Welcome to Chicken, Alaska

Over the last year or so, I have outlined, here in The National Patriot, how federal agencies…NON law enforcement agencies, have armed themselves to the teeth.

Over 70 different federal agencies have weapons, hollow point ammo and light armored vehicles.

I’m talking about agencies like the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration, the IRS, The National Education Administration and the Department of Agriculture.

73 Federal Agencies in all, are armed with nearly 2 BILLION rounds of ammo.

Today, we’re talking about the town of Chicken, Alaska.

Yes…

There IS such a place.

About 3 weeks ago, the EPA…That is the Environmental Protection Agency…Staged an ARMED RAID in Chicken, Alaska.

When I say “ARMED,” I mean…EPA agents carrying weapons and dressed in FULL RIOT GEAR AND BODY ARMOR.

Right there in…CHICKEN, ALASKA.

Surely, there was a damn good reason for this raid.

Right?

OF COURSE THERE WAS…As, according TO the EPA…Alaskan state troopers had told them that CHICKEN, ALASKA IS A HOTBED OF…HUMAN TRAFFICKING!!!!!

According to a spokesperson for the Alaska State Troopers…THEY NEVER TOLD THE EPA ANY SUCH THING!!!

Yes…CHICKEN, ALASKA!!!

The latest official count, from the U.S. Census Bureau in 2010, has all of 7 people living in Chicken, Alaska.

7.

SEVEN!!!!!

One can tell that Chicken, Alaska is a metropolis just by gazing at their skyline. Yes, that is beautiful DOWNTOWN Chicken.

When one looks at the geographic placement of Chicken, Alaska, one has to wonder…FROM where and TO where is this epidemic of HUMAN TRAFFICKING through CHICKEN, ALASKA taking place???

The EPA was not alone in this raid either.

ALSO participating in the raid were the FBI, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, the Bureau of Land Management, the Coast Guard, the National Oceanic and the Atmospheric Administration and the U.S. Park Service.

That makes, including the EPA…7 Federal Agencies…ARMED TO THE TEETH, making some sort of raid on Chicken, Alaska.

If each of those agencies sent just 1 agent to Chicken…IT WOULD HAVE DOUBLED THE POPULATION OF CHICKEN!!!

Not only does it seem wholly implausible for a place like Chicken, Alaska to be a hotbed of human TRAFFICKING…It’s a known FACT that Chicken, Alaska is not even a hotbed of human ACTIVITY!!!

Other than occasional tourists in their RV’s going through Chicken…NOTHING BUT THE WIND and…ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS… goes through Chicken.

So…What were they there, in Chicken Alaska, to raid???

THEY WERE LOOKING FOR THE…POSSIBILITY…OF CODE 404 VIOLATIONS.

Yes…The dreaded and possibly lethal…Code 404.

EXCESS MUD BEING WASHED INTO AREA STREAMS!!!!

That’s correct…The EPA regulates the amount of mud discharged into waterways.

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT…CHICKEN, ALASKA HERE…It’s a MINING area…IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE and, I’m guessing, as the winter snow melts…THERE IS A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF MUD.

Please feel free to take a shot in the dark at what might happen should it…rain…In or around…Chicken, Alaska.

For the liberals out there, allow me to give you the recipe for mud.

Dirt.

Water.

Mix.

One of the miners there, in Chicken, David Likins, said that from time to time…the local miners…little mom and pop outfits, “have to take federal compliance exams and that when a federal agency has a problem with a mining activity, it notifies the miner to correct it.”

NOT 3 WEEKS AGO.

3 Weeks ago…THEY CAME ARMED, IN BODY ARMOR AND HARASSED THE MINERS!!!

According to Chicken area miner C.R. “Dick” Hammond, “Imagine coming up to your diggings, only to see agents swarming over it like ants, wearing full body armor, with jackets that say POLICE emblazoned on them, and all packing side arms.”

“If it were my mine, and I was sitting on some gold, and people came storming out of the woods, I would probably meet them on the porch, with my shotgun,” said Miner David Likins.

So, are they really “looking for mud” and did they “REALLY FEAR” Chicken, Alaska’s booming HUMAN TRAFFICKING business?

Highly doubtful on both counts which then leaves the question being asked from BOTH sides of the congressional aisle.

“WTH?????”

Alaska senators Lisa Murkowski, a republican and, Mark Begich, a liberal are launching an investigation along with a STATE investigation called for by Alaskan Governor, Sean Parnell who said, “this level of intrusion and intimidation of Alaskans is absolutely unacceptable.”

Allow me to assist with some very obvious starting points.

