Well, rather than a 3^rd episode of GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FUMES…This week…We’re back to regular, garden variety liberal insanity.

Tuesday…In Pekin Illinois…26-year-old Adam Lester was arrested for doing…140 MPH…IN A 55MPH ZONE…ON A MOTORCYCLE…WITH A 16 YEAR OLD PASSENGER ON THE BACK!!!

I have no idea how they even CAUGHT the KAWASAKI COMET but…His explanation is what leads me to believe he is a liberal.

ADAM LESTER TOLD THE COPS HE WAS DRIVING SO FAST BECAUSE…HE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!

I’m willing to bet that wasn’t a problem for his passenger.

Meanwhile…

Over on MSNBCommies…Morning Joe spend the batter part of 2 weeks…Calling the TEA PARTY a bunch of…ARSONISTS…HOSTAGE TAKERS…RANSOM DEMANDING RADICALS WITH BOMBS STRAPPED TO THEIR CHESTS and then had…BILL AYERS…THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND DOMESTIC TERRORIST FROM THE 1970’s ON AS A GUEST TO…SELL HIS NEW BOOK!!!!!

Maybe next week they’ll take a full day to remember MOTHER THERESA as a COLD HEARTED SHREW and then have CASEY ANTHONY ON TO PLUG HER NEW LIFETIME MOVIE OF THE WEEK!!!!!

And…

Over at Middle Tennessee State University in Murfreesboro…a LGBT Greek organization (Gay Phelta Guy???) is displaying a GAY…AMERICAN FLAG!!!!!

50 stars and 13 rainbow stripes.

I don’t know…The original 13 GAY COLONIES????

Anyway…

One has to wonder if…

Every time a gay upperclassman has to take Viagra…DO THEY FLY THE ABSURD THING AT…HALF MAST?????

My friends and fellow patriots…Today is Friday and we may as well laugh before we all go stark-raving MAD.

I’m fuming!

Well, we’ve found yet another BIG problem with Obamacare.

Especially if you live in Maryland.

Remember when the Dictator lied and told you…”If you LIKE your doctor…You can KEEP your Doctor?”

Ummmm…Well…

Apparently…1 person in Maryland managed to log on to the Obamacrap site and guess what???

THERE ARE NO DOCTORS LISTED IN THE ENTIRE STATE!!!!!

In Maryland, like everywhere else…Your PREMIUMS are GOING THROUGH THE ROOF but…If you get sick there…OBAMACARE DOESN’T HAVE ONE SINGLE SOLITARY DOCTOR AUTHORIZED TO TREAT YOU!!!!!

That’s a problem.

Not only can you not KEEP your doctor in Maryland…YOU CAN’T EVEN FIND YOUR DOCTOR IN MARYLAND!!!!!

If that’s not bad enough…

Experts are now saying it will take MONTHS…IF NOT YEARS…To fix the Obamacrap website.

YEARS!!!!!!!

We may have identified one of the issues however…

THE WEBSITE WAS DESIGNED AND BUILT BY…THE ONLY COMPANY THE OBAMA REGIME REVIEWED!!!!

It’s a Canadian based IT company that has just recently been…FIRED BY CANADA FOR DESIGNING THEIR POORLY PERFORMING HEALTHCARE WEBSITE!!!!!

Just as we learned more about this horrible law only AFTER it was passed…WE ARE NOW LEARNING MORE AND MORE ABOUT THIS HORRIBLE WEBSITE ONLY AFTER IT WAS ROLLED OUT!!!

The thing is so full of holes…according to website experts…that everything you put in it is…SUBJECT TO EASY ACCESS BY…HACKERS!!!

Yep…That would include your PRIVATE MEDICAL RECORDS…YOUR INCOME…YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS…YOUR ADDRESS…EVERYTHING!!!!!

So…When Obama says people will eventually LOVE Obamacare…HE’S TALKING ABOUT IDENTITY THIEVES!!!!!

Fuming.

This is insane and exactly the sort of thing we have come to expect from liberals.

In Boston…

High school HONOR STUDENT…Erin Cox…Got a text from a friend who said she was too drunk to drive home from a nearby party.

Sooooo…Cox…Being a GOOD FRIEND and SOMEONE OF HIGH MORAL CHARACTER…Went to the party…Found her friend and…After being cleared by the cops to leave the party…ACTED AS A DESIGNATED DRIVER AND TOOK HER FRIEND HOME…SAFELY!!!

Then…Her school heard about it and…

STRIPPED ERIN COX OF HER CAPTAINS ROLE FROM THE VOLLEYBALL TEAM AND…SUSPENDED HER!!!!

THE PINHEADS AT North Andover High School SAID COX WAS IN VIOLATION OF THEIR ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY REGARDING ALCOHOL AND DRUGS!!!

