Keeping track of the behavior of 
liberals is a little like herding cats but, week in and week out, we designate Friday’s as the day to laugh at em.
This week is no different than the rest.
We finally have a number for the crush of people who enrolled for Obamacare on the very 1st day.
SIX!!!
MY HIGH SCHOOL SHOP TEACHER COULD COUNT THAT HIGH AND STILL HAVE 2 FINGERS LEFT OVER!!!
An Italian magazine claims that Obama’s NSA was…SPYING ON THE CONCLAVE THAT ELECTED POPE FRANCIS!!!!!
Well, that explains the sudden downturn in the over/under line on Cardinal DOLAN.
And…
According to a report…Back in 2011…Kathleen Sebelius’ HHS Department paid out…$23 MILLION DOLLARS in MEDICAID to…DEAD PEOPLE!!!
Ummmmm…Liberals…AFTER THEY’RE DEAD…YOU DON’T NEED TO KEEP PAYING THEM TO VOTE FOR YOU!!!!!
Good grief…
SEE WHAT I MEAN???
It’s Friday friends and Patriots and…
I’m fuming.
Last night was Halloween and there…In the village of Fargo Moorhead, West Fargo North Dakota lives a liberal/socialist woman named…CHERYL.
Cheryl is a real…WITCH…My apologies for the typo.
Last night, as the little ghouls were out and about…Ringing doorbells and trick or treating…
THIS WITCH…(My apologies for the typo…AGAIN…) was handing out notes to the…Rounder goblins.
In her note, meant to be taken home for the parents, Cheryl stated:
“You (her typo, not mine) child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats to the extent of some children this Halloween season.”
“My hope is that you will stand up as a parent and ration candy this Halloween and not allow your child to continue these unhealthy eating habits.”
Well now…ISN’T SHE SPECIAL???
This is, in MY opinion…EXACTLY why GOD created…EGGS AND…TOILET PAPER!!!!!
Could this woman POSSIBLY be more STUPID???
The night she picks to be EVERY CHILD’S CRANKY OLD GOVERNMENT MOTHER…Is the VERY night that EVERYBODY out on the street is…
IN DISGUISE!!!
THEY COULD PRESENT THAT…WITCH…(My apologies for yet ANOTHER typo…)WITH A MESS THAT WILL TAKE HER UNTIL THE NIGHT SHE DECIDES TO LEAVE A FAT NOTE FOR THE JOLLY OLD ELF…TO CLEAN UP and…I HOPE THEY DID JUST THAT!!!
This CHERYL starts her NOTE with a reference to it “TAKING A VILLAGE TO RAISE A CHILD…”
Hey…WITCH…(I have no idea why I keep doing that…the “B” is NOWHERE near the “W” on the keyboard…) YOUR VILLAGE CALLED…THEY WANT THEIR IDIOT BACK!!!!!
Fuming.
From the, well…DUH…files…
Dr Sarah Gervais of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has published a study.
She spent somebody else’s money and made a BREAKTHROUGH discovery.
Dr. Gervaise used a HIGHLY TECHNICAL device which measures EYE MOVEMENT and a series of photos to determine that…
MEN LIKE TO OGLE WOMEN!!!!!
According to this rocket scientist…“Until now, we didn’t have evidence people were actually doing that to women’s bodies.”
OH REALLY???
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK US!!!!!
PROVING THAT RED BLOODED AMERICAN MEN WILL OGLE A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN IS A LITTLE BIT LIKE PROVING WE’LL DRIVE REALLY FAST IF YOU GIVE US THE KEYS TO A LAMBO!!!!!
According to this earth-shattering study…the curvier the woman…the more men looked at the curvy parts.
Well…Guess what???
WE’LL ALSO SPEND MORE TIME LOOKING AT A CHAIN SAW CARVING OF A BEAR THAN WE WILL…LOOKING AT A PHONE POLE!!!!!!
This is exactly why WOMEN put STICK FIGURES on the back of mini vans and MEN PUT THOSE PLAYBOY MUDFLAPS ON THE BACK OF THEIR TRUCKS!!!!!!
We’re art lovers.
Imaging how surprised she’s gonna be when she discovers that WATER is WET!!!
If this Dr, Gervaise REALLY wanted to do the world some GOOD…
SHE WOULD HOOK OBAMA UP TO A LIE DETECTOR MACHINE!!!
I’m fuming.
Well…THIS is a bit of New World Order for ya.
According to some reports… The UNITED NATIONS may designate…THE ALAMO…AS A UNITED NATIONS EDUCATIONAL, SCIENTIFIC AND CULTURAL ORGANIZATION HERITAGE SITE!!!
So…it could come to pass that one of those POWDER BLUE U.N. FLAGS COULD END UP FLYING OVER THE ALAMO!!!
You remember the Alamo?
DOES ANYONE AT THE UNITED NATIONS OF THUGS THIEVES AND DESPOTS REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME SOME FOREIGN OUTFIT DECIDED TO FLY THEIR FLAG OVER IT???
I rather doubt ol’ Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie and the boys would take kindly to having the ALAMO sitting under a UNITED NATIONS FLAG!!!