You don’t buy 2 BILLION ROUNDS of ammo, BODY ARMOR, 2700 LIGHT ARMORED VEHICLES and WEAPONS…Disperse them throughout 73 DIFFERENT FEDERAL AGENCIES, most of which have no reason whatsoever to BE armed in the FIRST place and then send a dozen agents, from 7 VARIOUS FEDERAL AGENCIES…

TO THE REMOTE VILLAGE OF CHICKEN, ALASKA…

TO HARASS MINERS…

If what you’re looking for is…MUD…in the water.

You send a guy in a lab coat, who has the world’s largest BEAKER collection and a roaring case of hypochondria to handle THAT.

You DO, however, send a dozen heavily armed, body armor wearing federal agents to a far-flung, remote little mining village in ALASKA, if you want to try and pull off a LIVE ACTION…PRACTICE RAID…USING MULTIPLE AGENCIES…TO TEST INTER-AGENCY COMMUNICATIONS AND OPERATIONAL STRATEGIES…WHERE YOU HOPE NOBODY WILL NOTICE YOU…

If you are planning to use MORE of your 2 BILLION ROUNDS of ammo SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!

This is, of course, the administration that is in charge of EVERYTHING but knows NOTHING about ANYTHING when questions are being asked.

NOBODY in charge will have read their memos or emails…Nobody will know WHO sent the federal, multi-agency SWAT team to Chicken, Alaska…It’ll be blamed on a couple of low level agents in the EPA’s Cincinnati MUD INSPECTOR’S office,…SOMEBODY will plead the 5th…Holder will refuse to turn over evidence to congressional investigators…People will be put on PAID VACATION leave until they are PROMOTED to an even MORE overbearing position…ANYBODY who steps up to tell the TRUTH of what happened and who knew what and when about CHICKEN, ALASKA will be promptly DEMOTED and, if anyone gets TOO close to the TRUTH…Well…There’s always EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE!!!!!

Eventually, somebody will shout, “WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE,” and Obama will call Chicken, Alaska a “PHONY SCANDAL.”

We’re not talking about a rogue dairy farm or a bunch of guitar pluckers here…

WE’RE TALKIN’ BOUT CHICKEN, ALASKA!!!

And finally, to the liberal/socialists out there who will, no doubt try to dismiss this as nothing more than a wild conspiracy theory…

You told us, that we, as conservatives, were out of our minds when we said Obamacare would kill jobs and make insurance rates skyrocket but…We were right.

You told us we were insane when we said Obama was involved in Fast and Furious and then, he used Executive Privilege to bury it which he could ONLY do if he WAS involved.

You dismissed us when we told you that Obama would start trampling on the Constitution but, he has, in the last 5 years, trampled on the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 10th and other amendments while calling our Constitution “deeply flawed.”

You told us we had no idea what we were talking about when we said the media was in the bag for Obama and then, the leg tingles set in.

We told you that Obama’s foreign policy was dangerous and deadly. You told US that WE were crazy.

We were spot on.

We told YOU that Obama would drive the national debt into orbit. You told us it didn’t matter but, then our credit rating dropped.

Guess who was right on the money?

WE said his birth certificate was a fake…YOU told US that it was REAL.

Now, it’s been proven, by law enforcement and certified forensic experts, that it is, indeed, a fraud.

WE, as conservatives, KNEW we were being spied on and abused by federal agencies.

You said we were paranoid, tin foil hat wearing wing nuts.

Well…We WERE being abused by federal agencies and ALL of us were being spied upon.

YOU said it WAS a You Tube video that sparked Benghazi. WE said it WASN’T.

It WASN’T.

WE SAID THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG…REALLY WRONG…WHEN THE FEDERAL AGENCIES THAT LOOK FOR MUD IN THE WATER AND TRACK THE WEATHER WERE BEING ARMED AND PROVIDED BODY ARMOR AND LIGHT ARMORED VEHICLES.

You told us it was nothing. Move along. Nothing to see here.

AND NOW…IT TAKES A MULTI-AGENCY SWAT TEAM TO STORM A MINING VILLAGE, WHERE 7 PEOPLE LIVE, IN ONE OF THE MOST REMOTE PLACES IN THE UNITED STATES.

Welcome to Chicken, Alaska…Mud and Human Trafficking Capitol of the Great White North. Please do not feed the armed federal agents.

18 thoughts on “Welcome to Chicken, Alaska

  1. I have been through Chicken, Alaska. It is FAR, far away from another town, village or whatever, down a gravel road. Were they picking an isolated location for their “practice intimidation procedure”?

    This is NOT an isolated incident and the lamestream media, and including Fox News now, do not cover and alert Americans to what is going on, going down in our once free country.

    My recco: GET seriously involved in your local school board and let’s take back control over our children’s schooling. They need to be taught HOW to think; not WHAT to think. It is WAY out of hand in the education system and we will not get our country back without taking back our education system.

