The inescapable fact that liberals and socialists are BAT CRAP INSANE has been on FULL DISPLAY once again this week.
You just can’t make this stuff UP.
Before we get into the thick of what hit the fan over the last 7 days…
Let me give you a few quick hitters.
3 middle school students from Virginia Beach have been…EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR because they were PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS…ON PRIVATE PROPERTY…BEFORE SCHOOL WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!!!!
Another clear-cut case of ZERO TOLERANCE for COMMON SENSE!!!!!
AL QAEDA TERRORISTS in LIBYA have “STOLEN” hundreds of REAL guns, an undisclosed number of high tech night vision goggles, and dozens of Special Operations transports armed with machine guns, fragmentation grenade launchers, and STATE-OF-THE-ART…HIGH TECH CLASSIFIED GPS ON-BOARD UNITS!!!
STOLEN???
Like kids STEAL candy on HALLOWEEN???
And…
With IRAN TRYING TO BUILD NUKES…
North Korea HAVING nukes and a GROWING METH MANUFACTURING OPERATION…
SYRIA…STILL INVOLVED IN A CIVIL WAR…
RUSSIA RUNNING THE WORLD STAGE SHOW…
OTHER ISLAMO-TERRORISTS STILL TRYING TO BLOW UP ISRAEL …AL SHABAABY KABOOM WAS BUSY MASSACRING INNOCENT PEOPLE IN A KENYAN SHOPPING MALL and with AL QAEDA RUNNING AMOK EVERYWHERE ON THE PEA-PICKIN’ PLANET
Obama told the United Nations of Thugs Despots and Thieves that, “THE WORLD IS MORE STABLE NOW THAN IT WAS 5 YEARS AGO???
Of course, if you ask Obama…MILEY VIRUS, AMANDITORY MENTALLY INCARCERATED BYNES, THE PETER TWEETER WIENER LOSER AND NANCY PELOSI are stable.
See what I mean???
Hey…It’s FRIDAY so let’s GET AFTER IT!!!
I’m fuming.
Oh good grief.
The EPA, has put in place, REGULATIONS meant to cut CO2 emissions that WILL COST NEW COAL FIRED POWER PLANTS DEARLY AND COULD END UP CLOSING OLDER ONES!!!
And now…THE PIN-HEADS OVER THERE have been forced to admit…
“The EPA does not anticipate that this proposed rule will result in notable CO2 emission changes, energy impacts, monetized benefits, costs, or economic impacts by 2022.”
Huh???
THAT’S RIGHT…THE NEW CO2 EMISSION REDUCTION REGULATIONS WILL NOT RESULT IN ANY CO2 EMISSION REDUCTIONS!!!
This comes as no real surprise…
THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT IS UNAFFORDABLE…
THIS ADMINISTRATION THINKS THE WAY TO CUT THE DEFICIT IS TO SPEND MORE MONEY…
AND…OBAMA HAD KERRY SIGN THE U.N. SMALL ARMS TREATY TO KEEP TERRORISTS FROM GETTING WEAPONS THE SAME WEEK HE ALSO SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER ALLOWING HIM TO PROVIDE WEAPONS TO…AL QAEDA!!!!!
The EPA has been perpetrating scams for years.
In 2011…The EPA collected $6.8 MILLION dollars in fines from OIL COMPANIES that did NOT add a BIOFUEL additive to their gasoline and last year…The EPA INCREASED the quota OF that biofuel additive to be used by oil companies and collected MORE fines when they DIDN’T use it.
THE BIOFUEL ADDITIVE…DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!!!!!
Here’s where it gets REALLY absurd…
THE NON EXISTENT BIOFUEL ADDITIVE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE FROM…WOOD CHIPS…
Ooooookay….
AND THE EPA IS CLAMPING DOWN ON THE TIMBER INDUSTRY BECAUSE …THE EPA HAS RECLASSIFIED
WOOD…USED IN ENERGY GENERATION…UNDER THE SAME OPPRESSIVE REGULATIONS IT IS TRYING TO KILL THE COAL INDUSTRY WITH!!!!!
