Wow. What a week.

The problem is NOT finding things about which to fume but thining the herd to what I can fit into one week’s worth of space!!!

Adam Levine said “I hate this country,” on live TV then tried passing it off as a joke before attempting to apologize saying, “Obviously I love my country.”

Uh huh.

Ummm…There is, apparently, a new way to cure…Diarrhea…It’s called a…POOP TRANSPLANT…Where doctors take poop from someone else…MIX IT WITH WATER and…”DELIVER” it into the patient’s colon through a tube.

Poop mixed with water to cure diarrhea???

That IS DIARRHEA!!!!!

Seems to me if they’re looking for donors…DC IS FULL OF IT!!!!!

And Howard Dean says that “Republicans have been peddling [the Benghazi controversy] for a year and a half”

No wonder Jay Carney thinks Benghazi happened a LONG TIME AGO.

Well, we’ve finally reached the end of a LONG week and it’s time for a laugh. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Massachusetts…THE most SOCIALIST state in the nation has a problem.

Over the last few years, Massachusetts has handed out $18 million in “questionable public assistance benefits.”

QUESTIONABLE???

Well…Only if you consider giving welfare, food stamps and social security disability benefits to…

DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!

I understand that being dead can be a disability but…

There were 1,164 cases where recipients continued to receive a total of $2.39 million in benefits up to 27 months after they had been DETERMINED TO NO LONGER HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO FOG A MIRROR!!!!!

Then, State Auditor Suzanne Bump (in the road) found suspicious transitions on electronic benefit cards TOTALING $15 MILLION DOLLARS…Including almost $5 million in which all food benefits had been withdrawn at once and 5 regional offices could not provide documentation for more than 30,000 EBT cards.

It’s gotten SO bad in Massachusetts that DEAD PEOPLE ARE USING THEIR EBT CARDS TO GET CASH FOR ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!!!!!

Meanwhile…In Ohio….

Where 58 year old Melowese Richardson was just convicted of VOTER FRAUD because she voted for the DICTATOR…6 TIMES LAST NOVEMBER…

It turns out that nearly 25% of the state’s registered voters…SIMPLY DON’T EXIST!!!

But, it seems, that doesn’t keep then from casting a ballot.

In at least 2 Ohio counties, there are more REGISTERED voters than people of age TO Vote but, don’t blame Ohio’s Secretary of State Jon Husted…HE’S TRYING to do something ABOUT it.

In February…Husted sent a letter to…ERIC HOLDER…Asking how to go about cleaning up the bogus voter rolls without inadvertently removing REAL voters.

TO DATE…HOLDER HAS NEVER BOTHERED TO GET BACK TO HIM!!!

Perhaps Husted should have gone undercover for the ASSOCIATED PRESS or disguised himself as a MEXICAN DRUG LORD…EITHER WAY…HE WOULD HAVE HAD HOLDER’S ATTENTION AND MAYBE ENOUGH WEAPONS TO START HIS OWN ARMY!!!!!

Just a couple of months ago, the Pew Center on the States released a study which shows, “more than 1.8 million dead people listed as voters; about 2.75 million with voter registrations in more than one state; and about 12 million voter records with incorrect addresses, meaning either the voters moved or errors in the information make it unlikely any mailings can reach them.”

Over in Indiana, St. Joseph County Democratic party Chairman Butch Morgan Jr.  and former county Board of Elections worker Dustin Blythe  were found guilty of felony conspiracy counts to commit petition fraud and forgery, BECAUSE THEY USED FORGED SIGNATURES TO PUT BOTH OBAMA AND HILLARY CLINTON ON THEIR 2008 BALLOTS!!!!!

But…According to Eric Withholder…VOTER FRAUD, “DOES NOT REALLY EXIST.”

Well, I got news for ya…

NEITHER DO 25% OF THE VOTERS IN OHIO!!!!!

Fuming.

Okay…Last time I checked…KALI-FORNIA was out of money. Broke, Dusty wallet and hat in hand.

Their cities are filing for bankruptcy faster than the surviving cast members of “Different Strokes.”

NOW they have discovered that the opportunity to tap into 15 billion barrels of oil IS RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES AND FEET and all they need to do to get IT and MILLIONS of JOBS thus POURING MONEY INTO STATE COFFERS FASTER THAN CELEBRITIES POUR INTO REHAB CENTERS is…GO FRACKING!!!!

That’s where the socialist KNOT-HEADS come in.

SOCIALIST LAW MAKERS IN THE REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA HAVE SUDDENY LAID NO LESS THAN 10 ANTI-FRACKING BILLS ON THE TABLE!!!

Typical socialists…They don’t think there are enough REGULATIONS in place to DESTROY WHAT LITTLE IS LEFT OF THEIR ECONOMY AND THEY WANT MORE!!!

They would rather mine Hollywood for IDIOTS than frack for OIL.

Seriously…What’s the WORST that could happen? Half of California would slide into the Pacific???

WHERE’S THE DOWN SIDE???

Fuming!

Look…There’s nothing, NOTHING…Funny about dementia but…

As he is, as yet, UNDIAGNOSED….

