT STATE OF THE DISUNION SPEECH!!!!!
To be completely fair though…If that guy was going to ACCURATELY sign an Obama speech…
HE’D HAVE TO PUT HIS FINGERS UP NEXT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD…PAW AT THE GROUND A COUPLE OF TIMES…TAKE A DUMP ON THE LAWN AND…CHARGE AT THE NEAREST RED CAPE HE COULD FIND!!!!!
At least signer dude is qualified to be a SIGN LANGUAGE OBAMACARE NAVIGATOR… HELPING DEAF PEOPLE UNDERSTAND A LAW THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL!!!!!
It’s Friday my friends and fellow Patriots and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!
