When it comes to finding ways of exhibiting moronic behavior…Liberals and Socialists have been busier than a CLOWDER OF CATS TRYING TO BURY TURDS ON A CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

Let’s jump right in, shall we?

Isn’t this quaint?

The NSA which…ABSOLUTELY IS NOT SPYING ON AMERICANS…Is…Apparently…SPYING ON 35 DIFFERENT WORLD LEADERS including German Chancellor Angela Merkel…The PRIME MINISTER of BELGIUM and the PRIME MINISTER OF…THE NEATHERLANDS!!!

Hotbeds of enemy activity all.

NOBODY’S SCHNITZEL RECIPE IS SAFE!!!

Hmmmm…

“This is nothing at all to do with politics. We’ve made crystal clear that we want to find these people and bring them to justice. Whether we pay a couple million dollars isn’t the point — the point is we believe it’s a priority … and whether they are on a website or not doesn’t change that.” 

Those were the words of State Department blather piece Marie Harf when she was asked WHY there was NO REWARD being offered for information leading to the arrest of those responsible for…THE TERRORIST ATTACKS THAT KILLED 4 AMERICANS IN BENGHAZI!!!

Hell…I don’t need a reward…

THERE HE IS…SITTING THERE WITH HIS FEET ON THE DESK…IN THE OVAL OFFICE…

GET HIM…GET HIM!!!!!

You’re welcome.

And…

LO AND BEHOLD…SOMEBODY HAS ACTUALLY BEEN FIRED IN THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE FIASCO!!!

Yep…ERLING DAVIS!!!

Who????

Erling Davis, the nice lady who took SEAN HANNITY’S PHONE CALL and ANSWERED HIS QUESTIONS POLITELY, WITH KINDNESS AND…HONESTY!!!!!

SHE GOT FIRED!!! BECAUSE…SOMEBODY AT THE OBAMACARE 20^TH CENTURY “PHONE IN FOR SOCIALISM” COMPANY…DIDN’T LIKE HER HONEST ANSWERS!!!

What do you expect from the regime that blamed Benghazi on a YOU TUBE VIDEO???

Hannity is giving the nice woman $26,000.00 and his personal assistance in finding a new job.

THAT’LL BE ONE MORE JOB THAN OBAMA’S CREATED!!!

Anyway…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, isn’t this SPECIAL???

In Seattle, the great Northwest’s mecca for LIBERAL FOOLISHNESS…

The city council just enacted EMINENT DOMAIN to take away a PARKING LOT from its 103 YEAR OLD OWNER for what THEY deemed to be THE BETTER GOOD!!!!!

Soooooooo…

What exactly do they intend to turn this parking lot INTO???

A hospital for children with cancer???

No.

A home for orphans???

Nooooooooo…

Another STARBUCKS?????

Nope…Not even THAT.

No…What the city council of Seattle intends to build…”FOR THE BETTER GOOD”…where a PARKING LOT now stands IS…..

A PARKING LOT!!!!!!!

What the 103 year old owner, a Miss Woldson, wants to do with her parking lot is…LEAVE IT IN HER WILL TO…A CHARITY!!!!!

The lot  sits near where some major overpass is being constructed and…IF IT’S EVER FINISHED…the lot will INCREASE IN VALUE!!!

So…What exactly does a CHARITY need with a PRIME parking lot???

MISS WOLDSON’S IDEA IS THAT THE CHARITY COULD THEN SELL THE PARKING LOT AND BENEFIT THE GREATER GOOD OF THE COMMUNITY WITH THE PROCEEDS!!!!

That, of course, is exactly what the city council of Seattle does NOT want to happen.

“FOR THE BETTER GOOD”…THESE WEASELS WANT TO SEIZE THE PARKING LOT NOW SO THAT WHEN IT’S VALUE INCREASES…THEY CAN SELL IT!!!!!!!

Using this sort of liberal/socialist logic…

THOSE GREEDY BABOONS WOULD TAKE THE POTS AND PANS OUT OF A SOUP KITCHEN SO THEY COULD USE THEM TO CATER THEIR NEXT…BLACK TIE RAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG PARTY!!!!!

