Can you believe we made it through another WHOLE week of this socialist crap?

ME EITHER…But we did and we’re thankful for it.

Nancy Pelosi wants to have a “CONVERSATION” on RACE and JUSTICE when she’s at home next week. I’ll bet the mild mannered folk across the bay in OAKLAND ain’t gonna be jiggy wit it though.

The socialists in congress say that the IRS needs an additional $12 BILLION dollars next year because…APPARENTLY…IT’S GONNA COST MORE TO LEAK ALL OUR MEDICAL INFO THAN IT DID TO POST 110,000 SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS!!!

And…The thugs, thieves and despots at the United Nations have decided that November 19th, 2013 be…INTERNATIONAL TOILET DAY!!!!!

I say we send em OBAMA for the FIRST CEREMONIAL FLUSHING!!!!!!!

If you can’t tell, it’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

What have we here???

“An analysis of one textbook cannot provide a balanced understanding as to what the students in Brevard Public Schools are learning throughout their academic careers.”

Those are the words of Brevard County Schools spokeswoman, Michelle Irwin, as she defended…DEFENDED a Prentice Hall World History textbook being used by 9^th graders that contains…

38 PAGES OF MUSLIM INDOCTRINATION!!!!!

This ABSURD textbook DECLARES that Muhammad (A PEDOPHILE, MURDERER AND WOMAN BEATER) is the “Messenger of God” and INSTRUCTS students that JIHAD IS A DUTY TO BE FOLLOWED BY MUSLIMS!!!!

Ummmmm…HELLO…ACLU???????

There is not a single chapter in the “textbook” regarding Christianity, Judaism or any OTHER actual religion but…an ENTIRE, 38 PAGE CHAPTER…ON THE IDEOLOGY OF ISLAM???

Yep.

Oh…It DOES say that “Some believed Jesus was the messiah,” and goes ON to say he was…EXECUTED…but not a WORD on the RESURRECTION but…

“Jihad may be interpreted as a holy war to defend Islam and the Muslim community, much like the Crusades to defend Christianity.”

PERHAPS IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER HOLY CRUSADE…IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO GET A CHAPTER IN THE INDOCTRINATION HANDBOOKS!!!!!!!

Try to say a prayer at a Brevard County Florida school district meeting and see what happens.

Point to the sky after scoring a TD or wear a What Would Jesus Do T-Shirt to class.

Try…Just TRY and distribute HANUKKAH CARDS in the halls of those ASYLUMS OF INDOCTRINATION AND YOU’LL BE SUSPENDED FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY…SHALOM!!!!!

ALLAH FORBID, ANYONE THANK GOD AT A BREVARD COUNTY GRADUATION!!!!!!

But they’ll teach JIHAD from a TEXTBOOK…COMPLETE WITH PASSAGES FROM THE KORAN…NO PROBLEM!!!!!!

What’s next for Brevard County???

STONING KIDS FOR CHEWING THEIR POP TARTS INTO THE SHAPE OF A CROSS???????

Fuming.

And then, there’s Thomas Roberts over at MSNBCommies, who went on a rant against North Carolina’s new safety regulations regarding ABORTION clinics.

According to the pro life-ender, Roberts, there will now be only 1 “clinic in the state for women in North Carolina for seeking out choice,” and, “North Carolina is now the latest Republican-led state to restrict a woman’s access to abortion.”

And then…He went there.

“How do you respond to that with such a dramatic closure of access to…choice providers…for women?”

It seems, to Roberts and his ilk, that a woman’s “choice” can ONLY be provided by a GOVERNMENT SPONSORED, TAX-PAYER FUNDED…CLINIC!!!!!

I thought women had the ability to make choices without government assistance but, what do I know?

I DO know of ONE choice they could ALL make without being led to it by the nose by PLANNED INFANTICIDE…

LIFE…FOR THEIR SOON TO BE BORN CHILDREN!!!!!!!

But, the socialist, pre-birth life-enders weren’t done.

MSNBCommies also sports Melissa Harris-Perry as one of their own and hyphen Perry had THIS to say:

“When does life begin? I submit the answer depends an awful lot on the feeling of the parents. A powerful feeling — but not science.”

Well…Isn’t THAT interesting?

SCIENCE, according to hyphen Perry has nothing to do with when life begins but…HOW A PARENT…”FEELS” ABOUT IT…DOES.

And what, do tell, happens when after, oh…I don’t know…6 months…a year…2 years… AFTER the birth, a “parent” just doesn’t “FEEL” it anymore???

Liberals and socialists MIGHT call that a CHOICE but SANE people would call it MURDER!!!!!

Hey…HERE’S an idea for socialist/liberal breeders…

DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SLAM YOUR KNEES TOGETHER BEFORE THE FERTILIZER SPREADER HITS THE LAWN!!!!!!!

THAT would be a CHOICE in YOUR reproductive health.

WAITING UNTIL THERE IS A BABY GROWING INSIDE YOU AND CHOOSING ANYTHING OTHER THAN LIFE…IS A CHOICE THAT EFFECTS YOUR CHILD’S FUTURE IN A MOST PERMANENT WAY!!!!!

And, by the way…There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in that North Carolina law that prevents ALL the abortion clinics from MEETING THE REQUIREMENTS of SAFETY!!!!!

Now…SHUT THE HELL UP and go get some fresh batteries.

I’m fuming.

