In Sweden a couple of days ago, TOUGH GUY Barack Hussein Obama was whining about the way he’s sometimes treated in the United States and the names he sometimes gets called and then, he suggested he’d be more welcomed in Europe.
I have 2 words for him…
SEEK…ASYLUM!!!!!!!
Senator Bob Corker (RINO TN) asked the HEAD of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, GENERAL MAYHEM DEMPSEY what it was that this administration was “seeking” by attacking Syria.
The HIGHEST MAN on the PENTAGON TOTEM POLE answered…
“I can’t answer that, what we’re seeking.”
Naturally, after that…CORKER voted in FAVOR of the attack resolution.
I’m pretty sure I know what conservative voters are gonna be “SEEKING” the next time CORKER’S up for election.
And Obama has old Bill Clinton is out there trying to sell Obamacare because, try as he might…Obama CAN’T FIND A SINGLE ASPIRIN FACTORY TO BOMB IN SYRIA OR…AN INTERN TO HUM…”HAIL TO THE CHIEF” WHILE HE DOES IT!!!
Trust me, there IS humor to be found in this absurd Syria situation if ya dig for it and you know me…I walk LOUDLY and carry a BIG shovel!!!
My friends and Patriots…
Today is Friday and…
I’m fuming.
Could John Kerry be any MORE of a TOOL???
First…He was a TOOL of the NORTH VIETNAMESE COMMIES and betrayed his country and fellow soldiers by speaking out AGAINST WAR and taking the commie side of things.
THEN…He was FOR the war in Iraq before he was AGAINST the war in Iraq.
NOW…JOHN KERRY HAS BECOME OBAMA’S TOOL AND HIS PUPPET HEAD IS TOO FULL OF SAW DUST FOR HIM TO REALIZE HE’S BARELY ½ STEP AHEAD OF THE BUS THAT’S GONNA RUN HIM OVER!!!
Herman Munster goes out last Friday and makes a bloviating speech about why we MUST STRIKE SYRIA and STRIKE SYRIA NOW…
Only to have his MELODRAMATIC stand undermined by Obama 1 DAY LATER!!!
Since then. Ketchup Boy has been trying to get CONGRESS to do the WAR DANCE even though he has NO IDEA how this insane idea is going to work.
Kerry proclaimed that 34 OTHER NATIONS WERE ALIGNED WITH US ON GOING TO WAR AGAINST SYRIA!!!
1 Member of congress went so far as to ask Kerry “What other countries are ready to commit?”
To which…TOOL TIME replied…
“Ummmm…uh…..I don’t have the list with me.”
THAT’S BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIST!!!!!!
Is Kerry the head of the STATE DEPARTMENT or the PRESIDENT OF THE LIARS CLUB OF AMERICA????
Maybe he’s just looking for a new port from which he can HIDE HIS YACHT FROM THE IRS…THE NAS…THE FBI AND CHARLIE RANGLE!!!!!!!
Fuming.
Of course…There’s JOHN McCAIN…Doing HIS best impression of JOHN KERRY!!!!!
McCain was FOR war against Syria before he was AGAINST war with Syria before…
HE FINALLY VOTED FOR THE AUTHORIZATION DECREE!!!
It’s anybody’s guess how he’s gonna vote next week when it goes before the full senate.
Last week…The Arizona ASYLUM ESCAPEE AND OBAMA BUTT KISSER…had a moment with Brian Kilmeade on the radio.
Kilmeade, talking about ISLAMISTS in Syria, said… “I have a problem helping those people screaming that (ALLAHU AKBAR) after a hit.”
Well…Most clear thinking Americans and others around the world who don’t buy their clothes at KaBoomMart…WOULD!!!.
McCain tersely responded…
“Would you have a problem with an American or Christians saying ‘thank God? Thank God? That’s what they’re saying. Come on! Of course they’re Muslims, but they’re moderates and I guarantee you they are moderates.”
WHAT???
There’s the PROOF that the LAST molecules of CHEESE have slipped from McCAIN’S CRUMBLING CRACKER!!!
DOES HE THINK…”HEIL HITLER” WAS THE SAME AS…”GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE?????”
In McCain’s addled mind…
Nidal Hasan…shouting “ALLAHU AKBAR” as he gunned down 42 people, killing 13 at Ft. Hood is a MODERATE MUSLIM shouting “THANK GOD!!! THANK GOD!!!???”
A crowd of them, hurling stones at a rape victim buried to her waist on the ground until she is dead while yelling, “ALLAHU AKBAR” are MODERATE MUSLIMS???
The HOMICIDE bomber who shouts, “ALLAHU AKBAR” as he or she detonates in a market place or on a bus is a MODERATE MUSLIM???
The 19 who hijacked our planes 12 years ago and ended the lives of nearly 3000 Americans while, I’m sure, were shouting, over and over again…”ALLAHU AKBAR…ALLAHU AKBAR…ALLAHU AKBAR” were…MODERATE MUSLIMS?????
Not only, apparently, does he BELIEVE it…
HE “GUARANTEES” it.
Let me explain the difference to John McCain.
In SYRIA…When a bunch of MUSLIMS get together and shout “ALLAHU AKBAR” it’s followed by a GAS ATTACK THAT KILLS 1000 PEOPLE!!!
In AMERICA…When a bunch of CHRISTIANS get together and shout…”THANK GOD” it’s followed by…AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL AND A SACK RACE!!!!!!