And who gets left out in the cold Seattle rain in this parking lot FIASCO???

A PRIVATELY RUN CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION THAT IS TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP THE VERY PEOPLE THESE SLOBBERING SLUGS OF SOCIALISM CLAIM THEY STAND FOR!!!

Fuming.

Oh, for the love of GOD!!!

Our prancing Dictator wants to REDESIGN the Marine Corps covers!!!

HE WANTS A MORE…UNISEX LOOK FOR THE UNITED STATES MARINES!!!

Look…No offense to the other great branches of the armed services but…

The United States Marines are THE branch that will KICK THE ENEMY’S ASS…FROM THE LAND…THE AIR AND FROM THE SEA!!!!!

But Obama wants them to look more…UNISEX?????

What’s next?

IS HE GONNA HAVE THEM HOLDING PRETTY PINK UMBRELLAS WITH A FRINGE AROUND THE EDGE?????

How about this?

RATHER THAN SPEND $8 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS ON GIRLIE HATS…BUY THE CORPS SOME DAMNED BULLETS!!!!!

WHEN DID THE DOD CONTRACT QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY TO FANCY UP THE HATS???

Nothing looks tighter and more outstanding than a Marine in full dress uniform. NOTHING establishes a sense of AWE like a UNITED STATES MARINE IN PARADE DRESS but…

THESE NEW COVERS WILL MAKE PEOPLE GIGGLE LIKE 12 YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRLS BECAUSE…THOSE JAR HEADS ARE GONNA…LOOK…LIKE 12 YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRLS!!!!

I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE Marine Corps DEVIL DOGS if these PILLBOX HATS BECOME THE NEW FASHION ACCESSORY!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

OH WOE ARE THE OBAMACARE, BOOT-LICKING SOCIALISTS!!!

The ILK of celebrities like…

Lady Gaga, Amy Poehler, Nina Dobrev, Rosario Dawson, Sarah Silverman, Olivia Wilde, Alicia Keys, Jennifer Hudson, Pearl Jam, Lance Bass, John Legend, Alyssa Milano and Kerry Washington and so many more spent WEEKS and MONTHS pushing OBAMACRAP through their SOCIALLY DISEASED MEDIA outlets…

CROWING AND STRUTTING ABOUT LIKE PEACOCKS…

Telling their legions of MIND-NUMBED FANS…HOW GREAT OBAMACARE WAS GOING TO BE but…

Since October 1^st and THE GREAT ROLL OUT OF THE TRAIN WRECK…They have been as silent as bugs IN A ROACH MOTEL!!!!!

What’s the matter HOLLYWEIRD???

EMBARRASSED BY THE REALITY OF IT ALL?????

Of course…THEY aren’t the ONLY vermin JUMPING OFF THE SINKIN’ SHIP…ARE THEY???

Guess who ELSE would rather swim than sink???

EVERY SINGLE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST OF THE UNITED STATES SENATE THAT HURLED INSULTS AND VILE ALLEGATIONS AT THE TEA PARTY MEMBERS OF CONGRESS OVER THE MERE IDEA OF DELAYING THE TRAIN WRECK AND WHO ARE NOW, THEMSELVES…UP FOR ELECTION IN 2014!!!!!

YOU CAN’T GET CATS TO RUN AWAY FROM AN OUT OF CONTROL WATER-WEENIE AS FAST AS THIS BUNCH OF SOCIALISTS ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE LAW THEY VOTED FOR BEFORE ANYONE WAS ALLOWED TO READ IT!!!!

I, for one, would like to see this measure OFFICIALLY TITLED…THE…”TEA PARTY TED WAS RIGHT AND THE MONKEY’S NUTS SOCIALISTS IN THE SENATE WERE WRONG” DELAY!!!!!

So…Now that the whole thing is falling apart…WHO’S TO BLAME???

According to HOWLIN’ HOWARD DEAN…“First off all, in fairness, you have to blame Republicans for some of this because they delayed everything they possibly could.”

Wait, WHAT???

