Today is a National Patriot milestone of sorts.

Friends and Patriots…THIS is our 100^th Friday FUME!!!!

While I would love to take time to celebrate this monumentally minute feat, there’s just too much to be done and if we don’t find a way to laugh just a little…We’ll all go NUTS!!

Lois Lerner, on administrative leave is STILL logging into her EMAILS at the IRS…I’ll bet she can’t erase the evidence faster than the NSA can grab it.

The NSA has been collecting data on EVERYBODY and all they really needed to do to find out what CONSERVATIVES are thinking…IS ASK US…WE’LL BE HAPPY TO TELL EM TO GO TO HELL!!!

Morally bankrupt Bill Maher insulted and mocked TRIG PALIN!!! Just goes to prove that special needs kids are at least 100 flights above the ilk of socialists. Hey Maher…You wanna pick on the mentally retarded…PICK ON YOUR OWN SOCIALIST FRIENDS…Trig is WAY too smart to join the OCCUPY movement…HANG OUT with DICTATORS or BOO GOD AT A NATIONALLY TELEVISED CONVENTION!!! Compared to YOU…HE’S A MENSA CANDIDATE!!!!!

Good grief…That’s just a SMATTERING of the socialist bedpan remnants we have for ya this week. Put down your beverage of choice…no need in shooting it though your nose and into your keyboards…HERE WE GO>>>

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

As the NSA abuse of power, snooping and spying on EVERY AMERICAN, gets deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole…Obama’s own words are once again coming back to haunt him.

“When I am president, one of the first things I’m going to do is call my Attorney General, and say to him, ‘I want you to review every executive order that’s been issued by George Bush ; Whether it relates to warrantless wire taps, or detaining people or reading emails or whatever it is – I want you to go theough every single one of them. And if they are unconstitutional,; If they’re encroaching on civil liberties unnecessarily; We are going to overturn them!!!”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh THAT’S rich!!!

NOW he’s saying that we just have to “TRUST” government.

YEAH…RIGHT…AFTER FAST AND FURIOUS…BENGHAZI…THE IRS…SPYING ON REPORTERS…WE’RE GONNA TRUST GOVERNMENT AND THIS REGIME…WITH OUR MINED DATA?????

THAT’S LIKE TRUSTING JEFF DAHMER TO CATER YOUR PARTY!!!!!

I’ll bring my OWN finger food, thank you very much.

Then you’ve got Maxine Waters who, back in February, said…“The President has put in place an organization with the kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life. That’s going to be very, very powerful. That database will have information about everything on every individual on ways that it’s never been done before and whoever runs for President on the Democratic ticket has to deal with that. They’re going to go down with that database and the concerns of those people because they can’t get around it. And he’s [President Obama] been very smart. It’s very powerful what he’s leaving in place.”

GUESS WHAT MAXIMUS DOOFUS???

ED SNOWDEN’S SEEN IT AND he’s talking about it!!!!!

The notion that we should trust this bunch of syphilitic warthogs is ABSURD!!!!

This lout pack is making CARTER look like a GOOD president and NIXON like an AMATURE.

These socialists say the NSA is just trying to “protect” us.

FROM WHAT???

The 2^nd BLOOMER BOMBER???

The BOSTON BOMBERS???

WORKPLACE VIOLENCE at Ft Hood???

The TIMES SQUARE bomber???

Geez Louise…They didn’t even catch ANTHONY WEINER’S WEAPON OF MINUTE DISRUPTION!!!

What we NEED is PROTECTION FROM THE GOVERNMENT and I’ll BET if these worms would take the time to READ THE CONSTITUTION…THEY’LL FIND IT!!!

Fuming.

Then there’s Ed Snowden…the drip that’s been leaking like a screen door on a submarine.

On one hand…he claims he’s about to let loose a stream of classified national security intel and on the other…He not only spilled the beans on the NSA spying abuse of power…HE OPENED A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS ON THIS REGIME IN THE PROCESS!!!

And par for the course…THE most wanted man on earth has been found by a REPORTER in HONG KONG while THIS useless as boobs on a bore regime CAN’T SEEM TO FIND HIM ANYWHERE!!!

By the way Ed… How ARE the strawberry frappes in Hong Kong?????

Let me explain this whole thing so far…If the Chinese don’t know we’ve been hacking their crap for years…THEY’RE AS STUPID AS STUMPS. If the TERRORISTS don’t know we’re watching THEIR butt cracks…THEY’RE MORE STUPID THAN THE STUMP-DUMB CHINESE!!!

HELL…OBAMA’S MINIONS LET IT SLIP THAT WE USED THE STUXNET VIRUS AGAINST IRAN!!!!!

You wanna FIND this guy…ASK THE NSA…THEY KNOW WHAT KIND OF TOILET PAPER HE USES!!!!!

So far, the jury’s still out on old Ed but…IF HE CAN PRODUCE OBAMA’S COLLEGE RECORDS AND HIS THESIS…

HE’LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A FIRST CLASS HERO!!!!!

What makes ME want to puke are the RINOS lining up to call Snowden a TRAITOR but there isn’t ONE of them who has the CLACKERS to call OBAMA a TRAITOR!!!!!

GROW A SET OR SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

I’m fuming.

Well, well…The PATRIOTS have signed TIM TEBOW!!!

