Really?

Could John Kerry be any BIGGER of an idiot that he is right now?

The rest of the world is laughing so hard at Kerry and the United States foreign policy right now, that it peed itself.

John Kerry is acting like a 6 year old Neville Chamberlain at this point and somebody needs to send him to his room before he says one more word!!!

Let’s look at how this whole thing got started with Kerry and Syria.

It all started with John Kerry making a MELODRAMATIC speech in which HE made it clear that a MILITARY STRIKE was ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY and that it MUST OCCUR WITHOUT DELAY and, of course, OBAMA WOULDN’T NEED CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL FOR SUCH A STRIKE AND IT COULD, AND SHOULD BE LAUNCHED IMMEDIATELY so as to be the ONLY WAY POSSIBLE to prevent another WMD attack in Syria.

You remember that speech…

That was the John Kerry speech on a FRIDAY, that OBAMA undermined THE VERY NEXT DAY when he THREW Kerry under the Canadian made campaign bus and tossed the ball to CONGRESS to either give or deny approval.

Congress, before THEY got back to DC from their vacations had already gotten an EAR FULL from their constituents telling THEM…”NO WAY IN HELL DO WE HAVE ANY BUSINESS STICKING OUR NOSES INTO SYRIA’S BUSINESS” and it became CLEAR at that point that Obama’s military strike approval was dead in the water.

Okay…

About a week ago, when asked by a reporter in London what Assad could do to avoid a U.S. Military strike, John Kerry responded sarcastically…even dismissively…”Sure, he could turn over every single bit of his chemical weapons to the international community in the next week – turn it over, all of it without delay and allow the full and total accounting (of it), but he isn’t about to do it and it can’t be done.”

What Kerry was saying was that the U.S. would strike, with or without congressional approval and the only way to stop it would be for Assad to flap his arms and fly to the moon…” but he isn’t about to do it and it can’t be done.”

Within 24 hours…RUSSIA said that THEY would talk to Assad and see if he would be willing to allow all his WMD to be placed under international control.

You don’t really think RUSSIA would advance the “flap his arms and fly to the moon” theory without PUTIN having already talked to ASSAD…do you???

That’s NOT the sort of thing one nation says off the cuff regarding an ally. “Yeah…Let me run it past my buddy Assad and see what he thinks of the idea.”

As a nation and as a cagey former KGB hit man…Putin and Russia are NOT ABOUT to put themselves out there with an “OFFER” like THAT if they don’t ALREADY know EXACTLY what Assad will say.

So…Assad says “why yes…now that you mention it, I would be willing to allow international control of my WMD and by the way…Vlad…Thanks for asking. (wink, wink)”

At this point, the world was starting to snicker at Obama and his “foreign policy.”

Realizing that the ONLY people on earth who WEREN’T starting to laugh at the United States was a small tribe of pigmy headhunters, cut off from the world in the Amazon rain forest, Harry Reid opened his wimpy pie hole to tell the senate that…The ONLY reason Assad agreed to the Russian plan was because of the THREAT of a U.S. military strike.

Maybe Harry could clear this up a little for us all.

Was that the DECISIVE military strike? The One Obama said he could do WITHOUT your approval? The “LIMITED” strike that Obama said he would SEEK your approval for or…WAS IT THE STRIKE THAT JOHN KERRY, LAST MONDAY, CLAIMED WOULD BE “REALLY, REALLY SMALL???”

In other words…Was it the “WE’RE GONNA BEAT YOU FEATURLESS” threat…The “WE’RE GONNA MESS YOU UP A LITTLE” threat…The “WE’RE GONNA BITCH SLAP YOU IF OUR MOMMY AND DADDY TELL US WE CAN” threat or the…”WE’RE GONNA LOOK AT YOU FUNNY AND THEN RUN AWAY” threat that made ASSAD…A DESPOT AND A THUG THAT HAS ALREADY KILLED MORE THAN 120,000 OF HIS OWN PEOPLE, TAKE THE DEAL OFFERED TO HIM BY A GUY WHO HAS THROWN PEOPLE OFF THE ROOF OF BUILDINGS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA?????

Harry Reid, who carried with him into the boxing ring, all the fear and intimidation of the limp towel that would be tossed from the corner into the squared circle to stop a fight…now had the pigmy headhunters slapping THEIR knees in fits of laughter.

Which brings us to yesterday and, yet ANOTHER classic John Kerry utterance.

Referring to his dismissive, “Sure, he could turn over every single bit of his chemical weapons to the international community in the next week – turn it over, all of it without delay and allow the full and total accounting (of it), but he isn’t about to do it and it can’t be done,”comment…Yesterday, Kerry blurted out…

“I purposefully made the statement. And I did indeed say it was impossible and (Syrian President Bashar al-Assad)  won’t do it, even as I hoped it would be possible and wanted him to do it.  And the language of diplomacy sometimes requires that you put things to the test, and we did.”

Soooooo…

Why, exactly, then did State Department spokespeople and while house spokes people rush to microphones right after your , , “Sure, he could turn over every single bit of his chemical weapons to the international community in the next week – turn it over, all of it without delay and allow the full and total accounting (of it), but he isn’t about to do it and it can’t be done,” comment…to tell the whole world that, “It was a rhetorical comment” and that you were just “tired from 2 days without much sleep” and that you were, “not being serious????”

Most lucid people, at the bottom of a deep hole, would stop digging.

Not John Kerry.

HE got himself a bigger shovel and went ON to state, “We had two phone calls on the Thursday and Friday before it” (the rhetorical, fatigue induced not serious comment) and I got a phone call very quickly from Sergey saying let’s see if we can take this and move, and he talked to his president and they talked — our presidents talked in St. Petersburg, and the rest is history. We’re here.”

Ummmmm…..

So there you have it.

That awkward moment when you realize that, under Obama, our state department has gone from the world’s center stage under the intellectual leadership of Condoleeza Rice to…INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THEFT FROM JON LOVITZ!!!!

And somewhere, in the Amazon rain forest, a band of pigmy headhunters started…Peeing themselves in fits of laughter.

“Yeah…THAT’S the ticket.”

Craig Andresen

The National Patriot

Weekend Edition 9/15/2013