One would think it’s about time liberals and socialists take a vacation from their daily bouts of stupidity but no…They just keep taking leave of their senses.

Debbie Whatshername Schultz, the DNC barking poodle, issued THIS bit of genius via Twitter the other day:

“The GOP’s having a hard time attracting female candidates. With their policy stance on limiting women’s rights, is anyone really surprised?”

Hmmm…In 2010…14 Conservative WOMEN were running for the senate and 94 CONSERVATIVE WOMEN were running for the house. In fact, AFTER the 2010 midterms…SOCIALISTS LOST 8 WOMEN while the CONSERVATIVE side of the aisle GAINED 7!!!!!

Maybe the poodle should just keep barking about a woman’s right to kill the unborn because WE’RE gearing up ANOTHER banner crop of women for 2014!!!!!

Anyway…It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Boy…Ya just can’t get ANYTHING by the FBI.

THOSE folks are SHAAAAAAARP.

The FBI has recently issued a warning that, Shockwave, Sureshot, White Lightning, Zombie Boom, Blue Thunder and the original brand, Tannerite…All comprising…

EXPLODING targets used on gun ranges and by sportsmen…

Can be used to make…

Wait for it…

EXPLOSIVES!!!!!

Apparently, the ingredients are sold separately and remain inert until mixed and then, in recommended amounts, causes a flash and a puff of smoke when hit but, if you mix up about 50 pounds of the stuff…

You can blow up a car!!!!!

In a related bit of genius…The FBI has also discovered that WATER IS WET AND, IN LARGE ENOUGH QUANTITIES, IT CAN BE USED TO FLOAT A BATTLESHIP!!!!!

Ya know…With enough PARTY BALLOONS…You could build YOUR VERY OWN AIR FORCE and…Combined with TANNERITE well…BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!

Tannerite exploding targets have been banned in Colorado, Wyoming, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota because, according to the U.S. Forest Service, the stuff has caused 16 wildfires.

Oh…It isn’t arson…IT’S STUPIDITY…Sort of like smoking in a FIREWORKS FACTORY!!!!

Opponents of the stuff want it banned altogether or at the very least, they want a background check on it because, they say, YOU TUBE has SEVERAL videos showing people BLOWING CRAP UP with LARGE AMOUNTS of TANNERITE.

You Tube also has HUNDREDS of videos showing people HITTING THEMSELVES IN THE NARDS but they don’t want to ban THAT…Do they?

How about this…Instead of trying to ruin target practice for sportsmen…IF YA CATCH SOME KNOT-HEAD TRYING TO BLOW UP SOMETHING IMPORTANT WITH IT…ARREST THEM!!!!!!

Fuming.

Now, What kind of Fume would this be if I included that FIRST story and left THIS one out?

It seems that, over in Norfolk VA…SOME INCREDIBLE DOOFUS was speeding down a residential street a few evenings ago and, there were kids playing nearby.

An ADULT hollered at the nitwit telling him, “SLOW DOWN, THERE’S KIDS HERE!!!”

That’s when the speeder, 43 year, old enough to know better, RHONNEY JACOBS cut a U-Turn and got out of his asshat mobile waving his 45 caliber handgun around.

Well…

RHONNEY JACOBS, in his fit of rage…PULLED THE TRIGGER and

SHOT HIS BAD SELF…

RIGHT IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!

At this point I should mention that no CURRENT children were harmed.

FUTURE SPAWN of MORON on the other hand….

According to neighbor, Zach Watson…“He was holding his groin and there was blood everywhere.”

Rhonney Jacobs, has been charged with Discharging a Firearm and Brandishing a Firearm and will likely appear before a judge when he is able to return his eyes to their respective sockets.

How much do ya wanna bet his attorney tries to get him off on an INSANITY plea…BY TELLIN’ THE JUDGE THAT RHONNEY’S…HALF NUTS???????

Now, for any other future DARWIN AWARD winners out there…

If YOU have any notion of going off…HALF COCKED…like STUMPY JACOBS in Norfolk VA…DON’T BE MAKING YERSELVES A CUP OUTTA…TANNERITE!!!!!

You’ll know whether or not ya hit the target without a puff of smoke.

I’m fuming.

Oh…THIS is just PRECIOUS!!!!!

One day, last May, ABC News editor Don Ennis sashayed into the newsroom sporting a little black dress and an auburn wig…

ANNOUNCING THAT HE WAS TRANSGENDERED…LEAVING HIS WIFE AND…

WANTING TO BE CALLED…DAWN!!!!!

The MSM (MAINSTREAM MORON) and flaming socialist NOW says he was a VICTIM of a recent 2 day spell of AMNESIA and realizes…

HE WANTS TO BE A MAN AGAIN!!!

According to (P)ennis…“I accused my wife of playing some kind of cruel joke, dressing me up in a wig and bra and making fake ID’s with the name ‘Dawn’ on it. Seriously.  It became obvious this was not the case once I took off the bra — and discovered two reasons I was wearing one.”

Uh huh.

So let me get this…er…STRAIGHT.

Ennis WAS a dude who THOUGHT he was trapped in a WOMAN’S body so he BECAME a “woman” and now…Says…“I am already using the men’s room and dressing accordingly.”

HOLY WEINERS AND MELONS BATMAN…HE’S A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!

Or a Russian female track star.

Is it any wonder the MSM is so in the tank for Obama?

Obama was FOR gay marriage before he was AGAINST gay marriage before he was FOR gay marriage.

Don DAWN Don Tootsie Ennis was a guy before he was a girl before he was a GUY again.

Well, hell…

Napolitano thinks she’s a woman and Barack Back Hussain Obama thinks HE throws like a GUY!!!

