Friends, Patriots…Lend me your eyes!!!

It takes quite a bit to knock me from my office chair but, even I was picking myself up from the floor this week.

The press was agog all week over some whining, drooling, diaper filling little brat who can’t even speak but…Enough about Barney Frank.

We have a string of socialist celebrities vowing to boycott Florida over the Zimmerman verdict. Hmmm…They’ll go to Cuba, consort with despots, cry at Hugo’s funeral and champion Che but, let 6 women find an innocent man NOT GUILTY and THEN they get their panties in a wad???

Morons.

And HUD has decided to map EVERY SINGLE CITY in the country to…Get this…ELIMINATE SEGREGATION!!!

That’ll go over like a fart in church down in Sanford Florida where all the blacks in one neighborhood want to force all the white/Hispanics out.

Well…It’s the end of the week and it’s time to let it all loose. Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

Well, of all the lame-brained ideas.

For those few in the military who worship at the altar of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…

There’s now a push by socialists to have MILITARY…ATHEIST…CHAPLAINS!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY…THESE NON-COM-POOPS HAVE NEVER NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!

Perhaps, after a war…the atheists can put NOTHING on a hilltop and then WE…WHO HAVE FAITH…CAN SUE THEM!!!!!!!

EXACTLY WHAT “CHURCH” WOULD THESE atheist chaplains REPRESENT?

Listen…for those who bravely wear our uniform, who find themselves in need of non-spiritual counseling…The military already HAS mental health professionals.

Of course…the last one anybody actually HEARD of started yelling ALLAHU AKBAR before he OPENED FIRE…AT THE…WORKPLACE!!!!!

Maybe, if this works out…The AIR FORCE can start letting PLUMBERS fly STEALTH FIGHTERS and the NAVY will allow SEVERE CLAUSTROPHOBICS to CAPTAIN SUBMARINES!!!!!

CHAPLAINS are there to offer SPIRITUAL guidance and FAITH based assistance to our military and the ATHEIST CUPCAKES NEED TO SUCK IT UP!!!!!

We’re already on our way to having the best decorated MESS TENTS in the theater of war and NOW…THEY WANT…ATHEISTS…AS CHAPLAINS??????

Look…I’m not JEWISH but when my friend, RABBI MICHAEL offers up a JEWISH PRAYER on my behalf…I figure…IT COULDN’T HURT….

If ATHEISTS are correct…When we die…we die…That’s IT…It’s over but…If WE’RE correct…

ETERNITY IS GONNA SUCK FOR THEM!!!!!

Fuming.

Next up…

WEINER!!!!!

The Peter Tweeter has been at it again…Tweeting pictures of his cocktail weeney and sexting to girls.

The progressive’s latest pronouncement regarding a parade of pecker pics came on…of all days…NATIONAL HOTDOG DAY!!!!!

Here he stood, in front of an office cubical, with his wife…HUM-A-WEINER…

Telling us that he had…AGAIN…been sending lewd texts to a young woman.

Trust me when I tell you that the ONLY person HAPPY about that bit of breaking news was GERALDO RIVERA!!!

It was just days before that Geraldo tweeted a nearly naked SELFIE to the world.

One can only suspect that his towel didn’t have anything more in IT that was found in CAPONE’S VAULT!!!

Anyway…

In the latest POLLS…WEINER’s LEAD HAS BEEN HIT WITH A BUCKET OF ICE WATER!!! He’s down from 26% to 16%.

Good thing too…If WEINER’S POLLS had stayed UP for 3 more hours…HE WAS GONNA NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!

The Oscar Meyer MAYOR wannabe is being told, even by some of his supporters, to PULL OUT of the race but HE says he’s STAYING IN!!!

MY GOD…THEY’RE WILLING TO…CUT OFF THEIR WEINER TO…SPITE THEIR…RACE!!!!!!

Weiner used the name…CARLOS DANGER…in his latest sexcapade. Who comes up with a name like CARLOS DANGER???

That’s as bad as WEINER!!!!

What’s he doing? PUTTING A MASK AND A TINY LITTLE CAPE ON IT?????

If STUBBY actually gets elected as the MAYOR of NY…I SWEAR I’LL REFER TO HIM AS…AMERICA’S WEINER!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Can you BELIEVE the PHONY “president” with a PHONY birth certificate, a PHONY social security number, at least 2 PHONY names and a PHONY selective service registration is claiming that the ABUSES OF POWER AND DOWNRIGHT ANTI-AMERICAN, UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND CRIMINAL, TREASONOUS “SCANDALS” swirling around him like TOILET TROUT…

Are PHONY???

“With an endless parade of distractions and political posturing and phony scandals, Washington’s taken its eye off the ball. And I’m here to say this needs to stop. This needs to stop.”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

So…BRIAN TERRY’S MURDER WITH A WEAPON FROM FAST AND FURIOUS…IS PHONY????

This ASSHAT hires PHONY SECURITY which HE KNEW FULL WELL were ANSAR AL-SHARIA to guard our Consulate in BENGHAZI and he thinks the TERRORIST MURDERS of AMBASSADOR STEVENS…SEAN SMITH…TYRONE WOODS AND GLEN DOHERTY ARE PHONY???

