What a week it’s been.

I don’t know about you but, my nerves are closer to the breaking point than the elastic waistband on Chris Christie’s tighty whities!!!!

Now THERE’S a mental image.

In New York the other day, Obama told the assembled sheep that, “At some point, the government is gonna run out of money.”

Check your Rolex…IT’S ALREADY HALF PAST 17 TRILLION O’CLOCK!!!!!!

Rose Marks, a FLORIDA fortune teller who claims that PSYCHIC POWERS have run in her family for 1500 years…IS ON TRIAL FOR A $25 MILLION DOLLAR FRAUD scam.

She never saw it coming.

AND…One of the leaders of the New BlacKKK Panthers…One, Hashim Nzinga (buy a vowel) has had his…CONVICTED FELON IN POSSESSION OF A GUN charges dropped in Georgia.

Good thing for him he isn’t a WHITE/HISPANIC without a felony record OR WE WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!!!!!

Yep…It’s the end of the week…FRIDAY my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Okay…HERE’S a moron of the liberal persuasion for ya.

36-year-old David Wayne Jordan…Well known to local law enforcement in Whatcom County Washington for having previously been a guest at the grey bar related to assault and resisting arrest…

Has been ARRESTED AGAIN for…

Ummmmmm…

STEPPING OUT OF HIS PICKUP…AND FIRING AN ARROW…WITH A BAGGIE OF POT ATTACHED TO IT…ONTO THE ROOF OF THE       COUNTY JAIL!!!!!

Why YES…He DID have an excuse…Thanks for asking.

According to BULLSEYE here…HE WAS TRYING TO SHOOT…A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!

Even for a LIBERAL that explanation is INSANE and it’s pretty clear that this knot-head, David Wayne Jordan is not only FROM the shallow end of the gene pool…HE PEED IN IT TOO!!!!

Considering that he’s been arrested for investigation of introducing contraband into the jail, resisting arrest and obstructing law enforcement…AND that the entire event was witnessed by a SHERIFF’S DEPUTY…

It’s only a matter of days before ROBIN HOOD is back in cell block C with a BAND OF MERRY MEN LOOKING TO CRAWL UP HIS PANTS LEG SEARCHING FOR NUTS!!!!!

Fuming.

And then you’ve got porn mafia hitman TONY HOTDOG…aka CARLOS DANGER…aka ANTHONY WEINER.

According to the New York Post…THE PETER TWEETER has been…

PAYING INTERNS TO ACT LIKE SUPPORTERS AT HIS CAM – PAIN IN THE BUTT EVENTS!!!!!!

The going rate to act like you give a crap about Weiner for Mayor is $15 bucks an hour per actor…

WHICH, BY THE WAY…IS THE WAGE FAST FOOD WORKERS ARE STRIKING TO GET…IN NEW YORK!!!

Maybe they should quit working for the HAMBURGLER and go to work for THE WEINER!!!!!

Okay…I KNOW the NEW YORK POST doesn’t exactly have a STERLING reputation for getting things right but…Here was MR. SELFY’S response…VIA TWITTER!!!

Ummmm…Isn’t this the same guy that tried to make us believe HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT HAD BEEN HACKED???????

Wiener needs to jump into a vat of ice water and SHRINK FROM THE SPOTLIGHT FOREVER!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Speaking of people with intern issues…

The FIRST black president of the United States…THE PASTY WHITE BILL CLINTON…Told the race baiting crowd at Wednesday’s MLK 50 Years Since the Dream Speech revival that…

IT’S HARDER TO VOTE THAN IT IS TO BUY AN ASSAULT WEAPON!!!!!!!

Yep…That’s what he said.

Well…That got me to thinking…

Maybe he has a point.

SETTLE DOWN…YOU obviously haven’t put as much DEEP THOUGHT into this as I have.

Now then…

I believe we should make it EQUALLY as easy to vote as it is to buy an assault rifle which really aren’t assault rifles but that’s not really the point.

Okay…From now on…when you go to vote…

YOU WILL HAVE A MINIMUM 10 DAY WAITING PERIOD before your ballot will be counted just in case there are some…SHADY AREAS in your history or…YOU HAVE ALREADY VOTED AT LEAST ONCE IN THAT PARTICULAR ELECTION.

OF COURSE…Before you actually GET your ballot…YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS A BACKGROUND CHECK!!!!

And, as part OF that background check…YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVIDE A BUTT-LOAD OF PERSONAL INFORMATION INCLUDING…

A PHOTO ID!!!!!!!

