In the loony bin of socialist wombattery, there are just FAR too many issues from which to choose and SO little space to dedicate TO them.

Every week, I try to narrow it down and every week I have to leave the vast majority of the list out of the piece.

Forgive me.

This week is no exception to the rule.

Sit down, strap in and try to find a laugh or 2 to get you through the weekend.

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Do we have an illegal alien problem in these United States?

NOOOOOOOOO…….

Not if you ask THIS administration but…

Ask somebody ELSE like…Oh…I don’t know…

LAW ENFORCEMENT in ARIZONA!!!

Daniel Jupa-Fino, 21, of SONORA…MEXICO…Was arrested last week in Pinal County Arizona.

The ILLEGAL had just been involved in a traffic accident and low and behold…HE HAD MORE THAN 200 POUNDS OF POT IN HIS CAR!!!

This wasn’t Jupa-Fino’s 1^st interaction with the law in our country either…

It wasn’t his 2^nd or 3^rd for that matter.

THIS ILLEGAL HAS APPARENTLY BEEN PART OF THE ONGOING PROBLEM BECAUSE…

HE HAS BEEN DEPORTED…11 TIMES ALREADY!!!!!

He’s what our Dictator…EL GUANO…calls a DREAMER.

WE HAVE GOT TO QUIT SENDING THESE CRIMINALS BACK WITHOUT PAYING FOR THE POSTAGE or at the very least…STOP PUTTING A RETURN ADDRESS ON THE BOX!!!!!

This is the 12^TH TIME we’ve had this MEXICAN BORDER JUMPING BEAN in custody…HOW ABOUT WE DEPORT HIS WEEDY BUTT TO CELL BLOCK C AND BE DONE WITH HIM because this whole…CATCH AND RELEASE program has me…

Fuming.

Have you heard about this San Diego Mayor???

Bob “ BERLUSCONI BUNGA BUNGA” Filner???

WHAT IS WITH THIS SEPTUAGENARIAN SOCIALIST ANYWAY???

He’s waging a one dirty old man war on women FROM THE MAYOR’S OFFICE!!!!!

So far…SCORES of women have stepped up to DETAIL the HARASSMENT at the hands of Filner.

It seems…HE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET WOMEN TO COME INTO HIS OFFICE…CONSTANTLY TRYING TO BULLY THEM INTO HAVING AFFAIRS WITH HIM…CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GROPE AND KISS THEM…

And like all socialists…He has an excuse.

Filner says that he’s…

“A HUGGER!!!!!”

I have news for ya…HE’S NOT “A HUGGER”…HE’S A 70 YEAR OLD…

“CREEPY ASS GRABBER!!!!!!!!”

This guy is THE MAYOR of San Diego…What sort of pick-up lines is this old goat USING???

“COME INTO MY OFFICE AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE…”KEY TO THE CITY???”

“Hey good lookin’…know what time it is??? IT’S TIME TO…FREE WILLY!!!!!”

“MISS JONES…HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE SOME…DICTATION???”

His own FIANCEE dumped his saggy keester…His own SUPPORTERS want him GONE and HE says HE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!

Now…in true socialist fashion… San Diego Mayor Bob Filner has been instructed to avoid closed-door meetings with female staffers and other women.

WOMEN IN THAT OFFICE DON’T NEED TO BE INSTRUCTED TO AVOID FILNER…THEY HAVE COMMON SENSE!!!!!!!

If THAT’S not enough…THE CITY COUNCIL HAS ASKED FOR THE CREATION OF…

WORKPLACE SAFETY ZONES…FOR WORKERS WHO FEEL THREATENED BY THIS 2 BIT JERK!!!!!!!

Let me tell you something…If those WORKPLACE…SAFETY ZONES…WORK AS WELL AS CHICAGO’S GUN FREE ZONES…

SAN DIEGO’S CITY HALL IS ALSO GONNA NEED A CLINIC AND A GYNECOLOGIST!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

According to socialist senator, Carl Levin from MICHIGAN…

“I know firsthand, because I live in Detroit, that our city is on the rebound in some key ways, and I know deep in my heart that the people of Detroit will face this latest challenge with the same determination that we have always shown.”

THIS YAHOO PROBABLY THINKS OBAMACARE IS A REAL MONEY SAVING BUTT TICKLER TOO!!!!

Hey…Levin…

THE SAME DETERMINATION DETROIT HAS ALWAYS SHOWN INCLUDES THE FACT THAT ABOUT HALF THE PEOPLE WHO…USED…TO LIVE THERE…DON’T LIVE THERE…ANYMORE!!!!!

That’s a big part of your problem and the other part of it is…

THE UNIONS!!!!!

UNIONS HAVE SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF DETROIT AND THEIR PROMISED PENSIONS…CAN’T BE PAID FOR!!!!!

Yesterday…Detroit became the largest city in the U.S. to FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY!!!!!

