This is a SPECIAL SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN edition of our weekly wrap up.

You didn’t really think the shutdown could stop the Fume did ya?

THIS IS ESSENTIAL!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

A little quick research shows that there are a multitude of NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS in Washington DC.

We ARE in the midst of a government shutdown.

Yes?

Sooooooooo…

CLOSE DOWN THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE WHY DON’T YA???????

That’s right…FURLOUGH OBAMA AND MAKE HIM AND HIS HUSBAND PACK UP THEIR PRAYER RUGS AND MOVE INTO A MOTEL 6!!!!!!

Guess what else is on the list…

THE U.S. CAPITOL BUILDING!!!

SHUT ER DOWN!!!!!!!!

There IS precedent for doing this ya know…

According to their website…“Due to the temporary shutdown of the federal government, the Library of Congress is closed to the public and researchers beginning Oct. 1, 2013 until further notice.”

THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS…JUST LIKE THE CAPITOL AND THE WHITE HOUSE…IS A NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARK!!!

Of course…Not ALL Hysterical…I Mean…HISTORICAL landmarks there are shut down for the shutdown.

ONE place that’s still OPEN and READY for business is…

THE CONGRESSIONAL CEMETERY!!!!!

That’s because…SOME OF THOSE CRUSTY OLD BLOOD-SUCKERS HAVE BEEN IN OFFICE SO LONG THEY’VE HAD ONE FOOT IN THE PLACE FOR DECADES!!!!!!!

I say…AS LONG AS IT”S OPEN…USE IT!!!

Look…If you don’t think this shutdown showdown is hitting the Obama’s HARD…Consider this…

MOOCHELLE HAD TO FURLOUGH HER OFFICIAL TWITTER TWEETER!!!!!!

And what of the white house GARDENER???

He didn’t get FURLOUGHED…HE GOT FIRED!!!

James “Jim” Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to scores of US Presidents and First Ladies.

In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey, proclaimed his innocence and strongly condemned his firing.

“It all happened so fast. I’m still in a daze,” said the bewildered Whitey. “All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rosebed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week.”

“I called out to my assistants, “Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?” And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling my ass off the property!!!”

Okay…That may or may NOT be true…I only have time for so much research but…What I DO know is that our government is FULL of NON essential leaches and when it comes to FURLOUGHS…

START AT THE TOP OF THE SALARY LADDER AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN!!!!!

I’m willing to BET that the crew emptying the TRASH CANS could come up with a budget that SPENDS less than they TAKE IN because…THEY HAVE TO DO IT IN THEIR HOMES EVERY DAY!!!

In the meantime…

REHIRE THE GARDENER AND LET HIM GET THE WEEDS OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE…THE ROSE GARDEN LOOKS GOOD JUST THE WAY IT IS!!!

Fuming.

So…

According to James…”Clap On, Clap Off…The” Clapper…

SPIES may be looking to switch sides because of the GREAT SHUTDOWN of 2013!!!

Clapper, who usually can’t find his keester with both hands and a GPS unit…Seems to think the shutdown and money woes will cause those who HAVE been spying for US…To go and spy for someone with MONEY.

Gee…Wasn’t that happening BEFORE the “SHUTDOWN???”

HELLO ED SNOWDEN…WHEREVER HE IS!!!!!

Said Clapper, “This is a dreamland for foreign intelligence services to recruit.”

Clapper claims that roughly 70 percent of civilians doing intelligence work have been furloughed.

Hmmmmm……

Judging by the state of our intel…I’d hazard a guess the other 30% are on vacation.

“The danger here of course (is) that this will accumulate over time. The damage will be insidious. So each day that goes by, the jeopardy increases,” Clapper said a couple of days ago.

It seems to me…If we furloughed the DEPARTMENT THAT WRITES AND ENFORCES THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GUIDELINES FOR OUR INTELLIGENCE SERVICES…WE’D BE DOING A WHOLE LOT BETTER WITH OR WITHOUT A SHUTDOWN!!!

Besides…Right now it’s pretty hard to make ANYONE believe we even HAVE a National INTELLIGENCE Department but it’s Director MAY have gotten ONE thing right.

On Wednesday, the CLAP stated that he “cannot guarantee the country is safe in the current condition.”

IF, BY THAT, HE MEANS AS LONG AS THERE IS A KENYAN MUSLIM TRAITOR PUTTING HIS FEET ON OUR FURNITURE IN OUR OVAL OFFICE…

HE’S SPOT ON!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And FINALLY, there’s John McDonald…The VP over at AMC Theaters who said…”There are hundreds of thousands of federal workers whose lives are being impacted… While we can’t do anything to resolve gridlock in Washington, D.C., we can provide a few hours of entertainment and free popcorn while they wait to get back to work.”

Well isn’t that delightful…

FEDERAL “WORKERS” WEREN’T OFF THE “JOB” FOR 3 HOURS BEFORE AMC DECIDED THEIR HARDSHIPS ARE SO GREAT…THEY DESERVE FREE MOVIE TICKETS AND FREE POPCORN!!!

Meanwhile…the REST of us…WHO HAVE BEEN GETTING SCREWED BY THE “FEDERAL WORKERS” AND THIS ABSURD ADMINISTRATION FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS…

What do WE get from AMC???