Naturally…If you try to VOTE in ONE location…YOUR INFO WILL BE ON FILE AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TWINKLE YOUR TOES OVER TO ANOTHER LOCATION AND TRY TO VOTE THERE.

By the way…I believe one of the things they look into during the 10 day waiting period is…WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAPPEN TO BE ALIVE!!!!!

Dead people will NOT be allowed to vote.

And…Considering Slick Willy’s proclivity towards the EARLY DISCHARGE of his PEE SHOOTER…AND AN AIM BAD ENOUGH TO HIT A WOMAN’S DRESS AND HIMSELF IN THE FOOT AT THE SAME TIME…IT’S RATHER DOUBTFUL HE WOULD BE ALLOWED A GUN…OR A BALLOT!!!!!

Somewhere…MLK is spinning like a LATHE in his grave.

FUMING!

And finally…As long as we’re discussing unwarranted discharges…

FIRING A SHOT ACROSS THE BOW OF SYRIA RIGHT NOW MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS WEARING A MICHAEL VICK JERSEY AT A HUMANE SOCIETY CONVENTION!!!!!

OUR DICTATOR, Obama, and his “OPERATION: MOON CUJO” idea of punishing a despicable despot for shooting at terrorists is falling apart.

LITTLE DINGLE BARRY HAS ALL HIS BATH TUB TOYS POINTED AT THE SANDBOX AND NOBODY WANTS TO HELP HIM SHOOT!!!!!

LEAVE IT TO A LILY-LIVERED LIBERAL/SOCIALIST TO THINK HE CAN BITCH-SLAP ASSAD AND THEN RUN OUT OF THE YARD AND HIDE!!!

The way I see it…In Syria…We have bad guys basically killing other bad guys and while I DO have compassion for INNOCENT people trapped in the middle…

FOR THE MOST PART…AREN’T HE  BAD GUYS ON EITHER SIDE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF KILLING THE OTHER BAD GUYS???

LEAVE THEM THE HELL ALONE AND…IF WE’RE LUCKY…THIS IS ALL GONNA WORK OUT FINE!!!!!

All those “PHONY SCANDALS” must be getting pretty close to the OVAL OFFICE if Obama wants use CRUISE MISSILES AS A DIVERSION!!!!!

Think about it…

WHEN MONICA…BLEW IT…FOR BILL CLINTON…HE FIRED CRUISE MISSILES AT AN IRAQI ASPIRIN FACTORY AND NOW…O-BOMB-A…WITH HIS SCANDALS CATCHING UP TO HIM…WANTS TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!

Have you SEEN the GIRLY BIKE our ‘PRESIDENT” RIDES?????

I REALLY DON’T THINK OL’ PICKLE KISSER WANTS TO GET INTO A PISSIN’ CONTEST WITH ASSAD AND HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD WATCHING!!!!!!

Talk about EMBARRASSING…..

Just compare ASSAD’S wife to MICHELLE and you tell ME which one of them…Barack or Bashar must be…

HUNG LIKE THE HUMP DAY CAMEL!!!!!!!!

When Bush 41 LED Desert Storm…39 OTHER COUNTRIES JOINED THE COALITION!!!

When Bush 43 LED THE WAR IN IRAQ…30 OTHER COUNTRIES JOINED THE COALITION!!!

After 27 OTHER COUNTRIES decided to take it to Libya…GUESS WHO PRANCERCIZED IN FROM BEHIND TO MAKE IT 28???

And now…OBAMA wants to ATTACK SYRIA AND HOW MANY OTHER COUNTRIES…DID…HE HAVE WITH HIM???

2.

TWO???

THAT’S IT??? 

TWO?????

Yep and, yesterday, Britain’s David Cameron tried to make a  CASE FOR IT…PARLIAMENT VOTED AND  NOW…THERE’S JUST ONE…

THE FRENCH…AND ALL THEY WANNA COMMIT TO THE FIGHT…IS A COUPLE OF RUDE WAITERS AND A PRETENTIOUS CHARDONNAY!!!!!!!!

Look…If Obama is so bound and determined to launch cruise missiles…

HE NEEDS TO FLOAT THAT 2800 PAGE TURD IN A DINGY…AND BLOW THE BILL THAT HAD TO BE PASSED BEFORE WE COULD FIND OUT WHAT WAS IN IT…OUT OF THE WATER BEFORE ANYBODY CAN IMPLEMENT IT!!!

Outside of THAT…HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS…WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION…IN HIS PANTS BECAUSE…

Today IS Friday my friends and…

I AM ABSOLUTELY…

FUMING!!!!!!!