“THE REPUBLICANS HAVE…DELAYED…EVERYTHING THEY POSSIBLY COULD????”

Hell…We tried to REPEAL IT but thanks to HARRY (monkey’s nuts) REID…WE…WEREN’T ABLE TO DELAY…ANYTHING!!!!

WE…DIDN’T CAST ONE SINGLE VOTE FOR THIS PUNCH BOWL FLOATER…WE…HAD NO INPUT INTO IT AND WE…WEREN’T ALLOWED TO EVEN MAKE CONGRESS ABIDE BY IT!!!

Sooooooooo…

THE REPUBLICANS WERE 100% SHUT OUT OF IT AND NOW THAT THE TRAIN WRECK IS IN PROGRESS AND EVERYBODY’S WATCHING IT HAPPEN…THE REPUBLICANS HAVE TO SHOULDER PART OF THE BLAME?????

Then…HOWIE…Summoning ALL the intelligence of the socialist collective…Uttered THIS gem of wisdom…

“The glitches in the Affordable Care Act website are not big.”

HELLO????

YOU CAN’T EVEN LOG INTO THE SITE!!!!!!

Good grief.

Meanwhile…in the house hearings yesterday…The BUMPER STICKER TALKING POINT FROM THE SOCIALISTS WAS…”FIX IT DON’T NIX IT!!!”

And congressman Frank Pallone…A SOCIALIST FROM NEW JERSEY…ANGRILY told the House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing …”I WILL NOT YIELD TO THIS MONKEY COURT” and actually suggested to Republicans that…“You are trying to scare people so they won’t apply!”

BAILIFF BONZO…HAVE THAT JACKASS REMOVED FROM THIS COURT!!!!!

Listen, Frankie…The ONLY thing people are SCARED of IS THE SKYROCKETING OF THEIR INSURANCE PREMIUMS UNDER OH-CRAP-O-CARE AND…THEY CAN’T APPLY BECAUSE…THE WEBSITE YOU DON’T WANT TO INVESTIGATE WON’T LET THEM AND THE 1-800-F(1)UCKYO NUMBER THE GIRLY HAT IN CHIEF WANTS YOU TO CALL…TELLS YOU TO LOG INTO THE WEBSITE THAT…DOESN’T WORK!!!!!

And Henry Waxman actually tried to make the case that the Unaffordable Crap Act was…”AN ENORMOUS SUCCESS WITH ONE IMPORTANT EXCEPTION…IT HAS A POORLY DESIGNED WEBSITE!!!”

Ummmm…Hank…Because of your “ENORMOUSLY SUCCESSFUL” LAW…MORE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROWN OFF THEIR INSURANCE COVERAGE THAN HAVE ENROLLED IN O-DICTATOR-CARE!!!!!

SO FAR…IT’S AS SUCCESSFUL AS THE LANDING OF THE HINDENBURG!!!!!

As for the “witnesses” before the committee…

WHAT A BUNCH OF PINHEADS!!!

THEY COULDN’T EVEN TELL THE COMMITTEE WHERE THE $634 MILLION DOLLARS WENT!!!

They build computer systems for a living and none of em now how to run Exel?????

THEY PROVIDED AS MUCH INFORMATION AS TO WHAT WENT WRONG…WHY IT WENT WRONG…WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE AND WHO KNEW WHAT AND WHEN AS…

HELEN KELLER COULD HAVE!!!

THEY BUILD A WEBSITE AND YET NONE OF THEM HAD ANY RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE…EACH OF THEM HAS PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY BUILT INTO THEIR CYA CONTRACTS!!!

It seems that the committee may well be asking the right questions of the wrong people.

THE NSA KNOWS WHAT KIND OF TOILET PAPER THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY USED LAST TUESDAY…

ASK THEM WHO SCREWED THE U.S. TAXPAYERS TO THE TUNE OF $634 MILLION BUCKS AND LAUNCHED A TURD ON OCTOBER 1^ST!!!!!

HOLY CATS…MY TEETH ARE ON FIRE!!!

It’s Friday my friends and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!