After this last week, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s been a WHIRLWIND of socialist depravity.

There’s been so much happening all at once that I scarcely know where to begin. Put on your helmets my Patriot friends…This one is a CLASSIC!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

We’ve got shrimps on treadmills and we’re building robotic squirrels.

We spent $9.3 million on robotic bees. ROBOTIC BEES…BECAUSE THE REAL THING AIN’T BAD ENOUGH!!!

What’s next? HOLOGRAPHIC ANTS???????

When the IRS wasn’t TARGETING CONSERVATIVES…They spent $60k OF YOUR MONEY  on a Star Trek themed training video.

Who do they think they ARE??? THE GSA?????

And HERE’S well spent taxpayer dollars… $1.18 million on…PUPPET CHOREOGRAPHY…Which I assume was dance lessons for Obama.

BUT…

SEQUESTER IS MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE!!!!

Well…Not ALL our lives….

According to Nancy Pelosi, “Every year for the past few years on Mother’s Day I’ve taken a delegation to Afghanistan – or Iraq – to say thank you to our moms – and by the way, our grandmothers – who are serving there – to also thank all of our troops for what they do to protect America’s families. I won’t be going this particular weekend because we don’t have – you know, under sequestration – we don’t have (inaudible).”

NOBODY IS MORE OVERJOYED THAN OUR MOMS AND GRANDMOTHERS STATIONED IN AFGHANISTAN!!!!

It had NOTHING to do with SEQUESTER and the OLD BAT KNOWS IT!!!

Her broomstick was in the shop.

Look…If we can fork out $640k for the Pentagon to DEVELOP ALREADY DEVELOPED BEEF JERKY…

IS THERE ANY REASON…ANY REASON AT ALL WE COULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT THE BROOM STICK BIDDY A ONE WAY TICKET TO BUTT CRACKISTAN?????

Fuming.

Say…

Anybody seen Joe lately?

Crazy Uncle JOE!!!

WHERE IN THE HELL IS BIDEN?????

It’s been weeks since anybody’s spotted Bozo Joe in public which leads one to believe he’s been hidden away in a top secret location on the off chance that someone would ask him about Benghazi or…The IRS or…The Associated Press or…

Naturally his response would be, “That’s a big f-ing deal…” and they can’t have THAT now, can they?

My guess is that they have the nut squirreled away somewhere reading a crayon copy of “Assuming the Presidency for Dummies!!!!!”

They’re probably trying to get him ready for his first official press conference where he’ll likely be asked if he intends to pardon the Muslim.

Ed Henry: Mr. President…Mr. President…

Doofus: Huh? Uh…You talking to me?

Ed Henry: Yes Sir. You’re the President now.

Biden: Oh yeah…That’s a Big F-ing…

Ed Henry: Dear God…

Biden: You had a question for ME? I’m the PRESIDENT ya know…

Ed Henry…Um…Yes…Do you, “sir” plan to pardon Obama?

Biden: Why??? Did he FART?????

Ed Henry: What???

Joe Malarkey: Hey…Can I have4 toy trains in the oval office? I mean it’s the perfect shape for a track and I already have an engineer’s hat…

Ed Henry: About the pardon…

Joe: Hey…Isn’t that Stephen Hawking over there? Stand up Steve-O so everybody can see ya!!!

The idea of Joe Biden becoming the president is LAUGHABLE…Not because it’s implausible but, BECAUSE IT’S…LAUGHABLE!!!!!

The idea that some RUBE will be running up and down the aisle of Air FARCE One yelling, “WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!” is NAUSEATING and imagine what the rest of the world’s gonna think.

What has HAPPENED to OUR country?

The only one that’ll be happier than ME to see the CRIMINAL being shoved OUT THE DOOR at 1600 Penn. Is gonna be KIM JONG Un-stable BECAUSE HE WON’T BE THE LOONIEST LEADER ON THE PLANET ANYMORE!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Well…The Center for Disease Control is in quite a quandary.

So far…They have NO IDEA how to explain the mass AMNESIA epidemic.

O.J. Simpson?

Not a clue what was going on during his latest trial.

Jodi Arias?

Can’t remember a thing she did while MURDERING HER BOYFRIEND!!!

Eric Holder???

Nope. Not a CLUE regarding Fast and Furious OR the Associated Press scandal OR the IRS scandal.

Here’s what I know…NONE OF THOSE WERE REPEATED!!!

The former ACTING head of the IRS…Steven Miller???

FOR ALL HE KNOWS…HE’S THE HEAD OF THE STEVE MILLER BAND AND HE’S PLAYING A CASINO IN NORTH DAKOTA NEXT WEEK!!!!!