A CRAPPY REMAKE OF A MOVIE FROM  SOME HOLLYWOOD ASYLUM THAT WE HAVE TO SHELL OUT A SMALL FORTUNE FOR  POPCORN THAT COSTS MORE THAN FREAKIN’ SPACE SHUTTLE!!!!!

Look…I know it costs the same amount to make a movie that most LOTTERY WINNERS GET…BEFORE TAXES but…

DO THEY HAVE TO TRY TO MAKE IT UP ON 1 BOX OF GOOBERS?????

Anyway…

AMC isn’t the ONLY outfit GIVING CRAP AWAY to disenfranchised PROFESSIONAL PILLAGERS FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

There are places in DC giving away FREE soda…FREE cupcakes…FREE coffee…

IF WAS ALL AS FREE AS OBAMACARE…I WOULDN’T MIND A BIT but…

HAVEN’T WE…THE TAXPAYERS…BEEN BUYING ALL THESE YAHOOS THEIR COFFEE, CUPCAKES AND MOVIE TICKETS SINCE THEY GOT THEIR NON ESSENTIAL JOBS TO BEGIN WITH???

Think about it.

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WORK DURING THE SHUTDOWN BECAUSE…THEIR FEDERAL, TAXPAYER FUNDED “JOBS” AREN’T NECESSARY!!!!

And now…To make up for not being able to do whatever they did that they didn’t need to be doing anyway…BUSINESSES THAT HAVE BEEN RAKED OVER THE COALS…SUBJECTED TO BURDENSOME REGULATIONS AND TAXED OUT THE WAZOO…ARE GIVING THEM FREEBIES?????

“PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR FREE OBAMA PHONES DURING YOUR FREE SHOWING OF LEE DANIELS’ THE BUTLER AND DON’T FORGET TO GET YOUR FREE OBAMACORN IN THE LOBBY!!!”  

There are MILLIONS of people out there who haven’t had a job in YEARS or who are UNDER EMPLOYED and boat loads MORE who have been forced from FULL-TIME employment to PART-TIME jobs.

Are THEY getting FREE MOVIE TICKETS???

FREE POPCORN???

FREE COFFEE OR FREE CUPCAKES???

Nope but… THE VERY PEOPLE WHO GAVE SANDRA FLUKE “FREE” BIRTH CONTROL ARE NOW GETTING FREE THIS AND THAT ALL OVER DC!!!

Why?

BECAUSE THEY GOT FURLOUGHED…IN THE MORNING ON TUESDAY AND, BY THE TIME THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THEIR FIRST GOVERNMENT MANDATED MID-MORNING BREAK…THEY NEEDED A DIAPER CHANGE AND A FREE CUPCAKE?????

Did it ever occur to anyone that…Were NON essential “workers” never HIRED in the first place…OUR GOVERNMENT WOULDN’T BE LOOKING FOR LOOSE CHANGE UNDER THE SEAT CUSHIONS????

If ya listen to the knot-heads in the SENATE…OH WOE IS THEM…FURLOUGHING GOVERNMENT WORKERS…WHAT WILL THEY DO???

WHAT WILL THEY DO???

And in the middle of it all…

THERE STANDS THAT WOMBAT…NANCY PELOSI…WEARING A $400.00 SILK SCARF!!!

SHE’S TRYING TO CONVINCE AMERICANS THAT SHE STANDS FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE!!!!!!

Does she realize…What she paid for that SCARF would have bought POPCORN AT THE MOVIES FOR 6 PEOPLE…IF THEY DIDN’T ALL MIND SHARING A SMALL BAG…FROM AN OLD BAG????????

There is NO REASON why ANYBODY should be CODDLING these sorry sacks JUST BECAUSE THEY GOT FURLOUGHED!!!

800,000 NON essential GOVERNMENT “WORKERS” is what we’re talking about here.

EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND!!!!!!

THE SOCIALISTS, WHO WANT TO MAKE GOVERNMENT BIGGER…ARE OUT THERE CRYING BECAUSE…EIGHT…HUNDRED…THOUSAND GOVERNMENT WORKERS THAT AIN’T ESSENTIAL…ARE WATCHING FREE MOVIES…MUNCHING ON FREE POPCORN AND HAVING A FREE CUPCAKE?????

BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HIRE 46,000 MORE…NON ESSENTIAL…IRS AGENTS TO ENFORCE A NON WORKABLE HEALTH INSURANCE SYSTEM?????

Let me explain how the ESSENTIAL vs NON essential thing works.

If you own the IRS money…THAT PART OF THE IRS IS OPEN AND ESSENTIAL but…

IF THEY OWE YOU MONEY…THAT PART OF THE IRS CLOSED AND NON ESSENTIAL!!!!!

It’s no different with the rest of the government right now.

The REPUBLICANS want to KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OPEN AND SHUT DOWN OBAMACARE while…The SOCIALISTS would rather keep things like THE WWII MEMORIAL…THE GRAND CANYON AND THE CLAUDE MOORE COLONIAL FARM CLOSED BUT KEEP OBAMACARE OPEN!!!!!

If we would just FURLOUGH THE SOCIALISTS…THE REST OF US MIGHT HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE!!!

It’s Friday my friends and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!