First..
The Dictator had 3 years…3 YEARS…to get his Obey Me Care website built.
He hired a Canadian company…The SAME Canadian that just got FIRED by…CANADA…To build it.
Then…He INSISTED it be LAUNCHED on October 1st.
HE EVEN ALLOWED 17% OF THE GOVERNMENT TO BE CLOSED…TRIED TO PUSH 90 YEAR OLD VETERANS AROUND AND APPARENTLY PUT BARRICADES AROUND THE BUFFALO AT YELLOWSTONE because…He didn’t want to DELAY the GRAND LAUNCH OF HIS SIGNATURE PIECE OF SOCIALISM!!!
According to the Washington Post…Just one week before the launch…NOBODY had even THOUGHT to test the site to see if even ONE person could actually complete the process and…SIGN UP FOR OBAMACARE through it!!!
A few days later…THE WHOLE THING CRASHED WHEN THEY HAD A COUPLE…HUNDRED…PEOPLE TRY TO LOG ON AT THE SAME TIME!!!
3…2…1…LAUNCH!!!
And what happened???
NOTHING!!!
People can’t get on the site.
People who DO get on the site are FLABBERGASTED at the price of their premiums.
And how many…In the first 3 weeks…HAVE signed up???
About 36,000….Near as anyone can tell but, yesterday, Obama said “Thousands have signed up.”
Not HUNDREDS of thousands.
NOT TENS of thousands.
“THOUSANDS…”
That would be about 200,000 FEWER people than have signed up for the chance to make a 1 WAY TRIP TO…MARS!!!!
MARS…where there is, right now, possibly more intelligent life than exists in the oval office.
200,000 MORE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER GO TO MARS…AND NEVER COME BACK…THAN HAVE SIGNED UP FOR OBAMACARE!!!
Rosemary’s Baby didn’t have this many issues.
But…TAKE HEART SOCIALISTS…THE DICTATOR HAS MADE IT ALL BETTER!!!!
Yesterday, Obama does what he does best.
He gave a speech, in the Rose Garden and, like so many of the Dictator’s speeches…He had a dozen people HE CLAIMS have managed to SIGN UP FOR OBAMACARE!!!
ONLY 2 OF THOSE USEFUL IDIOTS BEING USED AS PROPS HAD ACTUALLY SIGNED UP!!!
As for the other 10…I hear Mars is beautiful this time of year.
Oh…He said he was disappointed in the website roll out and that they were working to fix the issues but…And here’s the BIG NEWS from yesterday’s prop infested speech…
THE DICTATOR NOW SUGGESTS THAT YOU CALL THE 1-800 NUMBER AND SIGN UP FOR SOCIALISM OVER THE PHONE!!!!!
JUST CALL 1-800-318-2596 AND SIGN UP!!! SOCIALISM IS NOW JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY!!!
That’s 1-800 F (1) UCK YO TO SIGN UP!!!!!
Yeah…THAT’S THE NUMBER!!!!!
So, what happens when you call to sign up for socialism?
Ummmmm…
YOU ARE TOLD BY A BRIAN WASHED OPERATOR THAT THEY “CANNOT GIVE YOU PRICES OVER THE PHONE” AND THAT YOU…“CANNOT SIGN UP FOR OBAMACARE OVER THE PHONE!!!!!”
Huh?
YEP!!!
What they want you to do is…GIVE THE GOVERNMENT OPERATOR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND THEN…THEY WILL SEND TO YOU…VIA SNAIL MAIL…THE PAPERWORK FOR YOU TO FILL OUT AND SEND BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT…VIA SNAIL MAIL!!!!!
No email.
No website.
SNAIL MAIL AND A TELEPHONE!!!
WELCOME TO SOCIALISM IN THE 21st CENTURY!!!!! Pretty much exactly the same as socialism in the early to mid 20th century but now with…FREE BIRTH CONTROL!!!
So we’re back to telephones and paper.
What could possible go wrong???