DETROIT IS NOW MORE THAN $18 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT AND…AS THEIR POPULATION CONTINUES TO SHRINK…THEY CAN’T PAY UP!!!!!

This must be a really BAD week for unions.

FIRST they discover that what WE, as CONSERVATIVES have been saying about Obamacare all along IS 100% CORRECT AND THEY ARE HOPPING MAD BECAUSE OF IT…

NOW…THEY HAVE TO COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT WHAT WE’VE BEEN WARNING THEM ABOUT IN DETROIT…IS ALSO TRUE!!!!

UNION PENSIONS TOTAL $9.2…BILLION…DOLLARS OF DETROIT’S DEBT AND THOSE WHO INVESTED THEIR FUTURE IN SOCIALIST UNIONS AIN’T GONNA GET MUCH MORE THAN 6 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR!!!!!

Now…Obama is considering ANOTHER UNION BAILOUT!!!

GUESS WHAT???

YA CAN’T GET THE WATER OUT OF A SINKING DINGY BY DRILLING MORE HOLES IN THE BOTTOM OF IT!!!!!

I guess you just can’t keep spending $380 MILLION dollars a year MORE than you take in and make a go of it…CAN YA??????

Here’s Detroit’s problem in a nutshell.

THEY RAN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY!!!

Detroit has been in the control of DEMOCRATS…LIBERALS AND SOCIALISTS FOR HALF A CENTURY and look at it now.

After WWII…JAPAN became a CAPITALIST nation. After WWII…DETROIT became a SOCIALIST CONTROLLED CITY.

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! DETROIT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF IF WE HAD NUKED IT!!!!!

In fact…HERE’S THE LIST OF THE POOREST CITIES IN AMERICA AND HOW LONG THEY’VE BEEN IN THE HANDS OF DEMOCRATS!!!!!

1^st– Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn’t elected
a Republican mayor since 1961;

2^nd– Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn’t elected one since 1954;

3^rd– Cincinnati, OH (3rd)… since 1984;

4^th– Cleveland, OH (4th)… since 1989;

5^th– Miami, FL (5th) has never had a Republican Mayor;

6^th– St. Louis, MO (6th)…. since 1949;

7^th– El Paso, TX (7th) has never had a Republican Mayor;

8^th– Milwaukee, WI (8th)… since 1908;

9^th– Philadelphia, PA (9th)… since 1952;

10^th– Newark, NJ (10th)… since 1907.

Hmmmmm…How about the top 10 most DANGEROUS CITIES IN AMERICA???

10th- Buffalo, N.Y. (Democrat Mayor )

9th- Cleveland (Democrat Mayor )

8th- Stockton, Calif. (Democrat Mayor)

7th- Baltimore (Democrat Mayor)

6th- Atlanta (Democrat Mayor)

5th- Birmingham, Ala (Democrat Mayor)

4th- Memphis, Tenn (Democrat mayor)

3rd- Oakland, Calif (Democrat Mayor)

2nd- St. Louis. (Democrat mayor)

1^st– DETROIT MICHIGAN (DEMOCRAT MAYOR) where it now takes an average of 57 minutes for police to answer a call!!!!!

And if that’s not enough…

ACCORDING TO FORBES…THE MOST…MISERABLE…CITY IN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES IS….

Drum roll please…

DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This would be a good time to revisit the socialist senator from Detroit’s quote.

“I know firsthand, because I live in Detroit, that our city is on the rebound in some key ways, and I know deep in my heart that the people of Detroit will face this latest challenge with the same determination that we have always shown.”

Ahem…Please allow ME to give this putz some CONSERVATIVE advice.

PUT DOWN THE SILLY, GIANT FOAM FINGER AND QUIT PRANCING ABOUT YELLIN’…”WE’RE NUMBER 1…WE’RE NUMBER 1…WE’RE NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

DETROIT SUCKS WORSE THAT TIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR’S BINFORD SHOP VAC!!!!!!!

DETROIT IS CURRENTLY ASPIRING TO BECOME A 3^RD WORLD NATION!!!!!!

DETROIT HAS BEEN SO RAVAGED BY SOCIALIST CONTROL FOR SO LONG THAT…

ED SNOWDEN IS ABOUT TO SEEK ASYLUM IN THE MOTOR CITY!!!!!!!

IN FACT…DETROIT IS SUCH A CRAP HOLE NOW THAT ROLLING STONE IS GONNA PUT IT ON NEXT MONTH’S COVER!!!!!!!

AND IF OBAMA AND THE SOCIALISTS IN WASHINGTON THINK THEY’RE GONNA BUY OFF THE UNIONS PISSED OVER OBAMACARE BY PROPPING UP THE DISASTER THAT IS DETROIT WITH OUR MONEY…

I’VE GOT A WHOLE DIFFERENT FOAM FINGER FOR EM!!!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!