Maybe McCain, who has gone from MAVERICK to MUSLIM wasn’t playing iPhone poker during the war against Syria hearing the other day after all…
MAYBE HE WAS CHECKING TO SEE IF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAD TOLD THE NSA TO TAKE DOWN HIS TWITTER PIC OF HIS…”LITTLE SCUD MISSILE” THAT HE SENT TO…HUMA ABEDIN!!!!!”
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
I’m fuming.
And finally…
After nearly 2 weeks of trying to find a way to blame GEORGE W. BUSH for FARTING IN SYRIA…
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HAS DECIDED TO…
CHANGE HIS NAME!!!!!
Yep…The DICTATOR…FORMERLY KNOWN AS OBAMA…
WILL NOW BE REFERRED TO…FOREVER MORE…AS…
THE WORLD!!!!!!!
This is just PRICELESS!!!
Back on August 21st 2012…
OBAMA said…“We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized. That would change my calculus. That would change my equation.”
“A RED LINE FOR US…”
“MY…CALCULU.”
“MY…EQUATION.”
And then…Last week in SWEDEN…
Obama smirked when he said…
HAS HE FORGOTTEN THAT WE HAVE EARS OR…
IS HE JUST TWERKING US WHILE ROBIN THICKE WARBLES…BLURRED LINES???????
Of course, you KNOW if OBAMA…I mean…”THE WORLD” did that song…The unrated video would have a BUNCH OF WOMEN…DANCING AROUND IN BURQAS…WITH THEIR ANKLES SHOWING!!!!!
I’M JUST WAITING FOR JOHN BOEHNER TO BACK “THE WORLD” UP THAT OBAMA DIDN’T SET THE BLURRED RED LINE!!!
Obama…DAMNIT…”THE WORLD”…Wants to LAUNCH A “LIMITED” STRIKE AGAINST SPECIFIED TARGETS WITHOUT PUTTING BOOTS ON THE GROUND AGAINST SYRIA AND…
HE CAN’T SEE HOW THAT COULD LEAD TO SOMETHING MUCH…MUCH MORE INVOLVED???
Ummmmm…HELLO???
PEARL HARBOR???????
WE didn’t take it well when it happened to US…DID WE?????
Just because…”THE WORLD…” calls it the “AFFORDABLE” care act doesn’t mean it is.
Just because he says the NSA…IRS…AND BENGHAZI are ‘PHONY SCANDALS” doesn’t mean they ARE.
JUST BECAUSE…”THE WORLD” SAYS HE’S AN AMERICAN CITIZEN…DOESN’T MAKE IT SO!!!!!
But we’re supposed to believe him on SYRIA????
There are a lot of ways…like drawing pictures of the MUSLIM PEDOPHILE PROPHET or…WAVING A HAM SANDWICH at em to GIVE AL QAEDA A PURPLE NURPLE but…
LAUNCHING AN ATTACK ON SYRIA…A COUNTRY THAT HAS NOT ATTACKED AMERICA…NOT KILLED AMERICANS AND…HAS NOT VIOLATED 17 U.N. RESOLUTIONS IN THE LAST 12 YEARS WHILE TRUCKING ALL THEIR POISON GAS INTO ANOTHER COUNTRY…
IS GONNA SET THEIR WORM-INFESTED BEARDS ON FIRE!!!!!
THEY’RE GONNA GO ALL FATWA…JIHAD AND ALLAHU AKBAR ON ISRAEL FASTER THAN JOHN McCAIN CAN SHOUT…”THANK GOD!!!!!!!”
Naturally…He knows this which is why HE’S NOW TRYING TO MAKE CONGRESS DO HIS DIRTY WORK FOR HIM!!!!!
HE SAYS CONGRESS SHOULD AUTHORIZE THIS LAME ATTACK IDEA EVEN THOUGH IT WON’T DESTROY ANY CHEMICAL WEAPONS, WON’T CAUSE REGIME CHANGE, WON’T ALTER THE TIDE OF THE CIVIL WAR AND WON’T PUT BOOTS ON THE GROUND…IT’LL JUST SEND ASSAD A MESSAGE THAT HE HAD BETTER…SHAPE UP!!!
HEY…”WORLD…” YOU WANNA PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN EM???
HAVE THAT LITTLE ORGAN GRINDING MONKEY THAT STOOD OFF YOUR RIG
HT SHOULDER IN THE ROSE GARDEN…
FIRE OFF A COUPLE SHOTS FROM THE BALCONY AND YOU DO WHAT YOU DO BEST WHEN THE GOIN’ GETS TOUGH…
GET LOST AND STAND DOWN!!!!!!!
Or…Better yet…YOU AND KETCHUP BOY AT 20 PACES!!!!!!!
It’s a good thing it’s Friday my fellow Patriots because…
I…AM…FUMING!!!!!!!
Thank God somebody can make me smile this Friday! Monday and Tuesday will be different, as Congress contemplates the wisdom of starting WWIII.
Have your representative/senator call 100 people and ask them bomb or no bomb. Then, vote with the majority. Crisis over, and the ragheads can keep killing each other without our help!
All that fuming’s gotta blow the top off something, Craig. Let’s just hope it’s the warmongers in Washington who get buried under the fumarole. More hard words, Craig – but what is actually being done to stop these traitors besides fuming? Time for the American people to get our boots on the ground and start physically demonstrating our displeasure against our (so-called) elected representatives. Words just aren’t enough any more. Time for a call to action.
DISOBEDIENCE AND RESISTANCE.