If the HINDENBURG had struck the TITANIC…We’d have something to which we could accurately compare this.
The website, 3 years and $634 million dollars in the making, doesn’t work.
The call center in east central BUTTKRACKISTAN, 3 weeks and untold millions in the making, doesn’t work.
The United States Post Office, which recently defaulted on their bills, has raised the price of stamps so as to buy more of those, “Next Window Please” signs and is widely known for LOSING the mail and…
IF YOU DON’T SIGN UP AND PAY FOR DICTATOR MANDATED SOCIALISM…
The IRS, who has been TARGETING CONSERVATIVES for political purposes…The same yahoos that just LOST $67 MILLION DOLLARS they were given to implement THEIR enforcement arm of Obamacare…Will COME AFTER YOU and FINE YOU into submission unless of course…You decide NOT to pay the fines.
In that case…THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COULD TAKE YOUR HOME!!!
If all of that isn’t enough…Consider this…
THIS IS THE SAME BUNCH OF SLAPPIES THAT WILL BE MAKING YOUR HEALTHCARE DECISION VIA A 15 MEMBER PANEL OF BUREAUCRATIC BABOONS!!!!!!!
What could POSSIBLY go WRONG???
So…How exactly did this happen?
Well…
According to John Engates, chief technology officer at Rackspace, a cloud computer service provider and a guy who should know, the system that the Obamacrap site is built FROM uses 10 year old technology.
Engates says, “It is a core problem in the sense of it’s fundamental to this thing actually working, but it’s not necessarily a problem that the people who wrote HealthCare.gov can get to. Even if they had a perfect system, it still won’t work.”
If you ask Jeff Kim, president of C
DNetworks, a content-delivery network and, another guy who should know…”The application could be fundamentally flawed. They may be using 1990’s technology in 2.0 world.”
And, according to George Edwards, computer scientist at USC AND THE SORT OF GUY WHO TRAINS GUYS WHO SHOULD KNOW…“[It’s] like trying to repair a car while someone is driving it.”
So how much will it cost to fundamentally fix the fundamentally flawed website that has fundamentally transformed America back to when brick phones were fundamentally state of the art?
Millions?
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS???
WHO KNOWS???
It’s your money they’re spending, not theirs so do you really think anybody in this regime CARES???
OF COURSE NOT!!!
Whatever it costs, don’t be surprised if they add it to your skyrocketing premiums.
Let’s just say that the Obamacare fairy sprinkles pixie dust over the system tonight and tomorrow morning, when you get up, it’s working harder than a unicorn farting rainbows at an all you can eat nacho bar.
Smooth sailing, right?
Not so fast there skippy.
The entire absurd thing relies on YOUNG people SIGNING UP for OBAMACARE to make it all “affordable,” and who, exactly are these “young people???”
Well, they’re the same folks who, by the rule of Obamacare, CAN STAY ON THEIR PARENTS POLICIES UNTIL THEY ARE 26 YEARS OLD and…THIS IS THE SAME EXACT DEMOGRAPHIC THAT IS HAVING THEIR RATES SHOOT THROUGH THE ROOF!!!
And if the cost of their PREMIUMS are absurdly high…WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THE DEDUCTIBLES!!!
Can someone explain to me exactly why THEY would be eager to SIGN UP FOR SOCIALISM when they could simply pay the weekend’s worth of beer fine of $95 dollars instead????
Anybody?
Bueller?
Bueller?
So go ahead all you socialists out there. Wrap your personal information around a brick and throw it through the white house window then run on home to wait by your mailbox but, remember, you’re more likely to win the Publisher’s Clearing House jackpot than actually get…”AFFORDABLE” Healthcare from the Dictator’s regime.
Mars huh???
And to see just how easily Obama can transfer attention from Obamadoesntcare to Immigration………
the rumors are that they have hired illegal immigrants to be ACA navigators.
i didnt care for the and they will take your house???? guess its not mine after all ? guess i wont paint this year