Well…Another week of EPIC socialist stupidity in the can.

We live in difficult times of warped socialist sensibilities and free-falling morals. It would be too much to handle if we couldn’t find a way to laugh at it from time to time.

At the end of every week, I meet absurdity with absurdity…HEAD ON and this week is no exception.

STAND FAST AND GET A GRIP…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Look…You didn’t need to grow up in farm country to recognize the utter stupidity of the latest move by the Dictator’s Palace Guards.

As we all know, the Dictator was in Northern Ireland for a few days and staying in some posh lakeside resort.

Okay…

Apparently, surrounding the resort, one would find farm fields.

Oooookay.

So…The “SECRET” Service decided to pose as…FARMERS to patrol those fields and NOT be noticed or…Stand out regardless of HOW outstanding they are in their field.

THEY BOUGHT A FLEET OF BRAND NEW…

TRACTORS!!!!!!!

They weren’t plowing anything.

They weren’t PLANTING anything either.

In fact, the only FERTILIZING going on was the BS being SPEWED by the DICTATOR.

Yep…The “SECRET” Service was just…DRIVING around…IN BRAND NEW…SHINY BRIGHT tractors.

Here’s a question…

Had they actually SEEN someone suspicious…HOW, EXACTLY, WOULD THEY SNEAK UP ON THE SUSPECT???

Have you ever HEARD a tractor???

Have you ever noticed the SIZE of a tractor???

THEY AIN’T STEALTHY!!!!!!!

Heck…You’d be less noticeable YELLING THROUGH A BULLHORN…”I’M SNEAKING UP ON YOU!!!!!”

We’re talkin’ bout the U.S. GOOBERMENT here so, ya KNOW they didn’t shop around…THEY PAID MSRP and…While I don’t know how many idiots are in a FLEET…Let’s say they bought 10 of the damn things at $1000,000.00 EACH.

THAT’S A MILLION BUCKS TO PROTECT A MANURE SPREADER FROM…PRE BOILED POTATOES!!!!!!!

Fuming.

Of ALL the moronic liberal/socialist ideas I’ve heard…THIS one may just take the proverbial cake.

A couple of BRAIN DEAD lawmakers in New York are trying like anything to pass a new law that would BAN police from providing…DESCRIPTIONS OF SUSPECTS!!!!!

They’re afraid the suspects might be OFFENDED.

As things are now…NY cops can issue an APB for a WHITE guy or a BLACK guy or a HISPANIC WOMAN or whatever, with LONG or SHORT or MEDIUM length hair, give the eye color, height, weight and general description of clothing of some PERP they’re trying to locate but…

Under this new PROPOSED law…THE ONLY THING THEY CAN GIVE AS A DESCRIPTION IS…CLOTHING!!!!!

“ATTENTION ALL CARS…BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A…UM…UHHHH…PERSON WEARING A BLUE SHIRT…WANTED FOR MURDER AND GENERAL MAYHEM!!!!!”

Well THAT NARROWS IT RIGHT DOWN!!!!!!

The cops should have about a MILLION suspects in custody before you can say…”ASSHATS!!!!!”

One can only assume that perp LINE UPS will be held in the CLOTHING DEPARTMENT at MACY’S!!!!!!!!

Police artists won’t be needed…THEY’LL BE REPLACED BY THE JC PENNY’S CATALOG!!!!!!!

Imagine the problem this will cause when somebody robs SAUL’S down in the GARMENT DISTRICT!!!!

Victim: “Yes sir, officer McCready…I got a REAL good look. He was a BLACK man…I’d say, 30 maybe 35 years old with short hair…a beard…brown eyes…Maybe 6’5  to 6’ 7’’ tall…He had a limp…bad left leg and a tattoo of Che on his right arm. He spoke with an accent…Sounded Jamacan…Scar on his right cheek and his left eyebrow was pierced. He was missing several teeth and had a silver tooth with a diamond right in the front. He was wearing jeans and a white T-Shirt”

Officer McCready: “Okay…so you’re saying we’re looking for a white T-Shirt and Jeans…Is that about it?”

ONLY a bunch of SLAP-HAPPY SOCIALIST POLITICALLY CORRECT MORONS would think THIS is a good idea.

If this catches on…Can you IMAGINE the  posters for the world’s MOST WANTED TERRORISTS???

THEY’LL LOOK LIKE THE BARGAIN BIN AT BED BATH AND BIRKENSTOCKS!!!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Oh…Isn’t THIS just peachy?

This year, the IRS, apparently because they’ve been doing such a bang-up job…

WILL BE HANDING OUT $70 MILLION IN BONUS CASH!!!!!