Jay Carney…The beltway version of Baghdad Bob…COULDN’T FIND HIS ARSE WITH BOTH HANDS, A FLASHLIGHT AND A GPS!!!!! Oh…HE has NO IDEA who knew WHAT or WHEN THEY DIDN’T KNOW IT!!!!!

Ed Henry: PRESIDENT BIDEN…WILL YOUR FIRST ACT AS PRESIDENT BE ISSUING AN EXECUTIVE PARDON TO OBAMA???

Joe: Ya know…The other day I want home and told my wife I was the new president and she took 2 shots at me from the BALCONY!!! Hell…It only took ONE shot from the balcony to scare LINCOLN to death.

And then…There’s Obama…Our DICTATOR.

HE Didn’t know ANYTHING about FAST AND FURIOUS until he SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE ORDER TO HIDE WHAT HE DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!!

Benghazi???

HE SAID HE CALLED IT TERRORISM THE DAY AFTER IT HAPPENED but…He told Steve Kroft later that day that it was too soon to tell WHAT it was and then…HE WENT ON A CAMPAIGN SWING APPEARING ON THE VIEW…LETTERMAN…UNIVISION…PIMP WITH A LIMP AND EVERYTHING ELSE…INCLUDING A CAMEO AT THE UNITED NATIONS OF THUGS THIEVES AND DESPOTS WHERE HE BLAMED SOME STUPID YOU TUBE VIDEO!!!

NOBODY seems to know WHO ORDERED THE STAND DOWN…

Nobody seems to know WHO ORDERED THE TALKING POINTS CHANGED…12 FREAKIN’ TIMES!!!

Nobody seems to remember WHO DENIED MORE SECURITY TO OUR PEOPLE IN BENGHAZI BEFORE THE ATTACKS…

RUN!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

IT’S MASS AMNESIA AND IT’S SPREADING FASTER THAN SANDRA FLUKE’S…PHONE NUMBER!!!!!

What did ya THINK I was gonna say?

NOBODY REMEMBERED THERE WERE MORE THAN 100 EMAILS LURKING AROUND EITHER!!!

Ed Henry: Mr. President…Pardon or NO Pardon?????

Joe: Anybody want gum? I always carry gum. That’s why they call me BAZOOKA JOE!!!!!!!

And…What of Hillary???

HELL…SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW SHE FELL DOWN GO BOOM much less what she was doing during Benghazi.

She can’t remember whether or not anybody at State was WATCHING the attacks in real-time.

SHE doesn’t remember seeing any emails.

SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER ALL THOSE MEMOS WITH HER NAME ON THEM!!!

SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION OF WHO SENT SUSAN RICE OUT TO TALK ABOUT BENGHAZI ON 5 SUNDAY SHOWS AND NOBODY ELSE REMEMBERS WHO BRIEFED RICE ON A TOPIC SHE APPARENTLY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH AT ALL!!!!!

As this all unfolds…It’s a fair bet that…BILL CLINTON WILL NEVER BE THE 1^ST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!!

And then…Yesterday…And that HEAD SCRATCHER of a press conference.

When asked about the IRS scandal, the Amnesiac in Chief stated…

“I certainly did not know anything about the (inspector general) report. Americans have a right to be angry about it, and I’m angry about it.”

“The good news is we can fix this.”

FIX IT???

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CREATING A CRISIS SO YOU CAN SAVE THE DAY!!!

HE CLAIMS HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE 18 MONTH IRS SCANDAL…WHICH HAD HEARINGS IN THE HOUSE…BY WATCHING THE NEWS LAST FRIDAY…THE SAME WAY AND TIME HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE ERIC HOLDER, ASSOCIATED PRESS FIASCO!!!!!!!

CONSIDERING THEY DON’T WATCH FOX IN THE WHITE HOUSE…IT’S NO DAMN WONDER NOBODY IN THAT ASYLUM KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT BENGHAZI AND FAST AND FURIOUS!!!!!

NEVER HAVE SO MANY KNOWN SO LITTLE ABOUT SO MUCH THAT THEY’RE IN CHARGE OF IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!

Yesterday…Obama “ANNOUNCED” that IRS head Steve Miller had been asked to resign and had done so.

Whoopty doo!!!!!!

HE’LL BE OUT THE DOOR IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS WHEN HE HAD PLANED TO…RETIRE…ANYWAY because apparently it’ll take 2 weeks to SHRED THE EVIDENCE!!!!!!!

Ed Henry: Mr. Biden???????

Joe: I FORGOT THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!

Oh my GOD I’m glad it’s Friday because…

I AM 100%…

FUMING!!!!!!!!!!