Friday Fume

Oh man…Just when ya think you’ve seen and heard it all…

Along comes yet ANOTHER week of despicable socialist behavior.

Can you even BELIEVE some of the stuff this week?

Some socialists daughter gets the brainiac idea to JUMP OFF THE ROOF and INTO THE POOL but…She MISSED and NOW…The MOM posted the video of the event and is BEGGING for people to send more than $4,000.00 FOR THE MEDICAL BILLS!!!

Just because your daughter is an IDIOT doesn’t mean she’s entitled to OUR MONEY…GOT THAT???

Reporters asked Beltway Jay Carney, the paid liar, about the DOJ’s targeting and spyng on James Rosen a few days ago and Carney told them, “I would refer you to the Justice Dept”.

Well…Since Holder refuses to answer any questions…Maybe the reporters should just wait for details to leak out of the white house and Obama can learn all about it when HE READS IT IN THE DAMN PAPER!!!!!

And…In an effort to prove, once and for all, that Tea Partiers are just a bunch of paranoid conspiracy theorists for getting upset over the DHS buying nearly 2 BILLION rounds of hollow point ammo…Last week…The DHS sent…ARMED AGENTS TO MONOTOR A TEA PARTY RALLY IN MISSOURI!!!

That should put the conspiracy to rest huh?

My friends and fellow Patriots…Sit down and hold on…Today is FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well, I WILL admit its few and VERY far between when I will CONGRATULATE a Member of the SOCIALIST party much less…SOMEBODY FROM THE LICE INFECTED EPA BUT…

Richard Windsor has EARNED a hearty ATTA BOY!!!

Windsor has been named a “Scholar of Ethical Behavior” at the EPA for what?

3 YEARS RUNNING?????

Yep…3 years in a row.

But those aren’t Richard Windsor’s ONLY accomplishments…Oh NO…He’s a virtual MULTI-TASKING MACHINE!!!

Windsor ALSO… completed of training courses in the MANAGEMENT OF EMAIL RECORDS… CYBER SECURITY AWARENESS… and what appears to be a counter-terror initiative that urges federal employees to REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY!!!!!

What accolades!!!

This Windsor Fellow is certainly THE bright spot of the otherwise bottom of the barrel sludge-sucking EPA or…

He WOULD be…

IF HE EVEN EXISTED!!!!!!

Richard Windsor is the EMAIL ALIAS of one…LISA JACKSON…the FORMER head of the EPA SNAKE.

Lisa Richard Jackson Windsor resigned before any wrongdoing could be discovered but, to this day, the absurd administration claims that NOBODY in it uses any SECRET email accounts or aliases.

Uh huh.

Here’s what I wanna know…

WAS THIS “WINDSOR” GETTING A PAYCHECK AND IS HE/SHE UP FOR A NOBEL PRIZE…CONSIDERING THE LONG LIST OF PRIOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS UNDER HIS/HER BELT?????

Fuming.

Oh dear…

What’s EVA PERON to do when her Dictator husband’s base starts turning on her?

Poor MOOCHelle…GOT HECKLED at a DNC event a couple of evenings ago.

Marie Antoinette was yammering about SOMETHING when some woman, later identified as Ellen Sturtz of the pro-LGBT rights group GetEQUAL started going into a full on screeching rant demanding that Il Duce sign an EXECUTIVE ORDER mandating an end to sex discrimination by federal contractors on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.

You’d THINK the same-sex humpers would have been somewhat calmed by the recent addition of a BUTT-PIRATE MERIT BADGE to the BOY SCOUT program but…NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well, in response…

MOOCHIE went into her OWN hissy fit and, IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS…informed the collective…

“Listen to me or you can take the mic, but I’m leaving. You all decide. You have one choice.”

What a decision for socialists to be forced into.

Turning THEIR backs on a gay rights sheiker OR…

ALLOWING THE DICTATOR’S WIFE TO TURN HER BACK ON THEM AND…DISPLAY WHAT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE 2 WARTHOGS WRESTLING IN A BURLAP BAG…AS SHE STORMS FROM THE STAGE!!!!!

Needless to say…the LGBT-PMS prone LUMBERJACK was escorted from the event.

NOBODY wanted to see that MOOCHIE BOOTY!!!!!!!

Naturally…The “OFFICIAL” white house “TRANSCRIPT” of the brouhaha…HAHAHAHAHA…scrubbed any mention of the whole thing from it’s pages.

CAN’T THIS SOCIALIST BUNCH OF YAHOOS DO ANYTHING WITHOUT SENDING IT THROUGH THE PROPAGANDA MACHINEFIRST???

I’m fuming.

Well…Isn’t THIS rich?

Contestants at this year’s Miss World beauty pageant will not wear bikinis in the parade in a bid to avoid causing offense in Muslim-majority Indonesia, organizers confirmed Wednesday.

According to the politically correct precious pile of perky platitudes that RUNS the show…Julia Morley…

“I don’t want to upset or get anyone in a situation where we are being disrespectful. We treasure respect for all the countries that take part in the pageant.”

WELL…IT SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE ONLY INTERESTED IN RESPECTING THE BURQA BRIGADE AND…

JUST EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL DOES…NOT…OFFEND A MUSLIM?????

ANY religion OTHER than their own IDEOLOGY offends em.

WOMEN OUTSIDE THE HOUSE…offend em.

FREEDOM offends em.

