You would SWEAR I’m making this up but…NO I AM NOT!!!

Obama is in KENYA offering THEM a $53 MILLION dollar assist to…IMPLEMENT A PHOTO ID VOTER REGISTRATION CARD PROGRAM!!!!!

Over HERE…That’s considered RACIST!!!

In an obvious attempt to kill Sunday ratings…THE REGIME is hatching a plan to PUSH OBAMACARE ON NFL BROADCASTS!!!

I have no idea if that Obamacare covers pre-existing head injuries, steroid use OR GUNSHOT WOUNDS but…At least for the 1^st 3-4 years of their careers…THE WORLDS BIGGEST, BADDEST, FASTEST AND STRONGEST ATHLETES CAN STAY ON MOMMY’S AND DADDY’S INSURANCE PROGRAM!!!

And… Bombastic Bloomberg is now going after…4^TH OF JULY…SPARKLERS because…HE says they can be used by…TERRORISTS!!!!!

Just wait till he finds out what al Qaeda could do with SOAP BUBBLES!!!!!

It’s been yet ANOTHER week LOADED with liberal STUPIDITY and I can’t hold back any longer.

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…There they were…Socialists in Texas…Raising hell and CHEERING on the murder of unborn children.

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE PARTY THAT BOOED GOD AT THE NATIONAL CONVENTION???

The Texas senate was in the process of voting on a bill that would END abortions past the 20^th week of pregnancy AND make such clinics SAFER and when the filibuster ran out of steam…SOCIALISTS IN THE GALLERY STARTED SCREAMING, YELLING AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN TO STALL THE VOTE!!!!

Anyway…It wasn’t just the CHEERING GOULS in Texas that were giddy about the prospect of KILLING UNBORN CHILDREN…

CRUSTY ol’ Harry Reid had to Tweet in.

And then…THERE WAS THE OBAMA TWEET!!!

Something…”SPECIAL????”

Here’s something “SPECIAL” for ya you JACKWAGON…

YOU LOVE Planned DEPARENTHOOD don’t ya?

ARE YOU EVEN AWARE THAT IT’S FOUNDER…Margaret Sanger…ADVOCATED ABORTIONS TO CONTROL AND ELIMINATE…THE NEGRO POPULATION?????

According to MARGARET…KKK…SANGER in 1922…

“We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities.  The most successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal. We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members.”

AND PAULA DEEN IS THE RACIST?????

And listen up you socialist wads of snot…DON’T BE GIVING ME ANY OF THAT “It’s about a woman’s choice” CRAP either…

THERE ARE WORLDS OF CHOICES A WOMAN CAN MAKE…BEFORE…SHE BREEDS LIKE A RABBIT IN HEAT THAT WOULD ELIMINATE THE NEED FOR ABORTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE…AFTER SHE HAS A BABY GROWING INSIDE HER…IT AIN’T A CHOICE…IT’S A RESPONSIBILITY TO A FUTURE HUMAN BEING!!!!!

I’ll tell ya what…I’m about ready to ABANDON my PRO LIFE stance and…MAKE ABORTION MANDATORY FOR SOCIALISTS!!!!!

For crying out loud…GO MARRY A GOAT AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!

Fuming.

Speaking of Paula Deen…

Let me just see if I have this straight.

Paula Deen, under oath on a lawsuit brought by a disgruntled WHITE employee…

Admits that she used the term, “nigger” almost 30 years ago in a conversation with her husband after she was robbed at GUNPOINT by a black man.

NOW…she’s a racist.

Is THAT about the size of it???

She’s been fired from the Food Network for what? TELLING THE TRUTH??? FOR ADMITTING SHE WAS SO UPSET…ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO…THAT SHE SAID SOMETHING SHE WOULD NOT SAY TODAY???

And her sponsors and partners like some HAM company…HOME DESPOT and CEASARS PALACE are DUMPING her???

Am I about to defend a RACIST here???

Nope.

I’M GONNA DEFEND SOMEONE WHO ADMITS TO SAYING SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE 30 YEARS AGO AND OBVIOUSLY FEELS BAD ABOUT IT NOW!!!!!

I mean…It’s NOT like Deen got all LIQUORED UP on COOKING SHERRY and went ALL MEL GIBSON ON A COP!!!!!

Here’s a quaint little video for ya and if you allow your kids to hear this…YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE TO DEFINE…HYPOCRISY…to them.

Better yet…DON’T let the kids hear this one but, rest assured…IT SERVES A VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE!!!

I HOPE you didn’t listen to the whole thing but…By MY count…That’s 100 TIMES IN 3 MINUTES and Paula D

Now…TELL ME AGAIN WHY PAULA DEEN IS BEING RAKED OVER THE COALS!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Recent events are starting to make this socialist regime look like a petting zoo.

Ed…”THE WEASEL” Snowden is making the JACKASS in the oval office…LOOK LIKE A MONKEY WHO’S MAKING HIMSELF HAPPY WITH ONE HAND AND PLAYING IN HIS OWN POOP WITH THE OTHER!!!!!