Just to be sure you have this straight…
EVEN IF THE TECHNOLOGY EXISTED TO TURN WOOD CHIPS AND SAW DUST INTO LOWER CO2 EMISSION GASOLINE…WHICH THE EPA FINES OIL COMPANIES FOR NOT USING…THE EPA WOULDN’T ALLOW IT BECAUSE…TURNING WOOD CHIPS AND SAW DUST INTO GASOLINE… PUTS TOO MUCH CO2 EMISSIONS INTO THE AIR!!!!!
Therefore…It should come as no great surprise that…
RANGE FUELS…A COMPANY THAT WAS ESTABLISHED WITH $150 MILLION DOLLARS OF OBAMA GOVERNMENT GRANTS…TO TURN WOOD CHIPS AND SAW DUST INTO GASOLINE…WENT BELLY UP!!!!!
Fuming.
Meanwhile…
The house liaison to the SUNNYBROOK HOME FOR THE BRAINLESS…Nancy Pelosi…
TOLD CNN THAT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO CUT FROM THE BUDGET BECAUSE…
“THE CUPBOARD IS BARE!!!”
Really???
Perhaps Mother Hubbard should acquaint herself with the $27 MILLION DOLLARS THAT HAS BEEN APPROPRIATED TO TEACH…MOROCCANS HOW TO MAKE POTTERY!!!
Or…
THE $639,884 DOLLARS ALLOCATED TO THE…PENTAGON…AND DEDICATED TO IMPROVING THE NATION’S WAR-FIGHTING CAPABILITY USING A… FRENCH PROCESS…TO MAKE…BEEF JERKY THAT RESEMBLES A…FRUIT ROLL-UP!!!!!
How about THIS…
THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRI – CULTURE…GAVE UP $25,000 OF U.S. TAXPAYERS MONEY TO SEND ALABAMA’S…NEWLY CROWNED…WATERMELON QUEEN…ON TOUR!!!!
She won the title after an EVENING GOWN and…SEED SPITTING COMPETITION!!!
What? No SWIM SUITS???
$697,177 on a climate change musical…$547,430 on a dancing robot that connects to an iPhone.
$100,000 on taxpayer funded comedy group tour in India…
FOR SCREAMING OUT LOUD…$1 MILLION OF YOUR TAX PAYER DOLLARS WENT TO FUND A STUDY ON THE…SEXUAL ATTRACTIVENESS OF…FRUIT FLIES!!!!!
Somewhere…In a windowless basement office…25 year old kids who will be allowed to stay on their parents HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ANOTHER YEAR…Are being PAID BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TO…CREATE…FRUIT FLY PORN…
And Pelosi thinks we have COMPLETELY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO CUT FROM THE BUDGET???
Forget all the other stuff…
AS LONG AS NANCY PELOSI IS GETTING A PAYCHECK…THERE IS SOMETHING TO CUT FROM THE BUDGET!!!!!
I’m fuming.
And finally…
I heard some SOCIALIST STRATEGIST the other day say that…Just because more than 300 companies have now gone public with the fact that they are CUTTING WORKERS HOURS OR DROPPING EMPLOYER HEALTHCARE BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE…THEY DON’T NEED TO!!!
His rational was…STARBUCKS ISN’T DOING THOSE THINGS!!!
Hey…VENTI MORON…
STARBUCKS PUTS 13 CENTS OF COFFEE INTO A 23 CENT CUP…TOSSES IN A COUPLE DROPS OF ORGANIC YETI MILK EXTRACTED BY A TIBETAN SHERPA WEARING BIRKENSTOCKS, SOCKS AND A PARKA…AND CHARGES $4.50 FOR IT!!!!!
FRAPP-U-FREAKIN-CCINO!!!!!!
Of course, the knot-head socialist neglected to MENTION the BIG BUSINESS MANDATE DELAY when he was spewing his nonsense.
Anyway…
It WAS nice to see that both JOHN McCAIN and PETER KING were ABLE TO DETACH THEIR LIPS FROM OBAMA’S KEESTER 
even if it WAS just long enough to DERIDE SENATOR TED CRUZ FOR HIS 21 HOUR DISMANTLING OF OBAMACARE!!!!!
