Every Time Ed Snowden sneezes, there’s a breaking news update.

If the guy breaks wind, I’m reasonably sure the media would glom onto it as though a petrified rat had just been found on Mars.

Why?

Because Ed Snowden is a wanted man. He’s on the lamb and he’s looking for a nice, quiet little communist community where he can settle down.

Wanted.

For espionage.

In a “phony” scandal.

Under a long defunct provision called the Espionage Act of 1917.

ESPIONAGE they say. He has harmed the nation’s security…Or so they say.

As Snowden prances about the globe applying for asylum and being turned down and, as he finally gets out of the Moscow airport…Snowden is America’s most wanted American.

I have to tell you…I don’t get it.

What’s so special about Ed Snowden anyway?

Did Ed Snowden give THOUSANDS of deadly weapons to MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS that have been used to MURDER more than 300 Mexican citizens AND U.S. Border Agent Brian Terry?

No…THAT was OBAMA who did that with the help of Eric Holder.

Not Snowden.

Did Ed Snowden give HOLLYWOOD special access to classified documents so they could make a movie out of the bin Laden raid?

No…THAT was Obama too.

Let’s see here…

Was it Ed Snowden who leaked that it was SEAL Teal 6 who took out bin Laden???

No…THAT was Joe Biden and confirmed by Obama.

Maybe it was Ed Snowden who let the cat out of the bag regarding details of the bin Laden raid that brought about the downing of an American helicopter resulting in the deaths of 31 American Special Ops forces.

Hmmm…No…Extortion 17 was…OBAMA.

Did Ed Snowden reduce the security personnel in Benghazi?

Nope.

Did Ed Snowden hire Ansar al-Sharia, our al Qaeda enemies to protect our diplomats in Benghazi?

No he did not.

Did Ed Snowden issue the “stand down” orders when other special ops wanted to go and rescue those in Benghazi?

No again.

Did Ed Snowden leave the white house situation room and disappear for the next 8 hours thus leaving our people in Benghazi to die?

Nope. Not Ed Snowden.

Did Ed Snowden blame Benghazi on a You Tube Video or make a commercial of apology to the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt?

Noooooooo…….

That would be Obama and Hillary Clinton responsible for ALL of those things.

Was it Ed Snowden who told the Iranians all about the Stuxnet virus which, naturally, exposed our greatest and only true ally in the Middle East, Israel?

Nope.

Obama did that too.

Perhaps it was Ed Snowden who let it slip that Obama has a KILL LIST.

Hmmmmm…..Noooooooo…That was Obama.

Wait…

I KNOW…I KNOW…

It was ED SNOWDEN who told the Iranian insurgents and al Qaeda terrorists when we would be leaving Iraq!!!

Right?? RIGHT?????

No.

That was Obama.

Okay…Then is HAD to have been Ed Snowden who blabbed to the Taliban in Afghanistan that we would be outta THEIR country on a VERY SPECIFIC DATE!!

Nope.

Obama.

Well, then…It must have been Ed Snowden giving loaded weapons TO the Taliban in Afghanistan and seeing to it that OUR people over there were UNARMED.

Nope.

That was Obama too.

Snowden. ED SNOWDEN helped create the vacuum in Egypt by insisting Mubarak had to go and then helped to FILL that vacuum by insisting that the Muslim Brotherhood have a seat at the table.

Now that HAD to be Snowden’s doing and THAT resulted in an Egyptian MILITARY COUP!!!

THAT’S why Snowden is wanted for ESPIONAGE. That’s it…Tell me that’s it.

Nope.

Obama did those things.

Ed Snowden leaked classified intel regarding Israeli military operations against the regime of Syrian President Bashar Assad including but, not limited to, Israeli air and naval strikes on advanced Iranian and Russian weapons that arrived in Syria earlier this year thus exposing OUR ally, Israel’s, covert actions against a direct enemy?

Oy vey…That was Obama…Wasn’t it?

Yep.

Okay…I give up.

What, exactly DID Ed Snowden do???

Well…Snowden DID tell the terrorists we were watching them.

They already knew that.

Snowden told the terrorists we were tracking their calls.

They already knew that too.

Ed Snowden leaked that we were monitoring the terrorist internet traffic!!!

The terrorists were already aware of that and that’s why there was no internet hook up at the bin Laden compound.

Hmmmmm…..

Okay…Ed Snowden told the Chinese we were HACKING them.

The Chinese knew that already.

Snowden told the North Koreans we were watching everything THEY do.

Lil’ Kim knew that and invited Rodman to a basketball game anyway.

The Iranians?

The RUSSIANS????

We’ve been tracking the Iranians since 1979 and the Russians since the end of WWII.

They had an inkling.

What’s left?

OH YES…ED SNOWDEN TOLD…US…THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WAS SPYING ON US TOO!!!!!

Really?

We pretty much had that figured out when our government adopted the Patriot Act and all Snowden did was confirm it and, maybe, show us that the spying was a little broader than we really wanted to admit.

So…BASICALLY…

Ed Snowden is wanted for espionage, under the 1917 Espionage Act and we’re traipsing all over the world telling people who don’t really give a rat’s ass about what we want that, we want him back because, he spilled pot after pot of already spilled beans.

Meanwhile…

OBAMA’S steady drip…drip…drip of classified information has caused a NIAGARA FALLS like deluge of previously UNKNOWN intel to drench our enemies around the world.

OBAMA has been responsible for the murders of Americans by Mexican drug cartels AND our terrorist enemies and OBAMA has, while “leading from behind” REMOVED…albeit dubious…ALLIES from power to have them replaced by our ENEMIES in a time of war.

OBAMA saw to it that our people in Benghazi were set up to die AND gave weapons TO OUR ENEMIES to make THAT possible.

Yes…Obama got bin Laden and THEN…HE MADE SURE OUR ENEMIES KNEW WHO THE DOCTOR WAS WHO HELPED MAKE THAT HAPPEN and that Doctor has been imprisoned ever since!!!

OBAMA’S loose tongue allowed the ENEMY to KILL a helicopter full of OUR special ops forces too!!!!!

Obama HAS directly AIDED AND ABETTED OUR ENEMIES, OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND ED SNOWDEN is the wanted man???

 ED SNOWDEN IS THE ONE CHARGED WITH ESPIONAGE?????

Obama takes a $100 MILLION dollar vacation to Africa and will be lounging about on MARTHA’S VINEYARD next week and Ed SNOWDEN is the one running from the “law???”

Maybe it was Ed Snowden who leaked that we had monitored phone calls between the 2 top al Qaeda leaders…IN YEMEN…that resulted in our knowledge that there were SURGICALLY IMPLANTED explosive devices AND a NEW, NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DETECT…EXPLOSIVE…SPRAYED ON THE CLOTHES OF THE TERRORISTS…that has resulted in the closing of more than 20 of our embassies in the Middle East!!!!!

The ENEMY didn’t know that WE knew ALL OF THAT before THAT stuff was LEAKED TO THE PRESS!!!!!

Nope…

Ed Snowden didn’t leak that intel…

THAT WAS JUST ANOTHER OBAMA LEAK!!!!!

Now then…SOMEBODY explain to me WHY we’re trying to ARREST ED SNOWDEN when the REAL AGENT OF ESPIONAGE AND TREASON…HAS HIS FEET UP…ON OUR FURNITURE…IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!!!!!