I’ll tell ya what was PHONY about THAT…

THAT NONSENSE ABOUT IT BEING A YOU TUBE VIDEO THAT CAUSED A RIOT IN BENGHAZI…THAT’S PHONY!!!

HILLARY ASKING, “WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE???” THAT’S PHONY!!!

And where WAS the PHONY BALONEY FOR ALL THOSE HOURS THAT THE ATTACKS WERE TAKING PLACE?????

The IRS…which ADMITTED to targeting CONSERVATIVES and the trail OF that abuse of power LEADING RIGHT BACK TO THE OVAL OFFICE…

THAT’S PHONY?????

How about that GIANT structure being built in the MIDDLE OF UTAH’S NOWHERE to house ALL THE META DATE COLLECTED BY THE NAS ON ALL AMERICANS…IS THAT BUILDING PHONY?????

Now…This JACKASS…A PHONY PONY TO BE SURE…Is trying to tell us that we need to REFOCUS on the ECONOMY???

HIS POLICIES HAVE DRIVEN UP UNEMPLOYMENT, DRIVEN DOWN FULL TIME EMPLOYMENT AND PUT MORE PEOPLE ON FOOD STAMPS THAT HE’S CREATED JOBS…AND HE WANTS TO…REFOCUS…ON THE ECONOMY?????

“I will not allow gridlock, inaction or willful indifference to get in our way. Whatever executive authority I have to help the middle class, I’ll use it.”

Let me explain something here…

IF THIS PHONY USES MUCH MORE OF HIS…”EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY”…THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY IS GONNA GO THE WAY OF DETROIT!!!

If he focused on the details of Obamacare he wouldn’t have been making 2 years of PHONY claims like…”YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DOCTOR,” and…’THIS WON’T COST ONE THIN DIME!!!”

YOU WANT PHONY???

I’LL GIVE YA PHONY!!!

“SHOVEL READY JOBS…” THAT WAS PHONY!!!

“A COUPLE OF ROGUE AGENTS IN CINCINNATI” THAT WAS PHONEY!!!

“I’ve done more for Israel’s security than any President ever…” PHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“OBAMACARE IS NOT A TAX…” THAT WAS PURE PHONY!!!!

“No “boots” on the ground Libya…” PHONY!!!

And then, there’s the BIGGEST, PHONIEST WHOOPER OF EM ALL…

“I, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

HEY…OBAMA…YOU WASTE OF AIR…YOU GAVE THOUSANDS OF WEAPONS TO MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS AND NOW HUNDREDS OF THEIR CITIZENS AND OUR BORDER AGENT, BRIAN TERRY, ARE DEAD!!!

YOU SENT YOUR CONDOLENCES TO ANWAR AL ALAWKI BUT YOU STILL HAVEN’T CALLED BRIAN TERRY’S FAMILY???

WHY DON’T YOU GIVE THEM A JINGLE AND TELL THEM THAT WHAT YOU COVERED UP WITH EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE WAS…PHONY?????

WHY DON’T YOU HAVE THE FBI GET IN TOUCH WITH ALL THOSE CONSERVATIVE GROUPS HARASSED BY YOUR THUGS AT THE IRS AND TELL THEM THAT STONE WALLING THEIR APPLICATIONS IS PHONY?????

And how DARE you…NOT USE THAT BALCKBERRY YOU’RE SO PROUD OF AND CALL THE FAMILIES OF AMBASSADOR STEVENS, SEAN SMITH, GLEN DOHERTY AND TYRONE WOODS…REMEMBER THEM??? YOU CALLED THEM BUMPS IN THE ROAD BEFORE.

CALL THEM AND TELL THEM THAT WHAT YOU ARE SO DAMN DESPERATE TO COVER UP…WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN BENGHAZI…IS PHONY!!!

TELL THOSE FAMILIES WHY YOU DIDN’T SEND A RESCUE TO THAT “PHONY” ATTACK!!!!

TELL THEM WHERE YOU WERE AND WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHILE THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS DIED!!!

TELL DAVID UBBEN…THE HERO WE NOW KNOW WENT BACK INTO THAT BENGHAZI CONSULATE, OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO BRING OUT THE BODY OF SEAN SMITH AND SEARCH FOR AMBASSADOR STEVENS, WHO IS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL TODAY, RECOVERING FROM THE WOUNDS HE SUFFERED AT THE ANNEX, THAT THE SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH IS PHONY!!!

YOU WON’T DO ANY OF THAT BUT YOU ARE MORE THAN GIDDY TO TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR PHONY ECONOMIC RECOVERY, YOUR PHONY ECONOMIC AGENDA, YOUR PHONY INVESTMENTS IN PHONY GREEN ENERGY COMPANIES AND YOUR PHONY CONCERN FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS!!!!!

“With an endless parade of distractions and political posturing and phony scandals, Washington’s taken its eye off the ball. And I’m here to say this needs to stop. This needs to stop.”

You know what needs to stop???

YOUR REIGN OF TREASONOUS THUGGERY AND ABUSES OF POWER WRAPPED IN YOUR HATRED OF THE CONSTITUTION!!!

PACK IN YOUR PRAYER RUG AND HIT THE BRICKS YOU GENUINE, WALKING, TELEPROMPTER READING PILE OF BULLCRAP!!!!!!!!

Oh man…

It IS Friday and…My friends…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!