They did it because, according to the team’s owner, the team’s “spirituality” was lacking.

Gee…Ya THINK???

YOUR COACH…BELICHICK…IS THE BEELZEBUB OF THE NFL!!!!!

The same bunch of LOONS who feel the OVERWHELMING need to OOZE PLATITUDES every time an player comes out of the CLOSET just can’t STAND to watch a CHRISTIAN come out of the LOCKER ROOM!!!

And the socialist twits of Twitter are ALREADY blathering.

So what, exactly, is wrong with Tebow?

Now FLASHY enough??

Not SLICK enough??

The guy gives it EVERYTHING he’s got AND…

HE WINS GAMES!!!

Finally…the Godless SOCIALISTS of NEW ENGLAND have a reason to PRAY.

“Dear God…if you really exist…Do everything with the power I don’t believe you have…To keep pretty boy Brady in one piece for the next 2 seasons.

Amen or…whatever…”

GET OVER IT…YOU’RE LUCKY TO GET HIM!!!

Besides…It’ll be fun watching 50,000 fans a week trying NOT to drop to one knee now that God’s gift to the AUDIBLE is gonna be suiting up in FOXBOROUGH…THE LIBERAL LAND THAT TIME FORGOT!!!

They’re FUMING…I’m TEBOWING!!!!

And finally…

Bill Clinton put down his cigar and got the HUMIDOR off his lap long enough to SLAM Obama the other day.

Mr. Hillary was yammering at an event at the McCain Preserve for LAME RINOS when he went off on the situation in Syria.

“Sometimes it’s just best to get caught trying, as long as you don’t over-commit — like, as long as you don’t make an improvident commitment.”

Then came the slam…

“You just think how lame you’d be … suppose I had let a million people, two million people be refugees out of Kosovo, a couple hundred thousand people die, and they say, ‘You could have stopped this by dropping a few bombs. Why didn’t you do it?’ And I say, ‘because the House of Representatives voted 75 percent against it?’  You look like a total wuss, and you would be.”

Don’t applaud…

BILLARY is doing nothing more than CAMPAIGNING FOR BENGHAZI JANE!!!!!

It’s clear, with Benghazi HAUNTING his husband and all the NEW allegations of SEX, DRUGS AND CHILD PROSTITUTES swirling around HILLARY’S STATE DEPARTMENT OF DEBAUCHERY…

SHE CAN’T RUN OR SHOW UP ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW SO…SHE’S TIGHTENED THE SCREWS ON HIS TESTICLE LOCKBOX!!!!!!

Under HILLARY’S concussed eyeballs…

IT LOOKS LIKE HER STATE DEPARTMENT WAS GOING WILD AND THAT INCLUDES HER OWN PERSONAL SECURITY TEAM!!!!!

Naturally, her spokesman told the press THAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR ABOUT THE SQUASHED INVESTIGATIONS INTO IT…UNTIL SHE SAW IT ON THE NEWS!!!!!

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Well…Maybe not. It’s not hard to believe, at this point, that this ABSURDLY CORRUPT, REEKING, ASININE ADMINISTRATION HAS COMPLETELY RUN OUT OF EXCUSES TO THE POINT THAT THEY’RE NOW WORKING THEIR WAY BACK THROUGH EM!!!!!

THE SHREW LIED ABOUT BENGHAZI AND SHE’S LYING ABOUT THE SEX AND DRUG DEBACLE TOO.

Oh…The investigations STARTED but…HIGHER UPS…IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT…REPORTEDLY HAD THOSE INVESTIGATIONS HALTED AND…HAD THE INCRIMINATING REPORTS SCRUBBED OF ANY CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR!!!

Sound familiar???

THE ONLY THING A CLINTON HASN’T SCRUBBED OF EVIDENCE IS…A BLUE DRESS!!!!!

According to the whistle-blown reports…One of the hot-spots for hooker hook-ups was BEIRUT.

OH MY GOD!!!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A LEBANESE HOOKER?????

It ain’t pretty.

YOU CAN RUN HILLARY…OR HAVE YOUR WIFE RUN FOR YOU BUT…YOU CAN’T HIDE!!!!

WE’RE ONTO YOU, YOUR LIES, YOUR IGNORANCE OF EVERY SITUATION YOU DAMN WELL SHOULD HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH AND YOUR RECYCLED, TIRED OLD EXCUSES!!!

YOU MISSED THE 3AM BENGHAZI CALL AND TRIED TO COVER IT UP!!

“WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE???”

YOU CONCUSSED WOMBAT…THE DIFFERENCE WILL BE THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE ELECTED AGAIN AND BILL WILL NEVER BE THE FIRST LADY!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING IN THE MILLION MILE FLIER CLUB…NOW YOU’RE WORKING ON THE MILLION LIAR DESIGNATION AND YOU’RE DAMN NEAR THERE!!!

THE NEXT CASKET YOU’LL STAND IN FRONT OF IS THE ONE CONTAINING YOUR ABSURD, INCOMPETENT AND CORRUPT POLITICAL CAREER!!!!! THERE WON’T BE ENOUGH BOTOX IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE TO PUFF UP YOUR SOCIALIST ASPIRATIONS AS THE TRUTH CONTINUES TO COME OUT.

DRIP…DRIP…DRIP…

My friends…It’s a good thing it’s Friday because, for the 100^th time…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!