What’s the matter guys…NOT ACCUSTOMED TO HEARING A TRUE STATESMAN GIVING A SPEECH FROM THE FLOOR???
While Cruz had MORE than an ample opportunity to be snarky toward his detractors on BOTH sides of the aisle…HE TREATED ALL WITH RESPECT!!!!!
McCain called out Cruz after the marathon over the comparison between Neville Chamberlain and those waiving the white flag of appeasement on Obamacare and King called Cruz a “FRAUD “ AND SAID THAT HIS 21 HOUR SPEECH WAS…
“Just a form of governmental terrorism.”
Gee wiz…CRUZ WAS THE ONE UP THERE FOR 21 STRAIGHT HOURS AND IT WAS McCAIN AND KING WETTING THEIR PANTS?????
King told “Morning Joe” that his office has been, “BOMBARDED BY VILE PHONE CALLS FROM CRUZ SUPPORTERS” and that he “HAS NEVER HEARD SUCH VILE NAMES” as he’s been called in the last 24 hours.
Well, PETE…
IF YA DON’T WANNA BE CALLED A LIBERAL…QUIT ACTING LIKE ONE!!!!!
Naturally, the LEAKY BLADDER BUNCH wasn’t limited to just the RINOS…
HARRY REID AND DICKY DURBIN WERE STANDING IN THEIR OWN PUDDLES TOO!!!
Their problem was CRUZ…PULLING BACK THE CURTAIN ON OBAMACARE AND EXPOSING THE NAKED TRUTH OF IT ALL!!!!!
Now if I have one problem with the 21 hour CRUZ MISSILE ATTACK ON THE BOMBASTIC UNAFFORDABLE CARE ACT…
It would be that Cruz didn’t bring THIS up…
IN ALMOST ALL THE STATES WHERE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SIGN UP FOR THIS CRAP-HAPPY OBAMINATION…
YOU WILL HAVE TO SHOW A…PHOTO ID!!!
OBAMACARE IS RACIST!!!! OBAMACARE IS RACIST!!!!
I expect Eric Holder to announce LAWSUITS IMMEDIATELY and JESSE JACKASS AND AL CHARLATAN TO START DEMANDING…
JUSTICE FOR TED CRUZ!!!!!!
How on EARTH can anyone expect BLACK, BROWN, OLD AND YOUNG people to SHOW A VOTER ID…I mean a PHOTO ID…JUST TO GET OVER A BARREL AND SQUEAL LIKE A PIG?????
This whole OBAMACARE SCAM is nothing but a TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT TO SUPPRESS THE VOTE…I mean…SUPPRESS IRS PROSTATE EXAMS!!!!!!!
And then there’s this little tidbit…
OBAMACARE HAS A PROVISION THAT APPARENTLY REQUIRES DOCTORS TO ASK YOU ABOUT…
YOUR SEX LIFE!!!!!
Reportedly…REGARDLESS of what you go to the doctor FOR…A common cold…a LAWN DART STUCK IN YOUR HEAD…an INGROWN NOSE HAIR…WHATEVER…The doctor is, under the portion of the Affordable Care Act that promotes the use of electronic health records…REQUIRED TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS AS:
“Are you sexually active?”
“If so, with one partner, multiple partners, or same sex partners?”
WHAT ARE WE…FRUIT FLIES?????
I don’t know about YOU but…
I’M GONNA TELL EM I’M GETTING’ SCREWED BY THE ENTIRE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION 24/7 – 365!!!!!
Look…I gotta go…I need to pay my RAINBOW FARTING UNICORN FINES TO THE EPA!!!
It’s Friday my Patriot friends and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!
To add another item to fume about is giving $300 million to Detroit. This quote from Gene Sperling is a good laugh “What you see here is just a more expedited and aggressive effort because we want to help the people of Detroit to prosper,” he said. “But we also want the rest of the people in the country to understand … that Detroit, with the right resources and right partnership, has a great future.”
Fantastic article! I didn’t know so many tragic and deeply sad subjects could be so laughable. (I almost broke a rib rolling on the floor.)