Senator John McCain…

WHAT THE HELL???

McCain went on a “secret” overseas trip a few days ago and, seemingly…WANDERED AWAY…CROSSED INTO SYRIA…AND MET WITH A BUNCH OF…”REBELS” AND POSED FOR PICTURES WITH THEM!!!!

Now, we find out that one or two of them MAY WELL BE…KIDNAPPERS!!!!!

The 2 men, Mohamad Nour and Abu Ibrahim, reportedly KIDNAPPED 11 Lebanese Shiite pilgrims in May 2012.

DOH!!!!!

Those would be the BAD GUYS!!!!!

Now, not to cast conjecture on McCain and his advanced age mixed with the possibility of dementia but…

McCain referred any questions about the posed photo to his father…HENRY FONDA.

He then began skipping around in circles…Demanded more pudding for dinner and BEGGED A NURSE FOR A SPONGE BATH!!!!!

Gee whiz…If there’s ANY doubt as to McCain’s dementia onset…

HE THINKS HE’S A REPUBLICAN!!!!!

I know, I know…McCain’s a war hero and he spent 6 years being tortured in the Hanoi Hilton but come on…LAST MONDAY…HE NEARLY WOUND UP IN THE DAMASCUS DAYS INN!!!!!

“PUDDING…MORE DAMN PUDDING!!!!!”

I’m fuming.

And finally…

ONLY the MOST transparent administration in HISTORY would have their CORRUPT Attorney General trying to hold meetings with the very journalistic groups HE JUST GOT CAUGHT SPYING ON…

OFF THE FREAKIN’ RECORD!!!!!

That’s correct…THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY WANTS TO HAVE CLOSED DOOR…OFF THE RECORD MEETINGS WITH…THE PRESS!!!

So far…Almost NO news organizations want ONE SINGLE THING TO DO WITH THOSE MEETINGS!!!

It takes a BOAT LOAD of ARROGANCE to SPY on the press, listen to THOUSANDS of their phone conversations and ISSUE WARRANTS, RELATED TO ESPIONAGE…AGAINST A FOX NEWS REPORTER…LOOK THROUGH HIS PRIVATE EMAILS AND HIS PRIVATE PHONE RECORDS…NOT TO MENTION THE RECORDS OF HIS PARENTS…

AND THEN TELL THEM ALL THAT YOUR MEETING WITH THEM MUST BE…OFF THE RECORD!!!

But, naturally…It didn’t stop there.

OH no…

The DNC’s “COMMUNICATION DIRECTOR” Brad Woodhouse…the guy who puts the MORON in OXYMORON…Issued the following tweet:

“Kinda FORFEITS YOUR RIGHT TO GRIPE????”

AS IN…YOUR 1^ST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO SPEAK YOUR MIND???????

Ummmm…Let’s see here…

The DICTATOR said, not 2 weeks ago…“We must enforce consequences for those who break the law and breach their commitment to protect classified information. But a free press is also essential for our democracy. That’s who we are. And I am troubled by the possibility that leak investigations may chill the investigative journalism that holds government accountable.”

Sounds like an advocate for freedom of the press…

So…Naturally…HE HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO SAY WHEN THE VERY GUY WHO WAS STOMPING ON FREEDOMS OF THE PRESS…HOLDS AN OFF THE RECORD MEETING WITH…THE PRESS!!!!!

Why ANY self-respecting news agency would attend a meeting with Eric Holder where they were FORBIDDEN TO EVEN ASK ABOUT THE SPYING ON THE PRESS ABUSES OF POWER…MUCH LESS…BE TOLD THEY CAN’T REPORT ONE SINGLE WORD OF THE MEETING…is WAY beyond me.

Try this the next time YOU get hauled into court…

TELL THE JUDGE THAT YOU’LL BE HAPPY TO TELL THE COURT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO KNOW…AS LONG AS IT’S…OFF THE RECORD!!!

Hell…The next time you file your taxes…TELL EM EXACTLY WHAT YOU MAKE…SO LONG AS IT’S OFF THE RECORD!!!!!

Shouldn’t be a problem. I mean…IF OF GOOD FOR THE GOOSE WHO’S BEING COOKED…

IT’S JUST AS GOOD FOR THE GANDER…RIGHT?????

If you have to take a drug test for work…Okay…AS LONG AS WHAT GOES…IN…THE CUP IS…OFF…THE RECORD!!!

This is transparency at its FINEST.

Well guess what?

ALL OF HOLDERS TESTIMONY, THE TESTIMONY WHERE HE LIED TO CONGRESS IS…

ON THE RECORD…AND IT IS HIGH TIME HE WAS HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR IT!!!!!

WHEN YOU START STABBING THE PRESS IN THE BACK, EVEN THE ONES WHO HAVE COVERED YOUR SORRY KEESTER FOR THE LAST 4 ½ YEARS…YOU’RE IN DEEP TROUBLE…

BUT THERE YOU ARE…AT THE BOTTOM OF A DEEP, DEEP HOLE…

AND YOU’RE STILL DIGGING!!!

In case you haven’t noticed my Patriot friends…

Today is Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!