  2. This is the FEMA invasion sweeping the nation. I will make sure to spread the word. Looks like no one knows how to do their job.

  3. When the could of sent a SWAT team in on the Navy Yard massacre this week, they held them back. But they send them to Alaska to swarm in on seven people. The all of the US government agencies has lost their minds, it seems. This could only be a use for practice but then we they have a chance to actually do it, they are told to stand down. I guess it is being saved for US citizens only.

  4. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. The whole raid was a laugh but the money wasted on all those agencies would make me cry. How much dumber can our government get?

  5. NavyRetired: The charade goes farther than Washington. I agree with your charade comment. The justice system also is corrupt. The courts now routinely act with complete disregard for the constitution as do the local police. Unlawful search and seizure is no long unlawful! The doors to private homes are opened by battering rams more and more
    . The personal automobiles of citizens are routinely searched on the side of the road without warrants in hand by the police. It goes on and on. State legislatures pass laws without any comminucation with constituants. In my opinion, if you’re not a powerful lobbyist, or of you’re not a giant corporation, your voice has been squelched.

  6. What bothers me to no end is why the congress does not put a stop to this shit! They have over sight and they sit on their respective asses and do absolutely nothing! It makes you believe that the ENTIRE government is in on this charade that we call representative government – not just the liberals (although they would do it whether the republicans were complicit in it or not) but ALL of the elected officials and appointed bureaucrats!

  7. Great article, by why isn’t congress investigating the arming of all these federal agencies who have know business to be armed>

  8. Obama promised is own “civilian army” so to speak. Thousands of armored vehicles pre-positioned around the country under the local control of Sherffs departments, field offices of Federal agencies, all tucked away in onesies and twosies, here and there. Ammunition pre-positioned with various “care-takers”, communications gear, mobil kitchens, clothing, everything from the mundane to the exotic. All of this can be assembled into larger local forces, and larger still depending on various mission requirements. It’s how a Division, a Regiment or even a Battalion go to war. Define the mission, then pull together the various packages to accomplish the mission. Keep you eyes open and ears to the ground. Trust what your eyes and gut are telling you.

  9. What the government might be prepping for is the reaction of the American public when they find out that presidential elections will no longer be held. Mr. Prez just might
    be intending to never step down. Dictatorships are normally preceded by the future dictator arming a great number of thugs and surrounding himself with them.
    I think this happened in the 1930’s in Germany….. Is it happening here?

  10. @foxxy – this article hits closer than you think. It’s the natural (and human) resources that are going to be exploited under the guise of saving our economy, paying out debts, fictitious clean energy initiatives, and guaranteed jobs that come with the guaranteed rights we will be promised.

    Once they crash the dollar and hand out their EBT cards/tracking devices, all of our choices from groceries to doctors to energy consumption to schools and jobs will be subject to clearance at the gov’t database level. LA County orders a 640,000 Ipads? Common Core database will weed out the patriots with every homework assignment.

    We can’t wait until 2017. We need to get local legislators supporting the Levin Liberty Amendment process.

  11. This is just crazy, but I do have a “theory” I’m thinking the gov is getting ready to make some sort of move that is going to cause uproar among the civilian population and have been gearing up for it for the last 15 years or so. I think that is why they are arming all of these mundane agencies, so they can go into a control mode and deal with the people. This raid , as crazy as it sounds could have just been a training exorcise in their training. I also think that is what the so called “bombing” in boston was ,, just training and a test to see how the civilians would react. They are arming ,”swat style” most of the local police all over the country also. I just can’t figure what they have up their sleeve, Maybe they are going to try to disarm us by force, but who knows. Maybe it’s all about spending money we don’t have. The manufacturers of this armor and small urban tanks and guns are making a killing selling this to all of these agencies. As you know the military war machine is about the only corporations are making billions on this since 9/11/01. -peace-

  12. Interesting story about Chicken Alaska. When it was settled the folks wanted to name it Ptarmigan because there were so many in the area and they are pretty cool birds. However, there was a slight problem, no one knew how to spell Ptarmigan so they settled on Chicken! Or so the story goes. Any way, our State Representative Tammy Wilson was on the local radio talk show here in Fairbanks last evening along with some of the miners that were harassed by these agents. They were incredulous at the attitude the agents exhibited. Miners here in Alaska are used to EPA personnel stopping by to check on their sites and monitor the effluence from their operations but, (as much as we Alaskans abhor Federal intervention in our business), usually the agents are businesslike but personable. This was indeed a travesty and one for which, no doubt, we will be spitting in the wind to try to get it rectified. The Federal Government has grown too large and oversteps its bounds and has done it one little step at a time. Like the drop of water that finds its way into a fissure in the earth and eventually forms a canyon the feds have eked out their inroads into our lives….way beyond what our founding fathers had intended.

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