Meanwhile…In RUSSIA…The guy G.W. BUSH called “POOTY-POOT” is suddenly…”BIG BAD VLAD!!!”

First…WIMP THE CHIMP demands that CHINA send THE WEASEL home and CHINA says…”Ummm…No.”

THEN…the MONKEY WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS GETS THE FINGER FROM ROOTIN’ TOOTIN’ PUTIN!!!!!

Ding-a-Ling CHARGES Snowden with ESPIONAGE under a 1917 ACT THAT HAS, LONG AGO, BEEN OVERTURNED AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PROSECUTE before he then comes out to tell the drooling lap dogs of the propaganda machine…

 “I have not called President Xi personally or President Putin personally and the reason is…number one, I shouldn’t have to.”

Well…HELL…HE’D JUST HANG UP ON YA ANYWAY!!!

“I am not going to be scrambling jets to get a 29-year-old hacker.”

OH, HELL…YOU DIDN’T EVEN SCRAMBLE A CESSNA WHEN 4 AMERICANS WERE BEING KILLED IN BENGHAZI!!!!!

Hacker???

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED HIM FOR ESPIONAGE AND TELLING ALL OF OUR SECRETS TO THE ENEMY???

Now…HE’S JUST A 2 BIT HACKER?????

THE MONKEY IS NOW TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT THE FOOTBALL HE WAS TRYING TO GET HAPPY WITH!!!!!

And to think that barely over 51% of the uneducated populous actually thought that A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER COULD HANDLE THE WORLD’S STAGE!!!

I’LL bet that if the “29 year old HACKER” threatened to leak Obama’s COLLEGE THESIS…THERE WOULD BE A FEW JETS SCRAMBLED!!!

I’m fuming!

And finally…

Now we know that…Just a couple of weeks ago…

A HIGHLY DISTASTEFUL SHEIKH…ABDULLAH BIN BAYHAR (or…Bayyah, in Arabic) WAS SITTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!

Of course, the white house is DEFENDING the meeting with THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL SAYING THAT THE…UMMM…”SCHOLAR” was there to talk about…POVERTY AND WORLD HEALTH!!!!!

So…Who IS this reject from a linen sale anyway???

HE HAS ISSUED FATWAS AGAINST “ALL FORMS OF NORMALIZATION WITH ISRAEL,” and…HE SPEAKS OPENLY ABOUT HIS LOVE OF HAMAS!!!

Oh wait…There’s MORE…

ABDULLAH BIN BAYYAHAHAHAHAHA…HANGS OUT WITH THE EGYPTIAN CLERIC…YUSUF QARADAWI…WHO HAS CALLED FOR THE DEATHS OF JEWS…AMERICANS…AND IS BARRED FROM VISITING OUR COUNTRY ENTIRELY!!!

Bayyah Butthead is also…THE VICE PRESIDENT OF…THE UNION OF MUSLIM SCHOLARS…WHICH WAS FOUNDED BY…YUSUF DOOFUS!!!!!!!

First of all…Never trust anyone who doesn’t use a “U” after the letter “Q.”

Second off…CALLING ANYBODY TERMINALLY STUCK IN THE 7^TH CENTURY A “SCHOLAR” IS LIKE CALLING OBAMA A “CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR…” IT HOLDS WATER LIKE A PASTA STRAINER!!!

And 3^rd…

THE FREAKIN’ MUZZIES HAVE THEIR OWN…TEACHERS UNION???????

What are they gonna do???

GO ON STRIKE DEMANDING BETTER DETONATORS FOR THEIR “MAHAMMAD-GO-BOOM” VESTS??????

And how, exactly, did we learn that YABA DABA BIN BAYYAH WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ON JUNE 13^TH???

Well…We SHOULD have been clued in WHEN OSAMA BIN OBAMA RAN A ROOMBA OVER THE WHITE HOUSE PRAYER RUGS ON THE 12^TH but…

NOOOOOO…

RAMA-LAMA BIN BOMBA  BAYYAH WAS BRAGGIN’ BOUT IN ON HIS WEBSITE!!!!!!

Of course, the white house ALSO claims that a primary reason to meet with BIN KABOOM WAS BECAUSE…HE HAS SPOKEN OUT AGAINST AL QAEDA!!!

Here’s a little hint…

THE ONLY THING HE’S SAID AGAINST AL QAEDA IS THAT HE DOESN’T LIKE IT WHEN THE TERRORISTS ARE KILLING OTHER MUSLIM TERRORISTS…

Which makes him smarter than SOCIALISTS ADVOCATING ABORTION but still…

HE JUST WANTS MORE ISLAMOBOMBERS WITH WHICH TO TERRORIZE AND KILL US AND OUR ALLIES!!!!!

I can’t get a tour of the white house because of SEQUESTRATION but…

RADICAL ISLAMISTS…TIED TO HAMAS AND THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD…THEY CAN JUST STROLL THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR OF OBAMA’S PERSONAL MOSQUE??????

Friends and Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

I AM UNDENIABLY…

FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!