Yep…the INFERNAL REVENGE SERVICE…Is LEGALLY bound by the National Treasury Employees UNION to DOLE OUT $70 MILLION OF YOUR BUCKS TO THEIR CORRUPT THUGS!!!!!

How does THAT make ya feel?

During SEQUESTER and while Americans are scraping for loose change in their couch cushions…

THOSE TARGET-HAPPY YAHOOS AT THE IRS ARE CASHING IN!!!

It’s not bad enough that a small handful of IRS SNIPERS are on the HOME VACATION PLAN while they collect their REGULAR pay but…IT JUST COULD BE THAT SOME OF THEM ARE ALSO GOING TO GET A FAT BONUS!!!!!

AS IF THE IRS DOESN’T STINK OUT LOUD ON THEIR OWN…THEY ALSO REEK OF UNION CRAP!!!

But have no fear…The FBI is HOT on the IRS trail.

On Wednesday, During Bobby Mueller’s FBI MULLIGAN…He finally let it be known exactly how many FBI agents are CRAWLING UP the IRS’s COLLECTIVE, BONUS PACKED BUTTS!!!

Twelve.

That’s right…12.

THIS WEEK…40…COUNT AM…FORTY…FBI AGENTS WERE STANDING AROUND A HOLE IN THE GROUND NORTH OF DETROIT ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT…JIMMY HOFFA POPPED OUT OF IT!!!!!

I’d hate to know how many FBI agents are looking for THE LOST DUTCHMAN MINE!!!!!!

It’s a fair bet the FBI will get to the BOTTOM of MICHIGAN before they even SCRATCH THE SURFACE OF THE IRS!!!

I’m fuming!

And finally…

In the DISTRICT OF CORRUPTION….

Those MANIAC TEA PARTIERS showed up at the Capitol.

On ONE SIDE of the den of thieves…a TEA PARTY RALLY and on the OTHER…A RALLY AGAINST THE IRS!!!

BOTH groups were LITERALLY…PENNED IN BY FENCES AND THOSE FROM ONE GROUP WERE NOT ALLOWED TO WANDER OVER TO THE OTHER!!!!!

We USED to have a FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY Amendment…DIDN’T WE???

Did you know that you can’t sing THE NATIONAL ANTHEM…IN OUR NATION’S CAPITOL without a special permit?????

DIDN’T WE ALSO HAVE FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IN THAT SAME AMENDMENT?????

And guess who was at BOTH rallies to KEEP THE TEA PARTY FOLKS FROM CRAPPING ON COP CARS AND BURNIN’ THE PLACE TO THE GROUND…

BLUE HAT WEARING…UNITED NATIONS RENT-A-COPS…THAT’S WHO!!!!!

Everywhere they go, the Tea Party PICKS UP THEIR OWN LITTER…HELPS LITTLE OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET AND MANICURES THE LAWN BEFORE THEY LEAVE and yet…

UNDER THIS ABSURD TURD OF AN ADMINISTRATION…THE UNITED NATIONS OF THUGS, THIEVES AND DESPOTS…WAS CALLED IN TO CONTROL THE TERRORIST, FLAG WAVING AND TOO POLITE TO SPIT MOB!!!!

It seems to ME that the only thing being lit on fire, dragged through the mud, spat on and roundly assaulted at those 2 rallies WAS THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS OF THE RALLIERS!!!!!!!

Here’s an idea…

HOW ABOUT WE HAVE THE SMURF PATROL ROUND UP ALL THE WAYWARD SHEEP IN IRELAND SO THAT OUR DICTATOR CAN’T PULL THE WOOL OVER ANYBODY’S EYES…IDENTIFY ALL THE WORLD’S MALCONTENTS BY THE COLOR OF THE TABLE LINENS THEY’RE WEARING FOR HATS…STAND GUARD OVER THE MONEY CANON THE IRS IS USING TO DISPERSE BONUSES TO THEIR UNION THUGS AND DIG HOFFA HOLES ACROSS THE FRUITED PLAIN…

WHILE THE TEA PARTY FINE AND DECENT AMERICANS…

SING THE STAR FREEKIN’ SPANGLED BANNER…AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS…IN THE NATIONS CAPITOL BUILDING…thus DRIVING THE demoRAT VERMIN INTO THE STREETS WHERE THEY WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE RUN DOWN BY UNION DUES PAYING TOWEL WRAPPED TALIBANI CABBIES!!!!!!!

It IS Friday my friends and fellow Patriots and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!