MAKEUP offends em…

HELL…IN MOST CASES…BEING ABLE TO FOG A MIRROR OFFENDS THOSE OFFENSIVE, MURDEROUS, TERRORIST HUGGING CRETANS!!!!!

Let me explain something to you…The very IDEA of a BEAUTY pageant OFFENDS em so…Here’s what you do…

MAKE MISS BUTTCRACKISTAN…MISS WORLD…AND THEN TAKE HER AROUND THE PLANET WHILE SHE WEARS A HEAD TO TOE POTATO SACK AND SEE HOW MUCH FAN SUPPORT YOU GET COMPARED TO LAST YEAR’S MISS WORLD… YU WENXIA…WHO JUST HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE 95 POUNDS OF SMOKIN’ DYNAMITE IN A BIKINI!!!!!   

AND DON’T FORGET YOUR HELMET AND FLACK JACKET…STONINGS JUST SEEM TO COME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

I’m Fuming!

And finally…

HOLY CRAP…

THE IRS IS SPENDING OUR MONEY LIKE THEY THINK THEY’RE THE GSA!!!!!

Not only have they been TARGETING CONSERVATIVES FOR POLITICAL REASONS…

THEY’VE BEEN ON A SPENDING SPREE!!!!!

In 2010…While the rest of the country was laying off workers and the American people were losing their homes…

The IRS spent $35,000 on planning trips, $64,000 on gifts and trinkets including squirting fish toys, and $135,000 on outside speakers.

Oh…That’s not all…

THEY DROPPED $50 MILLION BUCKS IN 2 YEARS ON CONFERENCES…

STAYED IN $1500 DOLLAR PER NIGHT SUITES…

MADE A GILLIGAN’S ISLAND, STAR TREK AND DANCE VIDEOS FOR $50 GRAND…

ONE IRS DIVISION HEAD STAYED IN A $3500 PER NIGHT PRESIDENTIAL SUITE…

AND THEY HIRED SOME LOON TO PAINT PICTURES OF…BONO!!!!!!!!!!

What the HELL?????

They claimed that they were able to account for about 90% of their expenses.

THIS IS THE DAMN IRS…IF I CAN’T ACCOUNT FOR 50 BUCKS WORTH OF EXPENSES…I CAN’T TAKE IT AS A WRITE OFF BUT THEY…THEY CAN’T COME UP WITH RECEIPTS FOR WHAT???

$5 MILLION SMACKERS…AND THEY DON’T BLINK AN EYE?????

We’re paying taxes for the common good and defense of our nation and they’re…HANDING OUT SWAG-BAGS AT THE LINE DANCE SEMINARS?????

Faris Fink…AND IF THAT AIN’T THE PERFECT NAME FOR AN IRS DEPUTY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS…Played MR. SPOCK on the IRS video and said, before the congressional committee yesterday, “It was not the best use of taxpayer dollars.” 

Gee whiz FINK…YA THINK??????

Those swag-bags…What exactly was IN those things anyway???

DOUBLY HOLY DOUBLE CRAP!!!

THE IRS SPENT OUR MONEY…TO BUY $64 THOUSAND BUCKS OF JUNK…FROM CHINA…INCLUDING PLASTIC…SQUIRTY FISH?????

THERE’S NO NEED IN THE WORLD TO SUPPLY THE IRS WITH PLASTIC SQUIRTY FISH AT TAXPAYERS EXPENSE WHEN ANY GARDEN VARIETY TAXPAYER OFF THE STREET WILL GLADLY SPIT IN THEIR EYE FOR FREE!!!!!

I CALL THE IRS AND ASK A QUESTION AND THEY GIVE ME THE FINGER…THEY GO ON A 4 MILLION DOLLAR VACATION TO ANAHEIM AND WE GIVE THEM…PLASTIC SQUIRTY FISH AND A $3500/NIGHT ROOM??????

I’ll tell ya…I have a mind to call the white house and SCREAM AT EM but…

I Just found out…They already HAVE MY number so, hell…YOU CALL ME…YOU CORRUPT BUNCH OF SIMPERING, SPYING, LYING, ANTI-AMERICAN, MONEY WASTING, SQUIRTY FISH HOLDING, BURQA LOVING, HECKLER DODGING, FAKE IDENTITY EMAIL USING WEASELS AND MAYBE…JUST MAYBE…

I’LL TELL YA EXACTLY WHAT I THINK OF YA!!!!!

TGIFB…I…A…F…

THAN GOD IT’S FRIDAY BECAUSE…I…AM…

FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!

3 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. Hahahaha, absolutely love it… Your my new found web site… Though, what you speak of is very serious indeed, thank you for giving me my end of the week laugh. I surely needed it. After a thriller of a week, of endless scandals, and insanity, that these who, we pay, to carry out legit, and honest, branches of government, have not done so, and have done just the opposite. Party, hardy, on tax payers hard earned dollars, and laughing it up, while most can barely put food on their tables, a roof over their heads, and send their children off to college, because they either lost their jobs, have only part time, or temporary employment, or their life styles and class, have been so eroded, over these past years, that most no one is in a position to afford the basics anymore. It is a crying shame, a once self sufficient citizenship, has been reduced, to what it is today, and everything they have worked for taken from them. I am at the end of my rope too, like millions and millions, of others, and you.. Yup, I’m fuming too.. But thanks for the laugh. It gets me through the troubled times…

  2. Thank you:) Your article has a considerable calming effect. I relieved my stress a bit.

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