But…Here an idea…
If those goons at the U.N. really want a UNESCO Heritage Site in TEXAS…
I’m SURE there’s a OUTHOUSE somewhere near EL PASO that they could designate as the…
BAN KI “CRESCENT” MOON MEMORIAL AND…I’M SURE TEXAS WOULD AGREE TO GIVING THE OLD…INTERNATIONAL KEESTER KISSER…AN OFFICE…IN THE BASEMENT!!!
I’m Fuming!!!
And finally…
There it was…Sean Penn on the Piers Morgan show…One socialist telling the OTHER socialist that…
OBAMA SHOULD USE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO…
Have TED CRUZ COMMITTED TO AN ASYLUM!!!!!
Listen up…SPICOLI….
We KNOW you LOVE the sorts of DICTATORS that LOCK PEOPLE UP BECAUSE…THEY OPPOSE THE DICTATOR but REALLY???
Do you miss SPOONING WITH HUGO THAT MUCH?????
It occurs to me that the only thing wrong with RANDY QUAID is that HE thinks HOLLYWOOD STAR WHACKERS ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM but YOU…
You’re an IDIOT…Being interviewed BY AN IDIOT…ON A NETWORK THAT’S SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE NEILSEN BARREL…JUST ONE BLEAK, STAGGERING STEP ABOVE MSNBC WHICH DWELLS…UNDER THE BARREL and yet…There you are thinking that people who DON’T play MAKE BELIEVE EVERY DAY…GIVE A FLYING CAMEL’S KEESTER ABOUT YOUR BLATHERING!!!
YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU’RE…RELEVANT!!!
THAT’S NUTTIER THAN A SQUIRREL TURN AT A PEANUT FESTIVAL!!!!!!!
AND YOU THINK CRUZ IS CRAZY?????
TED CRUZ???
YOU WANT THE GUY WHO TRIED TO…STOP…A LAW THAT FORCES 58 YEAR OLD…MEN…TO PAY FOR…MATERNITY CARE TO BE SENT TO AN ASYLUM???
Let me tell you something you crusty old socialist BUFFOON…
THE GUY WHO SHOULD BE SENT TO THE PADDED WALL HOTEL IS…THE GUY WHO CAME UP WITH A LAW THAT FORCES 58 YEAR OLD MEN TO PAY FOR MATERNITY COVERAGE!!!!!
YOU’VE GOT A WEBSITE THAT COST $634 MILLION DOLLARS AND IT CRASHED 1 MINUTE AFTER IT WENT LIVE AND YOU THINK IT’S TED CRUZ THAT IS MENTALLY DISTURBED???
YOU’VE GOT A DICTATOR RUNNING AMOK OUT THERE…TELLING PEOPLE FOR 3 YEARS THAT IF THEY LIKED THEIR PLAN AND THEIR DOCTOR THEY COULD KEEP THEIR PLAN AND THEIR DOCTOR EXCEPT…THEY CAN’T AND…YOU… THINK CRUZ IS THE MENTAL CASE???
BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE…THERE ARE NOW MORE PEOPLE LOSING THEIR INSURANCE THAN WERE….UNINSURED…WHICH IS WHY THE LAW WAS SUPPOSEDLY NEEDED TO BEGIN WITH AND…YOU…A HOLLYWEIRD HAS-BEEN…THINKS TED CRUZ IS OUT OF…HIS…MIND???
DUUUUUUUUDE…..
OBAMA THINKS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS REAL…THINKS HE’S THE 4TH BEST PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY…THINKS WHAT HAPPENED AT FT. HOOD WAS…WORKPLACE VIOLENCE…THINKS THE ATTACKS IN BENGHAZI WERE CAUSED BY A YOU TUBE VIDEO THAT WAS SEEN BY FEWER PEOPLE THAN WATCHED WHATEVER MOVIE YOU DID LAST and…
For crying out loud…
HE THINKS OBAMACARE IS…AFFORDABLE but there YOU are…
THINKIN’ IT’S TED CRUZ WHO’S COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS?????
YOU’RE CRAZIER THAN A DOG AT A LASER POINTER SALESMAN’S SEMINAR!!!!!!!
Having Sean Penn declare that Ted Cruz is INSANE is like having RICHARD SIMMONS call GEORGE CLOONEY…GAY!!!!!!!
Oh yes, it’s Friday my Patriot friends and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!
Wow. I can’t believe you wasted all those caps on Sean Dumb Penn. He is laughable at the least and a danger to society at the worse. The reason he is a danger is that he actually believes that he is relevant and that he actually is intelligent and we should all listen and revere his pearls of wisdom. Great rant by the way.
“SHE WOULD HOOK OBAMA UP TO A LIE DETECTOR MACHINE!!!” What a great idea, just think attach a generator to the needle and just think how much power that would produce. It would have to be a Gigawatt or more. If we did the same with his cabinet and the media we could replace all forms of electrical production. They ALL lie3 so much!!!
Uhm, about the Alamo and the UN.
Them boys’ll have to get past a lot of pissed off Texans before they can have their way with our Alamo.
The last time someone tried that they . . . uhm . . . regretted it.
Just sayin’.