You KNOW ABC is gonna try and capitalize on this…

Be looking for 20/20 to devote a full hour to the REPUBLICAN WAR ON WOMEN WHO USED TO BE MEN BEFORE THEY WERE MEN AGAIN!!!!

The only question is…

WILL IT WIN A PULITZER OR A…PUTZ PULLER??????

FUMING!

And finally…

The DIM WIT who thinks we have 57 STATES and calls the Benghazi, IRS, NSA, FAST and FURIOUS and all the rest of the ABUSES of power and ACTS OF TREASON…’PHONY SCANDALS…”

DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT CHARLESTON SC, SAVANNAH GA AND JACKSONVILLE FL  AIN’T IN THE GULF OF MEXICO!!!!!!!

Of course…He was sure they WERE on the GULF COAST on July 25th too.

“And then private companies came onboard here at Jaxport. They saw it as a good investment. And we’re building the same kind of partnerships across the country — especially, by the way, in some of these Gulf ports — Charleston, Savannah. And now, these ports are on track to be better prepared for those supertankers and their cargo loads ahead of schedule. “

And…ON MAY 19TH!!! “I was down in Costa Rica meeting with the Central American Presidents, and I was reminded once again, Panama is revamping its canal; they’re going to be bringing in these mega-container cargo ships. And right now a bunch of those ships can’t dock in our ports all along the Gulf — Georgia, South Carolina, Louisiana. And if we don’t revamp those, we’re going to lose business.”

What exactly can one expect from a CRANIAL/RECTAL SOCIALIST WHO THINKS HE CAN LEAD…FROM BEHIND???????

Just a couple of nights ago, the DICTATOR appeared on LENO and said it AGAIN…

“If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida — if we don’t do that, those ships are going to go someplace else.  And we’ll lose jobs.  Businesses won’t locate here.”

Now…I’ve been to the gulf and it’s beautiful but…

THE IDEA OF RELOCATING CHARLESTON, SAVANNAH AND JACKSONVILLE DOWN THERE ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!

ALL THE REALLY GOOD SPOTS HAVE ALREADY BE TAKEN!!!!!!!

Seriously…

If you take all the PART TIME JOBS OUT OF CHARLESTON, SAVANNAH AND JACKSONVILLE AND RELOCATE EM TO THE GULF COAST…WHAT ARE THOSE ON THE EAST COAST…WHERE THE ATLANTIC OCEAN IS FOUND…GONNA DO FOR UNDEREMPLOYMENT?????

And how would this geographical GENIUS propose to DEEPEN REAL GULF PORTS?????

BY HAVING THE ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS DO IT…BECAUSE THEY DID SUCH A BAG-UP JOB ON THE LEVY SYSTEM AROUND NEW ORLEANS!!!!!!!!

Trust me…This is a set up.

NEXT THING WE’RE GONNA HEAR IS THAT…DURING THE ATTACKS ON BENGHAZI…OBAMA LEFT THE SITUATION ROOM TO USE THE LITTLE DICTATOR’S ROOM…AND GOT LOST FOR 8 HOURS!!!!!

Yeah…In the middle of CLOSING 20 U.S. EMBASSIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST OR…WHEREVER THE HELL OBAMA THINKS THEY ARE…He shows up on LENO and tells the audience that…FROM THE TIME HE GET’S UP IN THE MORNING UNTIL HE GOES TO BED AT NIGHT…HE’S THINKING ABOUT HOW TO KEEP AMERICANS SAFE!!!!!

So far so good, huh?

THE FT. HOOD TRIAL OF A MUSLIM WORKPLACE VIOLENCE PERPETRATOR IS UNDER WAY…AMBASSADOR STEVENS, GLEN DOHERTY, SEAN SMITH AND TYRONE WOODS DIED IN A PHONY SCANDAL…BRIAN TERRY IS SAFELY BURIED AND JUST ASK THE FOLKS IN BEAN TOWN HOW SAFE THEY FELT DURING THE BOSTON MARATHON!!!!!!!

HE’S DOING HIS LEVEL BEST TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS…THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF RELIGION…THE RIGHT TO PRIVACY AND THE RIGHT TO ASSEMBLE…THE RIGHT TO DUE PROCESS…JUST TO NAME A FEW!!!!!

On the UP side…

LIL’ KIM AND THE NORTH DIARRHEANS HAVEN’T MADE IT PAST THE BALL WASHER ON THE 3rd TEE!!!!!!

Then, the DICTATOR said THE most…INCREDIBLE THING to Leno…

“We don’t have a domestic spying program.”

REALLY???

WE DON’T HAVE A DOMESTIC SPYING PROGRAM?????

WE HAVE A GIANT COMPLEX IN UTAH THAT WILL HOLD THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF META DATA AND WE DON’T HAVE A DOMESTIC SPYING PROGRAM?????

“What we do have are some mechanisms where we can track a phone number or an e-mail address that we know is connected to some sort of terrorist threat. And that information is useful. But what I’ve said before I want to make sure I repeat, and that is we should be skeptical about the potential encroachments on privacy. None of the revelations show that government has actually abused these powers, but they’re pretty significant powers.”

THAT’S LIKE SAYING…WE DON’T HAVE A SWIMMING POOL…WHAT WE DO HAVE IS A LARGE CEMENT BASIN…FULL OF WATER…UNDER A DIVING BOARD…WITH PUMPS AND FILTERS…INTO WHICH…WE ADD CHLORINE.. BUT…IT’S NOT A SWIMMING POOL!!!!!

GUESS WHAT, BONEHEAD…YOU’VE GOT A DOMESTIC SPYING PROGRAM AND…A WEBSITE WHERE COMMIES CAN RAT OUT CONSERVATIVES!!!!!!!

Looky there…A CREEPY ASS QUACKER!!!!!

Oh boy…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!