Ahhhhhhh…The Department of Homeland Insecurity…

Could SOMEBODY explain to me exactly WHAT NATIONAL SECURITY matters are at stake in the playing of…

MUSIC???

Here’s the deal.

Through STATE FIRE MARSHALS…THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY (DHS) IS NOW DEMANDING THAT…

ALL LIVE MUSIC…PLAYED IN THE FORMERLY FREE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…BE PLAYED ONLY WITH A PERMIT OBTAINED FROM THAT GOVERNMENT AGENCY!!!!!!!

I’m kidding…Right?

NO I AM NOT!!!!!

According to DHS…it is ILLEGAL to play music or operate a business where music is played for any reason WITHOUT PAYING The Department of Homeland Security, AND PROVIDING THEM WITH PERSONAL AND PRIVATE INFORMATION!!!!!

Apparently, TERRORISTS are holding JIHAD JAZZ FESTIVALS and WE didn’t KNOW OF IT!!!!!

Have YOU ever started humming or singing that tune that was stuck in your head while walking through a parking lot???

IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE PERMIT AND DHS DOESN’T HAVE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION…YOU ARE HEADING STRAIGHT TO GITMO!!!!!

Got a band or choir at church???

OFF TO GITMO WITH THEM!!!!!

THERE WILL BE NO MORE SINGING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM AT BALL GAMES UNLESS THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY HAS ALL THE DAMN PAPERWORK IN TRIPLICATE!!!!!

Ummmmm…

CAN’T WE HAVE THAT SOCIALIST MUSLIM OCCUPIER OF THE OVAL OFFICE ARRESTED FOR CROONING AL GREEN SONGS?????????

OH SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

NO WONDER HE WANTS TO CLOSE GITMO…HE DOESN’T HAVE A PERMIT!!!!!!!

Naturally, I’m sure there will be waivers available to rappers who use the “N” word 300 times per minute because rap isn’t all that “musical” to begin with and, for those lip syncers who are fond of VISITING CUBA FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARIES!!!!!

DHS has NO authority to ENFORCE laws…WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY THEY BOUGHT 1.8 BILLION ROUNDS OF HOLLOW POINT AMMO…So they are trying to put the heat on FIRE MARSHALS to get around THE CONSTITUTION!!!!!!!

Is it any wonder that this administration wants to get their grubby hands on Ed Snowden?

THE DUDE IS SINGING LIKE AN UNPERMITTED CANARY!!!!!!!!!

Think about it…EVERY BUSINESS IN THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERIKA THAT WANTS TO HAVE LIVE MUSIC WILL HAVE TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO DO IT!!!

THEY WILL HAVE TO PROVIDE PERSONAL INFORMATION AND THE GOVERNMENT…THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT…CAN THEN DECIDE WHO GETS THE PERMITS AND WHO DOESN’T!!!

Businesses that depend on live music to keep their doors open will find them closing IF THEY DON’T MEET A PARTICULAR ADMINISTRATION’S STANDARDS and musicians…who don’t toe that particular line…WELL…THEY’RE JUST OUTTA LUCK TOO!!!!!

Why in the WORLD is DHS sticking THEIR noses in THIS???

BECAUSE…BROADWAY AND COMMUNITY THEATER ARE HOTBEDS OF WHAT?

GAY TERRORISM?????

BECAUSE BARS AND CLUBS ARE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY???

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD OF A STREET MUSICIAN TAKING HOSTAGES?????

AND THOSE COMMUNITY BANDS THAT PLAY IN PARKS DURING WARM SUMMER EVENINGS???

THEY MUST BE THE AL QAEDA PHILHARMONIC!!!!!!!

For crying out loud…

YOU CAN’T EVEN WARBLE…

Hiho Hiho, It’s off to work we go
Sweat in the sun – then have some fun
Hihi Hiho Hiho…

FOR SEVERAL REASONS…

FIRST OF ALL…7 DWARFS IS A GROUP AND THAT REQUIRES DIFFERENT PAPERWORK FROM DHS!!!

SECOND…THERE ARE NO SHOVEL READY JOBS!!!

THIRD…NO HOLES CAN BE DUG WITHOUT PERMITS AND A 10 YEAR ENVIRONMENTAL ANALYSIS…SO SAYS THE EPA!!!

FOURTH…THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE ARE SWEATING IS BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!!!

5^TH…YOUR LITTLE GROUP OF SINGIN’ MIDGETS DON’T HAVE A UNION CARD FOR ASCAP OR THE HOLE DIGGERS LOCAL 242!!!!!

6^TH…IT’S PROBABLY JUST A PART-TIME GIG ANYWAY THANKS TO OBAMACARE AND AIN’T NOBODY HAPPY ENOUGH BOUT THAT TO BUST INTO SONG!!!!!

And…7^TH…SNOW WHITE…SOUNDS LIKE A CREEPY ASS CRACKER NAME AND RACISTS DON’T GET SINGING PERMITS!!!!!!!!!!

Next thing ya know…THEY’RE GONNA KEEP ELVES FROM BAKING COOKIES IN HOLLOW TREES!!!!!!!

Hey…

Ya wanna drive the DHS AND Eric Holder stark raving mad???

Go outside…gather a small crowd and…

Oh yeah man…

Today is FRIDAY and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

SING IT WITH ME NOW!!!!!

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC RIGHT…

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY

LAY DOWN THE BOOGIE AND PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TILL YOU DIE!!!!!!!