Well…Won’t this be special?

NBC, in a transparently obvious, desperate attempt to draw attention away from Obama’s “phony” scandals, is already promoting their yet to be shot…4 hour long mini-series on Hillary Rodham Clinton…The soused spouse of the first black president…Horn dog Bill.

For some unknown reason, the Obama propaganda machine believes it will take 4 hours to show a Kool Aid soaked socialist audience all of her “accomplishments” as our Secretary of a Debouched State.

If you remember, when the previously concussed Clinton finally appeared before both the house and senate committees investigating Benghazi, each and every socialist, knowing full well that Hillary would be running for the oval in 2016, paid her astonishing and dripping with ooze praise for…

What was it again…

Oh yes…Logging a MILLION MILES on an airplane.

NOT ONE praised her for what she did while that broom with wings was sitting on the tarmac but…PRAISE THE HEAVENS…She flew it a MILLION MILES!!!

Perhaps Sen. Bob Casey, D-Penn., summed it up best when HE stated: “What I think is a widely-shared sentiment today of gratitude and commendation for your work. We don’t have time to give a full listing of the achievements you deserve credit for.”

And…Those achievements ARE?????

Hillary and the State Department role in Fast and Furious was sealed with the Executive Privilege order so…We’ll never really know what she did there but, we DO know that Brian Terry is dead because of it and so are HUNDREDS of Mexican citizens.

I’m sure she’s proud of it but, unlike the bin Laden raid, Hollywood is unlikely to get special access to the down and dirty of Fast and Furious.

There was the reset button she was to have pushed regarding Russia.

How’s THAT been working out?

Russia is rock solid behind Iran and supplying weapons to Assad in Syria too. Russia stands close with North Korea and has been thumbing their nose in our general direction over Ed Snowden.

Good job but, too bad the “RESET” button isn’t like hitting the “EASY” button.

Speaking of North Korea…

Hillary Clinton accepted a handshake and a promise from Lil Kim that he wouldn’t engage in any more nuclear tests of fire off any more missiles.

Lil Kim HAS engaged in more nuclear tests and he HAS, indeed, fired off more missiles.

In fact, the engines on Hillary’s broom hadn’t even cooled before Lil Kim was making ready to fire off and teat more missiles.

Hell, Dennis Rodman got further with Lil Kim than Hillary Rodham ever did.

THAT must have been embarrassing for the Soused Spouse.

Perhaps NBC will devote an hour to Hillary’s drinking which, one has to admit, would be condensing things by an astronomical amount.

Over her 4 years, we were regaled with photos of Swillary Clinton getting loaded and dancing.

As a matter of fact, when the house initially asked to have the soon-to-be-concussed one testify…She couldn’t…BECAUSE SHE HAD A PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED…WINE TASTING…IN AUSTRALIA!!!

Bottom’s up down under.

Perhaps NBC will devote an episode to Hillary NOT reading her emails and memos regarding Benghazi and how she didn’t know anything about how security there was being drawn down and Ansar al Sharia was being hired.

Surely they’ll show her sleeping through the 3am phone call. THAT should be fascinating and what of Hillary pushing the You Tube video lie before, DURING and after the memorial service for Ambassador Stevens, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith and Tyrone Woods?

Come on NBC…SHOW THAT…After all…”WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE???”

Of course, there will have to be time devoted to Hillary and her passing of state secrets to the Muslim Brotherhood’s inside mole…Hum-a-Weiner…Hillary’s closest and primary adviser during her million mile world hopping 4 years as Secretary of State.

Hillary, for 4 years, told Hum-a-Weiner everything we were doing or…Was it the Muslim Brotherhood’s Hum-a Weiner telling HILLARY what to do?

It’s so hard to keep track.

Perhaps we’ll need to ask Valerie Jarret for clarification.

While we’re talking about Hillary’s substantial triumphs in the Middle East…How are Egypt and Israel, our 2 FORMER strongest allies in the region going?

The Muslim Brotherhood WAS in control of Egypt after Obama and Hillary made it known that it was time for Mubarak to go UNTIL the now week’s old COUP by Egypt’s military threw HIM out and Israel???

Well…Israel has been left to deal with THEIR enemies AND ours on their OWN thanks to the Obama doctrine championed by Hillary and Israel no longer trust us AT ALL.

There MUST be time in the mock History of Hillary for THOSE nuggets.

Time must also be deeply devoted to Hillary’s security staff getting hot and horny over foreign hookers and engaging in drug running which, naturally, she knew nothing of since, at that time, she was so busy not reading Benghazi emails and memos.

Now, to be fair, the entire NBC/Hillary 2016 mini-series isn’t going to be focused on JUST her time as Secretary. Some of it will center on her time in the white house as the first black first lady.

That, you will remember, started with her dismal failure to institute a socialist healthcare system and proceeded through watching  her stand by her “man” as he faced impeachment over his illicit use of a humidor and lying about it.

Where was Hum-a-Weiner when she was really needed?

Oh…

Never mind.

“Hillary – The Doormat Years.”

Anyway…Back to Hillary’s Secretary of a State of Inebriation days.

She was instrumental in making sure that Gaddafi was overthrown in Libya. In fact, during their joint butt-kissing 60 Minutes interview, Obama PILED the praise on Hillary regarding the ouster of Gaddafi AND the turn towards DEMOCRACY in Egypt

THAT clearly all turned out well.

There was the Afghan surge which Hillary, successfully, limited to the part of Afghanistan that wasn’t the hotbed of terrorist activity.

Bravo.

Hillary lobbied for and got major non-NATO ally status for Afghanistan and their woefully corrupt leader, Hamid Karzi.

With allies like Karzi…Who needs enemies?

The Hillary effect also presents itself with regard to Pakistan who, before the bin Laden raid was an ally in the war on terror but, AFTER the bin Laden raid, became sponsor of Sunni jihadists while turning their back on us.

Well done.

And, trying to “contain” China, even if it’s a rouse, is leading to further tensions WITH China and is strengthening the bonds between China and the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea.

KUDOS!!!

Iran?

Indeed, Iran has drawn closer by the day to nuclear weapons under the always watchful eye of Hillary Clinton.

How great is THAT?

And let’s not forget Hillary’s little U.N. Small Arms backing as that WOULD, of course, fly in the face of OUR constitution.

In the years Hillary was at the helm of State, the approval ratings for the U.S. in Europe dropped from 78% to 63% and that’s not all.

Remember how much more well liked we were going to be in the Arab world with the Community Organizer in the oval office?

Well…With Hillary running the diplomatic circus…We went from a low 34% approval in the Arab world all the way down to an abysmal 15%.

Yes, I realize that I’m just scratching the surface of Hillary’s failures but, please remember, the NBC Hillary 2016 promo piece is only 4 hours long.

How WILL NBC manage to fit ALL of Hillary’s accomplishments into a MEASLEY 4 hours of broadcast excellence???

The pre-promotion of this 4 hours of tripe and fabricated accomplishments is meant to divert attention from the sliding poll numbers and Obama’s lame attempts at labeling all his criminal and treasonous “scandals” as phony and, when ready for broadcast, will serve as the socialists next pep rally.

There is no solid air date set for this fairy tale yet and only a “working” title.

Unfortunately, “Taming of the Shrew” has already been taken.

But, rest assured it WILL come about in the last months leading up to the 2016 election which is why I am starting to record the Weather Channel NOW so that, when it DOES air, I’ll have something factual to watch.

By the way, the part of Hillary will be played by Diane Lane although why NBC would go to that expense is beyond me.

A potted plant would do nicely.