Sounds more to ME like this ASYLUM OF YOUTH INDOCTRINATION HAS A ZERO TOLERANCE FOR…DOING THE RIGHT THING!!!!!

Soooo…What have we learned here boys and girls???

That you GET THE EXACT SAME PUNISHMENT FOR NOT GOING TO THE PARTY AND GETTING HAMMERED AS YOU DO…FOR…GOING TO THE PARTY AND GETTING HAMMERED???

DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!

Extra credit question!!!!!

AND WHAT ARE ALL YOU LITTLE JUNIOR LIBERALS GOING TO DO THIS WEEKEND?????

Grab the car keys and a bottle of Jack?

DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!

I’ll tell you this much…WHOEVER is IN CHARGE of that ASYLUM has AN IQ, MATHEMATICALLY EQUAL TO…THEIR TOLERANCE POLICY!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

We wonder why our country is sliding into the abyss???

Over in the nation’s cesspool…THE REPUBLIK OF KALIFORNIA…

ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE NOW CLEARED TO…

PRACTICE LAW!!!!!

Yep…

THEY CAN SNEAK OVER THE BORDER AND MARCH INTO A COURT OF LAWLESSNESS AND…BE A LAWYER!!!

All they have to do is PASS THE BAR and SHAZAM…

THEY CAN PROSECUTE YOU FOR ANY ALLEGED VIOLATION OF THE LAW!!!!

Let’s say that you are hauled into court for…

TRESPASSING…as an example. You know…BEING ON SOMEBODY ELSE’S PROPERTY…WITHOUT PERMISSION…as it were.

Oh…YOU WANTED to be there but…THERE IS A LAW THAT SAYS YOU SHOULDN’T BE THERE…you know…WITHOUT THE OWNERS OF THE PROPERTY SAYING THAT THEY ARE AWARE OF AND AGREE TO YOU BEING THERE.

That sort of thing.

There…In KALIFORNIA…on the other side of the court room stands the PROSECUTING ATTORNEY…

JOSE JUAN HIDALGO JIMENEZ RODRIGUEZ DELGADO…JOHNSON…or whatever name he’s using that day and…IN THE LANGUAGE FROM THE LEFT SIDE OF THE GROCERY STORE AISLE SIGNS…HE TELLS THE JUDGE THAT YOU’RE…LOCO!!!

Your attorney…MICHAEL PATRICK TIMOTHY SEAN…MURPHY-DEL TORO…his real name…WANTS TO REGISTER AN OBJECTION AND THE BAILIFF PIPES UP AND SAYS…

PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH…PRESS 2 FOR ILLEGAL ALIEN!!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????

We’re talking about people who have…BROKEN THE LAW JUST BY BEING IN KALIFORNIA…PRACTICING LAW IN KALIFORNIA!!!!

Let’s look at the OTHER side of the legal brief…shall we?

Let’s say that YOU are the shop owner…A small convenience store…and you get robbed. Some slacker…High as a kite on MEDICAL pot comes in and rips you off for an entire display rack of…MUNCHIES…

He get’s caught and there you are in court…with your attorney and over there…DEFENDING this POT SMOKING WEASEL is HIS attorney…

THE FREAKIN’ FRITO BANDITO!!!!!!!

Now think about THIS for a moment…

You are the victim of some…MEDICAL MALPRACTICE…YOU HAVE HAD YOUR SAVINGS CLEANED OUT BY OBAMACARE AND…THE 15 MEMBER…BUREAUCRATIC PANEL OF GOVERNMENT PENCIL PUSHERS SAYS THAT…YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GET THE LIVER YOU NEED BECAUSE…YOU DIDN’T VOTE FOR OBAMA IN HIS 4^TH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

YOU CAN’T SLEEP FROM WORRY AND THERE…IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT…WHILE YOU’RE WATCHING RERUNS OF DUCK DYNASTY…YOU SEE THE ANSWER…YOUR LAST HOPE…

SOME ATTORNEY…DOING A LATE-NIGHT COMMERCIAL…FROM THE PARKING LOT OF…HOME DEPOT…TELLING YOU THAT HE CAN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS FOR $7.00 PER HOUR…CASH!!!

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS…GIVE HIM A LITTLE PERSONAL INFORMATION AND…

HE CAN GET YOU RE-REGISTERED AS A SOCIALIST…ALTER YOUR DMV RECORDS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU DRIVE A PRIUS…AND…HE CAN GET YOU A PIRATED iBAMA PHONE 7…FOOD STAMPS AND 3 FAMILIES OF FUTURE LAWYERS TO LIVE IN YOUR GARAGE!!!!!

It’s Friday my Patriot friends and…

AY CARAMBA…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!